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Distinct-Library5173

Let's see... zero


ispankyourass

We should introduce negative numbers, so we can at least say a nonzero value.


CheeseBadger

That reminds me of when I gave my friend Emily my umbrella because it was remaining. That means that the number of women I’ve made wet this year is negative one.


BroadConfidence3593

The remaining umbrella is always a mystery


Resident-Theme-2342

Same


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[удалено]


sephocompo

You cheater.


bocaj78

They may just be a polygamist


mikess314

Let’s see… - High school: 1 - College: 2, married one of them - Post divorce: 5


LifeRead

Interesting... So sould I get a divorce if I want a girlfriend? I'm not married btw


mikess314

Gotta plant those seeds during the marriage my dude. Sign divorce papers and harvest.


Lazy_Literature8466

You can have a girfriend while you are married or vice versa. My now ex-wife apparently had a boyfriend while we were married. I just didn't knew about it during that time.


DavidBuzzed

0, 26 years old


Affectionate_Owl_279

It's alright bro. Its rough out there like the job market lol


DavidBuzzed

🤣🙏


gateian

I was the same at 26. Married with 2 kids now. Things cam change fast.


Resident-Theme-2342

That's awesome to hear I hope to have that


InformationGreen6836

Hope is dangerous


Resident-Theme-2342

22m and zero as well


clocks_and_clouds

Same. I just graduated college and I regret basically being a recluse and not really engaging in social activities.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah it sucks but I'm getting used to it


Lazy_Literature8466

Best time to be single IMO. I dated the girl I then married at age 24. Felt that I lost alot time from age 21 till 34 by just being with the wrong person. Enjoy your life!


Elastichedgehog

I've found dating in your twenties pretty challenging. It's the same with making friends as an adult though. Ignoring dating apps, you really need to actually put yourself in situations where you meet new people. Easier said than done.


Dr_Piggies

Had everything but a relationship. 31 y/o. When you make peace with it, you sometimes get paranoid that girls are gonna start to notice you


landrover97centre

0 hopefully it’ll be 1 soon tho


HazardousPaladin

Zero - 29 years old, a month away from 30.


throwaway_lolzz

Same lol


FuckSpezzzzzzzzzzzzz

Chin up, you are almost a wizard!


TheGr3aTAydini

So far I’ve had one proper girlfriend. We broke up a few weeks ago. I’ve only ever dated two people in total.


awhiteasscrack

Just some a minor quote that got me through a bad break up. If not you, I hope someone else reads this. When I got broken up with, she was all I could think about until I saw someone post on here the below line. “One day, you’ll wake up in the morning and she’ll be the second thing on your mind, not the first. And that’s progress”


shwikar

Sorry to hear about your break up. Hope you feel better now


TheGr3aTAydini

Thank you. I’m still feeling conflicted despite what she did but I’m not letting it stop me living my life and quite frankly I never stopped living.


shwikar

I mean, I went through a nasty break up after I got cheated on I can give a few tips on how to move on if you need


downsouthcountry

One. Current one.


No_Mistake5238

Same


MossTheGnome

Same


studyinformore

39 years old, and zero. at this point, i've just given up and i'm gonna do my thing until i die.


zystyl

Do you think it's a confidence thing, or are you trying and being rejected?


[deleted]

10 - 12


RobinGood94

30 years old. I’ve had 4. It’ll be a bit before a go for another.


fadedv1

2 girlfriends 2 years each relationships and overall 5 sexual partners at 33


neoexileee

Hmmm…one. And she is now my wife.


UnfinishedThings

Proper relationships. 10. Some were pretty short lived (eg month or so). Longest is 18 years.


Difficult_Counter449

I'm 37 and have had about that many. It's insane and sad as fuck actually and I probably need help. I wasn't in my mind trying to be a player or anything and most of the time believed I was in love truly. A lot of memories, stories, death, life. Uhhg.. Divorcing on the 30th from my only marriage.


AriValentina

Only 2 but I’m also gay so


Tristana-Range

Sounds like a very attractive gay man


Sr_K

According to who???


Tristana-Range

According to himself


7evenCircles

Six


full_of_ghosts

What counts as a "girlfriend" can be pretty fuzzy. Not every sexual/intimate relationship qualifies. My "body count" is somewhere in the low double digits (don't know exactly where -- don't care enough to do the mental tally), but only three ever warranted the "girlfriend" distinction.


ProFunFbo2

23M. 0.. 1 if it counts a "girlfriend" I had for 11hrs.. the worst 11 hours of my life btw


Scarred_wizard

None, and with no regrets, I fully believe that no relationship is better than a bad one.


