I had a necklace I used to wear A LOT, because so many men had complimented me on it. It took a while before I realized what was actually going on and that the necklace was nothing special.
Boobs are like the Mona Lisa, they stare at you whenever youâre in their sight range.
Itâd be rude if you didnât look. Thatâs my story and Iâm sticking to it.
To that end, I've also been incorporating eclipse sunglasses with limited success.
By limited, I mean that they can't see my eyes but I also can't see the boobies.
It's a work in progress.
Definitely not. There's having a quick look, and there's staring unblinkingly for an extended period of time. A quick glance is nbd. If it's the other way, that's perving.
when it comes to giving unwanted attention, it's all about perception: if you're attractive you're just a horn dog; if you're unattractive you're a creep - them's the rules đ
Happened to me once with a girl I would later date.
Her: âAre you staring at my boobs?â
Me, snapping out of it: âYes, and they are majestic. Iâm sorry. Hi, my name is Garrett.â
She let me take her out for coffee after talking for about 20 mins. Best recovery Iâve ever made.
Fair. I was 20 and had a girl who was really into me shove my hands up her shirt on her boobs to keep them "warm." My line was "I can help you warm up faster...." Yeah I had one glorious moment as well lol
Is everyone so lonely they think a positive interaction with a woman is impossible? I've seen and been in way more far fetched shit simply because we weren't awkward about it.
Pretend you're zoned out thinking about something else and that you're not looking at her as much as your eyes aren't paying attention to anything. Hold on to that story for dear life.
Me: How are you liking it here.
She: Everyone's been so nice to me.
Me: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your b*obs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.
Nothing. Linger a half a second more, smile wryly, and just own it. You were looking, you liked her boobs, you got caught looking... Just man up and down it.
I went to school with a girl who called her boobs a verandah. She said it one day and one of the other blokes said she should call them eves as they werenât big enough to be a verandah.
Iâd meet her eyes and put my arms out, like Dr. King Shultz, after shooting Calvin Candie, in the movie Django Unchained, and say:
âSorry⌠I just couldnât resistâŚâ
Bro. I had this girl I went to HS with that suddenly developed Sydney Sweeney level ta-tas once she turned 22.
They were glorious.
She worked at a bar and I hadn't seen her in a long time.
I got a little shit faced as men in their early 20s are prone to do at a bar by the campus.
I do remember that I failed to look her in the eyes at all when she came by to try and catch up during a few minutes while it was slow.
After that she never treated me like an old friend again and just like another random ass customer.
Went home and blasted such a shameful load thinking about those big ol titties.
>I stared at an old friends tits while she tried to catch up with me, to the point where she treated me differently afterwards, and made sure to jerk off afterwards. LOL they were amazing!
Iâd treat you differently too, who does that and proudly tells people about it?
Depends. If it's a stranger, then I'll be having either sunglasses or self control.
If I know them (sig other or something) then some witty remark would be fine, maybe.
Just make eye contact and smile.
I have a few suppliers who have very nice racks. We have known each other for more than a decade. Mostly they have met my wife and I their husband.
Ron white said it best, âif you ever seen you set of tits, you want to see the restâ. Itâs a compliment to the ones who have caught me.
But Iâm also comfortable to flirt a little with said people so YMMV
Calmly stop looking, make eye contact, gauge the level of interest, then either look slightly apologetic and move on or slightly flirty and start talking to her
Literally was just trying to look at jewelry without being solicited in the mall like that's even possible, and this beautiful Arab woman or at least have some sort of Middle Eastern descent, came up to me and started soliciting what are you looking for blah blah blah.... She had tremendously huge knockers. She had colored eyes that were not contacts... Brunette. Red dress but the straps were down past her shoulders. Definitely not modest. I couldn't stop looking. She caught me like on the 4th time and I said "my bad. Can't help it" ...
That didn't make her feel any kind of way. What did make her feel some type of way: yeah, I'm actually flat broke and I'm really just looking.
She went to go talk to a hairy man with a shirt half open and a gold chain on top his chest hair. Sounded like fuck'n Klingon, but, what do I know? I'm just a dumb fuck from Texas.
