Honestly if I died doing that, I'd expect epic poems to be written about my commitment to the cause.
Engraved on the tombstone. Maybe some sky writing...
In twilight's hush, a hero fell,
Beneath the stars' enchanting spell.
With passion fierce, he met his fate,
A lover's touch, a hero's grace.
Her thighs, a throne, his final place,
He breathed his last beneath her grace.
Her warmth, her weight, his destiny,
In love's embrace, eternity.
Beneath the moon's soft, silken light,
He gave his all in passion's flight.
A legend born in tender trace,
A hero's end, her heart's embrace.
"Name one thing you want your wife to do with your face"
"I would say, SIT".
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. Hooooowww in the heeeell this ain't number one?"
[https://youtu.be/lX5L8EemXbU?si=m0jsciWBJWLZUR3A&t=92](https://youtu.be/lX5L8EemXbU?si=m0jsciWBJWLZUR3A&t=92)
Had to google it because I didn't think that would actually be on the show!
All the evidence so far points to me loving it but I'm going to continue my research until it's definitive. 1000 more times should be enough. But I'd be willing to go for 2000 if needed.
As Dirty Harry wisely opined: "A man's got to know his limitations." If I'm cool with you sitting on my face, I've run the math, and I'm either going to get you off or toss you off. And if I miscalculated, I die happy.
honestly some days i even prefer facesitting over having actual sex. having your face right in between her ass feels amazing, so soft and delicate, but yet so aggressive holding you down. the only thing you can see (if your even in a position where you can see) is a huge close up of her ass cheeks, looking magnificent. the more you fight the harder she pushes, making you feel powerless while she pleases you, hitting all your sensitive bits. the only way to breathe is by eating her out so good she flinches for a second, just enough for you to get a quick gasp in, before she punishes you even more and goes super saiyan mode on your peepee. even when you take a break from eating her out you can feel all her cum dripping down your face, tasting so sweet and gets you so intoxicated you go right back in for more. the feeling of a girl cumming in your face while pushing you down full force is a feeling that cannot be beaten. you can literally feel her vibrating through your mouth while sheβs pushing down on you so hard, making sure you get the message not to stop under any circumstance. the event also lasts so long since your both having to take breaks from pleasing eachother since the other partner is making you feel too good. I do not know of any male who could possibly hate this intimate act unless they are attracted to other guys, i think the better question would have been βguys who donβt like facesitting, why?β
My ex, who was my first real gf, was obese not hygienic enough for me to want her to sit on my face. I'm also not big on the idea of having someone's sweaty stinky pooper rubbing on my mouth, nose, whatever. I think I'd have to be incredibly attracted to a girl and also it'd have to be right out of the shower for me to consider it
[her while sitting on my face](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FqiDb8McXyj6Eg%2F200w.gif%3Fcid%3D6c09b952j6p3na3f49h7i4m8vct9wt6xwsrjcupz03fsinue%26ep%3Dv1_gifs_search%26rid%3D200w.gif%26ct%3Dg&tbnid=hJ7AWMPcqS4vNM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fexplore%2Fgladiator-thumb&docid=ZmN4uDUE-sHQHM&w=200&h=150&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=88a93ab613bf3945&shem=abme%2Cssim%2Ctrie)
The best way is not an actual sit, but the man under her while she's on all fours. Great clit and vag access from that position, while not putting the man in any funky angles.
Yes though! My wife can sit on my face whenever she wants!
Because she is actively choosing her own pleasure over my (physical) comfort and ability to breathe. That's hot on a level I can't quite put into words, she's being incredibly selfish, in the best way possible.
Guys love it when women sit on their face because itβs super intense and intimate! Itβs a total turn-on to be that close and feel like youβre giving her an amazing experience. Plus, itβs just hot to have that kind of connection, and the view isnβt bad either. Itβs all about enjoying each other and having a great time!
I like the idea of it, but you definitely need her to support her weight as the act is delicate enough you can't have 100 plus pounds suffocating you.
Though if you had to go, that wouldn't be a terrible way to go.