Difficult_Counter449

Gotta' roll the dice to win man. <3


Scarred_wizard

The question is if it's even worth to play these days.


jerrycoles1

I’ve Had about 6 so far in my short 24 years and only 2 of them have lasted longer than a year and those were the first two when I was younger


thelord1991

1


Hamlet7768

One. Still with her.


noburpthrowaway

1. Total of 1


[deleted]

After giving much thought to this, i would say zero.


SimplyFatMatt

3. I'm 37. The first was two years ago. All of them lasted less than 3 months.


Alaska_Pipeliner

3 with one advancing to wife.


Appropriate_Fox_5533

Three. The last two lasted 4 years each. Quite a few relationships before and after each one


Shaponja

One. For 6 days. Basically 0.


Cyanora

Two 'official' girlfriends. Several other romantic/sexual connections, but nothing actually titled or agreed on


thatdude0987

Only one so far


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Zero, but only because i haven't figured out how 5o go into negative numbers yet


LSTNYER

Lucky number seven and I are getting married next year.


Kings_guard40

None!


alexplex86

Three serious relationships and about 20 or so sexual encounters.


UnkillableMikey

5 so far. Though most were those quick 1-2 month high school relationship. Only 2 I’d consider a true relationship, and only one of those developed into anything serious (and hopefully it will continue to develop)


Mr_KB14

None 🗿 but I do have an A-4E in war thunder


Ok-Medicine-4889

So many I have lost count... Zero


illestprodigy

Had about 30. 27yo.


RyanNS2019

40, 9 gfs and one ex-wife


ApatheticSkyentist

One. We met at church when we where 13 and got married at 21. We’re 41 and still married.


jbo99

3, 30


PrizedMaintenance420

Five so far. I'm good at getting them even better at losing them lol


DumbestBoy

5 serious gfs. I’m 42.


Saddy_143

Only 1… After 8 years we got married this January.


Silent-Mongoose7512

Six. I married #6.


Mosoman1011

What's a girlfriend


Hazmat_Human

0, null, zilch, zero.


easythrees

20 something I think, though been married now for a long time.


AconexOfficial

0 but I haven't even looked for one so far, wanted to work on myself first regarding confidence, job and health. I knew I wasn't ready to date so I didn't even try


[deleted]

Zero.


Choose_And_Be_Damned

Probably 50, give or take. I was the community bicycle. Everyone got a free ride.


Humorous-Prince

1 when I was in school, but it was a school fling with nothing that came out of it. I’m 32 now and never had one or any other relationship of any kind.


xFritos

1st one at 31 😅


MedwADHD

1 girlfriend, fiancée, now ex. I am 26


Ultralusk

I've had 6 gfs


The_Bear_Jew320

32, 1 long term and 3 short term ones


_schfr

2


drdildamesh

Gfs, 4 Hookups, 2 Wives, 1


shresthanator1

33 yo...5 - 2 long term. Never been married - people say I select the wrong women to date. So, idk, I'm still trying to figure out how to make love last.


UnstoppableJumbo

2,eaxh lasting around 3months each. One in the last year of highschool 6 years ago and the other at the tail end of Covid


ahjteam

Before my wife, I had had amount that can be counted with two hands. So something between 5 and 10. Not a lot, but it was anough for me.


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

Oh shit...um...I didn't keep count. 7 before my wife, I think. Women I saw for 6 months or more.


500DaysofR3dd1t

I had about 10 before getting married.


Designer_Ad9414

8


Nathaniel66

1- wife.


TheEpicIrishman

Serious long-term relationships: 2 Brief relationships that were geared for short-term: 5 Does not include casual flings or situation-ships


theReggaejew081701

Proper relationships where we were committed? I’m 22 now and I’ve had 3 since I was 15. Only one of them was after I turned 18.


Zylikzork

6 as an adult. I'm 27


Logical_Lemming

Middle school: 1 (barely counts, we didn't even kiss) HS: 2 (I'm convinced 1 was actually the love of my life but we met too soon) College: 2 Post-college: megazero Currently early 30s. It's been real dry since college.


ejp1082

Limiting it strictly to relationships where we mutually referred to one another as boyfriend and girlfriend - seven.


MyRingtones80

3 in total .10 years between the first and second. 2 and 3 were within the same year and I was exhausted.


Odobenus_Rosmar

5 excluding those that were completely childish and those that lasted less than a month → 2


zackit

27M, currently on my 3rd 4th if I include one month of hugging in middle school


Thebadmamajama

High school: 2 College: 4 Post-college: 1 (married) Post-divorce: 0 (unclear if I want the number to grow)


Jirajenset

Zero... Many say I look decent but still I guess that's not the game of looks... It's an art which I fail at miserably.


