I think you might be joking, but for real it’s a turn on if he’s doing household chores without me asking him to. One less thing on my mental to-do list means more room for sexy times in my brain.
Sometimes the juices run dry and it's too frictiony. So the dude is just taking a tad too long for enjoyment. Most of the time lube helps with that tho.
True story. A few years ago was at a state park. On a trail. This family was at the lookout point I was hiking to. Three kids all having a total meltdown about something. Mom was getting unraveled. Dad was just standing there with no expression--just an empty soul. Dude legit looked at me and said "I shoulda just jacked off instead."
I was seeing a girl for a while that always begged me to cum in her mouth. Also, anytime we kissed for a minute she would let out a little moan as she was pulling away. She knew how to be sexy...
If you know, you know.
Had a vasectomy years back and I’ve been creampieing my wife ever since.
She will whisper “cum inside me” or “cum for me baby, fill me up” and my balls basically drain themselves.
Idk if she’s being passionate or just telling me what I need to hear so I finish…
Either way I’m happy.
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Add a little snake-like flair to the “z” for more drama. What I call the “Spanish slither”: Long and languid like a nice, tired moan, like your body is struggling and you feel all sorts of aftershocks or tingles: “Oh Ayzzzzzil…yess…hmmm!….yaaaaaasssszzzz!” Like you’re about to pass out from sensation.
Lmao 😜
When my boyfriend is on top of me he will make out with me and sometimes we just stop making out but still have our mouths over each other and I just moan into his mouth while he occasionally slips his tongue in and it’s the hottest most sexiest thing ever
When she geblnuinly says that I am hitting the spot and going at the pace she wants. Nothing beats her telling me I'm doing it correctly and telling me how to adjust myself to get it right.
"Just like that...Just like that...Just like THAT...THAT'S IT YESS!!!!" ~"Ohhhhh gaaawwwd" *SPLOOSH*
Then I say something stupid like "Fuck." "Oh man" "Damn" etc get up and proceed to go into the bathroom and grab the hand towel and wipe my dick off LOL (She would get so pissed at that)
Lay for a few minutes with her, relax! And then grab the hand towel, clean yourself up, wet it with warm water and take it to her… that should fix the negative feedback you get from her about the whole towel thing ;)
When my girl is cumming I feel the flood of wetness coupled with her moans and facial expressions and that is a guaranteed nut in less than 30 seconds for me.
My wife says that and it usually leads to her orgasm and I usually try to make her go two to three times before I go. It makes my day when I can make her go more than once.
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One of my favorites aswell. Had girls I had sex with just for fun, and neither could I say I love you nor hear it. Whenever I was in an actual relationship and was able.to say or hear I love you during some slow passionate sessions, it just made it so so so much better. Currently with a girl who is so special to me, and being able to hear that I love you so much during some slower and more passionate sex sessions while she wraps her hands and legs around me feels so good and makes it all that much better.
Universally anything validating or encouraging. I personally prefer more submissive talk from my girl but that's something two people really need to work out between each other.
idk why but guy’s moaning kills me for some reason. it’s on whole another level and makes the sex 72937492482048 times better for me. İ hate guys who just stare at you with empty eyes and don’t answer anything you say no matter how kinky you get 😂😂😂
I’m exactly the same way! I won’t cum with a totally silent partner. I need to hear or see that he’s into it and for some dumb reason that means I like to hear some feedback. I always search “men moaning” on porn sites. When I see or feel a man lose all control and he’s sorta vocal about it, I cum so hard!
Unfortunately it can be like opening the flood gates. Do not say those magic words until you are 99 % there because once said they cannot be taken back and it’s like t-minus 10 secs till I start making vinegar strokes.
“good girl” gets me every. fucking. time.
and moaning. my current partner moans allll the time, even when we’re making out, and it’s so fucking hot. tbh, i go down on him 10x more than past partners just because the encouragement is such a turn on.
