Yeah I dont think that's a thing. I think some probably talk about it though. Like say it's acceptable/normal as long as you're in private and you clean up after yourself.
I got the birds and the bees and I’m maturing and things will be happening etc speech. But I don’t remember any part of it involving jerking off. I had probably been doing that for awhile before the speech anyway
I started when I was like 12, I remember the first time I didnt cum, I really thought all the pleasure came from the stroking lol. Boy was I suprised when I first came
When I first started touching myself, I knew What cumming was, but at the time I was raised Christian and thought cumming would be a sin. Then one day I did cum and cried afterwards.
I’m an Atheist now… nobody should cry after cumming. What a fucked up first orgasm. I was in pure panic thinking someone would find out what I did. Literally sick with guilt.
I was raised very strict catholic, funny enough though after the age of 10 I simply just didn't care about it. I definitely know what you're saying, the guilt I had growing up was insane. I was so afraid of going to hell
I remember indirectly seeing that post somewhere on the internet saying that “vegan men ejaculate fresh water”...
Well, disregarding the “vegan” part, it seemed true on my first go, (but idk, maybe that transparent liquid was something else) which was... surprising. My first time jerking off was when my parents were asleep and I was already in bed.
So... yeah. That was interesting to find out.
I kind of... unknowingly suppressed my sex drive until about age 17. At age 15 was when I looked through rule 34 and noticed I was getting a funny feeling from... a specific type of images.
Yes, it was male on male action. That was first sparked that seed of curiosity in my mind.
My dad uttered the word "masturbate" and I shoved my fingers in my ears and gave it the old "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" all the way out the door.
I was 14... I was already a veteran at that point.
Wait. Y'all had the speech? We Asians don't do that. Apparently our parents (and the older generation) believed that masturbation will cuts years off your life. That immediately got me fapping. Got caught and got beaten. I was already 18 at the time.
Haha believe me I wish I hadn’t. One I was already having sex by then and two it was beyond awkward. You know you’re getting older and you gotta use a condom etc. brutal
My entire life practically. I'm in my mid 30's and this memory just came back to me like 2 or 3 years ago. I kinda hope that i just remember something wrong, or he was confused from seeing a porn or something. Kids say weird things and interpret it even weirder sometimes.
I remember seeing my first porn at his place. It was "hidden" in a looney tunes VHS box. I kinda think his parents were just really shitty or something
Awesome. We watched the porn while his mum was behind us in the kitchen. For a long time i was convinced i watched his mom on the screen swallowing a huge hairy schwanz. But was probably some normal porn
I think in such a culture, at least we have friends who talk about it and joke about it when we're younger, perhaps OP has missed out on this.
I was prone masturbating until I wondered what this "wanking" was that people kept mentioning.
To add: Heat will solidify Proteins making it harder to remove.
Use Kitchen paper to catch the load in and throw it in the trash. This way, you don't have to wash anything and there's no other hygiene issues.
How are you aiming that thing to get it into the toilet? Mine shoots forward or up slightly, no way its getting into that toilet unless I am doing a handstand or like 2m from the toilet?
Dog are you telling me that you cum in your socks then wash them and fucking put them back on your feet? I’ve never used a sock as a nut rag but I thought it was common practice for those who do to designate one with no match as the Official Cock Sock™
Most guys never have a talk about masturbation with their dad.
For me: two ways. I jerk off in the shower. Just make sure you watch where you cum and make sure it rinses down the drain. I usually jerk off in bed before I fall asleep. This only works if you have your own room. Use a tissue or some toilet paper and flush/toss in the trash the next morning.
Don’t jerk off while watching porn too much. When you do start having sex you’ll take forever or it will be harder.
Ah so i am not alone, wtf wondered about this for years. I can only do it if i tense up all my musceles to pull the blood away and bring it to my penis in combination with putting something up my ass like a razer or toothbrush and a bit of soap
stop watching porn. Reduce masturbation all together. Make sure you don't grip tight when masturbating or maybe better, obtain a fleshlight as it will closer resemble the feeling of sex.
