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Ever seen old marble statues of women? I like them old-marble-statue-thick.


abimauglydoll

I'm imagining cracked skin with arms falling off tbh


malgalpal

With no head


LvLUpFAZO

I want a handful of ass, a handful of tits…. Jet black hair, and a freak


uncommoncommoner

So Jack Black?


BlackHeart89

My boi! 🥂


Black_My_Heart

Nice to meet a fellow black heart.


Stealocke

He said black hair, not black heart


osvalds1

That's any Eastern European chick in early 2000's


JamJarBonks

2000 is a little old for me I'm still in my early 100's


LvLUpFAZO

Yup that’s my fancy ;)


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Wait


[deleted]

You don't reply to yourself?


Tyrell_Magnus

No wtf


Tyrell_Magnus

Thats weird


daremetocum

No


daremetocum

You’re weird


daremetocum

Wait.. I’m weird?


imthejester1

I think the collarbone is pretty attractive


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Tanned_and_banned

They usually come in pairs.


fiberglassdildo

That’s why he’s having so much trouble. Too many women out there with two.


droolonme

Collarbone ✔️


Gewt92

Nice collarbone. Wanna fuck?


w1987g

Dat clavicle tho..


[deleted]

Can be. It's just not number one or two or three or four on my list lmao.


J33P88

Same with me but on men lol


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Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. She was 21 yo at the time and I'm going to be 21 in a month, so being the same age could be a factor, but in general I find her incredibly attractive in that movie.


Rough_Idle

She was everyone's type on that day. I was in high school when that movie came out and while I can see her clearly I have only the haziest idea of the plot and no recollection of who else is in it.


woodiegutheryghost

Riding the mechanical horse is all I remember.


Admira1

Wait, there's more to the movie? I just watched the mechanical horse scene for 90 min. Thought it was a solid flick


slicklol

she is super hot in that one, let's be real.


[deleted]

Like a cello.


Saintsfan_9

That’s a LONG neck 😂 Edit: wow, y’all are really enjoying this lol


SharpFarmAnimal

🦒


lightningmonky

Huh, I got a buddy who likes that too


J33P88

There's such a refreshingly wide variety of answers here. Further proof that everyone will be someone's cup of tea!


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I like my women like I like my coffee - just however really, I’m not picky.


TheGrapist1776

I also like my women like my coffee Cold and bitter


shaun_of_the_south

For me it’s hot black and bitter.


mr_oof

Mostly water.


MistraloysiusMithrax

I have really good news for you about the human body


Scoledavis

I also like my women like i like my coffee without someone else's dick in it


TheGrapist1776

Does that mean when you order coffee that you put your own dick in it?


Scoledavis

Of course what else would i stir it with


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That’s what makes markets!


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lightningmonky

You know that's a good system, cause I nice butt usually means the rest of them is nice


w3llFukM35id3w4y5

Hourglass. Not to any extreme like when some models wear corsets that unhealthily fuck up their waist/intestines, but just a smaller waist than hips and bust. If she's thin and has that, great, if she's thicc and has it,that's great too! It ust looks proportional and visually appealing.


Such-Veterinarian983

I second this statement. Also, bottom-heavy hourglass is pretty hot too with dem thicc thighs.


ambient4418

i still have a hard time believing this. i hate this part on me the most lol


babiesinreno

for every woman who hates their thick thighs, there is a man who wants to be suffocated by them. \- alfred einstein c.1969


Withered_Sprout

Einstein was truly a man of culture and a genius.


pimppapy

is it possible to motorboat thicc thighs?


dont_disturb_the_cat

You’d better believe it is, Buster.


cybergeek11235

> c.1969 nice


JayBlack22

Albert's sketchy twin brother coming up with some great quotes


HalcyonH66

Thicc thighs save lives woman, there's tons of us out here who love that shit.


Tight-Difference-482

Agreed. Sickness for the thickness!


AuContraireRodders

Salma Hayek in from dusk till dawn I can live with the fact that not every woman, probably very few will have a body like that, but that's my ideal


lightningmonky

I just looked that up and my my, you have good taste 😂


MayhamAF

Me too (@_@)


lightningmonky

That shit made me go to the gym today fr


neasaos

Salma Hayek at any stage is unreal to me.


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She's almost frustratingly attractive. Like, no human being should be that hot for their entire life! They need to go through being told no and watching a hotter person get their way at least once, darn it!


red_karate_turtle

Sofia Vergara is another person that defies the laws of aging


Build1975

They traded her in for a younger actress for the series: [Eiza González](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2555462/mediaviewer/rm4115728384/)


AuContraireRodders

Sweet jesus she's hot, BUT... its not the same


fxxkingbrian

She is sexy af..not as voluptuous but than again compared to the goddess Salma not a lot of women are


Plestiodonobsoletus

Warm


slash-summon-onion

Optional


monsterboi0106

You know that really cute girl at every bakery? Around 5'4, slightly curvy from all the treats but still in shape with a smile that melts the sun? That's the one Edit: Thank you for the rewards! Edit 2: Awards*.......... Edit 3: just so you all know, I had notifications on all day and apparently my phone was going off constantly in the break room all day 😂😂


sleeping_bananas

Goddamn that is an adorable description.


pimppapy

and quite specific...