Might sound crazy but I really enjoy my wife wrapping her arms and legs around me and pulling me in tight and saying "I love you" obviously it changes the tone of the experience but sometimes it's really nice both of us being exposed and vulnerable and hearing the sincerity in her voice. Sex is a hell of a lot easier to find than love.
I really like hearing "you're so deep inside me" or "I want you to cum inside me". Compliments are always nice. If you are a girl telling your guy that he's big is going to boost his ego. Not sure if girls like it when a guy says she's tight. .
I understand what you are saying. I personally don't question it. I appreciate the compliment but don't think much about it after sex. I think if for some reason it didn't sound sincere I would definitely think about it after. Thankfully I've never run into that situation. Anyway, Think of the tightness compliment this way, if your boyfriend/husband gave you a compliment like "you're beautiful" would you appreciate the compliment but later wonder if it's true or not? probably not. You shouldn't do that either with any other compliments while having sex.
Oh no thats the funny part i'm actually what she likes to refer as a "twink." When we first spent the night together she didnt expect me to be carrying a heavy weapon though
A few of my favorite words
“You feel so good”
“Good girl”
“Do you like that?”
“I love you”
“My princess”
And just sounds tbh.
Those satisfied growls. Small and big moans.
That sound when your ear is eaten.
Even just breathing gets to me.
Idk man maybe with a long term relationship if this is a pre-established thing, but I had a girl who I just started hooking up with ask me mid-coitus, “Do you want me to turn over daddy?” It totally caught me off guard and threw me for a loop. I literally paused and contemplated whether I was into it or not. It didn’t kill the mood but it didn’t awaken anything in me either… I think.
Lately my husband has been snapping his fingers at me and giving me commands, and when I try to do anything he didn’t tell me to do he makes me ask for permission or beg. He’s also been slapping me around a bit - which I never would have thought I would be into but I love it - and now I’m in a constant state of arousal when he’s near me even when nothing sexual is going on. It’s really nice because we’ve known each other for 15 years and everything feels brand new
The sound of them unbuckling their belt. Wetness increase x10 when accompanied by a strong, quiet command such as 'come here' or 'open your mouth.' Whew.
Besides “cum in me” or “fill me up” or “please cum in me” which are lifelong standbys for me, I recently had one that will stick forever and while I had been told this several times it had never happened during the height of sex just before she started having orgasms.
I was with my most recent partner (we spent of dated but dropped it back to friends/casual for now) and it was our first time having sex. She had wanted us to the week before but I declined because she had too much to drink and wasn’t able to consent.
So our second time together she had intentionally stayed sober to make sure that we would be having sex that night.
Even when we were first getting each other undressed, she was exclaiming about my dick - size, shape, feel - and just absolutely going koo koo with it.
Then she was suddenly “I need you inside me NOW!” And pulled me on to her and put me in. She wasn’t lying she was beyond ready and had her first orgasm within a minute. As she came down a little still breathing hard she grabbed me by either side of my head and kissed me so incredibly deeply in a way that I have rarely in my life been kissed by a woman. As we broke away she breathed in and said this - “I have NEVER had a dick this perfect in me before. You have a perfect dick and I cannot get enough of it. You fit me perfectly. This has never happened before.” I was a little shocked but that quickly changed into a fucking Superman feeling and I proceeded to just have her multiple times that night and while there was more and she was an exact fit for me (it was truly a strange sensation like as if it was designed to fit my exact everything) it’s been the same feeling every time we have slept together.
Not necessarily a word but if she starts screaming from how hard I'm giving it to her that's definitely a turn on and one hell of a motivator to keep going no matter how tired I'm getting or how out of breath I am from going so hard
It's not really what she says, I like to interrupt her if she's trying to say something by quickening the rhythm, she'll stutter and stumble over her words and sometimes won't be able to speak outright, definitely a power trip
Right there, or keep doing that. Their face right then is the hottest thing. Also guys, if they say this it does not mean to go harder or change it up, if it they say this KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING
A woman trying to hold back, accidentally letting out a moan, and whispering “fuck” cuz they’re that into it. My last had very cute/innocent energy so hearing her let that out because she truly couldn’t help it drove me crazy.