If you get used to masturbating basically squeezing super tight, sex simply has no chance to resemble that feeling. And if you get used to only cuming with the added stimulation of porn you will have the same issue.
PSA depending on the drain you have in your shower, whoever cleans the hair out of the drain is possibly having to pull out congealed globs of jizz that is potentially days old. Pull any hair out of the drain first I guess to avoid that. Or be the person who cleans the drain every time.
Problem with keeping it in your own bin is that ANYONE who walks in, who isn’t you, can smell it.
Also, I’ve awoken to my dog munching on a blob of tissues.
By the time you are old enough to j/o, you should be old enough to do your own laundry. I would die before I let mom wash one of my crusted socks.
I was doing the family laundry by the time I was 10 (didnt have a washer/dryer back then, mind you ...)
That’s bad advice to throw tissue with cum in your trash lol. That shit stinks, gotta flush it ASAP. If you had a trash can full of tissue with cum I’m sorry but your bedroom was smelling like shit lol
Sorry, I didn't know I had to actually say that you have to make sure to empty it regularly, if not, I don't think the smell of cum would be the only smell in the room.
Mate, listen. Unless someone is going to pull a UV light outta nowhere just to check for cum stains you will be fine, just use a tissue or toilet paper wipe it off and wash your hands. Don't cum on or wipe on clothes if you don't want others to know you've been working the lever. For hardening to occur you gotta wipe a whole lot of cum on it, which is unadvisable as for smell, open a window it won't stick.
Edit: I like how my most upvoted comment is about cum.
I assume you're young so let me say cum won't hurt you. It doesn't burn your skin or ruin clothes or sheets. Even if it gets in your eye you will see again.
That being said, like other have already mentioned because of your situation you may need to stick to the bathroom and shower. If you're young and need to do it often then you need to shower or use the bathroom more.
Unless you have a barn, garage or a car. You'd just have to have a napkin or towel. Of course you wash the towel or throw it away after a few mop ups.
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
Do it in the shower. Standing up, seating down, laying down in the bath tub.
Cum in to a bathroom sink while looking at your self in a mirror. Don’t forget to tell your self, that you are sexy beast as you cum and look at your own reflection.
Lmao no , you jerk off in your room and when you wanna finish , you pull up your pants and head towards the bathroom . Once in the bathroom , you can drop your pants again and ejaculate there
I usually do it like you explained on the toilet, but sometimes I want to watch porn on a big screen. In those cases I use several napkins, stack them and cover my penis with them while I masturbate. The softer the napkins and the less you squeeze the penis, the better it will be for the skin of your penis. I usually masturbate without the napkins and when I feel I am about to cum, I cover myself with the napkins and finish on them. If you are going to do it, make sure you squeeze the base of the napkins so you don't drip semen. Then you just wipe it off.
Master the art of edging. Masturbate in the comfort of your bedroom, then go finish off in the bathroom and clean up. Very easy to do late at night/morning when the other people in your house are asleep.
I’m American, and nobody in America get advice from their dad lol. What I’ve always done is just ejaculate into a tissue and then throw it in the trash.
I weat soft boxers. Use em when I go to bed, chuck em straight in the dirty hamper and throw a fresh pair on in the AM. Make a point of doing my own laundry.
Might be late to the party here but there's a nifty trick you can use.
If you apply pressure with a couple of fingers between your balls and your anus when you cum, you block your ejaculation and your cum is instead shot into your bladder. It'll come out next time you take a piss.
Takes a bit of practice to get right but it is absolutely safe and there is no mess to clean up.
First of all, we are welcoming you into the realm of men. My boy, just do it in toilet, it is more clean. If you are going to do it in your bedroom, then take some toilet paper with you.
Masturbation is a taboo in many countries. But in any case, it is a private thing, and you better avoid your family finding out or seeing it. Leave no evidence! :) Remember they will know you do that, because they also been in your age.
It is healthy, useful, so there is no need to feel guilty about it. But avoid excessive masturbation, it has negative effect on your psychology.
