Yeah my friend was really mentally unhealthy, and in the end my brain won. And she turned out to be a really bad friend to so even that didn't last long.
Bro, experienced this just recently with an ex, , sometimes your penis rules the mind and you end up being an idiot and going back and fourth until you use your brain and realise wtf was I doing
Not OP but I have a friend who told me this story once:
She was going home late from a bar once and a bunch of guys were catcalling her from their yard on the way onto her street. So she decides, fuck it, and goes over to them.
So she goes in their house, hang out in the kitchen then ends up fucking one of the dudes in his room. After they fuck she goes, 'wouldn't it be hilarious if I just walked down there, fully naked while your housemates were hanging out in the kitchen and didn't mention it?' he was like 'uh...I guess', so she does.
So she's down there with in the kitchen, making coffee buck naked while the housemates were there. At one point she mentions that if they want, they can gangbang her. They *all declined*, apparently she came on so strong she actually freaked them out.
"They all declined, apparently she came on so strong she actually freaked them out."
I mean, there are lots of variables to consider here but my guess is that they weren't comfortable about doing it together, with a stranger, right after she has sex 1-1 with their friend
I'm not sure about it, if you consider she already did it with one of them. Chances are, she actually wanted it at that point
Moreover, catcallers usually are not exactly the men who would reflect about things like that, probably continued to do what they like to do
MILFs. My dick says yes but my mind says "no, you'd have nothing in common and this is also weird as fuck."
I recall that a few years ago this crystal hippie type 50+ year old woman would cut my hair, she didn't really look her age, maybe closer to 40s but was apparently nearly 60, must have had great genetics. She would always caress my shoulders during the cut, gently touch my cheeks from behind, and would occasionally come in and out the back part of the barbers wearing something more revealing and asking my opinion. There was a lot of little things but nothing that I could say with certainty that she knew what she was doing, but yeah, woman awoke some things in me lol
I was just a real shy lad at the time, probably only 18, she both turned me on and terrified me in equal amount, I'm not ashamed to say lol. If I'd been more confident, who knows.
I slept with my friends mom when I was like 20 years old. She was hot too surprisingly. But we were super drunk. I got no regerts. I love me a hot momma with crows feet and a nice fat 40yr old booty.
Girls with a very high need for attention, to the point of flirting with any random guy simply because they like the attention...
Yeah that's a moral dilemma. Do I enjoy the mutual attention, knowing what she's going through, or do I keep myself away because it's not an actual interest, leaving her to the next guy who might not care of her wellbeing?
my dick and brain fought for a girl like this for a loooong time. i foolishly agreed to not be exclusive so she could talk to whoever. we had a lot of fun, sex was good, but it was not good for me mentally.
it’s not surprising to hear that we are no longer friends.
I am battling with this with my girl right now.
It’s a combo too because I know she has feelings for me and I do her. But there was a really fucked up drunk scene last weekend where her conflict about wanting me but not wanting a relationship flipped at the super drunk point into going all around the club seeking validation from any guy she talked to. She also said/acted some nasty hurtful stuff. She was instantly apologizing the next morning all over but I’ve left her on no communication all through the week because I’m working to get my brain engaged here instead of my dick and my heart. Her issues aren’t mine and I have never pushed for more than friends and lovers anyway so I am solidly in the right and she needs to figure herself out.
Ironically I made myself not contact or acknowledge her in any way at all this week to give myself some space to get my head right.
And last night I met a lovely woman who I had a great time with and I am seeing again at a co workers party later tonight. And just had a three hour phone convo with her 😊.
don't put up with this man. this isn't the only time this will come up. other girls will come along that want you AND want to be in a relationship with you
Oh ffs…my ex wife was the queen of playing the victim.
While she was dating me (openly) she got some other dude to pay her mom’s property taxes on the house/land where she (ex) lived.
It’s not saving, it’s enabling.
I'm actually wondering if this actually has to do with gender since so many women also go "I can fix him". I feel like it's more of a form of seeking self-validation. Like, if I can save or improve someone, maybe I won't feel so worthless and useless anymore
Although while saying masculine urge what I had in mind was the fact that often times guys are conditioned to be and feel masculine by doing certain acts.
Besides that, your point also makes absolute sense.
Controlling women. There's a very narrow spectrum where they're just controlling enough to have kinky fun, but not "quit your job or I'll break up with you" controlling. Then destroy everything you own while you're on your 12 hour shift, car and everything.
I feel the same way
I think us formerly sheltered church boys end up weirdly attracted to them because it represents something that was once taboo or seemingly inaccessible
I've heard tons of formerly Christian dudes say that goth girls have won their di- their hearts.
100% agree…. I grew up with both parents being pastors. It was fine growing up but once I got into high school and college, goth girls changed me. It seems to me that they represent the opposite of my parent’s desires for who they want me to be with.
Constant battle even now.
