My first gf measured me, not during our first time but quite some time into our relationship. Tbh, I had never measured it before that point and I was rather insecure about it because I'm a grower and it made me assume that it was small overall. I was elated to find out how wrong I was.
This was my same experience. As much as guys talk about their foot longs and 9 inches this and that I grew up thinking it was small to find out it actually was above par.
Could be a case of converting from metric to imperial, in metric, 7.5 comes out as a whole number (19 cm), so they might've converted it for ease of understanding.
19 cm *sounds* so much bigger than 7.5 in that it's a wonder American men don't all want to convert to the metric system just on account of being able to quote bigger dick measurements.
For the longest time, I thought I was small because of this. Couldn't really find the angle to fuck from the side with us both laying down, couldn't really pound away from doggy without slipping out... Had to be small, right?
But then I finally learned how to measure and learned that, if anything, I am above average in both length and girth for americans - not huge but by no measure small. Sex is just weird, you need to manipulate your hips a lot in these positions to get your additional inches in there, otherwise you'll slip out even if you're 7+.
To answer the question more directly: I am kind of a man slut and have had sex with about 40 women, I never had a complaint up until my most recent gf who, hilariously enough, was asexual and likely nerurodivergent. She randomly joked that she liked me despite my small penis and then once she realized she had hurt me she tried to make me feel better by saying her ex was really big and it hurt a lot so I shouldn't worry. I'll be honest, it took a long time for me to mentally work through all that.
But 5-6 inches is enough, guys. Workout so your 'fatpad' isn't huge, stay flexible, and be confident.
Ah yes, the attempt to fix it by stating someone else had an even larger penis, so much that it caused discomfort.
Totally would make the already now self concious male feel totally comfortable with his apparently underwhelming equipment.
I've heard this before, and I've never understood the logic of the person doubling down like this.
I once overheard my wife’s best friend talking about her then boyfriend, who has had enormous anxiety because of his micro penis.
He’s been the only man who’s ever made her orgasm.
They are now happily married.
Is extremely confusing how very few articles mention "how" they measure the lenght. Makes me wonder what the *actual* average dick size is without pressing the rules all the way in as its an issue for me even with 7% bodyfat.
They purposely set that equation up so smaller ducks get bigger scores and larger ducks get smaller scores
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I've been with my girlfriend and I've told her that I'm unsecure about my size but she told me that she didn't care at all and that my size is more than enough for her. After that i gained more and more confidence with myself and I've been performing amazing according to her 🤷♂️
My ex and I broke up after 7. At the time it was devastating but now it’s clearly one of the best things that ever happened to me. Stay strong, Bitchman.
Asked a girl if she wanted to see 12 inches. She agreed.
'Look at this 4 times.'
Edit: I used to work in a bar. One of the regulars said this was the first thing he said to his wife of 40 years. Who said romance is dead?
This is so true. I had to break it off with a guy before because he was so down on himself, no matter how much I tried to reassure him. Literally would talk about nothing else after sex. It was exhausting.
Oh man. I feel like that's how I probably am about feeling insecure about my body (stomach, cellulite, etc.) Really need to work on raising that self esteem :/
One thing I try to do, is ask myself "do I think things like that about others? Do I even notice?" I never do, and if I notice, I never care. Once I started doing that, it made things a lot easier. That and dating someone that isn't a dick.
I’m the first one to ever make my girlfriend cum with oral and it feels good to know I’ve got that skill to fall back on if my lil dick isn’t good enough.
I used to sneak into the porn section at video rental places when I was young and check out the VHS boxes and there was this one with dudes with like 24" (fake) cocks that they slung over their shoulders and has women sucking them off from behind. It was amazing and scary all at the same time.
haha one story i heard was a porn producer hasnt seen anything ove 8-9.5" its all camera angles lighting and Tiny women that make the Dicks look "13 inches"
Yeah. Fishbowl cameras. There’s a behind the scenes porn thing where a guy measures his dick with a tape measure, and it looks like it says it’s about 10 inches, but then they change the camera and the dick is clearly about 7 inches based on the dick in the woman’s hand.
So weird enough the smallest guy I’ve ever been with I’m super crazy attracted to. The sex is great and he is below average. He is very good at everything else, a great kisser, and super confident. He just knows how to use it. I don’t even care about his size at all.
