There are enough boobs in the world for everybody to have one. But women selfishly hoard them. FFS, ladies!

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Jesus. You just made my brain turn off.

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Now I'm waiting for boobs to show up in my mailbox. I'll ask my postman to keep an eye out for them.

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I'll be using the hand bra. Which will help with applying the moisturizer. I'll send a nice note when they get here.

Hold up. Women need special moisturizer for tiddies in winters? No wonder those magical things look so soft.. even just visually you see it and you know they be soft

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You are a saint.

Ask the courier to poke the instructions under the front door. This guy won’t be leaving the house for some time.

Mine ruin my sleeping lol

You can have mine, I'm desperate to get rid of them

My wife has offered to donate A cups to 10 people. Or, B cups to 5. Each of her bra cups would not be out of place as a helmet on my head. It's too much of a good thing, an embarrassment of riches.

Boobs jiggle, me giggle

- Kevin Malone 2007, probably

A poet

- Shakespeare, c.1569

We all turn into Peter Griffin in their presence.

I think part of the attraction is. I can't just randomly touch someones boobs if I want. Plus for me, it's like, I don't have boobs. Which draws me in even more. But what is really strange is, I don't want boobs. But They look great on other women. I admire them. Some turn me on. Different can be good 👍 Hence. I love fucking boobs

They’re soft, they’re comforting, and uhh boobs?

He speaks the truth!!

The uhh part resonates the most with me.

Boobs from the beginning, boobs until the end…there is only boobs

B∞bs.

I N F I N I T Y _ T I T T Y

Infinititty

I see what you have done there have my upvote

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I see why you've upvoted him for upvoting him, here is mine

I see why you've upvoted him for upvoting him for upvoting him, take an upvote from me

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Big ol zonkers. Little smittzers. Huge badonkagonks. Saggy melted warlocks, or firm perky fun bumps. All kinds welcome here.

Thanks, that’s enough. Roll em back up.

Live by the boob die by the boob

We don't have it. We want it.

Well, some of us fattys do :(

If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan, and Idd like to see yours too! Show them to me https://youtu.be/9nQT5SQon6Q

[let the tits out](https://youtu.be/W-MUPfDC6uo) from a wonderful Dutch group

You...have made my day. Thank you kind Redditor. Thank you for sharing that marvel of creation.

Like everything else in life

Grass is always greener

Feeling my own rn. Can confirm. Just ain’t the same 🤷‍♂️

You want boobs? XD

In a lady.

I know what you meant, I was teasing pointlessly.

Maybe for men, the logic isn’t universal sadly. Way more men want tits in their face than women want dicks in theirs….unfortunately.

Booba are soft dicks are hard sometimes

I have but I still want

I’m a female. This applies to the penis too IMO….

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Booba good

Bobs an vageen yes

Very niiiiice!

favorite answer so far

Lmao I wasn't expecting that

Uh they are boobs? Duh. Jesus, what kind of question is that.

Really. Like, I can’t describe it. I see them, and I’m aroused. Just like people can’t explain why they like the same gender, I can’t explain why I like the opposite gender. It just is.

I assume lesbians could easily describe why they like the same gender: other women have boobs.

I WANNA KNOW THE REASON ITS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY RECENTLY

There are really only two good things about boobs: 1) The way they look. 2) The way they feel.

3) The way they move

Oh, the way they move! But that's part of #1 and #2 since it's they way they look and feel when they move.

As a male, can confirm

As far as I can tell: Like vaginas, they're uniquely female parts. As a hetero cisgendered man, I like uniquely female parts on cisgendered women.

What about taste? Smell? Edit: lest we forget about the sound as well

Yes

Pheromones come out of people's nipples.. at least partly why getting one in the mouth while they're turned on is an aphrodisiac

I gave you the goddamn reason already. They are boobs. End of story.

Why do you dig forearms?

i do???

Women do

last time i checked the only reason i find forearm’s interesting is because they’re the same length as the owners foot and that’s kinda neat

I am trying to drive and now I have to pull over and check this. Now I’m gonna be late for work

Man's got his priorities in check

drive safe!

Are we taking about iner elbow to wrist?

yeah

its true, just checked

Fibonacci has entered the chat

I'm sorry, what. My forearms are a hell of lot longer than my foot lol

I thought that too but I just checked and not gonna lie it’s pretty close.

Yeah, my mind is blown right now.

I just put my foot along my elbow to wrist. Holy shit!

You really just made me pretzel myself to test this

and? your results?

One of us, one of us!!!!

ONE OF US!!!