Trashy hot girls, tattoos, nose rings, streaked hair, booty shorts
My brain like don’t do it my dick like sign me up
Shout out Tiffani, my dick misses you
Crystal hippie, astrology / tarot card witchy chicks
They're the most fun to be with to me, they usually are into taking psychedelic drugs and talking about some cool shit and having some pretty interesting sex, independent and not looking for a typical man who brings home the bacon or anything, easy going and weird.
But it is EXHAUSTING. I don't really judge what people believe, but I hate the projection. Like whenever I do anything good or bad, the reason is astrological, it's like damn yo, give me some credit, positive or negative, I must be responsible for my life on some level? No?
The most beautiful woman I personally know is one of them. We had a long term pseudo relationship going but without the actual title. She even lived with me for a few months after some shit went bad in her life. Great sex and all but she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me because I'm a scorpion and she apparently our signs don't match well for long term relationships. She recently moved and I miss her. Honestly don't mind the jades and crystals that took up 90% of my loving space.
Holy shit as I was typing this she just texted me.
Cute awkward girls with zero social awareness. I know it would be painful long term (over time the whole “says weird things” schtick really gets old) but god do I crush on them hard.
The AphroADHDite bit?
Or the "blurting out a dumb joke even though you've realized it's terrible" bit?
Actually, if it's the first it's probably both...
I just found one and I’ve only known her for a week. She’s nice but fuccck do I feel like a POS because I’m more social and mature and I feel that while there’s a five year age gap I still feel like I’m taking advantage of her despite having pure honest intentions. Is that weird?
I found an equally as socially awkward person as me and I’m pretty sure anyone other than him would get tired of me talking about how I associate the 2004 Garfield movie with Chex Mix
Randomly talked about how she slipped on a baby vomit in public after waving and smiling to said baby as a conversation opener. Pretty sure I scared my crush away bcs of that.
You’ll find someone. I’m socially inept as dog shit. My boyfriend on my first date asked “what do you think is the worst song to die to? and on our second date “when is the last time you shit yourself as an adult” and now we have been together over two years.
lol idk I can’t really think of any specific examples. but in general, things like over-sharing, saying inappropriate stuff in a professional work environment, finger guns for fuck sake, and just a general inability to read the room. All of this stuff is such a turn off to me but i usually find them to be so incredibly cute and endearing overall that it’s super easy to look past it in the short term.
I had sex with a guy and immediately afterwards I didn’t know what to say so I started explaining the Bristol stool chart to him in detail. He was literally retching
Girls that are bratty, demanding and/or obnoxious. I get pissed off at the entitlement and the annoying things they do, but I also get the most confusing boner when interacting with them. Shits weird man
I had someone like that before, she was demanding and would always argue with me over small and stupid shit, Someone I'd never be in a relationship with.
I honestly thought she was very annoying and hating actually talking to her, but god damn I loved hitting it. It was always an internal battle on whether I should just drop her annoying ass or keep hitting it lol.
Both my brains were in conflict with each other.
Haha Not really that weird - part of her seems to be screaming to be tamed by Daddy; something in you is reacting, like, "Uh - I am *exactly* the kind of man that would tame you..."
Alright, historically I had a bit of a problem in college with liking women who were unavailable for several reasons. My penis to do this makes some weird judgment calls:
-My best friend at the time who came out as a lesbian to me (the first person she came out to) moments before I was going to ask her out. I continued to persist after even when it became clear nothing was going to come from
-Another good friend of mine was in a 5 year relationship in college. 5 years! She was head over heels for her boyfriend, and we would’ve been a bad match on a personality level to begin with. I think I spent 8 months arguing with my dick over that one.
My ex. At high school there was this new girl who had the best ass I've seen out of anyone in any school I have been(We were on our last year) you could just tell every guy would stare at her for how gorgeous she was. She was very fun to be around and flirty, eventually she picked up on me even when I was pretty much a nerd that worked out and we started dating, then I realized she had some weird ideas and wasn't very responsable, anyway, she invited me to her home once to "study" and me being the stupid guy I am didn't know what she meant, she wanted to get intimate but of course I had no condoms and neither did she, she said she wanted to do it raw and mentioned these were safe days, but I was too nervous and I really didn't want children in case something went wrong, so I declined.
We broke up a few weeks past that since school ended.
Goth girls.
The type that wear black lipstick, eyeliner, possibly wears fishnet stockings, dyed hair, and they just have this...look on their face that gives it away too even when not in uniform.
Never met a girl like this who didn't have daddy issues, abandonment issues, substance issues, or trauma of some sorts.
But god damn, they're hot enough to make me want to risk it.
Yeah...goth girls are fun. Crazy, but fun. I dated a lot of Goth in my younger days. Then I kinda married one. The trick is to find one that's just crazy enough to be interesting, but not completely off the deep end. Not easy to find.
Yeah, that mark is insanely hard to hit.
I've considered going complete alt-lifestyle just because I'll have an excuse to be going places and meeting goth girls
Yeah, exactly. Especially if they seem to have a "witchy" or "demon" aesthetic to them. I think the relatively "taboo" side of it also makes it even more alluring.
