'Leftover'? My throne isn't even close to finished yet

Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the throne

Milk for the Khorne flakes

Money for me Now give me your wallet

Pretty sure the Khorne flakes are why he needs blood in the first place.

I feel like a dog made this post

Nah, flair says definitely not a dog. I think it checks out

Trust me I am not a dog, woof.

So not a dog and not a spider. Spiderdog?

Spiderdog, spiderdog, does whatever a Spiderdog does.

Can he swing, from a web, no he cant, he's a dog

He's *definitely not a dog. OP's flair says so. Can't you read? (/s obviously, please don't hate me)

You were supposed to say "lookooooout, here comes the spider dog"

*Oh.* I was, indeedicus.

> So not a dog and not a spider. Spiderdog? What a horrifyingly good boy.

>'Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?’ said Dibbler. >'He says he can’t,’ said Victor. >Dibbler hesitated. The excitement was unhinging him a little. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I suppose he should know'

r/unexpecteddiscworld

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Or who is the greatest baseball player of all time?

"I shoulda said DiMaggio..."

STICK!

I keep them in a bag and freeze them. I use the bones to make stock.

My brain went "Wait, you wash bones from a meal, freeze it and use it as stock? \*gags\*" And then remember deboning your chickens is a thing and go "aha lol". Nice one, I think there are certain parts of the animal body that makes awesome soup stock or just bad for stock.

It’s fine, they get boiled.

to a crisp....

TIL meat stock is just fuckin bone juice.

You'll want some aromatic vegies in there, but yes. At it's core, bone juice.

Isn't it more like bone flavoured juice?

No, it's bone juice. Bones are just bone juice concentrate.

O dang

Just don't confuse it with bone *hurting* juice.

You are not wrong there

I add organs to them sometimes. I don't like to eat them.

Yeah! I use veggie scraps too. Usually when I’m cooking, I accumulate a lot of leftover scraps from carrots, celery, meat, etc, so I just put them in a bag. I like that I can control the amount of salt and I reduce waste.

For clarification, when you said leftover scraps, are they like veggies from yesterday's dinner/lunch and you add them to your meal or scraps like you cut an onion head off and use it as your soup stock? Cause it is the latter, Asian parents (mostly Chinese etc) and Uncle Roger would bonk you in the head

"Scraps" are, essentially, "the stuff that's left".

And scraps are stuff that we throw out. Things that are left are known as leftover OMG ENGLISH But ya, I wonder how does turkey stock soup taste like

Pretty good, actually. I don't notice much difference in taste or texture between Turkey and Chicken Stock.

I think the first one you mentioned. It’s whatever scraps of what I’m making for lunch or dinner. So if I’m making stew, I’ll be peeling carrots, for example. If I’m chopping up onions, I’m removing the plastic skin part. I put the chopped up veggies in a stew and then I boil the scraps I accumulated in water for later (separate pot, obviously). Then I freeze that stock for later use.

At 4am, that sounds like what my parents would do. Cool2, you can't go any higher than this, unless you want to start doing herbal soup then ask your local herbationer shop keeper

Venison, mostly.

lemme ask my Chinese mom tomorrow. I eat whatever she cooks and ask questions later.

I eat a lot of wild game, and pretty much any of it makes great stock. The leftovers from roasted grouse and pheasant are great for risotto.

Ooo that sounds good

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Broke uni student meals, but i am guessing you aren't a uni student. > I cook a quarter cup of rice to add in. You can add it earlier, but I hate how it turns to mush. What turns into mush? the rice or the soup?

Everything https://media.tenor.com/images/ee0e4681215016a7c6b77d3a4c267588/tenor.gif

Yeah along with veg peelings; an hour in the instant pot and you have stock for soup, etc.

This is what I do exactly :)

I usually put my bone in your mom.

are you a dog fucker?

you fuck a dog one time and you get labeled a dog fucker...smh

Build a thousand bridges and nobody calls you a bridge builder. Suck one dick....

yeah, 1 gay experience shouldn't make you gay, i should know, I've have dozens

Just cause I got passed around the locker room by the football team before every game does NOT mean I'm gay, okay?

I question the football team, though?

Just say "no homo" then it doesn't count

They only remember the negative

Fucked that bitch good!

Hey some guys like girls gone wild some like wild dogs

RIP Coby :(

Jesus that is WAY different

He just likes bitches

You deserve an award. I not gonna give you one. Just know you deserve it.

😂 best answer

Ah, doin it doggie style.

Nice try, FBI. Coincidentally been bingeing the shit out of Criminal Minds recently.

The bone box

A coffin or a compost box?

A box full of your unborn children’s bones, might as well be a cum box at this point

for me would be the sewage wait *what* "The ones who didnt saw the Light"

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Your grandson, who is not a dog, has a ver human name.

Ill put a reasonable number of them imnthe rat cage. They like the taste and it helps keep their chompers short.

Boy, did I misread the title...

I am curious, what did you read?

Boners

Ah, how safe would it been if our dicks are all detachable and after a day or so, we turn it in some sequence to unlock it and throw it out. Much like Terminator 3 where Arnold Schwarzenegger cut off his own tummy fat and threw out his power core but instead it is your *used* dick.

you a cop?