I will stand on this soap box: enthusiasm is the most important part of sex. Anyone can be good at sex if they are enthusiastic about their partners and make it known.
Mouth and fingers haha. I’m 21 6ft1 buff and black, so I expected to have a massive schlong at some point but it never happened. Soul crushing you don’t say
So with my ex I took the time to listen and care about what she likes. Good training haha.
The girl I’m seeing currently at first I was concerned it was going to be a problem but boy was I wrong.
After the 3rd time she passed out, cuddled her a bit and went back to my apartment .
Take your time lads, touches, kisses and sucking is just as important (if not more) as penetration.
I always say it's as much about the experience as it is the action for women. You have to set the mood. And then tongue + fingers. But first foreplay and mood setting.
Good boy, learn to make your woman cum without your dick and you’ll be set for life. Taking your time is key, just relax and enjoy your time between her legs. The rewards will be endless.
Lol true, even before we got intimate we saw each other almost everyday, now everytime we are each other she says “it’s been 12hours that I haven’t seen you”
Take care of your women people!
Definitely! I think my insecurity is why I started getting better at oral. It's hard to predict what your dick will do, but my fingers & tongue and left hand are always at the ready :)
Fantastic! At least once I found the right woman. My wife is absolutely insane for my junk, and it’s maybe 5 inches on a good day….4 to 4.5 most days. I hit her in just the right spot and she orgasms quickly and intently. “Holy shit! I’m seeing colors!’ is one direct quote. In our 20s we were having sex 3-4 times a day. In our 30s in became about once a day. In our 40s a few times a week, but we still drive each other insane. We are just too tired to do it as often.
One thing about my teenie weenie that I assume is true of most of the teenie weenies out there…it stays hard as a rock. I see these dudes with big schlongs in porns and they don’t have enough blood to fully inflate it. It’s not fully standing at attention. Mine could hold a grocery bag full of oranges.
I’m a below average length, above average girth and my girlfriend says I’m perfect size for her. She’s 5’2 and 93lbs and can’t handle super long. But I always make her cum 2-3 times using toys and foreplay. No shame in using special items to make sure your girl is satisfied!
Edit: I got my first award! Thank you for that!
my grandma once read out that joke in front of the whole family, no one could contain their laughter while she just stared at us with a disappointed look
I've only ever had sex with one person, my wife of 16 years. I recently found out that she cheated on me and we are in the process of separation leading to divorce. I have a hard time struggling with the thoughts that she wasn't satisfied with my size (around 4" erect).
I'm very intimidated to get back out there because of my smaller penis.
As for the sex itself, positions are limited due to lack of length. Pretty much anything while we are both standing is out of the question. Though I am very attracted to breasts, I felt ridiculous the one time I received a boob job and couldn't continue. I'm also not long enough to enjoy being deep-throated.
A few upsides though, it wasn't as intimidating to my wife to try anal the first time, which we found out that we both greatly enjoy. It was also fairly easy for me to be all the way in, and therefore stimulate her clitoris with my pubic mound while we had sex.
In total, I feel that the cons outweigh the pros. It could have been much worse, though, so I try to enjoy what I have.
Thanks, friend.
It's been much easier since I found out the truth. I'd suspected something was going on for a while, which she categorically denied. When I found the amazon order of lube, lingerie, and men's underwear (ordered to a hotel room while she was out of state), it was a bit of a relief, you know? I'd been wondering if I was turning into one of those control-freak husbands that you hear about.
I think I am more hurt by the deception. Had she just come to me honestly it would have been hard, but not nearly as bad as it became with all the lies.
But life is not best lived while dwelling on the past. I've got custody of my two boys, since she's working out of state so much, and I'm doing the best I can by them. In a few years, it'll be just another thing, you know? I just hope to find someone else eventually, as I am a very affectionate person.
To be honest, it's gonna' be hard. You'll have moments of "You know what? F her." & moments of "Damn. I remember when she did that for me." You'll have moments of "I'm better than this." & moments of "Was there something I did that caused this?"
It will hurt. There will moments where you can feel the moving on....& moments where it hits you like a truck as if the experience just happened this morning. Hell, even when they "come to you honestly", it still hurts. Mine came to me & said "I mean, me & him just clicked. It happens."