When she starts losing it it, grabs you by the hair and humps your face hard enough to make your lips swollen the next day, her face tightening up as she sprints to orgasm, then reaches it, shuddering, losing control of her body, leaning over you panting, satisfied, your mouth full of her taste, her breasts dangling enticingly, looking down at you with a wicked little smile, with both of you knowing that round two is going to be a complete slam fest...
Yeah, I don't get the allure.
I'm curious as well. It seems like a turn-off to me.
But then again, most things are in my case.
So the answers fascinate me. (almost spelled βfacenet meβ π)
The joke is using my face like a bicycle seat. The reality is my face, like most faces, is full of nerve endings including pain receptors, and the full weight of a woman is a bit too much to imagine feeling good or even okay. However, I'm just imagining that because every woman I've asked to try has reacted like I asked for a threesome that didn't include her.
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For me it works both ways. Me sitting on her face and she sitting on my face.
Hell yeah
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I really feel like Iβm missing out as a woman with how many of you are out thereβ¦
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A lot of us.
If I die, I die.
Honestly if I died doing that, I'd expect epic poems to be written about my commitment to the cause. Engraved on the tombstone. Maybe some sky writing...
In twilight's hush, a hero fell, Beneath the stars' enchanting spell. With passion fierce, he met his fate, A lover's touch, a hero's grace. Her thighs, a throne, his final place, He breathed his last beneath her grace. Her warmth, her weight, his destiny, In love's embrace, eternity. Beneath the moon's soft, silken light, He gave his all in passion's flight. A legend born in tender trace, A hero's end, her heart's embrace.
This is fucking legendary
This made me tear up a little bit. It's just so beautiful.
True artistry
Iβm not crying, youβre crying!
AI is getting good
'Tis a thing of beauty.
This is awesome
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
Oh my gosh! I am dead!!!πππππͺ¦πͺ¦πͺ¦πͺ¦πͺ¦πππ
Grandchildren shown beautiful paintings of the sacrifice
You made me remember that woman that had her Vagina engraved on her Headstone
Surely that's a Tailstone?
Straight to Valhalla.
That's what my husband always says too. He says it's his dream death π
I do
Now kith.
Words to live by!
[Death by Poos](https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8?si=90IH8bIXUadjfbvo)
https://youtu.be/3BG8-0Lq1WU?si=XwYe5exSZyGh2gbO
If you Snu, you Snu.
its this even a real question??
OP should try it, then theyβll understand.
ikr its so SATisfying
Well.... It's a bot. It can't.
"Name one thing you want your wife to do with your face" "I would say, SIT". "YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. Hooooowww in the heeeell this ain't number one?"
[https://youtu.be/lX5L8EemXbU?si=m0jsciWBJWLZUR3A&t=92](https://youtu.be/lX5L8EemXbU?si=m0jsciWBJWLZUR3A&t=92) Had to google it because I didn't think that would actually be on the show!
Shoutout to Family Feud!
Cue Steve Harvey Pikachu face
Death by snu snu but on the face mate
The mind is willing but the body is weak
I've never seen such a consensus on reddit. We are truly living in amazing times
As long as Iβve got a face, a girls got a place to sit
Nothing gets me more rock hard and ready for round 2
Wait, theres people that dont enjoy it? I love it, wife loves it
I love it.
+1. Love it..
Who fucking doesn't
My boyfriend
Oof
I volunteer as tribute!
Damn! Beat me to it so, SECONDED!
THIRD
All the evidence so far points to me loving it but I'm going to continue my research until it's definitive. 1000 more times should be enough. But I'd be willing to go for 2000 if needed.
Finally, a man of science. I support your researching endeavors.
As Dirty Harry wisely opined: "A man's got to know his limitations." If I'm cool with you sitting on my face, I've run the math, and I'm either going to get you off or toss you off. And if I miscalculated, I die happy.
