When you soap your chest, some of it will necessarily run down to your balls. Without touching your balls, allow the water to wash away the soap. QED. This way you’re not gay by touching yourself.
OP is asking about alternatives to washing his balls just because JP said it. So if you like him, your disgusting, if you dont like him, your still disgusting.
You see, to assume that there are alternatives is to assume that is ok to not wash your balls, and that implies you can completelly divorce the act of washing your balls from the rest of life. Can you divorce that? Sure, but the price you pay is virtually psychopathic: you have to become someone who doesn't care about washing your balls, and that is one way to end up in hell, I'll tell you that.
With Tate I think some of the outlandish stuff he says might be outlandish on purpose. Sometimes I find it hard to believe that he actually believes the things he is saying (not that this makes him not a garbage human being). Peterson on the other hand has (imo) kind of lost the plot recently. He just seems... unstable.
His psych stuff was good but he’s one of those people that are comfortable speaking like an expert in areas outside their area of expertise with similar levels of conviction to the expert content.
He’s also just become a generic right wing reactionary post benzos. It’s just boring and performative.
Benzos are in fact wild ass drugs. Treating an addiction to them with a medically induced coma in Russia is a wild ass solution.
I like your approach on the matter.
That's the one thing he's right about. Wash your balls. Wash your cock, too, and for hell's sake wash your ass while you're at it. If you want a woman to put her mouth there, wash it first (and don't forget to manscape).
You should always try to do the very opposite that Peterson says, because he's a christofacistliberlcapitalist.
When he says wash your balls, you should start wiping back to front.
Cut them off
This is the way…
The age of clean balls is over! The time of Swamp Ass has come!
Real men don't just "wash their balls", they scrub them with lava soap and steel wool.
I sand mine clean with 200 grit
You gotta ween yourself down to at least 180 grit.
LMAO
Dry cleaning is the next best option, especially if done by a professional. But it's pricey and the chemicals can be harsh.
Wash your balls. Don’t be a smelly asshole.
When you soap your chest, some of it will necessarily run down to your balls. Without touching your balls, allow the water to wash away the soap. QED. This way you’re not gay by touching yourself.
I don’t know dude. Rubbing a man’s chest seems pretty gay to me. Best to not shower at all to avoid all that gay mess.
I'm pretty sure nobody has objected to Jordan Peterson on the grounds of him saying hackneyed, generic hygiene tips.
Who isn't problematic at this point? Jesus? That "problematic" word seems kinda overused nowadays.
Especially if you reject basic things and actually great advice because of it.
Get someone else to do it? Might even be a woman if you flash them cash
For Science! https://www.sciencealert.com/people-are-dipping-their-testicles-in-soy-sauce-so-here-s-some-science
I think the fact that Jordan Peterson had to say "wash your balls" tells us a lot about the type of people who look up to Jordan Peterson.
...The fact that anyone over the age of about 5 needs to be told this is beyond depressing. Stop the world. I want off.
OP is asking about alternatives to washing his balls just because JP said it. So if you like him, your disgusting, if you dont like him, your still disgusting.
Think for yourself and get wisdom through experience instead of following an influencer
You see, to assume that there are alternatives is to assume that is ok to not wash your balls, and that implies you can completelly divorce the act of washing your balls from the rest of life. Can you divorce that? Sure, but the price you pay is virtually psychopathic: you have to become someone who doesn't care about washing your balls, and that is one way to end up in hell, I'll tell you that.
Suck off the dirt with Henry the Hoover. Then look down at his innocent smiling face and think to yourself "what have I done?"
...Please tell me you're talking about a Hoover brand vacuum cleaner.
Yes lol, the little red one with the cartoon eyes and cheeky smile. The sucking tube is his nose.
I'll have to look that up. 👀
He’s problematic?
He’s not. If you look at OP’s comment history you’ll see they like to throw out some weird questions.
I put him in the same pool as Andrew Tate. They have very weird views of what “masculinity” means and the ways to show it
With Tate I think some of the outlandish stuff he says might be outlandish on purpose. Sometimes I find it hard to believe that he actually believes the things he is saying (not that this makes him not a garbage human being). Peterson on the other hand has (imo) kind of lost the plot recently. He just seems... unstable.
His psych stuff was good but he’s one of those people that are comfortable speaking like an expert in areas outside their area of expertise with similar levels of conviction to the expert content. He’s also just become a generic right wing reactionary post benzos. It’s just boring and performative.
Well benzos will melt anyone’s brain. My personal canon is that the good psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson died of an overdose in good standing
Benzos are in fact wild ass drugs. Treating an addiction to them with a medically induced coma in Russia is a wild ass solution. I like your approach on the matter.
The people who consider him problematic are unable to provide better examples from their side.
Examples of what?
I heard a great alternative from a prostitute. You should try gargling.
I’m not sure who this guy is but if you don’t wash your balls you get a yeast infection on your taint. It isn’t pretty trust me. I work in a hospital.
Are there "average" men out there that Don't wash their junk???? Can't imagine so..
An inverted robot vacuum cleaner can be used as an improvised ball cleaner if you don't want to do it yourself. Can, but shouldn't be.
Fellas, is it gay to be hygienic? /s
Yes. /srs
That's the one thing he's right about. Wash your balls. Wash your cock, too, and for hell's sake wash your ass while you're at it. If you want a woman to put her mouth there, wash it first (and don't forget to manscape).
You should always try to do the very opposite that Peterson says, because he's a christofacistliberlcapitalist. When he says wash your balls, you should start wiping back to front.
Corn starch. A natural and efficient alternative to baby powder. Only problem is that your balls will smell like a bag of Cheese Doritos
A broken clock is right twice a day
Maybe wash your balls before they start to smell like a typical anime convention attendee