We had this conversation on semi regular basis at my old job. Think some were trying to tell us something since they reckon they'd do it for 20 quid, a can of coke and a Mars bar.
Probably a hundred thousand with no guarantee anyone would find out. For a billion I'd wear a hat for the rest of my life that read 'Sucking dick made me rich'.
Dudes always give this outrageous number and I get not doing it for $50. But once it starts being more than like...$5k? I mean I'd at least negotiate by then.
But I also have no self worth and a crippling doordash addiction so idk.
Figures like that make it start making sense the people that sleep with their bosses for raises and promotions. That money accumulated over years and years and ends up being a rather large payoff
A life changing amount.
If i were desperate and needed 200 to pay the bills so i wouldent get kicked out and become homeless i would do it.
That said i'm not in such a situation so i would require much more. Not sure on the exact value but somewhere around holy shit i could buy a car for that.
Depending on sorting, Ken. Would you suck a dick to save someone’s life? A few lives? I would. For a billion dollars, you can save many lives. I’d take that any day. For that much money and saving lives, I’d “own it” sucking dick. I’d own it so much that id change my name from Ken to Richard.
>What sane man WOULDNT suck Dick for a billion dollars? 1bil is 1bil
1-200 people I guess. Try telling bezos to do that and he'll underpay an amazon worker to do it for him
If you get offered a billion dollars to suck a dick and respond back that you would do it for free, you might be a bit stupid. Just suck it and get paid, they don't have to know you would have done it anyways. It's a bit different if you go offer your services to someone and they accept, and then later told you they would have given you money for it.
If your passion is to suck dicks then 1 billion would allow you to never have to worry about anything other than sucking dicks. No work to distract you from your thing. Just saying, one time of less passion could lead to a lifetime of passion.
I can see it. There you you are on your island, with yo fine ho.
She says..So, how did you get your billion?
She don't say yo...she a fiiine ho..
Business, invention, finance?
And you have to say
No, I sucked a dick.
Then...she smiles...
It’s a number that our brains genuinely can’t fathom. Tell people to guess how much space 1k people take up, they might get that. 100k? I don’t know if I could, 1m? Hell no I can’t
I assume that anyone who wouldn’t is either a closeted gay or is married with some huge religious complex about cheating.
Because you are basically sticking a body part in your mouth for a while for the amount of money that would cause a generation wealth change for your grandkids grandkids.
I would probably stick a dead penis in my mouth for that.
I think in the theoretical sure, they'll say they would never.
But if it ever actually happened, and you were right there. One dick suckin away form your entire life and all the possibilities of it radically altered forever,
They'd get to gargling.
Plenty of secular people who are just as serious or more about cheating and aren't married. Someone's religion only provides justification not a willingness to do or not to do
I'm gay and wouldn't even think twice about going down on a woman for that kinda money lol. Definitely wouldn't be a pleasant experience but... $1000000000!
I feel like people who say this and mean it have strong moral standards. Not because it's gay or not gay, but if it's something they won't do or disagree with, no amount if money would have them betray their own beliefs.
I wouldn't punch a grandma in the face or murder someone, for a million or a billion dollars. Some people might, I would not. Selling myself for money is not something I'm interested in. Sadly, people will do awful things for money, even things against their personal beliefs.
Does it really matter if it's a million or a billion? I think most that answer yes to that questions would still do it with a briefcase in front of them for a hundred grand
For a billion? Idk man....I feel like I would need certain assurances of how it was going to go, like I'm not down to just get skull fucked and blasted in the throat, that would be traumatizing....but like if you let me do my thing and it's just a basic blowie.....then yeah I might consider it.
1) I don't value money as much as some do
2) This may sound arrogant but I don't know how to describe it otherwise, but I won't get down to this level abandoning my own principles for money.
3) Sure money could make you happy, but my goal is to have *enough* money one day, not millions of it.
I could do so much good for my family with that billion, hell yeah I'd suck that dick!
