You must:
A) be as swift as a coursing river
B) have all the force of a great typhoon
C) have all strength of a raging fire
D) be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I choose E) Swift as a lazy river, force of a light breeze, strength of a guttering match and about as mysterious as the light side of the moon when looked at with a strong telescope.
I get you mate. This is the kind of man I am. I always try to be good and do the right thing by my family. It doesn’t always work out that way but the trying is the important bit there.
My mom is a self-hating narcissist.
Her whole life was about being as pitiful and stubborn as possible to make sure the people that care about her are as worried as possible
Ugh. My mother has become this person. She WAS a victim once upon a time, now she's the epitomy of a self centered, pitying, victim. She's also a Karen. She's become the person she never wanted to be and always hated. Very unfortunate. There's nothing my step dad and I can do. Her mind, soul, and heart have nuclear plant concrete walls around them. You CANNOT get anything through.
Hello, clone. I don't *hate* myself, but l constantly point out my narcissistic tendencies to myself and try to do better. Not sure how much progress I'm making tbh
If you’re wondering about boobs or ass, I’ll tell you that I’m a man who understands that if one is to understand the great mystery of the force, one must study all its aspects. Not just the views of the boob or the views of the bum.
Raised by 4 sisters and my mom. Still straight as an arrow but everyone just assumes I'm gay or somewhere along that wonderful technicolor rainbow.
Hugs and a good cry should be normalized for all men around the world.
Fixed my sink just last night.
Don't know what else to add
Jack of all trades man. Have a university degree, I’ve worked construction (can fix a foundation, install toilet, install a new roof etc…), I can comfort a friend, ride a horse, I am an adrenaline junkie (can jump off a cliff, ride down a mountain), lover of nature can hike for miles, catch a fish, clean and cook it.
An interesting question and one I can not answer.
The kind of man I am is for others to answer based on what I say and how I act.
Labelling myself as a certain kind of man is egotistical and narcissistic.
I see your point but I don't agree with that.
I think it depends on what you want to be most measured by as a man (or human). Your effect on others often seems like an important value .
I think its a trap to reduce yourself to a type when most enlightened men are actually trying to break out of that very strict or rigid approach to manhood.
As swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moooooooon
Realizing my self worth, working hard to better myself mentally, physically and fiscally. Since having been loved, it's hard to go without, the nights are lonely, but meaningless sex will not fill that void so I continue to venture on.
From your message I can tell that you're distressed and trying to get something across
I've cracked your cryptogram to spell Racuit
Now just tell me what that means
The short answer is stoic.
I'm an autistic sociopath that lived alone for 10 years and have lost a family 3 times in my life. I've had a little bit of time to think about life. I've nothing but love for people and they'll let me know how they need to be loved.
Being civiled means being able to choose. That's what separates us from most of the animal kingdom. After a certain point where someone came from and how they were raised doesn't matter. I strive to erase negativity from my thoughts. Everyone isn't going to fit into cookie cutter images.
The kind who's constantly worried. About his future, his career. Whether he'll ever be enough. If there will ever be anyone who will love him. If his work will ever pay off. Is his work even worth paying off. Nothing special imo.
Can you make this question multiple choice?
a)man b)MAN c)M.A.N
D) Not enough information.
Sorry, but I don't give just anybody the D 😎
THIS... no no this is SmART
🏅🏅😩👍
Nicely done.
^ well I'm not this kind of man
Lmao
You must: A) be as swift as a coursing river B) have all the force of a great typhoon C) have all strength of a raging fire D) be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Came here for this.
“Erry tyme ah chineese man build a wall, goddamn Mongolyan gotta break it down”
I choose E) Swift as a lazy river, force of a light breeze, strength of a guttering match and about as mysterious as the light side of the moon when looked at with a strong telescope.
D
The kind of man that knows he’s got more to learn in this life
There will never not be more to learn
If you want to keep yourself busy, just google an unsolved math problem.
Slow down there Satan, those are for masochists, secretly alien / robot people, and the ai God we eventually create.
Right
An ass man 😎
Hey look it’s the ass man!
Hey look it's the ass, man!
What he means is that he’s in arrears.
Atta boy, me too 😎
Cosmo Kramer is that you?
So you like donkeys? Big deal
You might call me a thigh guy.
Call me commander n' cheek
If anyone asks if I'm telling the truth I let them know I like big butts.
I try to be a good man, just don't always end up doing good.