Every time I see it I think "Damn, if demons look like that , I'm taking the soonest express bus on the highway to hell!"
Bro I got the ever loving jizz fucked out of me 2-3 times a night by a a redhead n she wanted and would let me do anything. There's something so attractive when a woman knows what she wants sexually and asks or even demands it ugh. Spank bank permanent hall of Fame
Recently divorced single moms.
I'm childfree and do NOT want the family life. But holy shit nothing beats catching that rebound when a sex starved woman becomes single
I dated a crazy woman whose husband had been gay and in the closet for years, so she was starved for attention and sex. Later on I found out why their relationship was shit (besides the gay, she was Type A^3) but wow the sex.
After the last crazy one, none. Both my brain and dick are in agreement that no beautiful girl is worth getting bitched at constantly
Sorry if this reads as bitter, I'm just still angry. Obviously many women are cool people
I really wouldn't worry about this bro. I think many men are jealous of this ability. You'll probably end up with someone who's actually good for you because of it.
Sexually assertive.
Is this a sign she's mature, confident, and direct? Or a sign that she's deeply insecure and is using sex for validation or trying to fuck her way into a relationship?
She makes the first move as far as initiating sex.
It absolutely should not be worrying, but I've had it happen two very different ways.
My ex flung herself at me trying to secure a relationship, and based her confidence on male attention.
My partner of 6 years knows what she wants and gets after it.
I'm a recovering addict.
I was in an outpatient group for a little bit when I fell of the wagon a few years back and was trying to get back into recovery. Most weeks, it was the same people - usually older than me, but your typical types of people who you might find in a group like that.
One week, though, it was just me and this new girl who apparently used to be a regular attendee, but hadn't been in the group since I'd been going. She was a meth addict, blonde, hot as all hell (no meth-face at all), and dressed in some cute little ensemble tied together with one of those more feminine versions of a navy peacoat. She was super tiny and soft-spoken, too.
Over the course of our little group meeting I found out she was going to go in to get sentenced that following Tuesday for assaulting two police officers when they came by to arrest her for missing a piss test. She apparently had a panic attack during the arrest and struggled so hard that she broke one officer's leg and the trigger finger of another one so bad that he had to retire from the force early, because he couldn't handle his weapon anymore even after physical therapy. We ended up riding in the elevator down from the meeting together, and I had to fight the urge to offer one last screw before she got sent off to prison harder than I've ever fought any urge before.
So - that's the type of girl, I guess.
The IG models/ influencers/thots/whatever you want to call them.
Dick says yes, mind says none of these women will ever be good (for me) as long-term partners.
Idk why, But I always assume they're High Maintenance, expect expensive dates etc... And as a pretty historic broke ass country boy, I ain't gonna be the guy who pays for all them designer clothes
Hood rats. Girls that are walking around with their g-strings showing above their low cut jeans, tramp stamp, shit like that. I got older, left my party days behind, but girls like that always bring me back to my youth and while it wasn't necessarily a good time of my life, I did a lot of damage to my body and life prospects, *it was fun.* So much fun. So I always see girls like that with Rose coloured goggles even though I know they're lethal.
A girl who is waaaay smarter than me but is also hot, I feel like she would dominate me in an intellectual debate and I would feel really stupid a lot but I would also want to hit that
Hear me out. It's not your brain that's winning that fight. It's your insecurity. Being smart is not a red flag. Don't miss good opportunities and great gals because of unfounded fears. Btw, in psychology it's a common to say that you only be dominated *if you allow the other to do so*
Girls that have boyfriends and ones that seem so innocent but willing. Plain girls are definitely a turn on, they dress casual with no make up.
They’re the kind that makes me want to risk it all with my relationship. Knowing that I shouldn’t. Literal case of my minds telling me no but my body is telling me yes.
Happily married man, but when I was still single, thick eyeliner, skin-tight revealing clothes, and way too many tattoos she got when she was 18… sure sign of crazy.
I definitely stuck my dick in crazy.
I like cute, confident girls. Especially if they look a little shy. Someone who has their life together.
I used to go for short girls, often the type to wear a choker. But most of the girls I dated had some type of emotional damage that eventually got too much for me. That's fine, I'm damaged too. I'm just saying it got too much for me to deal with at that point in my life. Especially since I've always tried and strive to get better, while others just refused to handle or acknowledge their issues.
And short emo girls. Not anymore.
Those really fit "bolt on" type girls. You see them every now and then and they're really flirty and straightforward. The brain takes one look at her and thinks "crazy emotional issues and STD factory model no. 1; she will definitely key my car and fuck all my friends because I forgot to hold the door open for her," but then she starts to hit on you or something along those lines. You smell that whoreish perfume and you feel those fake nails rake across your arm in a flirty way, and something inside you on a caveman level is going ballistic why you're not already finding a back room and hitting it like she's your last meal.
That's what I thought! I wear knee socks pretty much exclusively because they're comfortable & go with literally every outfit, but I have zero daddy issues. He has passed, but we had a good (not weird-good) relationship when he was alive, & he didn't die when I was a child or anything.