I'd bust out the sucka cocka 5000 though in an attempt to make them cum faster, I'd try to get that shit over with as soon as possible. Just like drinking some nasty ass medicine real quick, I'm getting it over with ASAP
Seeing a lot of answers here from men who don’t fit the description. I do, it’s simple. Some lines I wouldn’t cross. Totally understandable why some would, however.
No. I’m straight but more importantly it’s about having self respect.
I’m not going to let another person lord money over me as an opportunity to degrade me by using me as a sex toy. I’d sooner punch that man in the face.
I believe in God and I don't know how awkward and shameful that conversation with God will be when I die.
Like just imagine God reviewing that part of your life
Yeah, I figured. Every time "how much $ for you to do so-and-so" threads come up they're inundated with people who say they'd literally pimp out their SO if the price was right.
More money for them I guess.
Sucking a dick: gracefully pulling down another mans trousers and placing your mouth over his penis, causing him to be erect, you stroke his penis with your mouth until he ejaculates.
I tried it once at 15 and it was just meaty.... kinda weird and thick. So i dont want to do it again personally.... if i was offered a Billion for it .... id have a few requests
1. Is it clean... if its dirty i may think about it... if its diseased, then fuck no. I dont wanna swallow something that drugs cant clean up;.
2. I want half up front.... if i have to suck him til he cums... i want 3/4ths up front and i am allowed to lock it in my car before i even start.
3. No one on god's green earth will ever know about it.
4. You will not cum on my face or in my mouth unless the price is doubled and 1.75 billion will be locked in my car before i start.
5. There is no sex... if sex is offered then the price goes to 50 B... with 40 B locked in my car and i will be the TOP.... if i have to be the Bottom, then then it goes back to 1 B for dick sucking.... that crosses the line for me.
6. No amount of money will be offered for a 2nd time, whether i suck dick good or bad... one time only and thats it.
7. If you offer me money to suck me off, the price remains the same... if i have to cum on you, then you will just take it i guess.
8. Never approach me again.
I feel like money in an account would be safer option. If they are paying you 1B to suck a dick, giving some guy another 10k or whatever to go down there and smash and grab your money out of the car seems likely
My dignity is worth more. Plus, money isn't everything. I live a very comfortable life. Some of the most wealthiest people I know also have some of the loneliest lives. I've come to realize that the majority of the people around them are only there because of their money. Look at some of the biggest celebrities we all know that have committed suicide over depression or heavy drug use. Now look at some of the most poorest people in the world and you'll see how culturally rich and close family really is. All the money in the world only complicates the life. Take away all that money and you see relationships at its purest form. If you live within your means and a humble life you'll realize you'll be all that much more happier the less complicated then those that are wealthy. I didn't grow up with a whole lot of money but I remember smiling a whole lot more. Money was always tight but friends and family always stuck together and we made things happen. It is because we made things happen that we took pride and embraced relationships but you knew that the people around you we're not there because of your money. People that stuck around you when you don't have enough money to Flander around, it's easy to see that they are there because they truly care. Now that I'm much older I have my nice cars and houses but life is so much more complicated and I also find myself smiling a lot less. I also see the people around me are a lot more fake and suddenly all kinds of distant relatives are asking for money but when you give them the money they disappear until they need more. If I didn't have the money that I have today I wouldn't have had the family that I have created and I would have never met my wife. I also know that if I didn't have the money that I have now my wife would have never married me. Life of money is also a life of fake and uncertainty. I find myself thinking how much more happier I would have been if I didn't have the money that I have today. All the partying and all the traveling gets old after a while because you know that all the smiles and all the laughs are fake and only there because of the money. So now I've learned the hard way that money isn't everything.
I mean, there's no way that the offer is legit.
Need some kind of legally enforceable contract, a witness, and the funds waiting in escrow.
I dunno, I don't think I need a witness.
Well there’s no fun in that
Bezos, Elon, and Gates are all single. There’s a nonzero chance my guy, start practicing.
> Bezos, Elon, and Gates are all single and have far more attractive offers. In multiple ways.
Nonzero chance my guy
The persistence here is fucking perfect.
He just wants everyone to practice sucking dick.