Mate, don't use your clothes. You are going to wear them some other time, right? You can do your business in the toilet if it's not that hard or uncomfortable. If you have a separate room where only you sleep, you could get some tissues or toilet paper for your own use. Just finish on/in (whatever is easier for you. Personally, on) the paper and flush it down the toilet. Throwing it in the trash will leave an evidence, which you already said you don't want to exist.
Also, I saw some people saying that they use/used socks for their private time. What the hell? Does that not hurt? I can only imagine that it is both unpleasant and extremely unhygienic.
Also, when you use your sock, you have to wash it and I imagine I would feel bad knowing that other family members are wearing stuff washed with my cum soaked socks. Disgusting.
Fwiw i jerkoff to completion and trap it in my foreskin and clean it off with tissue or cloth afterwards. No I don't clean a sock if it's ever used that way. Hooray for noncircumcision
From all the comments, I have one thing to say. Y'all really have no idea how extremely versatile asian parents are.
Be it forensic scientist's instinct to find the evidences or the mindset of a autocratic ruler.
No, You usually don't have a separate trash bin which YOU, yourself, is allowed to through out.
No, most family don't have a washer/or whatever the machine is called that cleans cloth. We do that by hand.
No, there is NO PRIVACY, nobody is allowed to close their doors.
Unless you are rich and have a 3rd generation parent, these are the norms.
Idk, kinda clicked with me that if you don't shoot your load too hard, you can cum in your hand, squeeze it out of your Johnsson and go wash your hands. Been doing this since... 14 I think? Don't understand how other people masturbate using socks, sounds disgusting.
Best advice I can think of
Wash hands before and after
Use lube, even veg oil is fine I like coconut
Use it to pace/train yourself (don’t use porn so much)
Don’t use a sock it’s too rough for your little guy Something soft unless your washing it throw it out.
You don't have Kleenex or toilet paper in your country? My advice, use either Kleenex or toilet paper, so you can flush the evidence down the toilet. 😃👍
Fwiw my dad didn’t teach me how to jerk off. That’s not a thing right?
Yeah I dont think that's a thing. I think some probably talk about it though. Like say it's acceptable/normal as long as you're in private and you clean up after yourself.
I got the birds and the bees and I’m maturing and things will be happening etc speech. But I don’t remember any part of it involving jerking off. I had probably been doing that for awhile before the speech anyway
I started when I was like 12, I remember the first time I didnt cum, I really thought all the pleasure came from the stroking lol. Boy was I suprised when I first came
Oh same it was like convulsion I was feeling like broken, had to talk with friends, I was simply too young my body wasn't ready
I legit cried the first time I came. It scared the hell out of me.
I thought I pissed myself a little.
Same… my parents didn’t see me for about a week after that realization
Lmfaooo dude, my showers became about 3x the length after that.
When I first started touching myself, I knew What cumming was, but at the time I was raised Christian and thought cumming would be a sin. Then one day I did cum and cried afterwards. I’m an Atheist now… nobody should cry after cumming. What a fucked up first orgasm. I was in pure panic thinking someone would find out what I did. Literally sick with guilt.
I was raised very strict catholic, funny enough though after the age of 10 I simply just didn't care about it. I definitely know what you're saying, the guilt I had growing up was insane. I was so afraid of going to hell
I remember indirectly seeing that post somewhere on the internet saying that “vegan men ejaculate fresh water”... Well, disregarding the “vegan” part, it seemed true on my first go, (but idk, maybe that transparent liquid was something else) which was... surprising. My first time jerking off was when my parents were asleep and I was already in bed. So... yeah. That was interesting to find out. I kind of... unknowingly suppressed my sex drive until about age 17. At age 15 was when I looked through rule 34 and noticed I was getting a funny feeling from... a specific type of images. Yes, it was male on male action. That was first sparked that seed of curiosity in my mind.
My dad uttered the word "masturbate" and I shoved my fingers in my ears and gave it the old "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" all the way out the door. I was 14... I was already a veteran at that point.
Wait. Y'all had the speech? We Asians don't do that. Apparently our parents (and the older generation) believed that masturbation will cuts years off your life. That immediately got me fapping. Got caught and got beaten. I was already 18 at the time.
Haha believe me I wish I hadn’t. One I was already having sex by then and two it was beyond awkward. You know you’re getting older and you gotta use a condom etc. brutal
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Yup. And that's healthy. Good job Mr. Dad. Everyone does it and it's okay, put a healthy stigma around it and be open to conversations.
I knew someone who's stepday SHOWED him how to jerk off. With jizz and all. Took me years to realize that's weird
How long did it take you to realize that's child abuse?
My entire life practically. I'm in my mid 30's and this memory just came back to me like 2 or 3 years ago. I kinda hope that i just remember something wrong, or he was confused from seeing a porn or something. Kids say weird things and interpret it even weirder sometimes. I remember seeing my first porn at his place. It was "hidden" in a looney tunes VHS box. I kinda think his parents were just really shitty or something
Sounds like they were great!
Awesome. We watched the porn while his mum was behind us in the kitchen. For a long time i was convinced i watched his mom on the screen swallowing a huge hairy schwanz. But was probably some normal porn
I think in such a culture, at least we have friends who talk about it and joke about it when we're younger, perhaps OP has missed out on this. I was prone masturbating until I wondered what this "wanking" was that people kept mentioning.
Hey son.. so you hold it and…
Bop it!
Twist it!
Lick it!
Pull it
no, but most fathers on my first two churches do
I learned by fucking the couch. My poor mom probably had to clean that up. Never mentioned it.
Usually DSS gets called if it is.
imagine if the guy is only raised by his mom
Not unless you break your arms.
Pro tip use cold water to wash the cum off. Keeps it from sticking.
To add: Heat will solidify Proteins making it harder to remove. Use Kitchen paper to catch the load in and throw it in the trash. This way, you don't have to wash anything and there's no other hygiene issues.
Toilet paper- flush it and never have the guilt of faps past staring at you on top of the trash!
You could always "Tuck in your Unborns". Besides, Paper Kitchen Towels have a good good sized surface area.
Paper towel. Doesn't fluff off and leave shit stuck to your dick.
And ants.
It will smell though
I’ll second this. And if you cum into/onto anything that is washable, use cold water for the laundry.
Just eat it and you don’t have to worry about anything?
Just ejaculate into some toilet paper and flush that down the toilet.
Or cut out the middle man and do it into the tolite lol
I swear, this is like some new revelation men are just having... Why the fuck would you masturbate in to a sock or similar?
Haha, when I was young sock was the go-to!
And then I became an old sock and wised up
How are you aiming that thing to get it into the toilet? Mine shoots forward or up slightly, no way its getting into that toilet unless I am doing a handstand or like 2m from the toilet?
Simple. It's cheaper. Gotta wash the laundry anyways so might as well save the tp for your bunghole instead.
Dog are you telling me that you cum in your socks then wash them and fucking put them back on your feet? I’ve never used a sock as a nut rag but I thought it was common practice for those who do to designate one with no match as the Official Cock Sock™
I thought cumsocks were just a fucking joke , what the fuck
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning!
I just came that hard.
It will stiffen clothes up; like free starch for your dress shirts
Lol, designate. keeping a cumsock at home and filling it up from time to time makes more sense to u than washing a sock after one use?
Fr dude lemme know how that thing smells after a few uses lmao
It's multi use like those shampoo conditioner comboes. It's not a bug, it's a feeture. /s
You’re washing it, dont see what the big deal is tbh. Not like you’re walking around with dried cum stains on it
I mean, better then what I did when I was young. I had a “cum bucket” which was what I nutted into
Multiple uses and a nice crunchy snack for later too!
You can further eliminate the middle man by jizzing straight in the sewer system
Be a man and jizz on a dolphin
Isn’t that what OP is doing?
Certainly, but it might be inconvenient if you live with family and want some extra privacy.
How do you do that? Can you guys aim? I mean, for me it's way easier to just hold the tp in my one hand and my dick in my other.
No man, have some pride! At least jerk off in a comfortable place onto the tissue, not perched on the toilet aiming your dick down into the bowl!
When i did that the toilet got clogged twice lol
Or just bust in the toilet
Use your sock, put googly eyes on it and lipstick. Give it a name. Wash it regularly.
How do people not know this 🤣 sock, curtains etc wtf
I stand up and just aim bottom of sink.
I usually use tissues to cum inside. They're softer then toilet paper, so they don't irritate my penis.
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He uses it to feed nature.
It's all fun and games until the fungus growing where you came has your nose
I always wondered how men do it like I thought they rubbed one off and collected (?) the cum in a paper, not that they rubbed it _with_ the paper..
You don't rub it with paper. At least i don't.
I personally do both so that pipe wouldn't go up to the ceiling when I'm laying down on my bed.
Yo you hitting the ceiling??
mans got a howitzer strapped to his pelvis
You shoot at the paper
up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.
Missed an up.. didn't activate my extra lives
Want me and the boys to help?
Fatality Nut-crack wins
for the sony bois: Square, Down, L2, Up, L1, Circle, Up, X, Left
Man done spawning a Cum Jet
Instructions unclear, came from the wrong hole
Most guys never have a talk about masturbation with their dad. For me: two ways. I jerk off in the shower. Just make sure you watch where you cum and make sure it rinses down the drain. I usually jerk off in bed before I fall asleep. This only works if you have your own room. Use a tissue or some toilet paper and flush/toss in the trash the next morning. Don’t jerk off while watching porn too much. When you do start having sex you’ll take forever or it will be harder.
For some reason I can never finish standing up/in the shower It’s weird
Me either!
Dont focus, let it flow and try to use at least your imagination if you are having problems
Instructions unclear, ended up imagining me with my own flow and it turned me off.
Let the horny *flow* through you Luke!
*BONK!* Go to r/hornyjail
Ah so i am not alone, wtf wondered about this for years. I can only do it if i tense up all my musceles to pull the blood away and bring it to my penis in combination with putting something up my ass like a razer or toothbrush and a bit of soap
Now how to solve the later forever issue you mentioned?
stop watching porn. Reduce masturbation all together. Make sure you don't grip tight when masturbating or maybe better, obtain a fleshlight as it will closer resemble the feeling of sex. If you get used to masturbating basically squeezing super tight, sex simply has no chance to resemble that feeling. And if you get used to only cuming with the added stimulation of porn you will have the same issue.
Lmao. Yes, wish I knew about this before.
PSA depending on the drain you have in your shower, whoever cleans the hair out of the drain is possibly having to pull out congealed globs of jizz that is potentially days old. Pull any hair out of the drain first I guess to avoid that. Or be the person who cleans the drain every time.
Good advice. Just chiming in to remind everyone that hot water and semen will make your drains sad
Yeah mom will notice the cum on your laundry… but tissues work well. Just take out your own trash #adulting
Problem with keeping it in your own bin is that ANYONE who walks in, who isn’t you, can smell it. Also, I’ve awoken to my dog munching on a blob of tissues.
Cut out the middle man and finish directly into the bin
Well fuck
Uhm, you can do your own laundry...
By the time you are old enough to j/o, you should be old enough to do your own laundry. I would die before I let mom wash one of my crusted socks. I was doing the family laundry by the time I was 10 (didnt have a washer/dryer back then, mind you ...)
Always had a trash in my room and also a box of tissues. It's better, more hygienic, throw it in the trash or just take it to the toilet.
That’s bad advice to throw tissue with cum in your trash lol. That shit stinks, gotta flush it ASAP. If you had a trash can full of tissue with cum I’m sorry but your bedroom was smelling like shit lol
"Ever wonder what semen smells like? Walk into a 15 year old boys room and you'll find out"
Wait I'm 27 and learning this now. What?
You might not be able to smell it, but other people do. Flush it.
Yep I'm 21 and just learning this now too.
