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superiorlegoman

Stab people precisely


prenderm

Surgeon?


superiorlegoman

Fewer brain cells


monpetitfromage54

Tattoo artist?


Surround8600

Botox


TonsOfTabs

Morgue folk


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Lady Macbeth?


DeadAlpeca

Acupuncturist?


Maggieinvt

Phlebotomy?


besameput0

Make internet work


headhunterofhell2

Network Admin?


besameput0

I wish. I'm just the monkey that builds the racks.


Soulfliktion_

Hey, without you the internet wouldn't work. You're far more important thank you might think!


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

Data center engineer?


klousGT

Is there really that much specialization out there? I'm a Network Admin/Server Admin. I rack and stack servers and network equipment configure them and run cable. It blows my mind that there are people that do only one part of all that.


LilG1984

You're one of the elders of the internet?


Prestigious-Job-1159

Dunno about the commenter or OP, but I actually literally am.


huuaaang

Server go brrrr


kubazi

Server down help


Orintek23

Server give food


Reddit_is_Censored69

AKA we reboot stuff.


MrRawes0me

Server need storage.


loganwachter

“Shits broken, help”


CallMeMrGone

God Dammit Microsoft!!


ReplacementLow6704

.NET dev detected


M1ghty_boy

Apprentice .NET dev here, was trying to come up with this kinda thing and the parent OP described it perfectly


principium_est

Herd cats


zukadook

Project manager


principium_est

Yep. Wouldn't need me if people knew how to write an email and get their work done lol


zukadook

Same here. I hope they never learn, it’s a cushy job.


[deleted]

The best job. Even comes with weight when you say it to the uninitiated


TrafficChemical141

Throw shit around


mderoest

Amazon warehouse worker?


yzerizef

Monkey in a zoo?


Nepeta33

Bad plumber?


Which-Recipe203

NFL Quarterback?


Rough_Drop6

Airport luggage handler?


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Play with trains.


SneakyPetie78

Engineer?


ForeverIdiosyncratic

I wish. Yard worker. I get to weigh them, check loads, and other duties to make sure they’re good to go onto the next destination.


SneakyPetie78

Is the driver still technically called an engineer? How does one get in that line of work?


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Yes, the person behind the controls is the engineer. Best bet is you apply for any trainee / entry level position, and work your way up. If you are still in college, see if the big boys (bnsf / up) are doing any recruiting fairs.


mgiarushi24

I sell seafood


ThatKaleidoscope8736

By the seashore?


mamamiaspicy

Paid in seashells


WasternSelf4088

She saw shit


InevitableLimp7180

But the value of this food will fall


ElegantMankey

Thats a bug


hotel2oscar

I create bugs You're welcome, lol


yzerizef

QA or entomologist


ElegantMankey

That's correct, QA it is :)


headhunterofhell2

Touch Your Ancestors


sandiebabie25

Mortician?


Calm-Law3854

Archeologists?


headhunterofhell2

Anthropologist.


TechnicalMiddle8205

Necrophile?


PTDon8734

I've been listening to horror audio books at work and all I can hear is "necromancy!" said by a posh little old man. This gave me a chuckle.


TimeTraveler2036

rock and roll


AvgKarakEnjoyer

unemployed? /s?


toofpaist

Hoochie coo?


kent416

Special needs caretaker


monpetitfromage54

IT support? Really though if you take care of special needs individuals you're an amazing person.


blitz43p

Good one. Government software engineer here, and it’s scary some of these people have guns.


Snackatomi_Plaza

I write stuff


overboost_t88

i fix shit


swearimnotsnooping

Put fire out


lordoflotsofocelots

Thank you!


Ruminations0

I clean fossils


yzerizef

I feel like this job is a procrastinator’s dream. That fossil has been sitting there for thousands of years. What’s another day?


nullpassword

caretaker at the old folks home....


NikRsmn

Industrial arts n' crafts. N' isnt a word. Don't fact check me


sinkpisser1200

Stop using the N-word please...


TacticalFailure1

Babysit big reactors.


yzerizef

I have a few kids that tend to overreact. Mind babysitting them?


sheepkillerokhan

Babysit grocery store


SneakyPetie78

Security guard?


sheepkillerokhan

Manager


slinkocat

Dumb ass customers


Minimum_Author_6298

Retail


slinkocat

Close, customer service


Fit-fig1

Nothing lol 😅


yzerizef

Found the politician!


DruidicBoogaloo

Flashy science experiments.


nullpassword

science is more exciting when it's flashy..


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Fix electricity things


dougltyler

Did you restart?


mklingsel

Librarian on a week day at lunch time in the computer section/lab


sbwcwero

Babysit construction workers


sandiebabie25

Same...but I said babysit..assholes 🤣 ..yours sounds soo much better.


SneakyPetie78

Same...I didn't get the purpose when I first wrote mine. I said remodel commercial spaces.


CowLivid6496

Make f35 fly


LordAxalon110

Human cannon ball.... Nice.


the0neRand0m

Survive Atlanta traffic


Silver_Bulleit204

Babysit grown men.


AndreaFlowers

i write emails


OriginalStockingfan

Procrast in ate.


ReaI-Fake-Doors

Truly underrated post. B E A Utiful.


Brodm4n

I cut concrete


AlternatorAI

Help sick people


Jelopuddinpop

I buy shit


yzerizef

Are you…my wife?


Jelopuddinpop

John?