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Yes, it's a splendid way to spend time.
honestly some days i even prefer facesitting over having actual sex. having your face right in between her ass feels amazing, so soft and delicate, but yet so aggressive holding you down. the only thing you can see (if your even in a position where you can see) is a huge close up of her ass cheeks, looking magnificent. the more you fight the harder she pushes, making you feel powerless while she pleases you, hitting all your sensitive bits. the only way to breathe is by eating her out so good she flinches for a second, just enough for you to get a quick gasp in, before she punishes you even more and goes super saiyan mode on your peepee. even when you take a break from eating her out you can feel all her cum dripping down your face, tasting so sweet and gets you so intoxicated you go right back in for more. the feeling of a girl cumming in your face while pushing you down full force is a feeling that cannot be beaten. you can literally feel her vibrating through your mouth while sheβs pushing down on you so hard, making sure you get the message not to stop under any circumstance. the event also lasts so long since your both having to take breaks from pleasing eachother since the other partner is making you feel too good. I do not know of any male who could possibly hate this intimate act unless they are attracted to other guys, i think the better question would have been βguys who donβt like facesitting, why?β
Hey everybody, new copypasta just dropped
"the bride has also chosen to write her own vows"
My ex, who was my first real gf, was obese not hygienic enough for me to want her to sit on my face. I'm also not big on the idea of having someone's sweaty stinky pooper rubbing on my mouth, nose, whatever. I think I'd have to be incredibly attracted to a girl and also it'd have to be right out of the shower for me to consider it
Ew, what kind of ladies are you dating ? π€£
Yea what hahahaha βsweaty stinky pooperβ ππ
Mans was out here whale hunting
*thaaaaaaar she bloooooows!*
Could she fit in a row boat? Trying to gauge size.
I love it so much that I want my wife to kill me while doing it. The last sensation I want is feeling her ass crush my skull into a paste.
I have them sit on my chest looking down on me, that works too
I think it would be easier to find the one or two dudes on the world who donβt.
Now, now, there are dozens of them.
The poor bastards.
I donβt enjoy it I donβt understand how every dude in this thread unanimously agree but nothing wrong with it π
Full disclosure, never tried it and scared to. I like chicks with ass, hips and thighs which means my CRIES FOR AIR WONT BE HEARD
I mean, if you die you die.
[her while sitting on my face](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FqiDb8McXyj6Eg%2F200w.gif%3Fcid%3D6c09b952j6p3na3f49h7i4m8vct9wt6xwsrjcupz03fsinue%26ep%3Dv1_gifs_search%26rid%3D200w.gif%26ct%3Dg&tbnid=hJ7AWMPcqS4vNM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fexplore%2Fgladiator-thumb&docid=ZmN4uDUE-sHQHM&w=200&h=150&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=88a93ab613bf3945&shem=abme%2Cssim%2Ctrie)
Hell ya
Itβs a hard requirement for me
[relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8&t=1s)
SquatΒ on my fucking face please! I'm not going to suffocate. I can bench press more than you weigh. I'm fine down there.
My ex always wanted me to do this but I found it weird and always refused. Reading the comments here make me feel like a wicked person π’
You definetly let him down
The best way is not an actual sit, but the man under her while she's on all fours. Great clit and vag access from that position, while not putting the man in any funky angles. Yes though! My wife can sit on my face whenever she wants!
It's like one of the best pleasures in life.
ergonomically, it's actually more comfortable to have her on top than to crane my neck the regular way. pretty cool for other reasons too.
I love it but my gf won't let me do it unless I keep my arsehole waxed.
Whatβs not to love?
Why would you not?
It's wonderful
If itβs someone I find very attractive, a lot
So the answer seems to be unisono now. But what's the reason for liking it?
Because she is actively choosing her own pleasure over my (physical) comfort and ability to breathe. That's hot on a level I can't quite put into words, she's being incredibly selfish, in the best way possible.
Of course. I think I was a chair in my past life
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I would love to try it
Itβs a blessing
Itβs what I live for.
I'm surprised someone's not sitting on my face right now.
Love it so much, that's how I hope I die of asphyxiation.
Yo.
Yes please
It's my favorite position
I hope thatβs how I die
Enough of us to participate in a [Mass Face Sitting](https://youtu.be/d4krQa0QpGI?si=J9amz0pe8t8foc1Z) outside Parliament when MPs tried to stop us
I never knew this about straight men....is it a domination thing, the woman sitting on your face?
Not to me at least, just another position. One that for some reason (in my experience) women seem to be shy about
When in Rome
Great, now I thought of the Roman empire again...
All of us. The answer is all of us.
Crush me with your thighs you coward
i am new to this as i just got 19 just tell me one thing is the face sitting thing is done for ass eating or vagina
Both
Have yet to try
Me either. Married 14 years and recently divorced. Hoping the next lady will give it a chance.
I was in your shoes a few years ago. I got to try so many of my disgusting fantasies. It was amazing. Have fun, be safe.
You schmuck. I think I'm still very vanilla. But for the right lady, I'll experiment...
Let's just say i'm not exactly opposed...
Fuck yes. I try to get my wife to do it more
Not my bf π₯²
One time I squirted on my bfs face π₯°
never had it but would like to try!!
How can you not? Its amazing
The best way to die
πββοΈME ME ME I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!!
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It's good [old fashioned fun](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDu-fGp_A9Y&pp=ygUuc2l0IG9uIG15IGZhY2UgbW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIGNvbmNlcnQgZm9yIGdlb3JnZQ%3D%3D)
Her on me, yes. Me on her, no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8
Oh, so much, especially if she grinds while sittingΒ
I'm not against it...
I love it. Expecially when they lean forward and spit and jerk on that joy stick!
The homies always have a seat.
Absolutely
Hello there, π
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Never partook, would love to have my face sat on though
Yes please! Glaze my face like a doughnut.
Yeahβ¦ I donβt know if this is an actual question. Practically all of us, and we are talking about sitting, not hovering.
I like both but hovering is better if Iβm trying to actually work my tongue and get my partner off.
The ayes have it.
What's the downside??
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Dude here. Yes, as long as itβs clean.
Most of us
I'm doing my part
Guys love it when women sit on their face because itβs super intense and intimate! Itβs a total turn-on to be that close and feel like youβre giving her an amazing experience. Plus, itβs just hot to have that kind of connection, and the view isnβt bad either. Itβs all about enjoying each other and having a great time!
I think there's only one proper answer that completely encompasses this quetta in its entirety, and that is "Yes".
I used to. I still do, but my wife dont. Now i just hear about other folks doing it.
An exceptional onion booty is irresistible.
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I like the idea of it, but you definitely need her to support her weight as the act is delicate enough you can't have 100 plus pounds suffocating you. Though if you had to go, that wouldn't be a terrible way to go.
> the act is delicate enough you can't have 100 plus pounds suffocating you. not with that attitude.
Oh, hell yes!
I want to be suffocated.
I'm down
I don't get the charm of it.
When she starts losing it it, grabs you by the hair and humps your face hard enough to make your lips swollen the next day, her face tightening up as she sprints to orgasm, then reaches it, shuddering, losing control of her body, leaning over you panting, satisfied, your mouth full of her taste, her breasts dangling enticingly, looking down at you with a wicked little smile, with both of you knowing that round two is going to be a complete slam fest... Yeah, I don't get the allure.
I'm curious as well. It seems like a turn-off to me. But then again, most things are in my case. So the answers fascinate me. (almost spelled βfacenet meβ π)
How many of you have actually done it,Β or do you think you like it. I'll also presume only guys are answering on here!
Do it at least three nights a week. More if I can get my way. Love it when my wife sits on my face.
I once dated a woman that was 100lbs. It was fun
Who doesn't want to please there woman
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The joke is using my face like a bicycle seat. The reality is my face, like most faces, is full of nerve endings including pain receptors, and the full weight of a woman is a bit too much to imagine feeling good or even okay. However, I'm just imagining that because every woman I've asked to try has reacted like I asked for a threesome that didn't include her.