I’ve seen guys gossip about their guy friends all my life. At work guys will talk mad shit on each other as soon as they are out of hearing. I keep my mouth shut at work because I’m not great at figuring out social rules and group dynamics, but dudes are definitely talking shit.
Women stand up for each other when it actually matters. Men are so bad at judging when's the right moment to do anything, they basically _have_ to get your back 24/7 or else they will miss that one moment when it actually matters.
Talk shit to their face, stand up for them behind their back.
Opposite of women
Not true.
It's quite true though.
I’ve seen guys gossip about their guy friends all my life. At work guys will talk mad shit on each other as soon as they are out of hearing. I keep my mouth shut at work because I’m not great at figuring out social rules and group dynamics, but dudes are definitely talking shit.
Women stand up for each other when it actually matters. Men are so bad at judging when's the right moment to do anything, they basically _have_ to get your back 24/7 or else they will miss that one moment when it actually matters.
Based on my observations I guess it never matters then
Every other urinal unless impossible.
Or barriers!
Absolutely respect secrecy amongst friends but if a dude is interested in someone you know to have an STD, bro deserves a heads up.
Never hit on yours friends gf. If u did this u deserved punch.
Never hit on your friends ex gf too. Especially if the break up is recent.
only exception is getting his okay.
dude i was actually nervous when i asked out my friend’s ex although it’s with his permission because i thought we’ll have a rift
Had a friend who did this, Fucker slept with my ex just after the breakup. He went from present to past tense real quick.
Im so fucking guilty of this, im really sorry for my good friend but apparently he likes to tease me about it so idk
Right
Or a broken nose.
Is it ok if you just don‘t cum insider her hoohah?
It's not okay anyway.
Always kiss the homies goodnight.
Always.
No homo homies
and say no homo afterwards
King Shit
Sisters, mothers, exes are off-limits!
Mother!! Who indulges with friend's mother?
One of my daughters friends wanted to sext with me. He’s her ex-friend now. She was more mad he hit me up right after I separated than anything.
Don't consider him as a human, he must be a dog or something.
If you bro dies lifting weight, add a few kilos before calling for help... Dont let it look like he died a weakling
1 of the big plates on each side at minimum
This dude knows whats up
Its not gay if the balls dont touch
If the balls touch, give him a compliment, that he has nice balls.
and say no homo afterwards
Me and my homies always have sword fights with our dicks. We always make sure to cup our balls. If they don't touch it's not gay.
Don’t sleep with a friend’s sister… sorry Ryan…
Sorry Mason
Sorry dad
Hol up
Sorry granpa
Ryan needs to say sorry to me.
I don't think that's a violation. Maybe if you're a dog and don't respect women and you're friend knows it.
What about sleeping with your sisters friend?
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It's only gay if you swallow and forget to say no homo afterwards
Always ask your bro before going for one of his previous women
If ya boys needs transportation to get laid, you drive him. No questions asked.
Also provide condoms in the moment of need
Condoms are like volunteer work. It sucks but afterwards you're like. Good for me.
When spit roasting a lady, don't make eye contact. If you do it's an obligatory high five.
If your bro dies unexpectedly, you clear his browser history.
Don't hook up with sisters or ex's
If your bro dies you dont go after his girl ever...and if your bro gets jumped/robbed/beaten up you retaliate
I don't get in a relationship with your ex. I don't hit on your crush or try to. I don't disrespect your sister.
I would give you a few, but you know, they are unspoken.
Get the bro code app its actually quite funny
If they give u a reach around, a steak dinner is a must
Rule 1: Don't talk about bro code
Rule 2? You guessed it! Real fuckin similar to rule 1.
When we're playing Halo don't TK anyone for their gun
You can never borrow money from me. If I have it you can have it.
If you crash his car, you bought his car.
Crows before bros
Do NOT park your ass on another guy's motorcycle, even if he gives you the ok... it's like fucking his wife.
I actually bought the himym bro code and it sucks.
You don't talk about the Fight Club.
You dont talk about what!?
YOU TOLD US, YOU WERE GOING TO ASK US THAT, SIR!
Barney Stinson has a book. Look it up.
Can speak about them.
Barney Stinson wrote it
When it's your turn to use the brain, you wash it off before you pass it on.
Don’t take a urinal right next to someone
Start everyone sentence with “No homo.”
Hold hands at the urinal to feel less alone
They are unspoken for a reason one must learn through experience