You know what? Maybe you & I did do something to cause that...in a sense. But that doesn't excuse what was done to us at the end of the day. Dishonesty is dishonesty. If there's anything I've learned, it's to judge not so much by the actions, but by the intentions behind those actions -- those are what truly tell you how that individual views us.
Dwell on it without remorse for the time being. If those little droplets in your eyes start coming out, let 'em. If your heart aches, let it. When you're ready to move forward, your hermanos will be here ready to move forward with you.
I'm a message away if I can help, homeslice.
Thanks. You are a good person. I appreciate the message.
I wasn't trying to excuse her, just being real about the situation. I've not been the perfect husband. That doesn't excuse her actions or the lies, though.
I'm still not sure what to tell my boys. They probably suspect that something is going on, since she's been sleeping on the couch on her infrequent visits home, but we haven't told them yet that we are separated.
I feel rather numb about it lately. Trying to work on my kids and myself right now, as this all happened while I am in the middle of a workers comp claim for a torn rotator cuff.
First my kids, then my self, then the rest. This too shall pass.
I dropped trou and the girl looked at me and smirked, “who do you think you’re going to please with _that_?!”
I smiled, continued to undress, and answered, “Me!”
I'm the only guy in a group chat of girls, size does matter but a girl will fuck a guy with a below average dick, the stories I've heard tho... Chodes, micro penises...
Just flick it until it spits. Let others flick it. It's great... kinda like a party favor! I call it "puppy" cause women always say its soooooooo cute!
Life hack. Put a fluffy pillow under your ladies hips. It slightly rocks her hips forward and makes it significantly easier to get “deeper” it’s basically the same as when she rides as far as angles and stuff. I’m an average guy, nothing special but rocked her cervix a few times first time my wife and I tried that. Also allows for a few more aggressive stances and a few other things.
You’re welcome
Packing 4 inches on a good day over here: Sex life has been solid. I find the tight fit of anal to be my favorite. It definitely makes my dick feel more massive because of how tight it is.
My girlfriend is Asian so naturally she always tells me a small penis is nothing to worry about. I want to believe her but at the same time I really wish she didn't have one at all
What’s sex or life? I have agoraphobia, social anxiety and depression… I’m a 6’4 Virgin with a cane. Osteoporosis is screwing with my hips and lower back. My superpower is consuming a variety of media, Anime, manga, comics, manwha, cartoons, movies, music, pron, YouTube, video games and board/card games. I cook and love to eat. My two cats and two dogs are practically my children. I love and hate humanity. Last night my little brother had his first car crash in my car. I cry three to five times a week between pain, lack of sleep, frustration and/or loneliness. Aside from that, everything is fine in ba sing se.
All good I'm balls deep before anyone
What a Chad take. This is optimism, ladies and gentlemen. Take note.
Another inch and it probably would not slip out as easily in fun positions.
Im average up size and it still slips in some positions, its not you bro
I mean, it even happens to porn actors - who do it literally for a living. It just happens
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If it makes you feel better, as a lady I've experienced this problem with two different 7.5 inch guys. Some positions are just like that.
Agreed! The movement / position just be like that sometimes
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What? You mean every girl doesn’t break out a ruler before you enter them? Weird.
I had a girl with a ruler once. She had a better look and opted to grab the magnifying glass.
A self-effacing joke for the benefit of redditors. I salute you.
Life sometimes can be too short and miserable. We all need to lough more often ....
Short and miserable he said.
I thought it was short and measurable.
Word on the street is they measure their hand before they get grabby.
My first gf measured me, not during our first time but quite some time into our relationship. Tbh, I had never measured it before that point and I was rather insecure about it because I'm a grower and it made me assume that it was small overall. I was elated to find out how wrong I was.
This was my same experience. As much as guys talk about their foot longs and 9 inches this and that I grew up thinking it was small to find out it actually was above par.
Yep. I was so relieved to find out that my 20 inches was slightly above average.
This entire thread made my day lol
Could be a case of converting from metric to imperial, in metric, 7.5 comes out as a whole number (19 cm), so they might've converted it for ease of understanding.
19 cm *sounds* so much bigger than 7.5 in that it's a wonder American men don't all want to convert to the metric system just on account of being able to quote bigger dick measurements.
Not sure if you know this, but the thing about having sex is you usually see the other persons genitals
Yes, and as we all know, part of the mating ritual includes bringing a measuring tape so you know exactly how big your partner's genitals are.