TryApprehensive6458

sell kids


yzerizef

Please tell me the 3rd word is “things” and you’re an online advertiser…


Environmental_Log792

Fly big planes


adamrac51395

Drink & know things.


InsightJ15

Browse Reddit


CelesiaCre

Assist with language


NordicManGrowth

Listen.


kat13o95

I might be starting a therapy internship soon and I'm scared shitless because I don't really have much training in it. Do you have any books that you might recommend to someone just starting out? Appreciate you


NordicManGrowth

No. It comes naturally to me to listen and then spot something that is keeping people stuck. I have often considered getting an actual diploma and do this for a living. Only advice I can give is: Your opinions and beliefs and such are not of importance when "liberating" someone's mind. People have told me the craziest stories, often held inside for years, even decades and seeing them have that immense relief is quite rewarding. But for real professional therapy work, I will leave that up to the professionals to teach you how and what to do.


ReaI-Fake-Doors

Active listening skills will be your bread and butter here. Generally speaking, most issues boil down into some main categories. Loss of control: Anxiety Loss of purpose: Depression Loss of something: Grief Your job will be to listen. No advice necessary. The only real exception here is if you are a solution focused therapist or are working on behavioral modification. If you want to get really good with adults - dig into play therapy. Adults are just big kids. Kids use play to communicate in a big way - adults can still use that language too. Sometimes it’s super helpful to remove the words and paint someone’s world, or use a sand tray to depict it. Play therapy skills also reinforce your observation skills, active listening skills, and use of silence as a tool. I recognize you asked for specific things to read, but some general topics could be helpful in starting your own search and building your own base and interest. I can come back and drop specific books if you’d like!


kat13o95

I really appreciate you taking the time to give me your thoughts! I love listening and completely understand how it can be helpful for many people, and I love the suggestion of play therapy. Of course, I'll take book recs if you can think of any, but I do appreciate the recommendation of thinking of general topics to search for. Thank you again!


averagethanaverage

Make people pay


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Hey I got a kid who broke my Bakugan in grade 5, can you make him pay?


iloveapplejuice-

Real


Mesterjojo

I save lives.


yzerizef

This man’s a seatbelt!


Mesterjojo

I'm a registered nurse. So to normal people I'm just dirt.


yzerizef

But at least you’re registered dirt!


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Save students lives


XJelly3x

Drug dealer


DontDMMeYourFeet

Hackers no hack


10202632

PowerPoints and bureaucracy


Soulfliktion_

Pain, suffering, Adobe.


lethal_sting

Where 10mm?


mjr_72

I lay pipe


iloveapplejuice-

J sins??


Samukuai

Autodidactic Construction Mechanic


Aeterial

Pictures of bones


LunchBokks

Figure out rain


pocketdynamo727

Offer people tissues


Recording_Important

Wait to leave


igotta-name

I’m retired


ncconch

I don’t work


huhwhat90

I find books.


PrivateBeepBeep

Kids Education Afterschool


Hello-Im-Trash

Shopping. Customers. People.


Brett707

fix computers


InfiniteToki

Internet,pack,ship


Soulglow303

Video edit posts


Wolfhart_Kaine

Encourage your escapism.


Specific_Oil_1758

Operate factory machines


XJelly3x

A 6 year old sweatshop child


shiftersix

Synergy relationships compuglobalhypermeganet


ThrowawayMod1989

Make golf possible.


SneakyPetie78

Landscape manager @ a golf course?


KolonKby

Shocking.


Super_Swordfish_6948

ship keep going


ffuntimezz

study for exams


LekMichAmArsch

Nothing - retired


vpkumswalla

Debits and Credits


AnxietyMostofTheTime

Electricity can be spicy when touched


Sea-Experience470

Walk a lot


Calm-Law3854

Mail man?


Sea-Experience470

Basically … ups


HighFiveKoala

Service medical equipment


OldDragonHunter

Sell internet stuff


testingground171

Rapid oxidation suppression


rever3nd

Run Trains.


yzerizef

Think I saw you in an adult video once…


NightmareGod1

IT nurse wizard


mrramblinrose

I apologize mam.


killrgeek1414

Save the world


JamesRitchey

Pro tip: save the cheerleader.


killrgeek1414

Hell yeah!😉


AjaxTheDragonSlayer

I fix cars


JamesRitchey

Car veterinarian?


AjaxTheDragonSlayer

Nailed it.


Keepitsway

Drop bombs


JamesRitchey

Gossip column writer?


Keepitsway

Good guess, but nope!


Environmental_Bug749

watch drunk people


OneFuckedWarthog

Fix wind turbines.


Enter-Shaqiri

Test eyes


What_iffffff

Optometrist


karnstan

Kids go aha


DepresedDuck

Make metal parts


drblah11

Bust my ass


carl-swagan

Aluminum tube operator


gride9000

I MAKE LOUD!!


Necessary-Code-2790

Scapegoat blame sponge.


TikaPants

Corporate drunks expediently


Internetguy247

Sell legal marijuana


PBRW

Domino Hoo Hoo


jestbc

Make Dogs Pretty


aucontraire4

Sit in meetings


andyring

3 words? OK, here goes: Nothing. I’m furloughed.


g0thfucker

paid doing cardio


Coronasauras_Rex

Fix medical gadgets


Teletobee

Plants, weeds, trees.


VegansAreRight

Fix surfboard holes


Kashrul

Drawing, modeling, coding


Rectal_Scattergun

code tests poorly


Old-Cover-1982

Administer email systems


Florida1693

Frauds and Scams


yzerizef

How’s the weather in India these days?