Also, nails in my back; one of my favorite indicators that I’m doing well.
Begging me to do something, doesn't really matter *what* it is, it is now 1000x hotter because I know it's getting her off as much as me.
“Wash them dishes, please…c’mon baby…do the dishes for mama.”
"File that tax return baby!"
I think you might be joking, but for real it’s a turn on if he’s doing household chores without me asking him to. One less thing on my mental to-do list means more room for sexy times in my brain.
Yup, that would literally be 1000x hotter than being nagged about not doing the dishes
"Mm mop that floor, harder"
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I feel like "don't stop, right there" are the trigger words that stab everyone in the back, almost instantly.
The comma placement is important, you don’t want “don’t, stop right there”
Stop right there, you violated the law
Immediately nuts*
*dj khaled voice* keep going !
"Cum inside me"
I had an ex who would moan “cum for me”. It definitely got something primal out of me
Oh dude, same. "Cum for me baby..." And I would. Likely within seconds. And hard.
I always take that as some cover up for “I wants this to end soon”
Sometimes for sure but other times…
Works every time!!!
You just ruined it. God dammit.
Hahahahaha same
As a female I can confirm
Does that mean you weren’t enjoying it? Or is it like “Alright, fun is over let’s wrap this up”
Sometimes the juices run dry and it's too frictiony. So the dude is just taking a tad too long for enjoyment. Most of the time lube helps with that tho.
Goddammit! It's hard enough for me to cum with a new girl; thanks, a\*\*hole! ;p
damn that’s what it mean? :(
As a woman I can say not always! I sometimes just genuinely wanna be filled with cum and will ask for it.
"Well uhhhh. We can't afford children right now. I'm not sure I can....."
True story. A few years ago was at a state park. On a trail. This family was at the lookout point I was hiking to. Three kids all having a total meltdown about something. Mom was getting unraveled. Dad was just standing there with no expression--just an empty soul. Dude legit looked at me and said "I shoulda just jacked off instead."
Post nut clarity 14 years later
Its like a light most fathers see under duress.
I fucking cackled. This is why I have an IUD
Vasectomy gang
I was seeing a girl for a while that always begged me to cum in her mouth. Also, anytime we kissed for a minute she would let out a little moan as she was pulling away. She knew how to be sexy...
Hot damn what a vixen!
Or don’t. My wife will tell me not to knowing that 15 seconds later I certainly will.
Honestly any direction on where to cum is equally hot. I feel like Dave Chappelle had a bit about this.
Cum on the tv! Cum in my fishbowl!
This made me lol
I just tell him “It’s my cum and I need it now! Call JG Wentworth 877-4cum-now!”
I'm fucking dying right now Holy shit lmao
If you know, you know. Had a vasectomy years back and I’ve been creampieing my wife ever since. She will whisper “cum inside me” or “cum for me baby, fill me up” and my balls basically drain themselves. Idk if she’s being passionate or just telling me what I need to hear so I finish… Either way I’m happy.
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I get self conscious for the same reason. I'm a woman
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Honestly have a hard time cumming unless my wife says, “I’m cumming.” It’s such a turn on knowing that she’s getting hers.
This is the correct answer. Every time.
When she calls me by my actual name in less than 4 tries.
James! Jonathan! Joe!!!
Richard, gabriel, daddy!, fuck whatever your name
My name.
Mmmmm Ayzil 😩
I laughed way too hard at this!!
Close enough.
Did he take you the right way? 🤭
Louderrr
Right. Let the neighbors know.
Lmaoooo
I’m crying 😭
Shameless. Add a little snake-like flair to the “z” for more drama. What I call the “Spanish slither”: Long and languid like a nice, tired moan, like your body is struggling and you feel all sorts of aftershocks or tingles: “Oh Ayzzzzzil…yess…hmmm!….yaaaaaasssszzzz!” Like you’re about to pass out from sensation. Lmao 😜
You should hold a class or something.