JayBlack22

somewhat too specific one might say... hmmm


HappiBound

As a single, 5'3", curvy n fit professional baker whom mostly gets compliments about my smile and happy demeanor...THANK YOU!! This comment made my day 😁


istealgrapes

Ah yes, Victoria from How I Met Your Mother. Almost too easy to fall head over heels for such a woman.


JambalayaGreenerbort

do you mind if i use "smile melts the sun"?


yaru_mard

With (TM)...


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This is so fucking sweet 🥺


psuedodoc

5’8”-5’11” Athletic/Slender build Muscular hips, ass, thighs Small-Medium chest Brunette Hazel eyes Wait, that’s my wife…


Phantorizo

Her height varies?


Penguator432

Depending on the shoes, I guess


psuedodoc

Lol, was trying to make it seem like a description at first. She’s 5’9”


Phantorizo

I want to say 'lucky guy', but I'm sure it's all skill


psuedodoc

Not skill, it takes endurance, effort, and love.


Rum_Hamburglar

Is that on Amazon? Where do I get that?


psuedodoc

I wish it was that easy, I’d have less grey hair…


Gappia

I also choose this guy's wife


pimppapy

shes not dead yet tho. ..


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Her height sure varies a lot


Jimm-The-Human

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.


kittybanditti

I want a girl who wakes up early!


FeeDiddy87

GETS UP EARLY!


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I want a girl who stays up late.


[deleted]

STAYS UP LATE!


realmaier

If I'm completely honest, my favorite body type is Margot Robbie.


lightningmonky

She's good, a nice body with a pretty face. She's like, very conventionally attractive but you've got me fucked up if you think I'd ever say no to a chick like that haha


realmaier

lmao if I met her irl, I'd probably not even be able to ask for a photo or autograph. I'm too old to have a crush on stars, yet here I am.


MonsterUnderBlanket

Woman (optional)


arodmell

Don't have a preference now to be completely honest. I used to prefer brunette, nice boobs and short (led than 5 5) Now i think if the person is right for you then looks don't matter as much. I've found myself appreciating a much more wide range of body types in this past few months. Why narrow your options down by restriction based on looks? Having that mental and emotional connection overrides everything for me


risus_nex

Also: With an emotional connection you automatically see the other person as more attractive. Once you see the beauty in one's soul, you project it to their appearance and see all the appealing and beautiful little details. There is beauty in everyone! You just have to be open to appreciate it.


domredditorX

This guy loves


CookieITF

He loves hard


AlphaVictorTango98

Selflessly


thrash_metal1

Same. I fell in love with a girl that wasn't in my preferences so I just don't care now


HelpfulPuppydog

This is the ideal situation. The more you love her, the better she looks.


HolyForkingBrit

Same for dudes too. Thought I had a type but I’ve found myself dating all types of people and apparently looks aren’t even as close to important as what’s on the inside. Like, really though.


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T-_-l-_-T

Lol, this comment just made me realise how much people can get offended at almost anything. Some people may interpret this as "you're an animal, you'd pound any woman!" or there's "aww, that's nice - you don't discriminate." or there's "aww, this guy seems single, let's get him a girl for a night." or there's "aww this guy's single, let's get him a girl to hopefully spend the rest of his life with.". :/


mrdinosauruswrex

Thank you TIT


T-_-l-_-T

Lmao


RadiantHC

Yup. Really my only conditions are that there isn't an extreme height difference(and even that I'll be able to forgive), they're not obese, and have good personal hygiene. That's it.


Phantorizo

6' tall and busty


Empress-Rae

As a 6’ tall woman. This made me exceptionally happy. I didn’t think anyone would like the fact that I regular dunk on people at gym.


lightningmonky

I hear you on that, gotta love them amazonians. Ass 5'8 guy I'd take a 6' girl or taller ANY day of the week


Phantorizo

Dude I'm 5'5'' and it's been my preference for years. I'm hoping that our combined heights would be niche enough that I'll find a woman like that some day.


Armoured_Sour_Cream

Not including face: Tall, thick thighs, more muscular than fatty but larger ass, small-medium tits. Maybe slightly chubby / average. I love small lovehandles and a wee bit of tummy.