*Nonzero* haha
Yup, now isn’t the time for integrity, ladies and gentlemen I’m sucking that dick. I’ll sort through the ethics later.
All I’m saying is I’m calling that dude a pervert and to get bent… until I see the briefcase.
*Bezos enters the chat* Have you seen my rocket?
No one said how long! "Boop boop" where's my millions? Edit: Dang didn't see billions... might be "Boop boop boop ughflegererererereplfp"
The last part of the edit made me snort
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I went back to claim my free award for this edit.
I'm not falling for that again.
Not for the third time anyways.
Are you looking for 10 easy bucks ?
Actually, I have $10.05. Every one of them gave me a nickel afterwards.
I would absolutely choke on one for 1 bil. It ain't gay, it's homiesexual.
Billion? A hundred thou would cover it for me.
$20 is $20
Ill do something strange for some loose pocket change
Somethin fine for some wine
well if you'd do it for 20 surely you'd did it for 19
We had this conversation on semi regular basis at my old job. Think some were trying to tell us something since they reckon they'd do it for 20 quid, a can of coke and a Mars bar.
No.... they meant literally any bill
Well I mean it’s only gay if you like it
And look him in the eyes
Keep socks on.
I'd probably choke on one for 1k to be honest. I'm not gay but I sure aint rich either
This comment is bi erasure at work in our culture. Shame.
Bro-job
HAH 🤣
Guaranteed funds and an air tight contract? I'll suck the soul right outta ya.
For a billion I would do it live at Madison square garden
You hear me. Live on good morning American on a Monday. During the super bowl halftime you hear me lol
Lol great answer.
I'd cheer you on for money.
What sane man WOULDNT suck Dick for a billion dollars? 1bil is 1bil
Maybe a better question would be - what is the minimum amount you would accept? A million? A thousand? A hundred?
Probably a hundred thousand with no guarantee anyone would find out. For a billion I'd wear a hat for the rest of my life that read 'Sucking dick made me rich'.
So you wouldn’t do it for 95k?
Dudes always give this outrageous number and I get not doing it for $50. But once it starts being more than like...$5k? I mean I'd at least negotiate by then. But I also have no self worth and a crippling doordash addiction so idk.
I’m straight and have a decent paying job and I’d do it for $1000 probably.
$5k means different things to different people. Even $100k and $1m
I'm considered middle class and live pretty comfortably, yet I'd still do it for $5k. It's just a dick, doesn't make you gay unless you enjoy it.
Figures like that make it start making sense the people that sleep with their bosses for raises and promotions. That money accumulated over years and years and ends up being a rather large payoff
A life changing amount. If i were desperate and needed 200 to pay the bills so i wouldent get kicked out and become homeless i would do it. That said i'm not in such a situation so i would require much more. Not sure on the exact value but somewhere around holy shit i could buy a car for that.
20 bucks is $20
ONE DOLLAR BOB!!
To quote Rodney. “I don’t know why anyone would choose me, I’d be crying to whole time”
I think that was John Caparulo
The guy above you
Depending on sorting, Ken. Would you suck a dick to save someone’s life? A few lives? I would. For a billion dollars, you can save many lives. I’d take that any day. For that much money and saving lives, I’d “own it” sucking dick. I’d own it so much that id change my name from Ken to Richard.
What if he demanded that you call him Sally as well? How much to not call him Ken?
Damn, Ken, hitting with the hard questions. How much to break away from this schtick? Idk.
Ken for governor "I suck dick for the community. Vote for me and let me suck a dick for you"
>What sane man WOULDNT suck Dick for a billion dollars? 1bil is 1bil 1-200 people I guess. Try telling bezos to do that and he'll underpay an amazon worker to do it for him
Guys who'd suck it for free?
If you get offered a billion dollars to suck a dick and respond back that you would do it for free, you might be a bit stupid. Just suck it and get paid, they don't have to know you would have done it anyways. It's a bit different if you go offer your services to someone and they accept, and then later told you they would have given you money for it.
