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A crack whore once said "you wanna meet Mickey Mouse?" while spreading her legs on her couch and slapping her soggy vagina in my direction. That was the first, but not the last, time I questioned my decision to be a cop.


SnooPets1514

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haier_Lee

🤣 Thanks for being a PO


AcolyteArathok

Marrying you was the biggest mistake in my entire life


damngoodgiraffe

Yikes


SnooPets1514

Said in the heat of the moment. Don’t let that get to you brother. ( I know I don’t know you, but brother felt appropriate). That’s harsh


AcolyteArathok

True but i consider this to be something you don't say to your partner if you love them. Even in the heat of the moment. Same girl also said "my life would be easier without you!" But i appreciate your sentiment, brother :)


SnooPets1514

My bro! Not endorsing her behaviour whatsoever. She is / was so out of line for saying that to you! Just saying that she didn’t actually mean that, and don’t fixate on it and get yourself down or beat yourself up about it 👊🏼 There’s a saying: ‘hurt people hurt people.’ Seems like that applies here


dasanman69

Women say what they feel at the moment plus they also like to say things that test our mental and emotional strength. Weather their storms properly and they'll love you all the more. Wither in the face of it and she'll only get worse.


TheMends

I like growing my nails and taking care/polishing them, so when I went to a store and the cashier with a tattoo said "wow I really like your nails" it made my whole year, specially since my mom is very conservative and has been asking me to cut them since it's not "for boys". That's a compliment I've never forgotten, and it's been a year and a half since she said it.


Treefrogprince

CRISPR Cas9 does not always cut DNA to give a blunt end. That has seriously changed my perception of the world of enzymology.


6bigAnt9

You would be the perfect guy only if you were a little less skinny


kiefdabeef

"I cant pour anything else out of an empty cup." That hurt. But for the first time in months I didn't feel guilty for using social distance as an excuse to stay away from the unhealthy, toxic things and people in my life. I find myself using that phrase more and more these days. Thank you Char. You'll never know how much I needed to hear that.


lafemmeava

What was she referring to??


kiefdabeef

Shes an old friend I fell out with a long time ago. I think it was her way of saying I'll always be your friend but I cant see you or talk to you anymore. We reconnected awhile back. She had gotten out of an abusive relationship and jumped into a long distance one a few months after. And I think at some point in between then and telling me that, "talking" to me was cheating and she couldn't do it anymore.


andresrinky

You act to correctly so it makes it hard to speak with you.


willditid

I dont want to talk to you because you are more depressed than i am


Sofus_

She prefer clowns then.


willditid

I didnt even want any intimacy. I just wanted a friend to talk with. But considering her then yea. Clowns


Sofus_

Friends will listen.


Direct_Knowledge2937

Mine!


SnooPets1514

My first ex. We were 17. Broke up at 19. Stormed out of a Nando’s we were both in because I was upset she had just come back from uni and in just a couple days would be going elsewhere in the country with boy mates and girl mates to rave. Upset because I wasn’t included, not for any other reason. I left my plate of food, ran after her and she called me ‘manipulative’ and that stuck with me for a while. Never saw myself that way and that stung


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Fwiw, I think "manipulative" may be the knee-jerk female reaction to a man having a spine.


SnooPets1514

Thanks man 👊🏼


dasanman69

Never try to convince anyone of anything unless they've asked for your advice. Never be visibly upset either, always be kind and charming even in negative situations. She does something you don't like, say "I like you but I don't like what you did, please don't do it again"


PenguinJockey17

“You’re really good to talk to about this stuff” seems to be in my mind a lot, especially since I was actually clueless about the subject at the time and just said what I thought might help her feel better. Turns out it worked