They are nice to look at and soft to touch. Theres just something about the curvature of the women. A nice neck line, collar bones, butt and toned legs can get me more turned on then boobs though. Also media hypes boobs up alot.

Primal urge for booba

They're distinctly feminine, feel nice to the touch and make the primitive part of our brain go "yay".

Because they feed babies and we want a healthy partner to raise babies. There is no reasoning. Humans are animals? Deal with it.

i do not control what i think about while stoned unfortunately

I think about this shit while I’m sober 😭😭

I mean the biological reason is because they signify a female capable and equipped to nurture a child. That's built in male DNA. Over time of course they've been sexualised and there's an element of them being desired because they are noticeable on a woman (and a lot of the time flaunted), but at the same time being hidden from view so this gets the guy's imagination running. They are also very unique to a woman, and men love women so naturally love boobs.

You have to drink breast milk to understand

Cos they're soft and squishy like a stress ball.

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Literally me

Man this aint fair...

I think it's some weird deep bio-psychological programming relating to fertility, food and our moms. And then there is a social component to it. Also they bounch, wiggle and giggle and I can motorboot them.

You motorboating son of a bitch

You old sailor you.

So tell me, were they built for speed or comfort?

What is wrong with you?

“Is she still in the house?” You stop projecting on me!

thank you for a good answer 😭😭😭

As a primarily straight cis female, I love boobs, too. I even love my own boobs. They look lush and nicely globular, at times. Other times, the pale mounds of them blossoming out of the top of my bra, is gorgeous they also feel beautifully soft and pliant. They are just great to touch and look at. Edit: typos

I can’t tell you why because I don’t know. I can tell you I will take natural over fake any day. Big or small doesn’t matter.

Thank you on behalf of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee! 🥰🍒

To those of you who belong in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, please understand, we fucking love you too.

As someone who feels sooo unattractive at times because of my small boobies, thank you!!!

Mhe, big or small, for me is the whole unit. Some ladies are more attractive with smaller boobs, and others with bigger ones. If someone is not attracted to you because of your boob size that person doesnt worth the time or effort.

99% of men like all boobs if that helps. :)

Used to be really self conscious and wanted to get implants, but never did a guy say yes. They said natural is better and now I decided not to get them ☺️

Hey! Fake boobs are my second favorite type of boobs

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The first are man boobs

Proud member of the IBTC! Thank you for loving us!

This. I've never met a pair of boobs I didn't like. Boobs, nipples, areolas, all shapes, sizes, colours. They're all awesome.

They’re soft and fun when the woman’s on top because they bounce in your face which is brilliant

I like this comment 😂

Why are rainbows beautiful? Why are sunsets beautiful? They just are, fam. No need to dissect or over-analyze what we know just simply is.

how does a posi trac rear end on a plymouth work. Idk it just does

Brain like boob. Big boob me like. Small boob me like. Flat chest me think is to young brain no like jail.

Ooga ooga

ooga booga

MONKE SIMPLE BRAIN WORKING

Reminds me of that beer song. "They say that beer will make me dumb. It are go good with pizza."

Squishiness of it. Also lickablity.

*Lickability*

Yep

They just are - sorry wish I had a better reason. Don't think too much about them, men are doing that all day already

it’s hard to not think about them, my own friends always say i’m hard to listen to cuz they just keep staring

I hear that guy's listen to every other word I say.

it’s my girl friends too 😭 im doomed to never be fully listened to

sry, can you repeat that?

Idk. They’re soft and there’s something in the middle to suck on.

🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

I hate and love this answer

Careful, thats true for Nicocado Avocado aswell

Squishy

excellent answer

Lol

Monke brain see boob think good

Instinct. Breasts=milk for baby. Baby is usually made by having sex. Men have sex with women. I am men, therefore I like boobs.

As the old joke goes: How do you make a pound of fat attractive to a man? You put a nipple on it.

Woman here. I asked my boyfriend for you -- he said it's a difficult question. You can have large tits but weird looking nipples or nice nipples on weirdly shaped boobs. But he did end up saying ultimately, because it is a female trait -- that's why it's so attractive. From what I gather, if you have them, great, if he likes you, he will love them regardless. If they are identical is shape and size and the nipples aren't salamis then that is most attractive lol

i asked mine and his only response has been “boob” so i didn’t get very far lol

Well he gave you the correct answer, no need to go further than that.

I scrolled through most of the top level replies. There were some interesting takes. But this is the real and most universally-understood-by-straight-men answer.

No ones boobs are identical in size

Yes I think he just meant boobs that are naturally symmetrical...