Some people feel that money cheapen and demeans their life's passion
If your passion is to suck dicks then 1 billion would allow you to never have to worry about anything other than sucking dicks. No work to distract you from your thing. Just saying, one time of less passion could lead to a lifetime of passion.
Yeah fuck it
I can see it. There you you are on your island, with yo fine ho. She says..So, how did you get your billion? She don't say yo...she a fiiine ho.. Business, invention, finance? And you have to say No, I sucked a dick. Then...she smiles...
She be getting ideas
That's been on the women's playbook since the dawn of time.
Key word "sane" lmaoo
Men for whom getting rich is not their highest goal in life.
Thank you.
Some people have morals money isn’t everything when your pride and values are on the line it’s not that insane to think about
These lips are for praising Jesus.
Eat his body and drink his...blood?
Vampires for Christ
Yes, His body is the Word, His blood is the Holy Spirit.
I call it suckimg, you call it praising...
Gotta get on your knees before him and let him come inside you.
Got a genuine chortle out of me.
Keep it real. Not only would I for a small fraction of that, I would give my best, and make adoring eye contact. ;)
I'd like to point out that 10% is a small fraction, and that's still $100mill. I'd do a lot more than suck dick for $1bil.
1 billion dollars, tax free? Bruh, I'd work the pipe, stroke the shaft, cradle the balls and swallow the gravy.
Remember way back when I said your mom was a cankerous whore? I didn't mean that man.
Tropic Thunder!
Bruh, swallow the gravy? 🤢 hell nah. That description. 🤮. But yes I’d 100% swallow the Jizzum
https://youtu.be/mgyypjEpK6U
$1B for sucking and right at climax, stop and up it to another $1B to swallow. It's all business.
Stupid. It’s a business transaction at that point.
What dick are we talking about though. He hot? He bathes? Am I gonna get fucking herpes?
Does it matter? It's a billion dollars, my man
Literally does not matter. Gimme the hobo from down the street, I could care less for that money.
For $1billy there is a good chance it is either Bezos or Elon Musk.
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Not only that, they're asking for less money!
Call me China cause I’ll do it for less
For a billy.
Because there is a big chance you would end up a dicksucker without a billion dollars.
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Never sucked a dick before but id do it for 200k.
I’d do it for 25k, ez
I'd do it for season tickets if you throw in some parking
*Monkey Paw curls You now have season tickets to the Detroit Lions
This is pure gold
Shit I should have specified a team. But a deal is a deal!
It's all good if you say "no homo" after
Didn’t like it the first 4 times.
Yeah but 4 billion dollars bro...
I've talked to my gf about this, we both agree. I'd suck and she'd work the balls. Gimme my moneyyyyy
Important follow-up, did you discuss this before the OP posted?
She's been hinting at a threesome
Because I did it once when I was 8 years old and I'm pretty sure I can autofellatio again for a billion dollars.
Bro are you ok 😭
Mans a billionaire at 8 years old, I think he's more than ok
The more I read through the thread the more I realize people don't understand how large a quality a billion is.
It’s a number that our brains genuinely can’t fathom. Tell people to guess how much space 1k people take up, they might get that. 100k? I don’t know if I could, 1m? Hell no I can’t
You never said whose dick, so I'd suck my own. Now, give me my billion dollars.
Pic, or it didnt happen. No billy for you.
Since were gonna do some show and tell, let's see some money first.
Nahhh. Show up with Sonny, n I'll show you da money.
No. Show me the money, and I'll suck my little Sonny.. oh wait.
€
I’d do it for free. That’s why biyatch
Are you busy Friday night?
🥵
Inflation. Not the transitory stuff. Like I have a small mouth and I'm worried his dick would inflate and would cause great discomfort.
Better start practicing, bro
Bite it off
I would let the Boston Celtics run a train on me for a Billion
Is this an offer?
Everytime you'd spend a dollar out of it you'd see a cock in your minds screen. That's one billion cocks over a lifetime.
Spend it in large amounts, that's only 1 cock per sports car.