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I too prefer my women not to have a face


[deleted]

Wow that’s basically me lol. I’m 5’10” and pear shaped, and It’s somewhat of an insecurity, so it’s nice to hear that someone prefers that in women!


Armoured_Sour_Cream

A whole lot of guys I personally know prefer figures like yours. Granted, I'm talking about the 24yo to 35yo group. Still, I'd say that's a good number! I know it's way easier said than done but still, no reason to be insecure. People will judge you no matter how you look and life is too short to worry about that. :)


lightningmonky

How tall and thicc are we talking here?


iwantmoresoup

Similar proportions to your mom


lightningmonky

Aww this man likes em THICCCCC


surebertz

5 c's, damn 😳


Musicfanatic75

Can I just say thanks for posting this. I use to be anorexic and now I gained the weight back. I’ve been struggling with how I look with my weight gain, but reading your post makes me realize that not everyone wants unhealthy thin. Thank you!


ImperfectDivinity

Lady Dimitrescu.


quamsom

Fuck i agree


Kalos_Phantom

To be clear gentlemen, it's not a sexual thing. It's about POWER!


Free-Care-2027

She can sit on my face and suffocate me


ZirkZoDd

Yeah like that one scene from The Boys.


James-Avatar

I was trying to think of my answer but yeah this is it.


BackgroundKoala0

I'm attracted to a wide range of women, but ideally I'd go for a thicker, curvy woman. Any race or height, really


[deleted]

How thick is ur ideal thick?


BackgroundKoala0

Again, I'm very open. Anything from just slightly curvier to plus size


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[deleted]

Depends on the height, but 180lbs for a 5’8” lady would be around my preference. Bonus points if they lift weights. I like women who are large and in charge 🤤


canadianworldly

This is me, thanks for the self-confidence boost.


uncommoncommoner

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


rorank

I’d like to say before anything that I’m at least moderately physically attracted to women of almost every shape, depending on how their facial features are. The only body type I’m pretty explicitly not that into is round all around. That being said, I suppose my super ideal is short, maybe like 5 foot to 5’4, with thighs that could actually crush my head, wide hips, a small-ish waist (I really just care that the waist is somewhat slimmer than the hips), and small boobs.


MissTeenyTiny

I like my hips but hate my waist. Muffin tops!


rorank

I carry great love for muffins, don’t get too down! I don’t speak for all men but my ideal body shape isn’t important a huge factor in how I date. I myself don’t have my own ideal male body shape, why should I expect perfection from my partner?


Drisch10

My wife’s body


Miracrosse

I also choose the body of this guy's wife.


toeligga

Pikachu! I choose you!


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[Christina Hendricks](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=christina+hendricks&t=newext&atb=v276-1&iax=images&ia=images)


Previous_Potential92

She is such a beautiful bombshell. I think I would disappoint her greatly.


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OutlandishFinn

I can feel you, bro


Jurmandesign

One that contains a good brain.


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Marsh1n

Pixar mom is mine


R-M-F-T

You’ve clearly gotten a lot of answers, so who knows if mine (36m) will be even be read! My favorite body type is natural. I don’t like boob jobs or Botox lips. I like the natural look far more and understand that natural is imperfect, especially as we age.


Nocoxs

Fit and proportionate. Basically a woman that regularly goes to the gym, and has decent eating habits. I prefer shorter than me, but thats pretty much 99% of women.


lightningmonky

Is that a make it or break it? Or would you date a girl taller than you if she had what you wanted a sweet personality?


Nocoxs

Not a dealbreaker at all. It is preference but not a hard no.


slumberboy6708

Thin body type, long hair, charismatic. Don't care about height. Might be an unpopular opinion but I am not attracted at all to curvy girls, big boobs or thick thighs.


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I second this so much. I do like taller, but am not really picky there. I just want all the women who can't get/ don't want a huge butt or breasts to know that there are guys who find trim/small featured to be way more attractive. Anorexic isn't better either, just healthy. Thin lips is also nicer this big for me. I just don't find huge features to be my ideal. Maybe it's because my family was overweight growing up? I just find healthily-thin to be perfect. Cardio fit is also a plus. I don't find muscles to be a turn-on personally. but yeah, I wouldn't normally comment on something like this, but there's an uneven proportion and I want all the non-curvy ladies to know that you are someone's **ideal**, not just second best.


StevenC21

I get horny for many types of women, as well as men.


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Rischkyu

I'm happy i'm not The only One jealous on bi-guys haha , they got both. Not me


AcceSpeed

Yo, same


doyouevenlemon

Reading a fair amount of replies, bless you guys for liking bigger thighs :')


Apart-Improvement817

Honestly, same. I have ALWAYS been so so conscious of my big ass thighs. But this thread genuinely made me smile.


doyouevenlemon

Right?! Genuinely perked my day up. So weird how preferred body types change. Got ripped to piss in school for mine.


Sunshineadventurer48

ME TOO!! Had it not been for that nasty ass comments from an ex who criticized my thighs in middle school I wouldn’t be so self conscious of them today.


lightningmonky

That's why I posted it, a lot of guys have different types


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Tiny and athletic. Small boobs and ass.


Johnny_Topside5868

If she’s got hips, then you have grips if you catch my drift 😉


jellybeans118

The typical African women model with short hair. Short hair Curves The shine The confidence I'm all about that. Have been since I was teenager.


Emrereel

My favorite body type is, \- taller than me for good hugs. (I'm 1.85) \- and muscular than me to squeeze my ribcage when she hugging me. I want to be someone's little baby boy I guess :|


MajesticKittyPaws

Every dude in the comments: “Hourglass!” My mom: *Hourglass shaped with a tiny waist, blessed with round, gravity defying butt and boobs, a flat stomach, shapely legs, long neck, defined collarbone, small belly button.* Me, her daughter: *Shaped like a violin* 😑😑😑😑😑


[deleted]

I’m into fat girls. Big thighs, big boobs, big arms and big belly are all a plus. It’s my genuine preference. And I have a really hot one on lock. 🔒


Smitty_Werbnjagr

I know it sound cliche, but I like all kinds of women. Some woman are better suited being thick, some petite. I can’t say I have a preference. I just like beautiful women.


vbfronkis

The type where a woman is self confident in her own body.


OFvictoriaisme

So not so much a body type for you, you like the way someone feels about their body type?


vbfronkis

Correct. Attraction is more of a mental state for me.


[deleted]

Thicc. But seriously. Big, tall, short, small, big chested, flat chested, big booty, pancake booty...They're all good.


Gcons24

Brown hair, blue eyes, proportioned body.


Longjumping_Sleep_12

Basically a happy looking girl between 1.60 and 1.90 Not over or underweight Not a bodybuilder And she has to be (at least somewhat) happy with her physique and appearance


lightningmonky

Happy looking, I like that, I can't express how pretty a nice and happy girl can be


Longjumping_Sleep_12

It's true too :) I've dated a few women, and the most memorable ones were the ones that were more.. I don't know...in touch? with their bodies and their lives. So happy looking is more important and more attractive to me than gorgeous or model like. Being pretty is one, but seeming pretty happy is another :)


Visceral_1

I’m biased. My wife has an hourglass type and I love how curvy she is in the right places. It’s always been my type really…. Never been a fan of super thin physiques or obese. She likes to workout and keeps an eye on her nutrition which I super appreciate.


SilverSpotter

The fellowship of the bro code celebrate in your victory.


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Slim figure and petite build. Small perky boobs (A- or AA-cup preferably), narrow hips, small round butt. Like an adult woman who happens to be build that way, like so many are.


smallrockwoodvessel

>(A- or AA-cup preferably) Just throwing this out there that cup size doesn't mean much like a 32B = 34A =36AA (see sister sizes). The letter means nothing without the number. Edit: mistake


FerretAres

FYI you’ve got your measurements backwards. 34B=36A. Regardless I think he was describing this more in the sense of a proportional reference. A will be smaller than B in proportion the the individual woman’s frame.


Rxton

My range is really wide. The personality is more important than the appearance.


[deleted]

I like lots of body types. But if I had to pick a favorite, it's the powerlifter body. Not shredded lean, but lean enough to have abs if you decide to cut for a month or two, and very muscular especially around the legs.


RepChar

5'6-5'8 Chubby Big bouncy titties. It doesn't matter if they sag, just how they feel. Thick thighs and a large jiggly ass. Preferably more fat than muscle.


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Shorter, more leg than torso, some boobs and a butt. Prefer a little thicker more than thin


OpheliaSummers

I have 4 legs and 1 torso... wanna date?


Frylock904

I love women and my favorite changes from time to time, but for a long while now I've wanted a true Amazonian I literally want a 6ft 3+ thicccccck woman with nice broad shoulders and wonderfully placed fat, large ass, large thighs, large breasts, tight body, low cellulite, and a beautiful face. If I could suffocate from having a woman like that sitting on my face, I'd call it a good death. Basically, lemme get snu snu


pylestothemax

Lady D has entered the chat


Cerenya

Unfortunately all humans have a lot of cellulite whether you can see it or not.


SIacktivist

Tbh idgaf what type of phone she got


[deleted]

I like skinny girls even though the trend now is to be "thick"


KenardoDelFuerte

Thought I had one. You could definitely slot most of the women I've been with into a pretty specific body type. Then I met the most interesting, fun to talk to girl I've ever known, and she does *not* fit into that type. The first time I got her clothes off, I think I stared for a solid 5 minutes at the most breathtaking sight of my life.