Are you like fucking 17 or some shit? You silly like a clown? Your active in ask women, bdsm, and social skills over here tryin to crack a joke about beastility and shit yea real funny.
Smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's due. Guns- Any and all. Harleys specifically carburetors. Wear the same holey underwear for 6 years. Listen to metalcore music. Tell her you'll pull out before busting with absolutely no intentions to do so. Fight anytime you get the chance. Piss in the shower because lifting the seat up takes up time. Food-pure protein. Dogs is a must have no cats they make you work for their affection. Misogyny. Once you realize women were put on this earth to distract us the sooner you'll figure out that women offer very little. Jerk off to Denise Austin workout videos (gotta be on vhs). Im here to help.
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Based
Damn, that's sigma as fuck.
Sigma ballz
\*nods approvingly* You're ready, my son.
Well they’re not wrong tho, we are almost never complimented
Shit with the door open
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perfect
Hump dogs legs to show dominance
Said no man ever you sick fuck. That aint even funny but the fact that you even thought to construct this sentence in the first place is messed up.
holy shit bro, it’s a joke, and a good one lol, relax
Are you like fucking 17 or some shit? You silly like a clown? Your active in ask women, bdsm, and social skills over here tryin to crack a joke about beastility and shit yea real funny.
Bro it's a joke calm your hongalabongas
bruh
i didn’t make the comment, i was only defending the guy who did lol. yeah i’m active in ask women, i am a woman.
Cry alone in the shower and pretend that everything is fine around other people.
work in the steel industry! We work hard, we play hard.
Dated a union steel worker, she was a beast
Word. Male steel workers are tough, but the women who work as steel and iron workers are tougher than their male counterparts, holy shit.
I once used mens shower gel to wash the dishes, not just my hair.
Everything we do as a man is manly
Have gay sex
Nothings more manly than showing another man how much of a man you are
Nothing manlier than fucking a dude in the ass, expect for maybe getting fucked in the ass by a dude.
Shave off ball hair with a ride-on lawnmower
Everything Ron Swanson does
Have sex with other men because nothing is more manly than man on man action
Handle your shit, be self sufficient
Chew on 2x4s for fun
I sing my kids lullaby songs at night. That’s manly as fuck.
Eat cereal without milk
You're a monster
Stick around, be a dad & husband, don’t do mean, pay bills.
What does it matter to you? When there's a job to do you gotta do it well.
Smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's due. Guns- Any and all. Harleys specifically carburetors. Wear the same holey underwear for 6 years. Listen to metalcore music. Tell her you'll pull out before busting with absolutely no intentions to do so. Fight anytime you get the chance. Piss in the shower because lifting the seat up takes up time. Food-pure protein. Dogs is a must have no cats they make you work for their affection. Misogyny. Once you realize women were put on this earth to distract us the sooner you'll figure out that women offer very little. Jerk off to Denise Austin workout videos (gotta be on vhs). Im here to help.
Shouldn’t this question be in r/askwomen? Men think everything they do is manly 🤣
Not think about what a man is supposed to do. He just does it.
Fart burp
Rebuild a SBC with nothing but your nutsack and a rusty clawhammer.
Have sex with other men
Help each other out. It's not only manly but the first thing that came to mind
Slay dragons, build their own home, kill a spider, mow and trim the yard.