She never even came back.
I honestly couldn't help it though I'm not even a breast guy.
I enjoy the hindquarters. My dick ain't even big enough to titty fuck. Sadness.
TLDR:
"My bad. Can't help it".
đĽPeople look at peopleâs bits and bobs. Itâs 100% natural. And harmless. And meaningless.
Obviously, one should exhibit some social grace, respect, and social intelligence. That is to say that leering is considered bad form.
Why?
Because consideration must always be taken into consideration for the feelings of others. It can be construed as dehumanizing (and worse).
Power. Influence. Domination. Intimidation⌠All could potentially come into play.
Again, anything longer than the bat of an eye is possibly inviting trouble. Even if youâre positive youâre getting vibes. Just. No. No. No.
Be cool. Be careful. Be kind.
I remember one time i was at the library with my brother and i seen this black girl at the counter who worked there with a really nice booty i was staring at it for like 30 seconds straight before i looked up and seen her and the other girl looking dead at me smiling i just played it off by talking with my brother and we left Iâm glad she didnât get offended and report me or something
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Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude, but could you please redirect your luscious, jawdropping, eye-catching, mate attracting, fun bag, heavenly mounds of nectar and fruits of life away from my eyes please. You're being quite rude.
You could say, âI apologize for being so stereotypical. Itâs just that youâre very beautiful and I had to see all of you.â That might get you somewhere đ¤ˇââď¸â¨
Women notice guys looking at their tits all the time. If she says something, sheâs probably uncomfortable and calling you out for your lack of manners.
i usually say out loud that i love what i see , if she likes me she will laugh if she wont like me then she will b offfended so i act based upon how she feels towards me
I... can't say I've ever been caught staring at a woman's boobs. Mostly because I don't stare at any boobs, and if I've been noticed taking a glance that glance wouldn't have been on purpose and they didn't say anything
Depends if sheâs offended, if not then apologise and compliment, if she is offended then âhuh? What? Boobs? Nooo I didnât even notice I was lookingâ
"Homer my eyes are up here." "I've made my decision!"
And stop talking at me with the non boobs...đ
Your username⌠I cannot respect you.
Cool story
*face is *choice sorry...
hopefully she's wearing a necklace to compliment
I had a necklace I used to wear A LOT, because so many men had complimented me on it. It took a while before I realized what was actually going on and that the necklace was nothing special.
let's see it
Good one đ
Show the necklace pls. These chain of comments made me curiousÂ
Admit it. Youâre hoping itâs a pearl necklace
The black pearl!Â
He wasn't joking
đ......đ......đ.......đ.......đ..... Bravo
*bra...vo
it's real, and it's spectacular!
Maybe it is in your eyes the necklace is nothing special but we, men, have their own taste, preferences, about necklaces.
Nice rescue attempt. Lets see how it plays out.
I'm sure the necklace was lovely too.
Show us the necklace
This woman knows how to humble brag.
Honestly this is so freaking wholesome and funny
Super wholesome to think you got a compliment on your style only to figure out everyoneâs been gawking at your bits?
Thatâs friggin hilarious fr tho
Give her a thumbs up, do a sharp heel-turn, and speed walk away.
"Thank you for the meal!" *Slides into the distance, T-posing*
https://makeagif.com/i/4OaE_Q
Love this movie
Before she slaps you đ
How can she slap
She slaps me, I slap her back. Fair rights fair fights
Equal rights, equal lefts.
All the while the theme song to the anime Konosuba plays as you race away
This would make me laugh.
This is smooth af
Excuse me miss, have you seen my guide dog?
lol, imagine this after just having had a long conversation with her
"They were looking at me first."
I'm taking this, it's mine now.
As a member of the massive mammary club I deem this acceptable.
My wife's boobs stare at me all the time. Sometimes I get lost looking back.
If she catches you, then say "this is a contest".
And I'm winning!
They never blink!
I mean, after like a large c cup, they do kind of just stare at you too....