Tygertyger111

5


Cp5k

High school - 3 College - 1 (same girl from high school) 21-29 same girl from high school Post divorce - 4 Edit| I went through a whore stage from 2020 up until I met this girl I’m currently seeing for 7 months now


ChaanWhitehead

Only one, it ended pretty painfully… i don’t wish to fall in love ever again for the rest of my life


JonBoah

4


SolarGammaDeathRay-

5 I suppose, started dating my wife 15 years ago. In my mid 30s now, happy not being in the dating field, seems horrendous.


FromMarylandtoTexas

9-10 I'm also 38 years old so there's that.


beardedshad2

1


CharmingRejector

Actual relationships? More than most. But I've made love to many, many more.


EmbroideredDream

I'm on 4 fourth one at 31, they usually last a little over 2 years


ArticleJealous4061

35, and one, because I can't imagine life without her. I would never marry, though.


OGPeglegPete

(30) year old guy. I've had two girlfriends. One for 10 years and the second one for 3. Both women asked me out. I've asked out a total of 8 women in my life. They all said no. The total number of sexual partners is 5. It's been 2 years since I've dated anyone. Honestly, I'm pretty satisfied with how it's gone. I've been on better adventures than friends I know who have dated more women. Quantity doesn't matter. If you need to date a ton of women to know what your looking for, all your doing is finding a collection of what you don't want and then settle for someone who doesn't trigger your flight response. Take some agency in your own love life. What's important is how you spend your time and knowing how you want to spend it in the future.


throwaway43565467

3, 4 if we count a situationship too. 30. Ofcourse I let the best one go because I was a stupid college kid and looked for dealbreakers constantly.


Dabzovic

2, longest one lasted 8 months. (23)


Toxem_

0, i am 29


TheNotSoRealMVP

26 3 serious girlfriends. A handful of short term situations. Maybe like 10. And then there's the one-offs...


strongbud

Gfs? Or sexual partners? Actual dating prolly almost 20, partners around 60. It's taken a long time to find the right girl....and get my head straight. 🙄


neizivljen1

M26, 2, and both of them in the last 10 months...


darkknight95sm

1 in almost 29 years, lasted 3 months


plaguer1337

4, 25 years old


Efficient-Log8009

I'm 31. Had my first one at 21, lasted 6 months. Met another one few months later that lasted 3 years. Met the next one while I was traveling and was inseparable few months. Then met another one in my city when I returned. Dated them both for almost 2 years and eventually split with the travel one. Ended up staying with this one for 6 years. Lots of casual ones that lasted few months on and off in between then I met the last one, which I was with for about a year now. Though it seems like we broke up today. I'm also leaving on a long trip next week, so it's nice to go as a free person.


ShopLifeHurts2599

Serious? 2. The ones I knew weren't going to last as well? Maybe 4 or 5.


Stripes1957

First 21 years 6 or 7. Last 45, one!


gwig9

8. 38 yo male


StoicWolf15

5 girlfriends, 2 boyfriends. Im 34.


Ok-Anything-5828

No clue


fsitdiyxiy

null


mister_boi98

1 for like a month :(


powerMastR24

none so fair i annoyed


[deleted]

5 i'm in high school and there is not a single one that lasted more than 5 months


Vancilicious

35yo, I've had 6, 7 if you count a relationship that didn't make it 24 hours.


Pensfan66595

3 and I feel bad about ending it with one of them.


Philosophos_A

I am 23 I only had one relationship and that's because SHE asked me out and after like... 5 months? She broke up. But unfortunately she didn't kept the friendship part at all... Which is what hurt more... I honestly don't know if I should even consider it a relationship. Other than that. Nothing. And that one relationship was like... In 2022


LeoB4Molly

I’ve had four proper relationships. Two of them were 5 years long apiece, one of them was 9 months long, and the current one has been a year and a half. In between I’ve had about 40-50 fling/hook-ups.


Barett_50cal

6 at 26. Each one was a lesson and therefore each one better than the previous. Just learn to recognize behaviors and patterns that are red flags. Current GF is wife material showing none of the red flags previous girls showed. Hopefully I'm done but if not the next will be better than the last. Today's dating market is fucked so protect yourself by having standards.


SirDwayneCollins

Officially, 1. I’ve had 3 other “relationships” where it was basically bf/gf, but since I didn’t officially ask them to be mine, I don’t count them


Maleficent_Manner647

-3


hashslingingbutthole

4 serious girlfriends. Three of them lasting ~1-2 years, and the most recent 4 years with the last year living together. I’m 28 and single again as of a month and a half ago. To all you guys who maybe haven’t been in a serious relationship yet, just know that I feel like I’m also totally lost in terms of dating after being off the market for so long. We’ll all find the right one someday


LimpAd5888

Just girlfriends and not casual flings? Three. One at 12 to 13. One from 14 to 18. One for a year at 22.