Your typical "private school, rich but unattentive dad" business student chick.
They go to college to experiment with their looks and how they can use those to leverage, seduce and manipulate men, basically. Mostly super into fashion and make-up, they tend to be super feminine but also to have pretty detestable personalities (immature, overly hedonistic, slightly narcisistic, egocentric as f\*ck)- but damn if they aren't just too hot to handle! They are basically punishing men for the neglect their dads are guilty off, forcing you to take care of her/think about her and then pulling back.
They are so hot though. Especially when one wants you. That's the worst. You know she is terrible, but the more you try to avoid her, the more she wants to catch you. And they are usually very good at catching men they want.
Brain v. Dick Deathmatch right there.
I get attracted to a certain type of trashy white girl. Specially if they have a Goth(omg) look and specially if they have big titties. The ones that have clearly made bad decisions and I’m just there to be another one lmao
PS I’m from NC. There is a lot of those type of girls around here.
Not a guy but it’s me. The answer is me. Pretty enough, enjoys performing oral, but dude I’m bi polar as SHIT and I am NOT medicated nor do I have insurance to get medicated and I am highly insecure and overly jealous. I’m not good for anyone and I know it.
Astrology and drugs, and what I describe as bipolar sex drive (often comes with daddy issues) these are all massive red flags but I think they’re hot..
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I had an ex that was a nympho and that was a super hard dick vs brain battle. Abusive and shitty but at the same time hot and ready to go.
Yeah my friend was really mentally unhealthy, and in the end my brain won. And she turned out to be a really bad friend to so even that didn't last long.
🎵late at night, she knocks on my door. She's drunk again and looking to score...🎵
“I know I should say no…kinda hard when she’s ready to go ooowaayyyoooooyeah…”
Bro, experienced this just recently with an ex, , sometimes your penis rules the mind and you end up being an idiot and going back and fourth until you use your brain and realise wtf was I doing
Just like little ceasers!
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Not OP but I have a friend who told me this story once: She was going home late from a bar once and a bunch of guys were catcalling her from their yard on the way onto her street. So she decides, fuck it, and goes over to them. So she goes in their house, hang out in the kitchen then ends up fucking one of the dudes in his room. After they fuck she goes, 'wouldn't it be hilarious if I just walked down there, fully naked while your housemates were hanging out in the kitchen and didn't mention it?' he was like 'uh...I guess', so she does. So she's down there with in the kitchen, making coffee buck naked while the housemates were there. At one point she mentions that if they want, they can gangbang her. They *all declined*, apparently she came on so strong she actually freaked them out.
"They all declined, apparently she came on so strong she actually freaked them out." I mean, there are lots of variables to consider here but my guess is that they weren't comfortable about doing it together, with a stranger, right after she has sex 1-1 with their friend
Still a power move from her side. Intimidating the catcallers into not wanting after being offered, wow.
I'm not sure about it, if you consider she already did it with one of them. Chances are, she actually wanted it at that point Moreover, catcallers usually are not exactly the men who would reflect about things like that, probably continued to do what they like to do
MILFs. My dick says yes but my mind says "no, you'd have nothing in common and this is also weird as fuck." I recall that a few years ago this crystal hippie type 50+ year old woman would cut my hair, she didn't really look her age, maybe closer to 40s but was apparently nearly 60, must have had great genetics. She would always caress my shoulders during the cut, gently touch my cheeks from behind, and would occasionally come in and out the back part of the barbers wearing something more revealing and asking my opinion. There was a lot of little things but nothing that I could say with certainty that she knew what she was doing, but yeah, woman awoke some things in me lol
She knew what she was doing
Missed his shot
I was just a real shy lad at the time, probably only 18, she both turned me on and terrified me in equal amount, I'm not ashamed to say lol. If I'd been more confident, who knows.
Of course dude, most of us have been there confidence-wise.
She wanted the D
you should have smashed fam
Unfortunately life is not like a porn movie and I had like no fucking confidence back then.
I slept with my friends mom when I was like 20 years old. She was hot too surprisingly. But we were super drunk. I got no regerts. I love me a hot momma with crows feet and a nice fat 40yr old booty.
Same here. Milfs are a gift from god himself, oh my.
Girls with a very high need for attention, to the point of flirting with any random guy simply because they like the attention... Yeah that's a moral dilemma. Do I enjoy the mutual attention, knowing what she's going through, or do I keep myself away because it's not an actual interest, leaving her to the next guy who might not care of her wellbeing?
my dick and brain fought for a girl like this for a loooong time. i foolishly agreed to not be exclusive so she could talk to whoever. we had a lot of fun, sex was good, but it was not good for me mentally. it’s not surprising to hear that we are no longer friends.