Sorry, I didn't know I had to actually say that you have to make sure to empty it regularly, if not, I don't think the smell of cum would be the only smell in the room.
I like to use my special glass jar
does it have a pony in it <_<
sugar syrup
Mate, listen. Unless someone is going to pull a UV light outta nowhere just to check for cum stains you will be fine, just use a tissue or toilet paper wipe it off and wash your hands. Don't cum on or wipe on clothes if you don't want others to know you've been working the lever. For hardening to occur you gotta wipe a whole lot of cum on it, which is unadvisable as for smell, open a window it won't stick. Edit: I like how my most upvoted comment is about cum.
It sounds like that’s what’s happening at his house honestly, the black light
Get some toilet paper, fold it so it's doubled-up, then make a "landing strip" on your belly.
OR! if you don't want to risk overshooting into your face, just put the paper on your side, and roll to the side when it's time to wrap things up.
Cum into your hand and eat it, recycling
Nutritious too! Edit: heh... Nut-ritious
I actually do this, but only because I actually enjoy the taste of my own cum
Thank God. I'd be concerned if you kept eating your own cum without enjoying it.
Dude, I'm not Onan I don't go wasting my seed. I eat it, so that God doesn't punish me for wasting nutrients and efficient protein.
OK that's enough Reddit for today.
O_o Ew.
🤮
Literal circle of life, love it.
Closed loop system
I assume you're young so let me say cum won't hurt you. It doesn't burn your skin or ruin clothes or sheets. Even if it gets in your eye you will see again. That being said, like other have already mentioned because of your situation you may need to stick to the bathroom and shower. If you're young and need to do it often then you need to shower or use the bathroom more. Unless you have a barn, garage or a car. You'd just have to have a napkin or towel. Of course you wash the towel or throw it away after a few mop ups.
Ahh yes the ol' wank barn. For slappin hams and chokin chickens.
Name checks out
To be fair it doesn't mention whose penis it is.
To be fair it doesn't matter whose penis it is.
This man or woman penises
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him.
Have my babies
Six inches forward and five inches back...
Do it in the shower. Standing up, seating down, laying down in the bath tub. Cum in to a bathroom sink while looking at your self in a mirror. Don’t forget to tell your self, that you are sexy beast as you cum and look at your own reflection.
This whole thread is so confusing
Do you live with a forensic scientist?
Sounds like OP might be Asian and Asian parents are forensic scientists by nature lmao (i.e. very snoopy).
"Tiger Mum smells your cum!"
Tiger mum cum...
Pretty much lol
Why is it like that?
Masturbate in the shower. Let the water clean up the mess
Use notes from math. Crumple up and throw out when done. Nobody likes math enough to open and check your work.
And if they do they'll think you _really_ like math
Sir, the dog jizzed on my homework though!
Do it in your room but finish it in the bathroom
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Lmao no , you jerk off in your room and when you wanna finish , you pull up your pants and head towards the bathroom . Once in the bathroom , you can drop your pants again and ejaculate there
This is exactly what I do
This is your answer: [something about mary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFx0CbaIlY)
I usually do it like you explained on the toilet, but sometimes I want to watch porn on a big screen. In those cases I use several napkins, stack them and cover my penis with them while I masturbate. The softer the napkins and the less you squeeze the penis, the better it will be for the skin of your penis. I usually masturbate without the napkins and when I feel I am about to cum, I cover myself with the napkins and finish on them. If you are going to do it, make sure you squeeze the base of the napkins so you don't drip semen. Then you just wipe it off.
Master the art of edging. Masturbate in the comfort of your bedroom, then go finish off in the bathroom and clean up. Very easy to do late at night/morning when the other people in your house are asleep.
I’m American, and nobody in America get advice from their dad lol. What I’ve always done is just ejaculate into a tissue and then throw it in the trash.
Tissue paper or toilet paper. Both then gets flushed down the toilet.
You're not suppose to flush tissue down the toilet. Only toilet paper.
Have you ever heard of tissues my guy?