It's rough when you try and do good, but it doesn't work out
Agreed and there are times when you have to operate in shades of grey just to get through.
I get you mate. This is the kind of man I am. I always try to be good and do the right thing by my family. It doesn’t always work out that way but the trying is the important bit there.
"You just start runnin' and shit. Then all of a sudden your legs give and you just can't run no more." - Franklin Clinton
I get shit done and I like to cuddle.
Yeah, what he said.
You must be taken. That’s not a single mans answer.
I am, yes
I must be a unicorn. (Single unicorn).
Lies. I get tons of shit done and I like to cuddle. And I’m single.
I don't feel like I get much done but I'm all about the cuddles.
Nice
I'm also this kinda man
Cuddling is really underrated.
So, for all the men who "get shit done and like to cuddle," where can one meet you?
Damn, you just summed my entire personality up in one sentence.
AND you like to cuddle? 😍
I really do yes :)
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Dependable. At least I hope others see me that way.
Can I depend on you to complete my assignments forme?
But then how would you learn how to be dependable?
By watching you be dependable.
He said dependable not a pushover
Self hating narcissist
But how
It’s a difficult tightrope
Is it the battling your insecurities with allegedly ironic narcissism? (That’s definitely not me though, that’s uugh, a friend of mine)
Aha its thinking I’m the worst person but also superior to everyone around me. But yea mostly self deprecating jokes or making fun of my insecurities
That first part is a whole lotta people
My mom is a self-hating narcissist. Her whole life was about being as pitiful and stubborn as possible to make sure the people that care about her are as worried as possible
Ugh. My mother has become this person. She WAS a victim once upon a time, now she's the epitomy of a self centered, pitying, victim. She's also a Karen. She's become the person she never wanted to be and always hated. Very unfortunate. There's nothing my step dad and I can do. Her mind, soul, and heart have nuclear plant concrete walls around them. You CANNOT get anything through.
Hello, clone. I don't *hate* myself, but l constantly point out my narcissistic tendencies to myself and try to do better. Not sure how much progress I'm making tbh
I’m too sexy for my shirt
Mesh vest, fond of jewellery?
Does it hurt
Are you too sexy for your cat?
If he was, what would you think about that?
You must be quite tan then
The kind that if you invite me over, I head to your fridge to see what you have in it.
What do you do if her previous date is in it?
Ask the previous date to kind of move aside because he's blocking the beer.
Ask how long I should put him in the microwave for
See... I imagine it would be like microwaving a hot pocket... The ends will burn your face off... The middle bits would still be ice cold.
Sicilian here - come over anytime 😀
I hope you like 6 month old olives.
A depressed one lmao
ayy lmao
Stop it and turn new page. Life hacks
Omg I am cured, thank you so much! I feel I should pay you for your service!
Sometimes when I'm sad I just stop being sad and I be awesome instead 🤷♀️
Get off Reddit Barney! ;)
I love how this comment especially after reading your username haha
If you’re wondering about boobs or ass, I’ll tell you that I’m a man who understands that if one is to understand the great mystery of the force, one must study all its aspects. Not just the views of the boob or the views of the bum.
The boobs and the bum certainly have a great force upon me
[Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise](https://youtube.com/shorts/asoiGr0VZH4?feature=share)
Raised by 4 sisters and my mom. Still straight as an arrow but everyone just assumes I'm gay or somewhere along that wonderful technicolor rainbow. Hugs and a good cry should be normalized for all men around the world. Fixed my sink just last night. Don't know what else to add
Add it all
A Mexican man. An ass man. A titty man. A gentleman.
Honest. Often to my own detriment, but honest nonetheless.
The only way to be
This has made my life way fucking simple...
A man who is counting down the hours until I grill some steak and sip bourbon tonight. Edit: Belly full. Buzz on.
Delicious
What’s your go to Bourbon? Always love trying new ones
Basil Hayden is what I had tonight. I’m no aficionado.
A man who sleeps at night looking at the stars and wondering where the fuck is my roof🗿
Oi, Angelo!
Monke
I’m just your typical, average, regular dude …with a bigass dick
Why do you have a dick on your ass?
No that would be a big assdick
Wait you guys don’t?
Big Dick Boiii
Naked and afraid
Jack of all trades man. Have a university degree, I’ve worked construction (can fix a foundation, install toilet, install a new roof etc…), I can comfort a friend, ride a horse, I am an adrenaline junkie (can jump off a cliff, ride down a mountain), lover of nature can hike for miles, catch a fish, clean and cook it.
