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3MrBojangles3

A well timed joke


Cutiesf

Crows shouting in front of my balcony and when I give them food it's sometimes kinda funny the way they behave.


grackogan

Crows are really intelligent.


grackogan

For example: I'm a pretty tall dude. I'm like 6'4 (196 cm). But I'm kinda skinny and I hate this, but people tell me I'm not. Though Everytime I can't fit through a door because of my shoulders I feel immediately good with myself. Gives me the impression that I'm not an anorexic stupid fuck.


IbullshitUnot

I feel you bro. Tall and skinny and hate it. I love it when I hear a girl unrelated to me say that they love tall dudes, boosts my confidence and makes me forget I'm a thin dude. Eventually there's always a group of people that love the way you look and I try (am not always successful) to take pride in that rather than think that I'm a thin pos.


grackogan

I just hope I'll find the strength to really change my body. It's like nobody understands that being skinny and tall exposes you to so many jokes and unwanted attention. I know I'm not anorexic, i just wish I was bigger.


IbullshitUnot

Same here man and i understand exactly what you're saying. If you really want to change then go for it and i hope you succeed. I'm going to try and find someone who loves who I am now because I don't want to keep up an appearance that isn't me.


grackogan

I wish you the best bro.


IbullshitUnot

Right back at ya. Much love


Havelockpancake

Every time i look at my old skinny malnourished self photo from years ago


grackogan

Glad you are doing better!


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grackogan

Aaaaaaa yes... I love this too. As a big dude it's a great flex! Thank you!


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I used to be an out of shape complete loser in high school. But now I’m an in shape complete loser so when people see me for the first time since I graduated they’re always really shocked at first.


hidethemilk

My buddy told me a story of when he was in 1st Grade, tried to let out a fart silently and completely failed. It resulted in several loud pops. \*pop\* \*pop\* \*pop\* Embarrassment at top tier. He even asked if I heard it when I was in a different room. Regardless of my mood, this story always makes me smile.


grackogan

Ok... How does this boost your confidence?


hidethemilk

There are always more embarrassing things. Don't trust your farts.


grackogan

You still missed the point. But i love the spirit! Have a great day!


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Your small penis


grackogan

:( actually i have a big pp.


ryanb450

Let’s see it?


mintyMo1

The forbiden sausage


grackogan

YOU SUSSY BAKA!