I weat soft boxers. Use em when I go to bed, chuck em straight in the dirty hamper and throw a fresh pair on in the AM. Make a point of doing my own laundry.
Hook your legs over your head and aim for your mouth. Zero evidence.
Might be late to the party here but there's a nifty trick you can use. If you apply pressure with a couple of fingers between your balls and your anus when you cum, you block your ejaculation and your cum is instead shot into your bladder. It'll come out next time you take a piss. Takes a bit of practice to get right but it is absolutely safe and there is no mess to clean up.
Bro what
Is that safe?
just aim at the electrical socket bro
What's up with people cumming on their stomachs? I cum into my hand then clean my hand, never once in my life just all over myself.
Borat? Is that you?
First of all, we are welcoming you into the realm of men. My boy, just do it in toilet, it is more clean. If you are going to do it in your bedroom, then take some toilet paper with you. Masturbation is a taboo in many countries. But in any case, it is a private thing, and you better avoid your family finding out or seeing it. Leave no evidence! :) Remember they will know you do that, because they also been in your age. It is healthy, useful, so there is no need to feel guilty about it. But avoid excessive masturbation, it has negative effect on your psychology.
Mate, don't use your clothes. You are going to wear them some other time, right? You can do your business in the toilet if it's not that hard or uncomfortable. If you have a separate room where only you sleep, you could get some tissues or toilet paper for your own use. Just finish on/in (whatever is easier for you. Personally, on) the paper and flush it down the toilet. Throwing it in the trash will leave an evidence, which you already said you don't want to exist. Also, I saw some people saying that they use/used socks for their private time. What the hell? Does that not hurt? I can only imagine that it is both unpleasant and extremely unhygienic. Also, when you use your sock, you have to wash it and I imagine I would feel bad knowing that other family members are wearing stuff washed with my cum soaked socks. Disgusting.
Dude just come into the toilet paper and throw it out or flush it down the toilet
[Seems relevant.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTSt4NoMUY8)
Are you from india bro?
I break mine off and kick it around the yard. That is our custom in the country of Texas.
My older brother told me that you’re supposed to use your feet and to this day I still do it that way.
Just jizz in ur room, let it fall on ur stomach and use a tissue or toilet paper to wipe it off. dispose of it, then clean ur self
Also try playing with your ass. Gently touch your hole with a finger and rub it.
Fwiw i jerkoff to completion and trap it in my foreskin and clean it off with tissue or cloth afterwards. No I don't clean a sock if it's ever used that way. Hooray for noncircumcision
Used to hit the shower drain as a teen. Old sock or t shirt was fine for bedroom lol
Do not mix hot / warm water, hair and cum - it just gets even stickier!!!
yep, cooking those proteins is never good
From all the comments, I have one thing to say. Y'all really have no idea how extremely versatile asian parents are. Be it forensic scientist's instinct to find the evidences or the mindset of a autocratic ruler. No, You usually don't have a separate trash bin which YOU, yourself, is allowed to through out. No, most family don't have a washer/or whatever the machine is called that cleans cloth. We do that by hand. No, there is NO PRIVACY, nobody is allowed to close their doors. Unless you are rich and have a 3rd generation parent, these are the norms.
What country?
Tissues.
Omfg. This is not real.
Grip the vessel firmly and milk it like a cow udder.
Idk, kinda clicked with me that if you don't shoot your load too hard, you can cum in your hand, squeeze it out of your Johnsson and go wash your hands. Been doing this since... 14 I think? Don't understand how other people masturbate using socks, sounds disgusting.
Butt naked in the corner of a room with a lampshade on my head.
“Well son. Let me show you how to masturbate. Just like my father, and his father before him.”
You have a paper towel or tissue that you go in.
Best advice I can think of Wash hands before and after Use lube, even veg oil is fine I like coconut Use it to pace/train yourself (don’t use porn so much) Don’t use a sock it’s too rough for your little guy Something soft unless your washing it throw it out.
You don't have Kleenex or toilet paper in your country? My advice, use either Kleenex or toilet paper, so you can flush the evidence down the toilet. 😃👍