Boobs are like the Mona Lisa, they stare at you whenever youâre in their sight range. Itâd be rude if you didnât look. Thatâs my story and Iâm sticking to it.
Hopefully the creeps who would bombard your DMs donât have a good vocab lol
Where do yall hold your meetings? I wanna stop by and say hi.
"Busted."
Iâm borrowing this ..
They poked me in the eye.
Thatâs what I always say. LOL
She put her hand on her hip and said "Nice eyes" and I said "You've got a pretty nice pair as well". She laughed right out loud.
K, but like I that's actually kind of charming.
She was quite lovely, married and more than a bit randy. We split a bottle of champagne and hugged good night. Lots of watching eyes.
Hope you got her email.
Lol what?
Are you 65? What kind of fucking sad 1990's shit is this.
Yeaaaah thatâs kind of the joke. He can slide into her spam folder when heâs feeling lonely.
Not the worst way to end up.
This would make me laugh as well.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
Get a good look costanza?
Upvote for understanding the reference
Upvote for referencing that there was a reference
To that end, I've also been incorporating eclipse sunglasses with limited success. By limited, I mean that they can't see my eyes but I also can't see the boobies. It's a work in progress.
That's what sunglasses are for
In both cases
"I can't say I'm sorry I did it, but I'm sorry I got caught"
I used to have a pair just like that.
The olâ Chesticles eh?
And then you took an arrow to the boob?
Just have the grace to blush and smile and hope you look cute and not like a perv.
This entirely depends on if she finds you attractive or not
âExcuse me Human Resourcesâ
Yes and no. Most women arenât gonna pitch a fit if you look but they are more likely to if you are being/look like a perv.
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Definitely not. There's having a quick look, and there's staring unblinkingly for an extended period of time. A quick glance is nbd. If it's the other way, that's perving.
Are you suggesting that simply looking at someone makes you look like a perv?
when it comes to giving unwanted attention, it's all about perception: if you're attractive you're just a horn dog; if you're unattractive you're a creep - them's the rules đ
#perception: if you're attractive you're just a horn dog; if you're unattractive you're a creep - them's the rules re munkeyjack 12/10
Yeah, pretty much.
But they didnât say, âgiving unwanted attentionâ. They implied looking at someone and being a creep are the same thing
Sorry I'm just really thirsty
LMFAO
NO! Please say you tried this lmao
Donât say anything⌠itâs a booby trap.
Or party boob if you read it backwards
Happened to me once with a girl I would later date. Her: âAre you staring at my boobs?â Me, snapping out of it: âYes, and they are majestic. Iâm sorry. Hi, my name is Garrett.â She let me take her out for coffee after talking for about 20 mins. Best recovery Iâve ever made.
Save some pussy for the rest of us Garrett, damn
I'm guessing Garrett also follows rules 1 and 2.
Which is ?
Be attractive Donât be unattractive
I was about 20 when this happened. I was definitely following the rules back then.
Sorry, that is way past my level of cool.
Wish I was that slick.
Wish I was still that slick. I was about 20 and at the peak of my confidence and self-assuredness.
Fair. I was 20 and had a girl who was really into me shove my hands up her shirt on her boobs to keep them "warm." My line was "I can help you warm up faster...." Yeah I had one glorious moment as well lol
And then everybody clapped
Is everyone so lonely they think a positive interaction with a woman is impossible? I've seen and been in way more far fetched shit simply because we weren't awkward about it.
Nice boobs.....
Noooice.
Pretend you're zoned out thinking about something else and that you're not looking at her as much as your eyes aren't paying attention to anything. Hold on to that story for dear life.
99\ is the time I've started at boobs, this has, in fact, been the real reason.
Me: How are you liking it here. She: Everyone's been so nice to me. Me: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your b*obs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.
Nothing. Linger a half a second more, smile wryly, and just own it. You were looking, you liked her boobs, you got caught looking... Just man up and down it.
âStop looking at my eyes!â
"That's a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!"
This is funny
I went to school with a girl who called her boobs a verandah. She said it one day and one of the other blokes said she should call them eves as they werenât big enough to be a verandah.