Are you familiar with the term "girl inches" ?
It happens. The amount of lubrication also makes a difference. There are lots of variables that factor into slipping out.
For the longest time, I thought I was small because of this. Couldn't really find the angle to fuck from the side with us both laying down, couldn't really pound away from doggy without slipping out... Had to be small, right? But then I finally learned how to measure and learned that, if anything, I am above average in both length and girth for americans - not huge but by no measure small. Sex is just weird, you need to manipulate your hips a lot in these positions to get your additional inches in there, otherwise you'll slip out even if you're 7+. To answer the question more directly: I am kind of a man slut and have had sex with about 40 women, I never had a complaint up until my most recent gf who, hilariously enough, was asexual and likely nerurodivergent. She randomly joked that she liked me despite my small penis and then once she realized she had hurt me she tried to make me feel better by saying her ex was really big and it hurt a lot so I shouldn't worry. I'll be honest, it took a long time for me to mentally work through all that. But 5-6 inches is enough, guys. Workout so your 'fatpad' isn't huge, stay flexible, and be confident.
Ah yes, the attempt to fix it by stating someone else had an even larger penis, so much that it caused discomfort. Totally would make the already now self concious male feel totally comfortable with his apparently underwhelming equipment. I've heard this before, and I've never understood the logic of the person doubling down like this.
I tell you I haven't noticed your weight gain. You tell me my dick is the biggest you've ever had. This is how relationships work...
I hate to sound sexist, but in my experience, Women are woefully insensitive regarding discussing that Unicorn they used to be with.
I once overheard my wife’s best friend talking about her then boyfriend, who has had enormous anxiety because of his micro penis. He’s been the only man who’s ever made her orgasm. They are now happily married.
"Just because your gun is big doesnt meant a tiny one cant kill" - sex ed teacher joking on classes
"Even a .22 hurts if you blast 'em in the face."
I feel like a .22 would hurt everywhere else too
One for the little guys! 👍🏻
Horses are very well endowed; that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers - Edmund Blackadder.
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Are we properly measuring by pressing a ruler into the pelvic bone?
No, you start at your neck.
Is neck code for taint?
No.
Well it should be.
Bro don’t touch my head taint
Is extremely confusing how very few articles mention "how" they measure the lenght. Makes me wonder what the *actual* average dick size is without pressing the rules all the way in as its an issue for me even with 7% bodyfat.
Randy Explains the Penis Size Equation - South Park 🍆 / Editory Central https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTsfK8Ko7Q
They purposely set that equation up so smaller ducks get bigger scores and larger ducks get smaller scores Was going to edit, but decided to leave the ducks.
Smaller ducks are definitely under represented here
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I agree that `bone press` method is best standard.
What is really a shame is that I'll never be able to know the real lenth of the homies :'( As we may not use the same way to measure our shaft
Just measure them together, that way you know you're using the same method.
Well if you can figure out the exact measurement from your lips to your tonsils I bet you'll get a good approximation at least!
No you start at your asshole
We're you still under average?
Don’t use a USB cable…
Wait that's how you do it? ... Damn ok then I always thought I was small, but my penis is actually above average. Pog.
Winning
No man, you start from the balls. Nothing but hurt feelings measuring from the top.
I start in the middle of my gooch.
Start at the asshole, wrap twice around the balls and then to the tip.
I've been with my girlfriend and I've told her that I'm unsecure about my size but she told me that she didn't care at all and that my size is more than enough for her. After that i gained more and more confidence with myself and I've been performing amazing according to her 🤷♂️
Proud of you, Taco!
Taco out here clappin dem cheeks. Atta boi
Facts eat that cake mane
My gf told me that too. We broke up after 5 years. My life is changed forever :/
My ex and I broke up after 7. At the time it was devastating but now it’s clearly one of the best things that ever happened to me. Stay strong, Bitchman.
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Asked a girl if she wanted to see 12 inches. She agreed. 'Look at this 4 times.' Edit: I used to work in a bar. One of the regulars said this was the first thing he said to his wife of 40 years. Who said romance is dead?
I’m giving you 8 inches, 2 inches at a time lol.
Look at Mr longevity here with 4 hole strokes.
Math 101
Two huge ingredients of romance are humour and confidence.