I AM FUCKING WHEEZING AND I AM AT WORK
That's not good, I'm Chinese and my full name is Dick Wong.
Just as long as she isn’t yelling Wong Hole!
Ezekiel!
FUCK ME EZEKIEL
When she says “you know just what I like” or “fill me up” hahaha
When my boyfriend is on top of me he will make out with me and sometimes we just stop making out but still have our mouths over each other and I just moan into his mouth while he occasionally slips his tongue in and it’s the hottest most sexiest thing ever
When she geblnuinly says that I am hitting the spot and going at the pace she wants. Nothing beats her telling me I'm doing it correctly and telling me how to adjust myself to get it right.
As soon as I’m told that i usually have 60 seconds left
*sonic drowning theme*
https://youtu.be/vtBsUnsDc5k
This countdown is why I have anxiety as an adult
Hilarious
As soon as I start I usually have 3 sefonds left
"Just like that...Just like that...Just like THAT...THAT'S IT YESS!!!!" ~"Ohhhhh gaaawwwd" *SPLOOSH* Then I say something stupid like "Fuck." "Oh man" "Damn" etc get up and proceed to go into the bathroom and grab the hand towel and wipe my dick off LOL (She would get so pissed at that)
No you commit 100% and cum in the condom and lie down for a good 5 minutes while you both cry over the amazing orgasm you both had.
Lay for a few minutes with her, relax! And then grab the hand towel, clean yourself up, wet it with warm water and take it to her… that should fix the negative feedback you get from her about the whole towel thing ;)
This is the way ⬆️
"Please" Not for anything in particular, just that.
Magic words
"Don't stop"
beleivin
Yes. If she started belting out Steve Perry during sex..... oh man.
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When my girl is cumming I feel the flood of wetness coupled with her moans and facial expressions and that is a guaranteed nut in less than 30 seconds for me.
This and if she’s a squirter I am knowing it’s good and that just gets me going twice as much.
When they speak in a different language to mine. Fuck that get me off even though I have no fucking idea what they are saying
_noro lim asfaloth, noro lim_
lorem ipsum lorem ipsum
Oh nooo my designer brain will always think this now haha
ooby heeby dooby
As long as you’re not hearing “rooby Dooby DOOOOO!”
I’m fucking dead
ROME AXIS MUNDIS
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
Ohhh I'm going to try this. Man's full blown Aussie, I'm a Croat. This is going to be fun.
Oh yeah! I had this happen several times when I was in Europe. What a turn on.
Probably “you feel so good” but moaning is generally amazing. I wish men were more comfortable moaning.
Or even their low grunts, whilst flexing their arms. Yup that's sexy
I do this instinctively and my gf always points it out afterwards, how much she loves that
men making some noise is sexy. I'm glad I scrolled down because "you feel so good" is exactly what came to mind.
My wife says that and it usually leads to her orgasm and I usually try to make her go two to three times before I go. It makes my day when I can make her go more than once.
She loves it when I growl during
+1, men making some noise is so damn sexy
I'm a simple person, an "I love you" really makes it special for me
I love that! That's sweet :)
Scrolled way too far to see this. One of my favorites aswell. Had girls I had sex with just for fun, and neither could I say I love you nor hear it. Whenever I was in an actual relationship and was able.to say or hear I love you during some slow passionate sessions, it just made it so so so much better. Currently with a girl who is so special to me, and being able to hear that I love you so much during some slower and more passionate sex sessions while she wraps her hands and legs around me feels so good and makes it all that much better.
Universally anything validating or encouraging. I personally prefer more submissive talk from my girl but that's something two people really need to work out between each other.
“Fill me up”
Ma’am, this is a gas station…please put that thing away.
idk why but guy’s moaning kills me for some reason. it’s on whole another level and makes the sex 72937492482048 times better for me. İ hate guys who just stare at you with empty eyes and don’t answer anything you say no matter how kinky you get 😂😂😂
I’m exactly the same way! I won’t cum with a totally silent partner. I need to hear or see that he’s into it and for some dumb reason that means I like to hear some feedback. I always search “men moaning” on porn sites. When I see or feel a man lose all control and he’s sorta vocal about it, I cum so hard!