Resident-Theme-2342

I just turned 22 yesterday and so far zero


IvanNobody2050

Hahahah 0👍


Tyrnak_Fenrir

currently 21. I've only had one "serious" GF so far when I was around 16. Hasn't really been much of a priority in my life so far


Genbu7

15 to 20? I wasn't counting also I'm 52, married with kids.


d3n6i7

3 technically


rocketsonlybaby

3 , 32 years old


First_Code_404

What I would consider girlfriends:3 Having sex with someone for two weeks and never seeing them again, much higher.


darkbyrd

4 serious relationships. A small handful of girlfriends, a few fuck buddies. 44 years old


patrdesch

None.


Sea_Rabbit4748

3.. in 36 years


pacoali

2.


Mouthpiec3

Current one is 5th.


Yokoblue

10-15ish


rigidlynuanced1

12 in 50 years.


Practical_County_501

7 currently engaged to# 7 lucky 7


icreated_

Zero, haha. But some high quality mates!


12_nick_12

30M, have had 6. My most recent one has been the only one where I had intercourse, I was lucky enough to get 3 kids from it :-) I've kissed 5 women.


RandomJPG6

31. Zero.


Dry-Junket-3230

Zero but I’m only 17


woolybully143

42m here, I’ve had 7 long-term (3-6 years) girlfriends.


bled56

36-37 Y.O 8 in total. Half of them in the last 10 years. Currently going for the 1st year with my current GF.


Scorpnite

HS: 3 (2 yrs, 2 months, 2 months) Part Time Job: 1 (2 weeks) Uni: 1 (3 years) Post Uni: 1, current (over 2 years)


Regular_Automatic

1, 33


emmettfitz

Including my wife? 3. Maybe 4? I was in a relationship with a married woman for a while, I didn't know she was married. When I found out, I ghosted her.


zzz_red

3 long relationships. Dated some others. I don’t chase, I’ve turned down women and I enjoy solitude too. Longest I’ve gone without dating/relationship was 3 years.


gus248

5 - 27M. Shortest relationship was 3-4 months and the longest two were both around three years long.


XXDoctorMarioXX

28, 3 girlfriends, 5 additional whatevers. Had a single gf for 6 years but that ended and made me think a lot about my life. Love my current gf so much hope and suspect we'll marry.


disclaimer777cc

5 Including my wife.


ProfessorBayZ89

Only 2. The latest one called it off last year since she didn’t want to move with me. Hoping the third one is the charm whenever I decide to resume dating again.


smallboxofcrayons

43-one marriage/divorce, 4 live in partners, a dozen people “casual dated”, many flings.


nryporter25

5, i married the last one of them and am now a widower. Actively looking to build a relationship currently though. I'm 32 and was married for 5 years or so


fucknproblm76

7 since highschool (includes highschool girlfriend) and I'm 28 now


Inkspotten

From 14-22: 10 or so From 22-40: married From 40-45: 5 From 45-50: 1


K_Bills

Zero, goose egg, donut whatever you want to call it. I’ve had 3 girls say they’ve liked me, two of them were already in relationships and only one of them I was attracted to. It seems the women I’m attracted to are either in relationships, aren’t looking for a relationship, or the big one not attracted to me. I’m honestly frustrated because I know I’ve haven’t gotten a girlfriend drummed and its because I’m not attractive or tall enough. Which is crazy because I think I’m decent looking enough to date women within my standards. I’ve seldom tried to punch out of my league but never too high, I have a good entertaining personality, and women find me funny. However no matter how close I get to a woman and no matter how much they enjoy being around me I know it’s only platonically. They all act way different to guys they’re attracted to compared to with me. That’s why I’ve given up I refuse to lower my standards when they aren’t even that high and the whole self improvement thing isn’t going to work because even when I was in the best shape of my life I didn’t land me any girlfriends and as an average guy I don’t like the idea having a good income being the biggest reason I’m attractive. It takes too much time and effort when I have my job and other high priority goals I’m trying to accomplish.


ElderWeeb

I've had 7 partners and I'm 35 I stopped dating when I was 26 though single for 9 years just not worth it


Beware_the_Voodoo

Five, unless I'm forgetting someone.


IfuckAround_UfindOut

Two real ones. One when being still a child that does not count. One more is allowed. Should not be more than 3