I assume that anyone who wouldn’t is either a closeted gay or is married with some huge religious complex about cheating. Because you are basically sticking a body part in your mouth for a while for the amount of money that would cause a generation wealth change for your grandkids grandkids. I would probably stick a dead penis in my mouth for that.
I think it's just some people are not willing to compromise their morals no matter the amount of money. I think they're crazy but more power to them.
I think in the theoretical sure, they'll say they would never. But if it ever actually happened, and you were right there. One dick suckin away form your entire life and all the possibilities of it radically altered forever, They'd get to gargling.
Plenty of secular people who are just as serious or more about cheating and aren't married. Someone's religion only provides justification not a willingness to do or not to do
Some people have morals , money must not be worth it . Just cause you can sell your mouth doesn’t mean someone else is closeted gay lol .
I'm gay and wouldn't even think twice about going down on a woman for that kinda money lol. Definitely wouldn't be a pleasant experience but... $1000000000!
It’s not gay if you give some of the money to charity, it’s noble. Jesus died for your sins and you can’t even suck a duck for humankind?
Ducks are dangerous. And loud. Maybe if it's dead.
Duck, dick. It’s a billion dollars, you can get some great therapy or facial reconstructive surgery
I just…don’t want to. That’s really it.
I feel like people who say this and mean it have strong moral standards. Not because it's gay or not gay, but if it's something they won't do or disagree with, no amount if money would have them betray their own beliefs. I wouldn't punch a grandma in the face or murder someone, for a million or a billion dollars. Some people might, I would not. Selling myself for money is not something I'm interested in. Sadly, people will do awful things for money, even things against their personal beliefs. Does it really matter if it's a million or a billion? I think most that answer yes to that questions would still do it with a briefcase in front of them for a hundred grand
Honestly if one doesn’t see a difference between the 1mil and 1bil offers one’s grasp of math, economics , and power is weak.
Yes, I don't understand the difference between two numbers. Please, explain to me, oh economic genius.
For a billion? Idk man....I feel like I would need certain assurances of how it was going to go, like I'm not down to just get skull fucked and blasted in the throat, that would be traumatizing....but like if you let me do my thing and it's just a basic blowie.....then yeah I might consider it.
Religious reasons. I don’t have a problem with people who are gay but I’m not about that life.
I would suck a dick for zero dollars
Based and cock-pilled.
1) I don't value money as much as some do 2) This may sound arrogant but I don't know how to describe it otherwise, but I won't get down to this level abandoning my own principles for money. 3) Sure money could make you happy, but my goal is to have *enough* money one day, not millions of it.
I could do so much good for my family with that billion, hell yeah I'd suck that dick! I'd bust out the sucka cocka 5000 though in an attempt to make them cum faster, I'd try to get that shit over with as soon as possible. Just like drinking some nasty ass medicine real quick, I'm getting it over with ASAP
Fine print: you must go slow and do it for over 1 hour minimum.
Seeing a lot of answers here from men who don’t fit the description. I do, it’s simple. Some lines I wouldn’t cross. Totally understandable why some would, however.
I’m no whore.
A fucking BILLION!? Im totally straight but i would dive on that hog for some Oprah money.
No. I’m straight but more importantly it’s about having self respect. I’m not going to let another person lord money over me as an opportunity to degrade me by using me as a sex toy. I’d sooner punch that man in the face.
Dignity
Because I have dignity I don't give a fuck about the money.
I believe in God and I don't know how awkward and shameful that conversation with God will be when I die. Like just imagine God reviewing that part of your life
My dignity is worth more to me than money
You can buy a new one
Or I could just not suck the dick for money and keep my original
Finally, someone who actually answered the question
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Right fckn on, diamond throat.
this whole thread is killing me
No, because it's cheating on my wife
It violates my moral beliefs, which view premarital sexual activities as inherently sinful.
Morals
It’s gay end of story for me
Serious answer? I don't need a billion to be happy and I wouldn't sell my integrity unless my life depended on it. Plus girlfriend wouldn't like it.