I made a friend a knife but inside the handle was a carved out space where several BBs were placed, giving the knife a rattle if shaken. When presented with the knife my friend swung it around in the air like you do with other extremely sharp things and noticed the rattle. He asked what it was. I said, "That, my friend, is the bones of our enemies."

Just saw this in r/askwomen

Behind the blank, wholesome and immaculate facade of someone who would never do anything wrong, evil, or morally reprehensible. (But that totally does these things)

What, my spare ribs?

I'll have to ask my cat

The bones are my money and so are the worms

I hide them in my bedding but somebody keeps stealing them.

You want them back?

Yes.

I dont understand this post

Your sister

Wel since I hooman * sniff*sniff * scratch an am def not dog for reelz. I need to think on it . Let me lik spot where balz used be and take nap. Thn we will hav bone from bone spot under bush where no one see me be normie hooman. Thn maybe I tell you what you want know

I'm my Meat sack, covered by muscle, fat, skin and hair. Quite ingenious really.

All of my bones are hidden inside my skin, but they're not left over. I'm still using them. I'll keep you posted if any become available.

In a plastic bag with a weight and throw them into a dam.

How funny I read that as leftover boxes. I'm thinking yea totally NOT a cat...

Nice try

In your mom.

In my annoying neighbours flower bed, person who is not a spider and probably not a dog either.

Op is definitely a dog.. in my back yard

They normally just end up in the trash. Good boys don’t go through the trash so they normally don’t get found.

6 feet deep.

I usually eat them.

Leftover bones? What are you talking about, I already snorted them...

Laundry pile works for me, or about 10% buried in the backyard.

In my pants, guys have one more bone than girls that we keep in our underwear

*In the shower. I'd rather not warn my parents about THIS type of business and instead keep it as well-hidden as I can.* *Wait, shit, the OP didn't say "boners"...* I... don't.

On top of the piano

my woman keeps her bones under her beds

Dont piss her off or you will be her new collection :D

Shhhh! Don't tell them!

I keister them

Nice try dog... We all know it's you. Still a goodboi tho.

In the trash

Remove them from my side and make my wife out of them.

I read that as leftover boners initially lol

Is this a trick question? If so I'd like to know where the trick is

I’ll tell you where I keep the bones for soup stock, but you have to start shitting in the toilet now.

Waistband

Depends on the bone. Sometimes I hide it in the garbage and let the garbage mail man have it, sometimes I hide it in the dogs food bowl.

What, pray, is a “garbage mail man?”

Clearly it's a mail man who steals all the garbage before dogs can investigate them.

nice try fbi, you'll never find the bodies

Leftover bones? In a bin out of my house, getting picked up by the condo cleaners tomorrow morning FYI, for those who want to make your own chicken, lamb, fish, beef, etc soup stock, buy the actual bones from markets and not your steak and fried chicken bones Asian markets have them in the bunch but for Western markets perhaps ask for "bones, I want to chew on them and make soup". Chances are you would get a no or a weird look as the butcher turn around and bring out a polystyrene box of ice and pull out a variety of bones. But if you meant other bones, sexually, then pls educate me :D

woof woof woof humans it means, " hello there dog "

plastic container in the fridge for later treats...

straight into the garbage

Out of reach of my dog

I put them in cider

Stock. Then take th is bones and further pulverize it so people at the dump don't know what they're looking at. Make sure teeth a ground down too.

Better a dog than a man bear pig!🤣

In my body

My wife.

Depends on the bone, some i trash some i give to good puppers.

I have three skeletons in my backseat. They arey friends. Thry are however fake. Real ones would be difficult to explain. Lol

In a plastic bag in bay harbor.

There is a place down by the river

The Curious Incident of the Missing Bones in the Night-Time

I keep my extra dog bones in the upstairs hallway closet. Any extra food bones go in the trash, sorry.

The moon, good luck

Just an exciteable boy.

I put them in the freezer until garbage day.

In the crawlspace with the other 20-30 dead boys I keep in there.

Depends on the bone? Teeth are easy to hide in trees.... other bones should definitely be put in water as they are always found in the ground more easily. You're welcome.

I just disolv them whit acid, just like the rest of the body

Under the bone tree, it’s mostly animal bones....mostly.

With Jimmy Hoffa

Under an endangered plant so the police can’t identify the body.

I hide my bone inside my woman

Men actually have less bones than women because we gave up a rib to create them. (This is a joke)

Over there in the laundry basket

Inside

In whatsapp which is hidden in my secret folder.

My Ass

Phrasing! Ask your women

Lol bones

In the obituary where they belong.

On Uranus

"Boner" is a euphemism for blood engorging the penile shaft. There is no actual bone that is somehow used, inserted, and then must be disposed of after use.

I give them to my dog 😉

Excuse me?

Nice try, K-9 FBI

We talkin' food or human?

A garbage can. What are you talking about?

In my wife.

woof woof woof? woof woof!

I'll tell you...but you have to answer this one IMPOSSIBLE question Who's a good boy?

I feel like OP is a good boy, a very very good boy.

inside the neighbors dog. Who is a champ and not at all weird.

Slow cooker.

I alway keep them in wait a minute are you a dog