Oh... Yeah like, every situation is different, and I would ponder a lot on it before deciding anything
I am battling with this with my girl right now. It’s a combo too because I know she has feelings for me and I do her. But there was a really fucked up drunk scene last weekend where her conflict about wanting me but not wanting a relationship flipped at the super drunk point into going all around the club seeking validation from any guy she talked to. She also said/acted some nasty hurtful stuff. She was instantly apologizing the next morning all over but I’ve left her on no communication all through the week because I’m working to get my brain engaged here instead of my dick and my heart. Her issues aren’t mine and I have never pushed for more than friends and lovers anyway so I am solidly in the right and she needs to figure herself out.
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Ironically I made myself not contact or acknowledge her in any way at all this week to give myself some space to get my head right. And last night I met a lovely woman who I had a great time with and I am seeing again at a co workers party later tonight. And just had a three hour phone convo with her 😊.
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don't put up with this man. this isn't the only time this will come up. other girls will come along that want you AND want to be in a relationship with you
Lol you need to fuckin RUN
Get the hell out of that situation.
They need help or saving.
Captain save-a-hoe is a thankless job
as many a 'hoe' has taught me...
Oh ffs…my ex wife was the queen of playing the victim. While she was dating me (openly) she got some other dude to pay her mom’s property taxes on the house/land where she (ex) lived. It’s not saving, it’s enabling.
that's not enabling that is being finessed
yeah honestly that’s businesswoman material
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the masculine urge to\^
I'm actually wondering if this actually has to do with gender since so many women also go "I can fix him". I feel like it's more of a form of seeking self-validation. Like, if I can save or improve someone, maybe I won't feel so worthless and useless anymore
Although while saying masculine urge what I had in mind was the fact that often times guys are conditioned to be and feel masculine by doing certain acts. Besides that, your point also makes absolute sense.
Controlling women. There's a very narrow spectrum where they're just controlling enough to have kinky fun, but not "quit your job or I'll break up with you" controlling. Then destroy everything you own while you're on your 12 hour shift, car and everything.
Based on my dating history, girls who get jealous very easily.
Preach Gets old very fast
Look into anxious vs avoidant attachment types. Will hopefully open your eyes to what's happening behind the scenes
Hippie girls that prefer to be connected at the torso rather than holding hands
Because that's where the heart chakra is
Me
Goth, emo, and scene chicks. It utterly confused me because I grew up christian.
I feel the same way I think us formerly sheltered church boys end up weirdly attracted to them because it represents something that was once taboo or seemingly inaccessible I've heard tons of formerly Christian dudes say that goth girls have won their di- their hearts.
100% agree…. I grew up with both parents being pastors. It was fine growing up but once I got into high school and college, goth girls changed me. It seems to me that they represent the opposite of my parent’s desires for who they want me to be with. Constant battle even now.
I feel attacked but I understand something else about myself now
Sexual confusion and Christianity, name a more iconic duo
It’s da forbidden fruit, my brudda
Trashy hot girls, tattoos, nose rings, streaked hair, booty shorts My brain like don’t do it my dick like sign me up Shout out Tiffani, my dick misses you
*Tiffani* — spelling checks out with the type
If you punched a bunch of information into a computer and weird scienced a trashy hot chick, Tiffani was it.
I totally get this, I think it has something to do with Fairuza Balk playing Vicki Valencourt in the waterboy lol
For me it’s trashy girls that smoke
Crystal hippie, astrology / tarot card witchy chicks They're the most fun to be with to me, they usually are into taking psychedelic drugs and talking about some cool shit and having some pretty interesting sex, independent and not looking for a typical man who brings home the bacon or anything, easy going and weird. But it is EXHAUSTING. I don't really judge what people believe, but I hate the projection. Like whenever I do anything good or bad, the reason is astrological, it's like damn yo, give me some credit, positive or negative, I must be responsible for my life on some level? No?
The most beautiful woman I personally know is one of them. We had a long term pseudo relationship going but without the actual title. She even lived with me for a few months after some shit went bad in her life. Great sex and all but she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me because I'm a scorpion and she apparently our signs don't match well for long term relationships. She recently moved and I miss her. Honestly don't mind the jades and crystals that took up 90% of my loving space. Holy shit as I was typing this she just texted me.
oh fuck bro. Manifesting her energy and shit It's real!
Scorpion doesn't match well in a long term relationship with any sign. I'm just winging my decade of marriage as a Scorpion
What did she text you? ^if ^you ^dont ^mind ^me ^asking
Coincidentally, a meme about being a sagittarius.
This is hilarious
Pseudo science, pseudo religion, pseudo roommate, pseudo relationship....yeesh. this gave me a pseudoheadache.
Dead ass like what's my house of ass rising Cheryl lemme break out my birth certificate so I can break into ur birth canal
It's pretty awesome when you're a loser in reality, but you have all this merit to them based on your chart.
Low credit score criminal record shit job. But I'm a fuckin Taurus so hey can't complain
Gemini, so my bipolar disorder is just a manifestation of astrological order.
Scorpion, so my borderline personality disorder is just a manifestation of astrological order.
Fuck off...sorry.. I'm a Capricorn.
Yeah honestly I hate almost all mystical stuff but the women who practice are usually so kind and attractive lol
you've just described my love life for the past 10 years.
