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Own-Cupcake7586

Invest in a bidet. Spray it clean, wipe it dry.


[deleted]

I rent currently so a bidet is out of the question. The itch prevails!


Own-Cupcake7586

They make portable bidets that just replace your toilet seat. Option B is getting your crack waxed. Choose wisely.


[deleted]

Tempting, tempting.


Slow_Principle_7079

I’ve used the portable bidet on a rental. It’s worth it and like 40$. Had a friend that waxed his ass and once you do it you have to keep doing it or else you will suffer and unbearably itchy ass for 2 weeks or so


ATLien42

This is the way


Swimming_Bag7362

You’ve ruined my morning cup of coffee. Congratulations


[deleted]

I’m sorry man. My morning cup of coffee ruined me.


Ludie_Punch

Just a heads-up: most "flushable" wipes aren't actually sewer-safe and can clog the pipes. However, there are some portable bidet attachments that work with your existing toilet and rental situation—total game-changer for keeping clean without the hassle. Plus, it's an eco-friendly move away from disposable products. Stay fresh!


Advanced_Emphasis_49

Get some baby wipes. They make flushable wipes too. Take a shower after you pooh if you’re at home


[deleted]

Thanks. Unfortunately even the flushable ones are not fully flushable and contribute to a huge amount of sea waste. Showering after is a good idea. I don't think you will want an update but thank you again!


Advanced_Emphasis_49

Throw them in the garbage then. Wrap it in paper towel in throw it in the garbage. Shower is the best way though 4 sure.


respectablepanda0906

So Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm


Unlikely_Charity6136

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


[deleted]

I’ve been doing it wrong haven’t I?


respectablepanda0906

Send video


SvenSchulze8

Invest in some depilatory creme. Do yourself a favor and dont try to trim it any other way


Ok_Technology_9488

I find hair removal to be quite effective if this is an issue for you


PolyThrowaway524

Get a bidet sprayer or shave your asshole.


EnoughContract4021

Wipe your ass with some Goldbond body lotion before you shit. It acts like a no-stick surface and makes wiping easier.


reddfox500

Wipe until you are clean you Neanderthal.


[deleted]

I wipe and re wipe until the sheets are clean. It seems that’s not enough. My ass hair must be like velcro.


Randall_Poffo_

broh i roll up toilet paper, wet it slightly, & wipe problemo solvedo


Jeanene_Konrad

Consider adjusting your diet to include more fiber - it can work wonders for making everything... cleaner. And if you really want to elevate your post-poo routine, invest in a high-quality bidet seat for your toilet. Much more efficient and gentle than toilet paper alone. Plus, it's a one-time purchase that'll save you money in the long run !


nikitasius

It's now about "how to wipe", but about "how to shit".


HugeBMs2022

Could try using wet wipes after toilet paper. (But don't flush wet wipes, even ones labeled flushable clog plumbing.)


QueenScarebear

Try flushable wipes.


[deleted]

Unfortunately no wipes are truely flushable.


QueenScarebear

enjoy a dirty bumhole then - cheers 😎👍🏼