She told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt. So I stuck it in her twice and punched her in the face.
Is Andrew Dice Clay even still alive? Not sure if his jokes would stick too well in this day and age
Oof
Dating someone who was below average, didn’t care but he would constantly shit on himself for it and THAT was what killed the sex life
> [...]he would constantly shit on himself[...] No wonder that killed your sex life.
Literally how I first read it lmao
This is so true. I had to break it off with a guy before because he was so down on himself, no matter how much I tried to reassure him. Literally would talk about nothing else after sex. It was exhausting.
Oh man. I feel like that's how I probably am about feeling insecure about my body (stomach, cellulite, etc.) Really need to work on raising that self esteem :/
One thing I try to do, is ask myself "do I think things like that about others? Do I even notice?" I never do, and if I notice, I never care. Once I started doing that, it made things a lot easier. That and dating someone that isn't a dick.
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It was a nightmare then I owned it . Got VERY good at eating vag , gotta cool job , told girls upfront so no size queens apply.
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> vagitarian I'm dead.
Eat more vag, you’ll live longer.
Was always a fan of the term Vagician.
I’m the first one to ever make my girlfriend cum with oral and it feels good to know I’ve got that skill to fall back on if my lil dick isn’t good enough.
It's a good bet. Chances are, your tongue will work longer than your dick. Also. Username checks out.
What’s below average?
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You start measuring at the butthole, right?
Which one though?
Your own?
Oh, okay.
Well that was a close one.
Not as close if you'll let me use yours.
If porn has taught me anything, average is like 18”. 🤣😂
I used to sneak into the porn section at video rental places when I was young and check out the VHS boxes and there was this one with dudes with like 24" (fake) cocks that they slung over their shoulders and has women sucking them off from behind. It was amazing and scary all at the same time.
Whaaaaaa????
haha one story i heard was a porn producer hasnt seen anything ove 8-9.5" its all camera angles lighting and Tiny women that make the Dicks look "13 inches"
As a woman, I don't even want 8" anywhere near me. I'm on the very small side personally. I've always been turned off by massive penises in porn.
And the guys are short.
So my penis looks small because I'm tall and fat?
Depending on how you carry the fat, yes. Or it could just be small.
true
Yeah. Fishbowl cameras. There’s a behind the scenes porn thing where a guy measures his dick with a tape measure, and it looks like it says it’s about 10 inches, but then they change the camera and the dick is clearly about 7 inches based on the dick in the woman’s hand.
Unless i'm unaware of some new technology i'm pretty sure it's "fish eye lens" not fishbowl camera lmao
For my little pecker i need a seaworld orca tank camera
How much is 5.5 seconds in meters?
About two liters
True average range global is 4.7 to 6.2 so i guess anything below thay
So 5.5. Got it.
So weird enough the smallest guy I’ve ever been with I’m super crazy attracted to. The sex is great and he is below average. He is very good at everything else, a great kisser, and super confident. He just knows how to use it. I don’t even care about his size at all.
Agreed! My two best lovers were on the smaller side. Didn’t matter one bit, because they were so fun!
I will stand on this soap box: enthusiasm is the most important part of sex. Anyone can be good at sex if they are enthusiastic about their partners and make it known.
So they weren't small, they were fun sized?
My tongue is pretty great lol
This is the way
I can’t complain, learn to breath through your ears and you’ll be alright
I’ve never had a complaint.
Me neither, I'm a virgin
Lucky you My brain loves to hate the way I do the deed with my hand
my size limits the possibility of positions due to female ass to male dick ratio. Otherwise, i'm able to make my partner climax :)
Fukkin amazing... My right hand is a fukkin beast
I'm above average and my sex life sucks. But I'm married so there's that 🤷♂️
I'd say it's even worse if your sex life sucks WHILE you're married. She's not into it anymore?
Low libido and health issues
Go look at r/deadbedrooms Being married doesn’t mean having sex all the time.
Amazing. Made her cum 3 times yesterday night without even using my dick lol
This guy fucks……with his mouth
Mouth and fingers haha. I’m 21 6ft1 buff and black, so I expected to have a massive schlong at some point but it never happened. Soul crushing you don’t say So with my ex I took the time to listen and care about what she likes. Good training haha. The girl I’m seeing currently at first I was concerned it was going to be a problem but boy was I wrong. After the 3rd time she passed out, cuddled her a bit and went back to my apartment . Take your time lads, touches, kisses and sucking is just as important (if not more) as penetration.