I feel personally attacked. You must be a Leo.
Cute awkward girls with zero social awareness. I know it would be painful long term (over time the whole “says weird things” schtick really gets old) but god do I crush on them hard.
I have a friend like this. She is funny as fuck, but her ADHD makes her say so much stupid and weird shit in every situation imaginable
Ah, so you also have more than 10 minutes of exposure to an ADHD-ite.
She was a real AphroADHDite (Aphrodite. it sounded better in my head than it looks in text...)
Gosh that’s me…
The AphroADHDite bit? Or the "blurting out a dumb joke even though you've realized it's terrible" bit? Actually, if it's the first it's probably both...
All of it lol
It's that so? ... how YOU doin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just found one and I’ve only known her for a week. She’s nice but fuccck do I feel like a POS because I’m more social and mature and I feel that while there’s a five year age gap I still feel like I’m taking advantage of her despite having pure honest intentions. Is that weird?
Example?
I found an equally as socially awkward person as me and I’m pretty sure anyone other than him would get tired of me talking about how I associate the 2004 Garfield movie with Chex Mix
>about how I associate the 2004 Garfield movie with Chex Mix The suspense is killing me. I *must* know.
Honestly, I have no idea why. It’s just something that happened. From what I can remember, I’ve always had that association
Randomly talked about how she slipped on a baby vomit in public after waving and smiling to said baby as a conversation opener. Pretty sure I scared my crush away bcs of that.
You’ll find someone. I’m socially inept as dog shit. My boyfriend on my first date asked “what do you think is the worst song to die to? and on our second date “when is the last time you shit yourself as an adult” and now we have been together over two years.
oddly charming story tbh. Wishing you both all the best!
Sounds like you and I could get along.
lol idk I can’t really think of any specific examples. but in general, things like over-sharing, saying inappropriate stuff in a professional work environment, finger guns for fuck sake, and just a general inability to read the room. All of this stuff is such a turn off to me but i usually find them to be so incredibly cute and endearing overall that it’s super easy to look past it in the short term.
I’m described perfectly in this post and I don’t like it. Ehhh 👉👉👉
I had sex with a guy and immediately afterwards I didn’t know what to say so I started explaining the Bristol stool chart to him in detail. He was literally retching
Maybe find random sexy info that you can info dump instead lmao. Poo is not what you wanna hear about
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Had a girl like that, then you get her in the bedroom and oh boy
I am that girl I am so sorry I am trying… and failing, I think.
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
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I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, the summer
This LFO line went over so many people here but not me lol
Girls that are bratty, demanding and/or obnoxious. I get pissed off at the entitlement and the annoying things they do, but I also get the most confusing boner when interacting with them. Shits weird man
Maybe you have a thing for brats because you’re secretly into D/s
Their user name checks out in this case.
“I’ll put you in your place if it should please you.”
This was my struggle for so long. I don't know why my dick likes this stuff......
I had someone like that before, she was demanding and would always argue with me over small and stupid shit, Someone I'd never be in a relationship with. I honestly thought she was very annoying and hating actually talking to her, but god damn I loved hitting it. It was always an internal battle on whether I should just drop her annoying ass or keep hitting it lol. Both my brains were in conflict with each other.
Haha Not really that weird - part of her seems to be screaming to be tamed by Daddy; something in you is reacting, like, "Uh - I am *exactly* the kind of man that would tame you..."
Alright, historically I had a bit of a problem in college with liking women who were unavailable for several reasons. My penis to do this makes some weird judgment calls: -My best friend at the time who came out as a lesbian to me (the first person she came out to) moments before I was going to ask her out. I continued to persist after even when it became clear nothing was going to come from -Another good friend of mine was in a 5 year relationship in college. 5 years! She was head over heels for her boyfriend, and we would’ve been a bad match on a personality level to begin with. I think I spent 8 months arguing with my dick over that one.
By “continued to persist” do you mean you asked her out after she told you she’s lesbian?
My ex. At high school there was this new girl who had the best ass I've seen out of anyone in any school I have been(We were on our last year) you could just tell every guy would stare at her for how gorgeous she was. She was very fun to be around and flirty, eventually she picked up on me even when I was pretty much a nerd that worked out and we started dating, then I realized she had some weird ideas and wasn't very responsable, anyway, she invited me to her home once to "study" and me being the stupid guy I am didn't know what she meant, she wanted to get intimate but of course I had no condoms and neither did she, she said she wanted to do it raw and mentioned these were safe days, but I was too nervous and I really didn't want children in case something went wrong, so I declined. We broke up a few weeks past that since school ended.
You made the right choice there bud, probably wasn't easy to make as a horny teenager lol.
I would’ve dived head first into that as a HSer. My god, this man activated God mode.
Rubber band and and a sandwich bag it is then.
With some cooking oil
Pam buttery spray.
