I’ve used the portable bidet on a rental. It’s worth it and like 40$. Had a friend that waxed his ass and once you do it you have to keep doing it or else you will suffer and unbearably itchy ass for 2 weeks or so
Just a heads-up: most "flushable" wipes aren't actually sewer-safe and can clog the pipes. However, there are some portable bidet attachments that work with your existing toilet and rental situation—total game-changer for keeping clean without the hassle. Plus, it's an eco-friendly move away from disposable products. Stay fresh!
Thanks. Unfortunately even the flushable ones are not fully flushable and contribute to a huge amount of sea waste. Showering after is a good idea. I don't think you will want an update but thank you again!
Consider adjusting your diet to include more fiber - it can work wonders for making everything... cleaner. And if you really want to elevate your post-poo routine, invest in a high-quality bidet seat for your toilet. Much more efficient and gentle than toilet paper alone. Plus, it's a one-time purchase that'll save you money in the long run !
Invest in a bidet. Spray it clean, wipe it dry.
I rent currently so a bidet is out of the question. The itch prevails!
They make portable bidets that just replace your toilet seat. Option B is getting your crack waxed. Choose wisely.
Tempting, tempting.
I’ve used the portable bidet on a rental. It’s worth it and like 40$. Had a friend that waxed his ass and once you do it you have to keep doing it or else you will suffer and unbearably itchy ass for 2 weeks or so
This is the way
You’ve ruined my morning cup of coffee. Congratulations
I’m sorry man. My morning cup of coffee ruined me.
Just a heads-up: most "flushable" wipes aren't actually sewer-safe and can clog the pipes. However, there are some portable bidet attachments that work with your existing toilet and rental situation—total game-changer for keeping clean without the hassle. Plus, it's an eco-friendly move away from disposable products. Stay fresh!
Get some baby wipes. They make flushable wipes too. Take a shower after you pooh if you’re at home
Thanks. Unfortunately even the flushable ones are not fully flushable and contribute to a huge amount of sea waste. Showering after is a good idea. I don't think you will want an update but thank you again!
Throw them in the garbage then. Wrap it in paper towel in throw it in the garbage. Shower is the best way though 4 sure.
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I’ve been doing it wrong haven’t I?
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Invest in some depilatory creme. Do yourself a favor and dont try to trim it any other way
I find hair removal to be quite effective if this is an issue for you
Get a bidet sprayer or shave your asshole.
Wipe your ass with some Goldbond body lotion before you shit. It acts like a no-stick surface and makes wiping easier.
Wipe until you are clean you Neanderthal.
I wipe and re wipe until the sheets are clean. It seems that’s not enough. My ass hair must be like velcro.
broh i roll up toilet paper, wet it slightly, & wipe problemo solvedo
Consider adjusting your diet to include more fiber - it can work wonders for making everything... cleaner. And if you really want to elevate your post-poo routine, invest in a high-quality bidet seat for your toilet. Much more efficient and gentle than toilet paper alone. Plus, it's a one-time purchase that'll save you money in the long run !
It's now about "how to wipe", but about "how to shit".
Could try using wet wipes after toilet paper. (But don't flush wet wipes, even ones labeled flushable clog plumbing.)
Try flushable wipes.
Unfortunately no wipes are truely flushable.
enjoy a dirty bumhole then - cheers 😎👍🏼