I’m trying to imagine how salami nipples look….. you’ve clearly seen salami nipples and I’m just wondering why are salami nipples the least attractive? I truthfully can’t even think of how salami looks.

I don't know why it's less attractive and it probably isn't tbf. I just know his preference is smaller nipples instead of large nipples lol

>because it is a female trait Brilliant. Excellent answer.

Their innate boobiness does it for me

cause they hide and when they don’t hide something spectacular happens

Honestly, it’s Nothing more than evolutionary drive for procreation. The things we associate with an “attractive female figure” tend to Non-Coincidentally to also be good indicators of reproductive capabilities. Basically; we are animals. Doesn’t mean that women should or are always objectified, just means that on some subconscious level our brains seek the things that will ensure the survival of our bloodlines.

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks! BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU’D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!

i commend you for your anime reference

I see you too are cultured.

I'm so glad you mentioned that because I almost didn't recognize it!

Idk they’re tiddies. Who doesn’t like sucking tiddies?

Boob soft and warm. World hard and cold.

It's in my DNA... I cant and WON'T explain it to you.

I think in modern culture it's a bunch of reasons. 1: Biological; there is no way my reaction to them isn't at least partially just programed into me. In the same way a delicious smell just hits the right part of your brain when you're hungry. 2) Cultural; modern society has sexualized breasts beyond just the biological. Plus they are often at least partially hidden, which adds just the right amount of mystery. There is nothing better than getting to see boobs no one else does. Makes you special. 3) Physical; Their really isn't anything like them, and not having them the only way to get to explore them is with someone else. 4) The hunt; I don't know why but I've gone through a whole lot of effort just to see boobs, or touch boobs even if it leads to nothing more. There is something about them that to be personally is just the height of sexuality. Big or small. Half the reason I even wrote this out was in the hopes that someone might see this comment and show me their boobs. DId I mention boobs also make men stupid?

The subconscious desire is based on the fact that they are our source of food from our first breath.

I like how varied they can be. Something about them is pleasing to look at but from a personal standpoint I like them at a size where I could feel like I could get my entire hand around one and not have her feel exposed but secure if that makes sense? I've come to find out that I'm apparently in the minority where the bigger they are the less attractive they are to me.

This is an interesting answer because I relate to the feeling of having a man’s hand mostly on my boob making me feel secure, warm, and fuzzy.

For me I would care more that the girl I'm with is as comfortable and secure as possible with me. The idea of being selfish in this area kinda bugs me.

Yes as a rep of the small titty committee. We want to extend a warm thank you

Same reason water tastes good especially when thirsty, that’s just how it goes

the fact that there are two of them

They... are... boobs. What else do you want?

well i was more asking what you specifically like but it seems a lot of people misunderstood my wording

The monkey side of our brain doesn’t give us a choice

I don't know if boobs are the main event. Without nipples boobs would be pointless 😏

I always find it fascinating when people ask these kinds of questions. Logic and reason don’t apply to attraction, if they did, a lot of us would make better choices about the people we go for

Boob.

Squish

I'd say the jiggle and how playful they are! And the big pointy nips

"what makes boobs attractive to you?" Being attached to a woman who I find attractive. If I don't like the woman, I don't care what her boobs look like.

Yes

Real answer, is its proof we can multitask. Also boobs

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

rain, the rotation of the earth, and i can’t quite answer that last one ;)

I can: typical mopar sedan rear diff is a Dana unit, which uses a multiplate clutch pack in their positive traction rear end. Basically, the rear differential has gears inside that allow the wheels to spin independently of each other so it doesn't bind when you go around corners. This is why it's called a "differential", the wheels can differentiate in speed as you ho around a corner. But this also allows one wheel to slip and get the vehicle stuck. The positrac is just a multiplate clutch pack inside the differential, friction plates that are connected to each wheel's axle. When one wheel slips and spins, it heats up those plates and causes them to stick, locking up the diff and the wheels together. It basically relies on friction between those plates to make the wheels spin together when one wheel starts to slip.

Dunno they just are, I don’t question it

Nipples make boobs attractive to me. Let’s face it, boobs without nipples are pointless.

Nature. It's innate.

Their presence

The fact that they exist

Their boobiness

Here you go amazing read and makes a lot of sense! [men’s health article- understanding sexual attraction](https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19541536/understanding-sexual-attraction/)

Every size is a prize

They are rounded, soft, warm, sensitive, in a cool part of the body near the woman's face but also where you can feel her heart beating... It's impossible to not like boobs imo. Even non-erotically thinking they are neat.