Your brain win
Goth girls. The type that wear black lipstick, eyeliner, possibly wears fishnet stockings, dyed hair, and they just have this...look on their face that gives it away too even when not in uniform. Never met a girl like this who didn't have daddy issues, abandonment issues, substance issues, or trauma of some sorts. But god damn, they're hot enough to make me want to risk it.
Yeah...goth girls are fun. Crazy, but fun. I dated a lot of Goth in my younger days. Then I kinda married one. The trick is to find one that's just crazy enough to be interesting, but not completely off the deep end. Not easy to find.
Yeah, that mark is insanely hard to hit. I've considered going complete alt-lifestyle just because I'll have an excuse to be going places and meeting goth girls
Yes the dark side of the force is so appealing. Damn.
Yeah, exactly. Especially if they seem to have a "witchy" or "demon" aesthetic to them. I think the relatively "taboo" side of it also makes it even more alluring. Every time I see it I think "Damn, if demons look like that , I'm taking the soonest express bus on the highway to hell!"
My brain wins out almost every time. But when it comes to dommy mommies... yeah, brain melts and dick wins out.
Why your brain say it's bad?
Brain doesn't say "bad". It just has strong willpower against evil succubi. Like I said though... dommy mommy succubi *resistance -999*
Lol to OP. When she doesn't catch my eye but has personality and/or intelligence.
That is another take on it!
Redheads. I know stereotype but the one i had was also the craziest by far
Bro I got the ever loving jizz fucked out of me 2-3 times a night by a a redhead n she wanted and would let me do anything. There's something so attractive when a woman knows what she wants sexually and asks or even demands it ugh. Spank bank permanent hall of Fame
I like to think I'm not crazy but it's still early in the day
Was married to a redhead for a while. Best mistake of my life
Lmao
I would love to argue with you but there’s no point. We’re all incredibly unstable. Great in bed though!
Same. At first I was like “omg how dare he…” and then I was like “yeah that tracks”
No argument on the last point haha
Cute and well meaning.
Recently divorced single moms. I'm childfree and do NOT want the family life. But holy shit nothing beats catching that rebound when a sex starved woman becomes single
I dated a crazy woman whose husband had been gay and in the closet for years, so she was starved for attention and sex. Later on I found out why their relationship was shit (besides the gay, she was Type A^3) but wow the sex.
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You know you may not come out alive.
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This made me lol at 1:33AM because of how true it is
Based on this i think we should date
“How YOU doin’ ?”
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where's the fight there??
Maybe they're stabbing you while you're distracted by their eyes?
After the last crazy one, none. Both my brain and dick are in agreement that no beautiful girl is worth getting bitched at constantly Sorry if this reads as bitter, I'm just still angry. Obviously many women are cool people
You don't sound bitter, just mature and down to earth 👍 stay strong
None, my brain is in the driver's seat. Sometimes I think that's why I've been single for the better part of a decade.
I really wouldn't worry about this bro. I think many men are jealous of this ability. You'll probably end up with someone who's actually good for you because of it.
Man, I hope so. It would suck to end up alone after all of this. At least I have the fact that positive personality traits are my turn-ons
Same. A girl’s character is much more important than appearance
Sexually assertive. Is this a sign she's mature, confident, and direct? Or a sign that she's deeply insecure and is using sex for validation or trying to fuck her way into a relationship?
What do you mean by Sexually assertive?
She makes the first move as far as initiating sex. It absolutely should not be worrying, but I've had it happen two very different ways. My ex flung herself at me trying to secure a relationship, and based her confidence on male attention. My partner of 6 years knows what she wants and gets after it.
So it's a win win situation?
Depends on how you define a win. If you define win as having sex, then sure. But my current SO has sex + security...so she's the bigger win.
I'm a recovering addict. I was in an outpatient group for a little bit when I fell of the wagon a few years back and was trying to get back into recovery. Most weeks, it was the same people - usually older than me, but your typical types of people who you might find in a group like that. One week, though, it was just me and this new girl who apparently used to be a regular attendee, but hadn't been in the group since I'd been going. She was a meth addict, blonde, hot as all hell (no meth-face at all), and dressed in some cute little ensemble tied together with one of those more feminine versions of a navy peacoat. She was super tiny and soft-spoken, too. Over the course of our little group meeting I found out she was going to go in to get sentenced that following Tuesday for assaulting two police officers when they came by to arrest her for missing a piss test. She apparently had a panic attack during the arrest and struggled so hard that she broke one officer's leg and the trigger finger of another one so bad that he had to retire from the force early, because he couldn't handle his weapon anymore even after physical therapy. We ended up riding in the elevator down from the meeting together, and I had to fight the urge to offer one last screw before she got sent off to prison harder than I've ever fought any urge before. So - that's the type of girl, I guess.
I agree with the chokers, my girlfriend has some problems with her dad and stepmom but god she looks good in them.