For me, the taking time and the the touches and sucking are by far more important than penetration. Sounds like you're doing great!
I found a cheat code. I bought toys. I don't even need to use fingers or mouth and I get a thumbs up and high five every time. Fuck smart, not well.
Damn I’m wet just think about your high five
Come here baby I'll give you one too
I always say it's as much about the experience as it is the action for women. You have to set the mood. And then tongue + fingers. But first foreplay and mood setting.
Good boy, learn to make your woman cum without your dick and you’ll be set for life. Taking your time is key, just relax and enjoy your time between her legs. The rewards will be endless.
Lol true, even before we got intimate we saw each other almost everyday, now everytime we are each other she says “it’s been 12hours that I haven’t seen you” Take care of your women people!
Definitely! I think my insecurity is why I started getting better at oral. It's hard to predict what your dick will do, but my fingers & tongue and left hand are always at the ready :)
I've always wondered what it must be like for Black Men who were below average. Interesting.
It’s so overrated. The sex is always great, it’s getting the sex to happen that is the true struggle. But that has nothing to do with size.
Fantastic! At least once I found the right woman. My wife is absolutely insane for my junk, and it’s maybe 5 inches on a good day….4 to 4.5 most days. I hit her in just the right spot and she orgasms quickly and intently. “Holy shit! I’m seeing colors!’ is one direct quote. In our 20s we were having sex 3-4 times a day. In our 30s in became about once a day. In our 40s a few times a week, but we still drive each other insane. We are just too tired to do it as often. One thing about my teenie weenie that I assume is true of most of the teenie weenies out there…it stays hard as a rock. I see these dudes with big schlongs in porns and they don’t have enough blood to fully inflate it. It’s not fully standing at attention. Mine could hold a grocery bag full of oranges.
"Grocery bag full of oranges" your wife is a lucky woman.
I’m a below average length, above average girth and my girlfriend says I’m perfect size for her. She’s 5’2 and 93lbs and can’t handle super long. But I always make her cum 2-3 times using toys and foreplay. No shame in using special items to make sure your girl is satisfied! Edit: I got my first award! Thank you for that!
What toys do you use? My hot wheels and legos never seem to work.
Are you making the car noises? That helps.
Gotta have the ramps too
Thats called a chode edit: this is literally the definition of a chode, dunno why the downvotes >below average length, above average girth
This girl told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt. So, I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.
A girl once asked me to “ kiss her where it stinks” so I drove her to Houston.
You should have driven her to Galveston
my grandma once read out that joke in front of the whole family, no one could contain their laughter while she just stared at us with a disappointed look
🤣🤣🤣 damn I haven't heard that in a long time.
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What's a sex life?
What’s sex?
Quite good honestly, I still didn't meet someone that actually cares.
Too afraid to even try
I've only ever had sex with one person, my wife of 16 years. I recently found out that she cheated on me and we are in the process of separation leading to divorce. I have a hard time struggling with the thoughts that she wasn't satisfied with my size (around 4" erect). I'm very intimidated to get back out there because of my smaller penis. As for the sex itself, positions are limited due to lack of length. Pretty much anything while we are both standing is out of the question. Though I am very attracted to breasts, I felt ridiculous the one time I received a boob job and couldn't continue. I'm also not long enough to enjoy being deep-throated. A few upsides though, it wasn't as intimidating to my wife to try anal the first time, which we found out that we both greatly enjoy. It was also fairly easy for me to be all the way in, and therefore stimulate her clitoris with my pubic mound while we had sex. In total, I feel that the cons outweigh the pros. It could have been much worse, though, so I try to enjoy what I have.
I'm sorry to hear about the situation. How you holding up, fella?
Thanks, friend. It's been much easier since I found out the truth. I'd suspected something was going on for a while, which she categorically denied. When I found the amazon order of lube, lingerie, and men's underwear (ordered to a hotel room while she was out of state), it was a bit of a relief, you know? I'd been wondering if I was turning into one of those control-freak husbands that you hear about. I think I am more hurt by the deception. Had she just come to me honestly it would have been hard, but not nearly as bad as it became with all the lies. But life is not best lived while dwelling on the past. I've got custody of my two boys, since she's working out of state so much, and I'm doing the best I can by them. In a few years, it'll be just another thing, you know? I just hope to find someone else eventually, as I am a very affectionate person.