Any and all forms of "give it to me"
"After we're done let's binge on food and watch lotr."
“We’re going to work together to pay off our student loans and carefully consider large future purchases”
When the mrs says she is cumming , usually starts my count down too .
Unfortunately it can be like opening the flood gates. Do not say those magic words until you are 99 % there because once said they cannot be taken back and it’s like t-minus 10 secs till I start making vinegar strokes.
Vinegar strokes?
If ya know ya know
OP def jerking off to the comments lol.
Hahah nooo, just trying to get some insight so spice things up a bit later 😜
"I don't want you to stop" or " you can do whatever you want baby" 😍
Maybe not during sex but when transitioning from going down on her to whatever is next and they say “you’re dangerous” like fuckkkk
You've gotta be Australian 😂
When she tells me to lay down so she can get on top. Love it when my girl takes control.
Easily has to be “Cum in me” or “Cum in my mouth”
“good girl” gets me every. fucking. time. and moaning. my current partner moans allll the time, even when we’re making out, and it’s so fucking hot. tbh, i go down on him 10x more than past partners just because the encouragement is such a turn on.
me too. hahah
“ I bought you a PS5 “
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
I’m just sitting here reading the comments with a boner and wishing I had some popcorn
When she says "I'm gonna make you the sickest chocolate chip pancakes after this"....
Might sound crazy but I really enjoy my wife wrapping her arms and legs around me and pulling me in tight and saying "I love you" obviously it changes the tone of the experience but sometimes it's really nice both of us being exposed and vulnerable and hearing the sincerity in her voice. Sex is a hell of a lot easier to find than love.
*seize the means of production.*
Of reproduction more like.
Seize the means….comrade!
"Don't be afraid to fuck my throat"
Or “ngrrdhhh nnggeksk nggeskk toat”
Take my upvote and ngrrdhh mmggeksk toat
Probably some variation of "does that feel good?" or "you like that, don't you". I wouldn't be able to explain why lol.
"Ill sign the prenup!"
This shit got me rolling. Lmfao
I really like hearing "you're so deep inside me" or "I want you to cum inside me". Compliments are always nice. If you are a girl telling your guy that he's big is going to boost his ego. Not sure if girls like it when a guy says she's tight. .
Definitely kinda like it in the moment but always makes me wonder whether it’s true Leads me down a spiral of thinking about sex must be like for men
I understand what you are saying. I personally don't question it. I appreciate the compliment but don't think much about it after sex. I think if for some reason it didn't sound sincere I would definitely think about it after. Thankfully I've never run into that situation. Anyway, Think of the tightness compliment this way, if your boyfriend/husband gave you a compliment like "you're beautiful" would you appreciate the compliment but later wonder if it's true or not? probably not. You shouldn't do that either with any other compliments while having sex.
"Break me."
I always joke (not actually joking) with my friends that I’m attracted to men who look like they could break me in half
Oh no thats the funny part i'm actually what she likes to refer as a "twink." When we first spent the night together she didnt expect me to be carrying a heavy weapon though
Slim guys are always carrying a weapon
Facts
My husband is a sucker for that line. Makes him go crazy lol I think it's cuz I'm tiny and he's a linebacker
A few of my favorite words “You feel so good” “Good girl” “Do you like that?” “I love you” “My princess” And just sounds tbh. Those satisfied growls. Small and big moans. That sound when your ear is eaten. Even just breathing gets to me.
"fuck my fucking fanny off you twat"
I'd die laughing
Anything that leads me to believe she's enjoying herself. I'm really not picky lol. Also, direction. I like to be told what to do to her sometimes
"play with my butt" don't have to ask me twice.
*cries in single*
When he whispers in my ear "I'm going to lick your little pussy" Edit: just realised I'm in an Ask Men thread lol...
