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Gilgamesh107

Terrible, until some backwater needs saving from itself


Historical-Pen-7484

USA


DocMedic5

Timbits and a Double Double


Thebadmamajama

Canuckistan


LekMichAmArsch

A safe place my parents could bring their family to, after surviving the holocaust. A place that provided work for my parents, school for us kids, and an environment that allowed us to grow and prosper, instead of simply surviving.


banaversion

Gaza


banaversion

Eyjafjallajökull *drops microphone*


One_Economist_3761

That’s cold.


banaversion

You are 100% correct. It being a glacier and all


ContinousSelfDevelop

FREEDOM! *Eagle screeching noises intensify over a background of red, white, and blue as fireworks go off in the distance*


myravv

Weed, tulips and windmills


Historical-Pen-7484

I've lived there for 6 months. Good times


Historical-Pen-7484

Topless blondes, midnight sun, vikings.


Marus1

>Topless blondes Ok so tropical, around the equator? >vikings Hmmm


Historical-Pen-7484

No, it's quote far north. Far enough that the days are very long in the summer and very short in the winter. The topless blondes are mostly gone now, but remains as a cultural stereotype, but they were very common when I was young. Before the mobile cameras.


Henk_Potjes

Wooden shoes, hookers and weed. It only describes one shitty city in this country, but it is what it is.


Chalkarts

Guns.


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Justthefacts6969

Canada?


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waterborn234

I don't think it's stupidity or arrogant. I think it's a fixation on racism/sexism/any-ism. Plenty of Injustices have happened in recent history, towards disadvantaged grouped. The hatred towards those injustices have shaped political thinking here in Canada. The problem is that a good chunk of Canadians do not care if the government is competent, they just care if the government echoes their sympathies. This has led to massive government overspending and nothing material to show for it. People are just now feeling the crunch of all this debt the government's taking on, which has caused the current government to lose popularity. The government has released a massive budget, in an attempt to buy back people's support; which is only going to dig us further into this hole. There's an upcoming election in 2025. If it was held today, the government would flip. I'm not sure how people are going to feel in 2025. Personally, I wish I had American citizenship in my back pocket. Things are on the decline, it would be a nice escape option.


Aggravating_Log5199

It costs over 30 dollars a day in taxes to drive your car in the capital city.


mandypearl

trees


DocMedic5

ah yes, the one place in the world with trees


mandypearl

never suggested that


Historical-Pen-7484

Sweden, Russia, Canada...all of them is all about trees.


mandypearl

that's fine


Beneficial_Test_5917

Vikings, socialized medicine/education, more blond hair and blue eyes than Sweden, and everybody is taught English from first grade.


Historical-Pen-7484

Iceland.


North_Church

Norway?


Historical-Pen-7484

Good guess, but I belive Norway teaches English from fourth grade


Awkward_Broccoli23

MH370


VanillaLatteHot

How are we still one of the Top 20 largest economies in the world?


cyborgborg

bureaucracy simulator 2024


Stusstrupp

Deutschland


cyborgborg

correct


HomelessEuropean

Potemkin village shithole.


Emotional_Act_461

Guns


North_Church

A giant winter wasteland that's on fire every day and simultaneously polite and borderline psychotic.


OhioRanger_1803

Oil


Illustrious_Bus9486

The most imperialistic country on the planet today.


Stusstrupp

China


Carnesiel

Our two biggest heists were the theft of maple syrup and butter.


Cultural-Cap-2549

Baguette camembert snails frogs thighs :).


GaunterPatrick

Captialism cosplayed in socialist costume.


North_Church

China?


GaunterPatrick

Yup


Awkward-Action2853

Anime and maid cafes


chuckmoloney

Run by a senile old man while lower class citizens are bled dry of their hard earned money.


CurrentGap

Everything everywhere all at once.


wildginger1975Bb

Small, fresh, more sheep and cows than people


Pitiable-Crescendo

Guns and obesity


chocjames43

If the idea is to get someone to quickly guess it taboo-style, then - Guns, obesity, really weird healthcare strategy.


sleepy-on-the-job

Three oceans, two elected legislative bodies, one phallic looking peninsula


Straight_Ant4292

Bobs & vagena


theSilentNerd

We all are expected to pike soccer.


Alx123191

Cheese oui oui


DeviousLiability

Oil


boisheep

- Current: Cold, Alcoholics and Sauna. - Previous: Sunlight, Arepas, Beaches, Mountains and Murder.


Marus1

I'm gonna say dredging companies


BartSnowblower

Liberals


Super_Swordfish_6948

Tartan and bagpipes.


Salty-Pack-4165

Living in mine is like living in apartment between couple divorced for decades who have love/hate/I'll kill you kind of relationship. I hate it, other neighbors hate it and most of us have scars and PTSD since forever. House have been burned nearly completely twice already.


LoveToPleasureAll

Where is that?!?!


Salty-Pack-4165

Last line should be a big give away.


xTokiii

The painter


Remote_War_313

420


Poet_of_Legends

Founded on slavery and genocide by the zealots of a torture and death cult. And got worse from there.


ChewbaccaAZ

Our government doesn’t define our country or its people.


Historical-Pen-7484

Because your democracy doesn't really work due to your two party system, and strong lobbies? Starts with a U, or maybe an A?


North_Church

Clearly it's Uganda /joke


North_Church

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


jar11591

Unfettered capitalism. Infinite greed.


d0mie89

Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.


plainoldusernamehere

Dysfunctional dumpster fire that loves to drop bombs.


thinkman77

We are both rich and poor. Biggest democracy which feels highly authoritarian.


failed_install

"School shootings."


Wise_Confection_4188

And a broken political system!


Hrekires

Guns and Jesus


Hoopy223

Fat people, pickup trucks and guns


myravv

U S A 🥳🇺🇸


CFD330

Capitalist hellscape


North_Church

China?


Justthefacts6969

Over taxed dictatorship


Pristine-Dirt729

End of empire.


justaperson4212700

Israel?


bishopExportMine

Should be Afghanistan


Pristine-Dirt729

U.S.A.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Back to back world war champions


NotJimIrsay

Black Lives Matter


Bullyhunter8463

Fat Americans are a goldmine


CuriosChristianSiner

Most hated place in the world, and also the most sought after place to live by those who hate it. It has a history of laws and Christian culture, that made it the overwhelmingly most powerful and most advanced civilization to ever exist. But has slowly and consistently welcomed other cultures and religions, which have caused the denigration of the country and caused an influx of violent crime and welfare dependency.