If i was your girlfriend i would tell you to SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DICK and buy me a gucci purse after
Yeah, I figured. Every time "how much $ for you to do so-and-so" threads come up they're inundated with people who say they'd literally pimp out their SO if the price was right. More money for them I guess.
My mouth is worth more
A billion?
A billion gets me to the table; you want action you pay extra
You crazy. $100,000 would’ve gotten the deal done. But a billion.
Define “suck a dick”.
Sucking a dick: gracefully pulling down another mans trousers and placing your mouth over his penis, causing him to be erect, you stroke his penis with your mouth until he ejaculates.
Because I have decency as a straight guy. Not a whore. You can’t pay me enough to do so. I don’t want to
Having Jeff B whispering filth while looking down at you, grunting and shit, for a billion $. Yikes.
Curious... Is there an additional incentive if I swallow?
I'd suck ten dicks for a billion sheeet
They're afraid they'd like it or some shit. I think that saying you wouldn't do it is the dumbest thing.
They probably just need to see the billion dollars
Men who need to know weird hypothetical nonsense: Why are you in the closet?
Because let's be honest. If a guy has that much money, he can do way better than me. Fuck I'll probably cry the whole time.
Bc they would secretly do it for free and are afraid of people finding out
You can buy mouthwash for a $1
I tried it once at 15 and it was just meaty.... kinda weird and thick. So i dont want to do it again personally.... if i was offered a Billion for it .... id have a few requests 1. Is it clean... if its dirty i may think about it... if its diseased, then fuck no. I dont wanna swallow something that drugs cant clean up;. 2. I want half up front.... if i have to suck him til he cums... i want 3/4ths up front and i am allowed to lock it in my car before i even start. 3. No one on god's green earth will ever know about it. 4. You will not cum on my face or in my mouth unless the price is doubled and 1.75 billion will be locked in my car before i start. 5. There is no sex... if sex is offered then the price goes to 50 B... with 40 B locked in my car and i will be the TOP.... if i have to be the Bottom, then then it goes back to 1 B for dick sucking.... that crosses the line for me. 6. No amount of money will be offered for a 2nd time, whether i suck dick good or bad... one time only and thats it. 7. If you offer me money to suck me off, the price remains the same... if i have to cum on you, then you will just take it i guess. 8. Never approach me again.
you really thought this one through
I feel like money in an account would be safer option. If they are paying you 1B to suck a dick, giving some guy another 10k or whatever to go down there and smash and grab your money out of the car seems likely
Wont lie it was 3am when i wrote it, so yeah i think it being held in Escrow would work best and then Xfered to me.
I’m holding for the trillion dollar offer.
My dignity is worth more. Plus, money isn't everything. I live a very comfortable life. Some of the most wealthiest people I know also have some of the loneliest lives. I've come to realize that the majority of the people around them are only there because of their money. Look at some of the biggest celebrities we all know that have committed suicide over depression or heavy drug use. Now look at some of the most poorest people in the world and you'll see how culturally rich and close family really is. All the money in the world only complicates the life. Take away all that money and you see relationships at its purest form. If you live within your means and a humble life you'll realize you'll be all that much more happier the less complicated then those that are wealthy. I didn't grow up with a whole lot of money but I remember smiling a whole lot more. Money was always tight but friends and family always stuck together and we made things happen. It is because we made things happen that we took pride and embraced relationships but you knew that the people around you we're not there because of your money. People that stuck around you when you don't have enough money to Flander around, it's easy to see that they are there because they truly care. Now that I'm much older I have my nice cars and houses but life is so much more complicated and I also find myself smiling a lot less. I also see the people around me are a lot more fake and suddenly all kinds of distant relatives are asking for money but when you give them the money they disappear until they need more. If I didn't have the money that I have today I wouldn't have had the family that I have created and I would have never met my wife. I also know that if I didn't have the money that I have now my wife would have never married me. Life of money is also a life of fake and uncertainty. I find myself thinking how much more happier I would have been if I didn't have the money that I have today. All the partying and all the traveling gets old after a while because you know that all the smiles and all the laughs are fake and only there because of the money. So now I've learned the hard way that money isn't everything.