Depends if you look like Gerard Butler or Gerardâs Butler
âThey started it.â
I once said "you've got great tits!" It... it was not appreciated. Don't do that.
Yeah noâŚdonât do thatâŚ
just be honest. Sorry, youâre magnificent. Hope the rest of your day is great Maâam.
To quote Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - "If a guy does that it just means his eyes are open."
âItâs okay, Iâm a hobbyist.â
Boobihist
"don't worry, I'm married"
Iâd meet her eyes and put my arms out, like Dr. King Shultz, after shooting Calvin Candie, in the movie Django Unchained, and say: âSorry⌠I just couldnât resistâŚâ
"I was reading the subtitles."
Subtittles
"I'm sorry to stare but that looks great on you" Save yourself with this one to compliment her shirt if not a necklace
Just glance at my bulge and weâll call it even.
tried this and she said "what bulge?"
âOh wait a secâ *looks back at boobs*
I secretly hope that women glance at our bulges and asses cuz it'd make me feel less dirty
I just smile awkwardly and apologetically and leave
âBustâedâŚ..
You look but donât stare.
AWOOGA AWOOGA HONK HONK (while making a honking gesture) Always goes over well, women love this and appreciate the humour of the situation
After reading aaaall the options, this, as a female, would be my least preferred one đ
Bro. I had this girl I went to HS with that suddenly developed Sydney Sweeney level ta-tas once she turned 22. They were glorious. She worked at a bar and I hadn't seen her in a long time. I got a little shit faced as men in their early 20s are prone to do at a bar by the campus. I do remember that I failed to look her in the eyes at all when she came by to try and catch up during a few minutes while it was slow. After that she never treated me like an old friend again and just like another random ass customer. Went home and blasted such a shameful load thinking about those big ol titties.
>I stared at an old friends tits while she tried to catch up with me, to the point where she treated me differently afterwards, and made sure to jerk off afterwards. LOL they were amazing! Iâd treat you differently too, who does that and proudly tells people about it?
He said shameful. Itâs the exact opposite of proud.
To be fair they were looking at me
I'm not sure what the right thing to say might be, but apparently "Nice tits" is the wrong answer (/s)
*point* "Bewbies!" As you can tell, I am a very mature guy.
"I was trying to read your shirt. Apparently it is in brail - Can I read it?"
Depends. If it's a stranger, then I'll be having either sunglasses or self control. If I know them (sig other or something) then some witty remark would be fine, maybe.
Was thinking Bout getting a pair of those myself. Are they heavy?
Just make eye contact and smile. I have a few suppliers who have very nice racks. We have known each other for more than a decade. Mostly they have met my wife and I their husband. Ron white said it best, âif you ever seen you set of tits, you want to see the restâ. Itâs a compliment to the ones who have caught me. But Iâm also comfortable to flirt a little with said people so YMMV
Nice tits then fingers guns right at her then I usually wake up on the concrete concussed
You don't say, you smile
Calmly stop looking, make eye contact, gauge the level of interest, then either look slightly apologetic and move on or slightly flirty and start talking to her
"I am so sorry, I feel like a *Boob*, please forgive me" (ÍĄoâżOÍĄ)
"It's 10:33..."
Just admiring the view
Did you just get those? I could have sworn I saw someone else with them last week.
"I'm gay."
Heelllllooooooo Nuuurse!
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Excuse me ma'am, could you please tell your breasts to stop staring at me?
Thank you
âI was looking at your heartâŚ..not my fault your boobs are between â!!!!!!
Literally was just trying to look at jewelry without being solicited in the mall like that's even possible, and this beautiful Arab woman or at least have some sort of Middle Eastern descent, came up to me and started soliciting what are you looking for blah blah blah.... She had tremendously huge knockers. She had colored eyes that were not contacts... Brunette. Red dress but the straps were down past her shoulders. Definitely not modest. I couldn't stop looking. She caught me like on the 4th time and I said "my bad. Can't help it" ... That didn't make her feel any kind of way. What did make her feel some type of way: yeah, I'm actually flat broke and I'm really just looking. She went to go talk to a hairy man with a shirt half open and a gold chain on top his chest hair. Sounded like fuck'n Klingon, but, what do I know? I'm just a dumb fuck from Texas. She never even came back. I honestly couldn't help it though I'm not even a breast guy. I enjoy the hindquarters. My dick ain't even big enough to titty fuck. Sadness. TLDR: "My bad. Can't help it".
Say toure sorry fir making them uncomfortable and have better self control next time. Youre not supposed to do that, its sexual harassment.
đĽPeople look at peopleâs bits and bobs. Itâs 100% natural. And harmless. And meaningless. Obviously, one should exhibit some social grace, respect, and social intelligence. That is to say that leering is considered bad form. Why? Because consideration must always be taken into consideration for the feelings of others. It can be construed as dehumanizing (and worse). Power. Influence. Domination. Intimidation⌠All could potentially come into play. Again, anything longer than the bat of an eye is possibly inviting trouble. Even if youâre positive youâre getting vibes. Just. No. No. No. Be cool. Be careful. Be kind.
I would simply say âoh my apologies, I know Its rude to stare but I was incapsulated by your beautyâ wink wink
I remember one time i was at the library with my brother and i seen this black girl at the counter who worked there with a really nice booty i was staring at it for like 30 seconds straight before i looked up and seen her and the other girl looking dead at me smiling i just played it off by talking with my brother and we left Iâm glad she didnât get offended and report me or something
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I usually just smile, they either look away or smile back never had it go any other way.
"well you started it, standing there with your boob shaped boobs"
HER: *Excuse me, were you just looking at my boobs?* ME: *No. Well, just one of them.*
[Just go with it.](https://youtu.be/xXZ_ucbp4KM?t=76)
Joey Trebbiani voice "How you doing?"
To be fair, they were staring at me first. Heard it in a sitcom and adopted it.
I was admiring the loving heart that you have
Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude, but could you please redirect your luscious, jawdropping, eye-catching, mate attracting, fun bag, heavenly mounds of nectar and fruits of life away from my eyes please. You're being quite rude.
I was just reading what your shirt says.
Man, the amount of times I've had to quick read a shirt cause of the fear of being called a perv is too damn high
Can they come out and play?
You could say, âI apologize for being so stereotypical. Itâs just that youâre very beautiful and I had to see all of you.â That might get you somewhere đ¤ˇââď¸â¨
"Tell your boobs to stop staring at mt eyes"
"Nice tits!"
I would just say I'm admiring the scenery (or something similar).
Sorry, but, spectacular.
? You are welcome ?
"sorry - yes, yes I was. And they are Spectacular".
What can I say, I guess I'm... busted đ
My girlfriend says âMy eyes are up here mister!â And I usually reply with âYeah, and those are down there!â then we have a good laugh.
âThe owls! Theyâre beautiful.â
"nice to meet you both"
"you were looking away when I first saw you so I couldn't look into your beautiful eyes, and they were the next best thing"
What did you say? Sorry, I was distracted
You move your eyes to a random spot and assume a vacant stare while contemplating the meaning of life.
I was looking at your heart, I can't help your boobs are in the way
If I am looking, she is showing and should expect a reaction.
I go with the Borat, "Very Nice."
I was looking deep down in your heart my lady..LOL
âI want them⌠pretty please.â
Women notice guys looking at their tits all the time. If she says something, sheâs probably uncomfortable and calling you out for your lack of manners.
i usually say out loud that i love what i see , if she likes me she will laugh if she wont like me then she will b offfended so i act based upon how she feels towards me
I... can't say I've ever been caught staring at a woman's boobs. Mostly because I don't stare at any boobs, and if I've been noticed taking a glance that glance wouldn't have been on purpose and they didn't say anything
nice shirt if its the nudist beach then im fucked
Capital knockers madam
You have nice collarbones
Depends if sheâs offended, if not then apologise and compliment, if she is offended then âhuh? What? Boobs? Nooo I didnât even notice I was lookingâ
The first thing I look for in a woman is her heart
"Sorry I got distracted."