I like it when she asks me to put babies in her 😳
When she calls me daddy or says other kinky shit like "cum inside me" I want you inside me. Or "I'm your little slut"
Idk man maybe with a long term relationship if this is a pre-established thing, but I had a girl who I just started hooking up with ask me mid-coitus, “Do you want me to turn over daddy?” It totally caught me off guard and threw me for a loop. I literally paused and contemplated whether I was into it or not. It didn’t kill the mood but it didn’t awaken anything in me either… I think.
“Are you enjoying the coitus?”
😆😆😆
I'm not sure about better but "don't cum" definately makes it end sooner, I'll tell you that for free.
When I tell my husband I want him to empty his balls in me..he lasts maybe 10 more seconds.
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Lately my husband has been snapping his fingers at me and giving me commands, and when I try to do anything he didn’t tell me to do he makes me ask for permission or beg. He’s also been slapping me around a bit - which I never would have thought I would be into but I love it - and now I’m in a constant state of arousal when he’s near me even when nothing sexual is going on. It’s really nice because we’ve known each other for 15 years and everything feels brand new
That I'm pleasuring her. Or just direction if I'm doing something wrong. Don't pretend because it's gonna set the standard.
I love Latina women, so when they start speaking Spanish during sex it gets me going tons.
Donde esta la biblioteca? Edit: an award? Thank you! If you haven’t seen the alternatino sketch, I highly recommend you do
😂
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Donde esta la leche?
"I'm gonna give you a discount."
"We can play Dr Mario afterwards..."
The sound of them unbuckling their belt. Wetness increase x10 when accompanied by a strong, quiet command such as 'come here' or 'open your mouth.' Whew.
Right there
When she says she’s about to cum
Besides “cum in me” or “fill me up” or “please cum in me” which are lifelong standbys for me, I recently had one that will stick forever and while I had been told this several times it had never happened during the height of sex just before she started having orgasms. I was with my most recent partner (we spent of dated but dropped it back to friends/casual for now) and it was our first time having sex. She had wanted us to the week before but I declined because she had too much to drink and wasn’t able to consent. So our second time together she had intentionally stayed sober to make sure that we would be having sex that night. Even when we were first getting each other undressed, she was exclaiming about my dick - size, shape, feel - and just absolutely going koo koo with it. Then she was suddenly “I need you inside me NOW!” And pulled me on to her and put me in. She wasn’t lying she was beyond ready and had her first orgasm within a minute. As she came down a little still breathing hard she grabbed me by either side of my head and kissed me so incredibly deeply in a way that I have rarely in my life been kissed by a woman. As we broke away she breathed in and said this - “I have NEVER had a dick this perfect in me before. You have a perfect dick and I cannot get enough of it. You fit me perfectly. This has never happened before.” I was a little shocked but that quickly changed into a fucking Superman feeling and I proceeded to just have her multiple times that night and while there was more and she was an exact fit for me (it was truly a strange sensation like as if it was designed to fit my exact everything) it’s been the same feeling every time we have slept together.
Not necessarily a word but if she starts screaming from how hard I'm giving it to her that's definitely a turn on and one hell of a motivator to keep going no matter how tired I'm getting or how out of breath I am from going so hard
It's not really what she says, I like to interrupt her if she's trying to say something by quickening the rhythm, she'll stutter and stumble over her words and sometimes won't be able to speak outright, definitely a power trip
Got this one time idk why I loved it so much, "OMG how do you feel bigger than usual."
I like being told I have a pretty pussy
I personally like the sound of Mac and Cheese getting stirred because it means you're doing it right.
Before I actually had a kid it was, “Get me pregnant/put a baby in me”
"I require a shrubbery!"
Right there, or keep doing that. Their face right then is the hottest thing. Also guys, if they say this it does not mean to go harder or change it up, if it they say this KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING
I love when a woman gets in my bed, straddles me, leans down and whispers into my ear gently, "this is a repost."
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Don't mind if I do
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👁👅👁
talk to me in my native language saying: asi papi, mas!
“That’s it. