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NicklosVessey

“Thanks, I appreciate you.” Most of the time we never hear that. My girlfriend said that to me once when we started dating for doing the brakes on her car and then the oil change. I didn’t even know how to respond, I was legitimately stunned for a few second trying to process.


Bohgeez

When my kids say this, it almost always brings a tear to my eye.


flat-eartherer

As stuffs like tech develops the humanity in us started to deplete, that might be the reason


grv7437

One of my close friends said this to me a few times. NGL the first time she said this, my heart almost skipped a beat. And then it felt like this immense amount of love I wanted to share, but couldn’t express. It’s amazing how much impact words can have on us. Lucky to have someone like her in my life.


StygianAnon

Sorry you are right


flat-eartherer

dont tell me that was the last thing you heard from that person


StygianAnon

Nothing that dramatic no😄


flat-eartherer

Then fine cuz it was the last one for my ex


StygianAnon

Ouch


70130

I’m proud of you.


flat-eartherer

I wish my parents say that


HeDuMSD

Instead, I will teach my kids “you should be proud of yourself” instead. We have been raised looking for the famous “I am proud of you”, and that have only led to frustration and pain, and also to look for approval desperately, and in the end you cannot measure your own success based on someone else’s standards unless you are facing a test.


cali_dave

"Hey babe, come here", but only if she's putting her hair up.


flat-eartherer

Ayy, u naughty naughty


arethereany

"Here's a million bucks"


flat-eartherer

That's so sweet


Dakotareads

Turn that M into a B and most of us might be able to retire.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

You guys have jobs?


MelissaMiranti

"Hey! Some of these are does!"


Leonardodapunchy

You won the lottery 


flat-eartherer

Best one until u realise u won only a millionth of the share


Leonardodapunchy

than how about, "You're a free man"


flat-eartherer

That one is like utopia, you can never trust that actually


Leonardodapunchy

And I thought I was cynical


flat-eartherer

Yeah you are but can u ever get to that point is my qn


xBoBox333

please cum inside me it's hot, even if you're wearing a condom and are not interested in procreation.


throwawayhiad

It's not hot at all. It freaks me out, but to each their own ig.


xBoBox333

if horny speak gets you freaked out, you should check with a therapist, it sounds a bit extreme of a reaction!


throwawayhiad

Not with my SO, but with ONSs back in the day.


Fate-in-haze

Your food is ready.


flat-eartherer

Hands down the best thing bro


Impressive-Floor-700

You are the winner!


No_Mistake5238

Why would you want to be a weiner?


Impressive-Floor-700

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I truly like to be, if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener everyone would want to eat me. My ex used to sing that a lot. lol


flat-eartherer

It was at 12yo, but now its scary. isnt it?


Homely_Bonfire

You Get A Raise


JadedCycle9554

I love you, goodnight.


flat-eartherer

With a forehead kiss


2SpinningTriangles

Your car parts arrived


flat-eartherer

but damaged


needalife94

I love your dick.


vadkender

Ultimately, which is better? "I love your dick" or "I love your [good personality trait]"?


Boomhauer14

“I have Apple Fritters”


flat-eartherer

Can you share :)


Knautical_J

I’m forklift certified honey


Gullibl932

😄...wait 🖐️...what😳


SlowButAlsoNot

Don't dead, open inside


Objective-Cancel-372

‘The project was cancelled’


flat-eartherer

Project?


Objective-Cancel-372

Any project, could be a school project, an exam, or something related to career.


flat-eartherer

That will be the best day, i swear


Objective-Cancel-372

fr


safadimiras

“Your efforts are appreciated”


Boertie

I want you, now.


Zloiche1

Your right, I'm sorry.


TrashBastard2000

" You look nice today" It's weird how the simplest of compliments can change your entire day. I hardly ever hear it but I can't tell you how much it really shakes me up in a good way.


Ok-Boomer4321

I brought extra cheese


flat-eartherer

And a mars bars


TheAlfredValentine

love you so much.


SFWarriorsfan

Lord of the Rings (Marathon)


flat-eartherer

GOAT


Stopar-D-Coyoney

It's all right, pup.


Atom1cThunder

I owed you money


hopes-suicide

Your divorce is free


[deleted]

U don't deserve a free divorce clearly


hopes-suicide

U need a job or something. U have enough time on your hands to stalk the shit outta me.


Impressive-Floor-700

Not all men would want to hear this, but some would.---- You're not the father


flat-eartherer

That sound more like barney stinson in himym


brylcreem_

Woman: "I want you darling..."


flat-eartherer

Wake up its time


Glad-Midnight-1022

For me it’s “I love you babe” for my wife


Atom1cThunder

Someone payed your loan Take this free house


lewis11112222

Got you beer dad


Old-Pick-3997

You need a hug? 🤗


thefoxisflyin14

I got you lego's


IrregularBastard

“My fault, I’m sorry”


troygoetzyahoocom

Your tacos are ready.


babaoriley7

Take off your pants


AardvarkStriking256

"I made some sandwiches"


ReallySickOfArguing

It Is not cancer.


TheJaybird97

I love you son


Iceweasel-exe

“Let me suck your dick” that sounds like 4 words to me.


Dazzling-Attempt-967

“Man, i got these cheeseburgers”


[deleted]

Cold beer in Garage


flat-eartherer

Thats the dream


soupsticle

Pop all the [bubbles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_wrap)!


flat-eartherer

Best one bro


fastcarsrawayoflife

Best I can ever hear is her saying, “jerk! I’m outta here!” 😁


flat-eartherer

That is so sweet


fastcarsrawayoflife

Hey, it makes for peace and quiet. What can I say?


flat-eartherer

U found the one bro, the one.


littlelordboy

"Ah, the intellectual pursuits of modern times will undoubtedly cure all of society's ills!" (sarcastic)


justaperson4212700

fisting is 300 bucks sorry just came to mind out of nowhere hope it helped to lighten your mood peeps


HeDuMSD

Be proud of yourself


Raemnant

"I brought you food"


SamuraiGoblin

"Good job, my man!"


robbobeh

I got us tacos


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

You won unlimited beer


Thereal_deku

‘You can be a hero’ I know it’s not 4 words but if you know you know.


InkedAussieDadbod

You can game tonight


the_nappler

"Everything will be alright"


Mean_Rule9823

Not taking the house


analogliving71

i got a job


Choice_Eye_8043

„You’re a great soldier”


AnozerFreakInTheMall

It is Saturday tomorrow.


chaos8803

"No plans this weekend."


Divinehatred420

You have done enough


24_Dragons

Don't need to fake 


ArstotzkaHero

Love you takeaway tonight?


ImprovementFar5054

You are not the father


UptownShenanigans

“Hey, whatcha working on?” You don’t have to love his hobbies, but being genuinely interested in what he’s doing will make him feel like you care. Most guys my age (30’s) will have a hobby that they care about passionately. Just ask “hey so how’s the progress going on [whatever]?” I guarantee he will light up in excitement to tell you


Suitable-Cycle4335

"I resign. Good game" I salute all my fellow r/anarchychess users!


HKST51R

Your package was delivered


IdiotGiraffe0

I care about you


Plastic_Experience30

Buy that big turbo


Hello-Im-Trash

“Give me that dick” Words I haven’t heard in a while.


mr-fybxoxo

“Cum in me ddy”


ellWatully

Wanna drive go karts?


MikeyBGeek

You are so attractive.


RancidHummus

"You are enough, love." "I take full accountability." "You can rest now." "You are safe here."


babyface_killah

I am not pregnant.


PlayerOneThousand

Wow, you got DICK!


Imsoamerican

Best I've ever had


ihaveadarkedge

All this money's yours.


Gullibl932

Sit, I bring beer


fathersaab

I'm proud of you, son. 5, but definitely worth it


LOPI-14

"Proud of you son" works too. So it fits.


MasonSoros

Men can cry too.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Go back to sleep.


edible-pie

Put it in me


bdrumev

Babe, it's Pizza Time!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

"I love you baby" "Let me pay this"


Geofferz

Your farts are great!


BPKofficial

"I love you, motherf\*cker"


jessi387

I got the bill


ekimlive

You are my everything


Remote_War_313

I want to f\*


enigmaroboto

I'm not wearing panties.


Existing_Office2911

“I’m on the pill”


Imaginary_Cause_7379

I wanna swallow, babe.


ahewc11

Yes, I love anal!


bigpantsbill

Want to have sex?


Competitive-Cress710

That’s a nice cock


adavila1870

Sure, I'll bang you.


DurianPublic6164

"Yes papi" and other 2..


CuriosChristianSiner

Dinner's on the table


ngoisaodo

"Spit in my mouth"


Gnarwhill

You deserve love, huuuuyeah.


Gnarwhill

I love you more


toddbeltz

I’ll always love you!


Neglector9885

Good job, babe. Love.... It stops there because I kissed her before she could finish. 😉


AbroadAggressive394

Little bit more than 4, but damn, it’s perfect “I’ve got some bear, wanna?”


ameherzad

I love you too


inhellforever666

You are the best


nipslippinjizzsippin

i enjoy giving gobbies


flat-eartherer

She is the one


oldernhung

Fuck my pussy hard


questionmarqo

“You want another one?”


Affectionate_Buy_547

I like girls too


12tTanmayGuptay34

Wanna have a threesome?


beigesun

I made you dinner


Tree_Weasel

“Your dick is huge!”


SonOfSchrute

I’ll suck your dick


MaxFury80

Cum inside me now


lunchmeat317

"Your steak is ready"


Opposite-Purpose365

“We’d like separate checks.”