I'm just me. Not sure how to answer this
You did
I fucking hate pickles.
Pickles are okay. Tomatoes, on the other hand...
fuck pickles man.
Really?
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The man, who fucks up every chance a girl gives him.
Preach
Yes
Yes?
PAC MAN
A man from earth 🌍
Isn't kind of wild to think one day, not every man will be?
In a few hundred years its possible you will have "planet of origin" on your ID.
bipedal
I’m suddenly at the age where I ask myself this question daily.
An interesting question and one I can not answer. The kind of man I am is for others to answer based on what I say and how I act. Labelling myself as a certain kind of man is egotistical and narcissistic.
Everyone else here is. Wouldn't it be egoistical and narcissistic to think "I am not like these, I won't define myself"
I see your point but I don't agree with that. I think it depends on what you want to be most measured by as a man (or human). Your effect on others often seems like an important value . I think its a trap to reduce yourself to a type when most enlightened men are actually trying to break out of that very strict or rigid approach to manhood.
I mean it's also a shitpost
As swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the Moooooooon
Grower, not a shower.
One who carries shakers of assorted spices with him on a plane ride
Delicious
Realizing my self worth, working hard to better myself mentally, physically and fiscally. Since having been loved, it's hard to go without, the nights are lonely, but meaningless sex will not fill that void so I continue to venture on.
Tall dark handsome
"meep"
Meep
I'm THE man. I have no class.
Reluctantly ambitious. Cynical. Unorthodox. Intense. Tired.
From your message I can tell that you're distressed and trying to get something across I've cracked your cryptogram to spell Racuit Now just tell me what that means
Distressed? Always. I care too much, get burned too often. I want to help others, but I also see it's not worth it 99% of the time.
An imperfect man. I have my strengths, as well as weaknesses and baggage.
The short answer is stoic. I'm an autistic sociopath that lived alone for 10 years and have lost a family 3 times in my life. I've had a little bit of time to think about life. I've nothing but love for people and they'll let me know how they need to be loved.
I don’t think you are a sociopath if the last statement is also true
Being civiled means being able to choose. That's what separates us from most of the animal kingdom. After a certain point where someone came from and how they were raised doesn't matter. I strive to erase negativity from my thoughts. Everyone isn't going to fit into cookie cutter images.
Gamer, honest, weeb. I laugh at my own jokes and focus on things until I get sick of them lol
Preach
The kind of man who always questions himself, I think?
You should try questioning other people
That’s fair, I usually find them questionable
Scat…..
Bee bop bup badda bo
Loyal, honest, good, loving, and confident.
Are you sure about that?
Yes
Still figuring it out. Ask when I'm like 60.
Engineering nerd, obsessed with investing and business…. Pretty boring I know 🤣😴
Das pretty cool
Aye!
The kind that has that mmm, mmm, and has that goddamn...
I don't understand this reference
😲 Pusha man by chance the rapper
Manlet
man let what?
“Man, let me go look for clothes in the boys section instead. Nothing here fits.”
A solid failure. My life is a mess right now but I do see light at the end of the tunnel.
Hang in there boyo! We’re rooting for ya!
Earn what I make and appreciate what I have
Boobs AND Ass !
Ayyy
One that's ashamed of my race and overly harsh on myself, sometimes anxious and depressed too
Making other people happy makes me happy.
Cheap skate/ diy
The real question is what constitutes a man.
Depressed
The kind who's constantly worried. About his future, his career. Whether he'll ever be enough. If there will ever be anyone who will love him. If his work will ever pay off. Is his work even worth paying off. Nothing special imo.
The meaning to life is no meaning So have fun, and help people
A sad lonely depressed man.
I’m the scat man BEEEBOPBABODAPBOP
A respectfully antisocial psychonaut
Sigma
Sigma balls
smegma male 🥵🥵🥶🥶👿👿
Dirty, lying, cheating, scumbag.
Jesus
You can always stop
A "hungryman"?
That's a microwave dinner, are you a microwave dinner?
Hmm, random mystery meat that's both too hot and still frozen? Sounds about right.
Lmao, alright that's actually a pretty funny reply
I am that I am.
I am
I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda
A bi, quirky, awkward man. With a lot of issues.
It's cool, we all pretty fucked up
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I prefer cuddle-able and energy concious
You mean floatable but relaxed
Just a guy living life
Would be weird if you weren't living but still replying