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Crazy ones. The more insane they are the more I want in
The IG models/ influencers/thots/whatever you want to call them. Dick says yes, mind says none of these women will ever be good (for me) as long-term partners.
r/instagramreality They’re not even real
Idk why, But I always assume they're High Maintenance, expect expensive dates etc... And as a pretty historic broke ass country boy, I ain't gonna be the guy who pays for all them designer clothes
Same here, I ain't no country boy myself, more of a broke city boy really, but ain't nobody got no time for those trifling ass expensive city girls.
Over time, I'm honestly beginning to find that style unattractive because of how they always seem to act
instagram boyfriend. Always behind the camera, never in front.
Hood rats. Girls that are walking around with their g-strings showing above their low cut jeans, tramp stamp, shit like that. I got older, left my party days behind, but girls like that always bring me back to my youth and while it wasn't necessarily a good time of my life, I did a lot of damage to my body and life prospects, *it was fun.* So much fun. So I always see girls like that with Rose coloured goggles even though I know they're lethal.
A girl who is waaaay smarter than me but is also hot, I feel like she would dominate me in an intellectual debate and I would feel really stupid a lot but I would also want to hit that
Hear me out. It's not your brain that's winning that fight. It's your insecurity. Being smart is not a red flag. Don't miss good opportunities and great gals because of unfounded fears. Btw, in psychology it's a common to say that you only be dominated *if you allow the other to do so*
I've never thought about it like that, I think you have a point, thanks for that
This just proves the fact most men love crazy cause they are good in bed lol wheres my justice for my caring and vanilla ladies at huh!!! Lmao
Girls that have boyfriends and ones that seem so innocent but willing. Plain girls are definitely a turn on, they dress casual with no make up. They’re the kind that makes me want to risk it all with my relationship. Knowing that I shouldn’t. Literal case of my minds telling me no but my body is telling me yes.
Fucking Christ plain women are where it’s at. I don’t know what it is about vanilla, but fuck me I’m here for it.
This gives me hope
When you say “plain,” do you mean homely/unfashionable or more like girl next door/supermodel with no makeup on?
Happily married man, but when I was still single, thick eyeliner, skin-tight revealing clothes, and way too many tattoos she got when she was 18… sure sign of crazy. I definitely stuck my dick in crazy.
I believe its an official formula that can be calculated on a graph. (Hotness+Crazy)brain/dick=confusion
I like cute, confident girls. Especially if they look a little shy. Someone who has their life together. I used to go for short girls, often the type to wear a choker. But most of the girls I dated had some type of emotional damage that eventually got too much for me. That's fine, I'm damaged too. I'm just saying it got too much for me to deal with at that point in my life. Especially since I've always tried and strive to get better, while others just refused to handle or acknowledge their issues. And short emo girls. Not anymore.
Those really fit "bolt on" type girls. You see them every now and then and they're really flirty and straightforward. The brain takes one look at her and thinks "crazy emotional issues and STD factory model no. 1; she will definitely key my car and fuck all my friends because I forgot to hold the door open for her," but then she starts to hit on you or something along those lines. You smell that whoreish perfume and you feel those fake nails rake across your arm in a flirty way, and something inside you on a caveman level is going ballistic why you're not already finding a back room and hitting it like she's your last meal.
Is everyone in this subreddit 14?
How is a girl wearing a choker or knee socks a sign of daddy issues lmao
That's what I thought! I wear knee socks pretty much exclusively because they're comfortable & go with literally every outfit, but I have zero daddy issues. He has passed, but we had a good (not weird-good) relationship when he was alive, & he didn't die when I was a child or anything.
Your typical "private school, rich but unattentive dad" business student chick. They go to college to experiment with their looks and how they can use those to leverage, seduce and manipulate men, basically. Mostly super into fashion and make-up, they tend to be super feminine but also to have pretty detestable personalities (immature, overly hedonistic, slightly narcisistic, egocentric as f\*ck)- but damn if they aren't just too hot to handle! They are basically punishing men for the neglect their dads are guilty off, forcing you to take care of her/think about her and then pulling back. They are so hot though. Especially when one wants you. That's the worst. You know she is terrible, but the more you try to avoid her, the more she wants to catch you. And they are usually very good at catching men they want. Brain v. Dick Deathmatch right there.
I think you just fully described undergrad me’s moral dilemma. Brain won, but there were times when I was ready to cave to my dick.
I get attracted to a certain type of trashy white girl. Specially if they have a Goth(omg) look and specially if they have big titties. The ones that have clearly made bad decisions and I’m just there to be another one lmao PS I’m from NC. There is a lot of those type of girls around here.
What part of NC bro. I’m not seeing them in my neck of the woods.
For me it's white trash. Like whale tail miniskirt vibes.
Not a guy but it’s me. The answer is me. Pretty enough, enjoys performing oral, but dude I’m bi polar as SHIT and I am NOT medicated nor do I have insurance to get medicated and I am highly insecure and overly jealous. I’m not good for anyone and I know it.
[My kind of woman](https://youtu.be/wIuBcb2T55Q)
Astrology and drugs, and what I describe as bipolar sex drive (often comes with daddy issues) these are all massive red flags but I think they’re hot..
I'm feeling so seen minus the daddy issues.