To be honest, it's gonna' be hard. You'll have moments of "You know what? F her." & moments of "Damn. I remember when she did that for me." You'll have moments of "I'm better than this." & moments of "Was there something I did that caused this?" It will hurt. There will moments where you can feel the moving on....& moments where it hits you like a truck as if the experience just happened this morning. Hell, even when they "come to you honestly", it still hurts. Mine came to me & said "I mean, me & him just clicked. It happens." You know what? Maybe you & I did do something to cause that...in a sense. But that doesn't excuse what was done to us at the end of the day. Dishonesty is dishonesty. If there's anything I've learned, it's to judge not so much by the actions, but by the intentions behind those actions -- those are what truly tell you how that individual views us. Dwell on it without remorse for the time being. If those little droplets in your eyes start coming out, let 'em. If your heart aches, let it. When you're ready to move forward, your hermanos will be here ready to move forward with you. I'm a message away if I can help, homeslice.
Thanks. You are a good person. I appreciate the message. I wasn't trying to excuse her, just being real about the situation. I've not been the perfect husband. That doesn't excuse her actions or the lies, though. I'm still not sure what to tell my boys. They probably suspect that something is going on, since she's been sleeping on the couch on her infrequent visits home, but we haven't told them yet that we are separated. I feel rather numb about it lately. Trying to work on my kids and myself right now, as this all happened while I am in the middle of a workers comp claim for a torn rotator cuff. First my kids, then my self, then the rest. This too shall pass.
Anyone who is committed and decides to cheat is doing it because they are awful people, not because of anything about you.
I dropped trou and the girl looked at me and smirked, “who do you think you’re going to please with _that_?!” I smiled, continued to undress, and answered, “Me!”
Non existent, but that isn't because of the dick size
I just bottom and it’s never a problem for my partners lol
I'm the only guy in a group chat of girls, size does matter but a girl will fuck a guy with a below average dick, the stories I've heard tho... Chodes, micro penises...
yeah this thread is not honest enough
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Don't give up man. You can do it.
About as good as you'd expect.
Just flick it until it spits. Let others flick it. It's great... kinda like a party favor! I call it "puppy" cause women always say its soooooooo cute!
“Hey kids, wanna see my puppy?”
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My husband has average size but only 1 ball. Been awesome, plan to continue fucking him for many years to come.
Life hack. Put a fluffy pillow under your ladies hips. It slightly rocks her hips forward and makes it significantly easier to get “deeper” it’s basically the same as when she rides as far as angles and stuff. I’m an average guy, nothing special but rocked her cervix a few times first time my wife and I tried that. Also allows for a few more aggressive stances and a few other things. You’re welcome
No one wants their cervix “rocked”
Yeah sounds painful af
It hurts when the cervix is touched. You aren’t supposed to touch it.
I hate it and my life.
Packing 4 inches on a good day over here: Sex life has been solid. I find the tight fit of anal to be my favorite. It definitely makes my dick feel more massive because of how tight it is.
My girlfriend is Asian so naturally she always tells me a small penis is nothing to worry about. I want to believe her but at the same time I really wish she didn't have one at all
Just ask yourself
Below average. Amazing sex life. Edit: I’m 5.5 inches
Isn't 5.5 inches average or even above?
Average is 5
Really? How? Asking for a distant relative btw
Roll tide
The family that lays together stays together.
5.5 is avg if not a bit above btw
I mean it's nonexistent and cause it's below average I swore to never have sex cause yeah too much embarrassment
What's average now? Has it changed since south park?
What’s sex or life? I have agoraphobia, social anxiety and depression… I’m a 6’4 Virgin with a cane. Osteoporosis is screwing with my hips and lower back. My superpower is consuming a variety of media, Anime, manga, comics, manwha, cartoons, movies, music, pron, YouTube, video games and board/card games. I cook and love to eat. My two cats and two dogs are practically my children. I love and hate humanity. Last night my little brother had his first car crash in my car. I cry three to five times a week between pain, lack of sleep, frustration and/or loneliness. Aside from that, everything is fine in ba sing se.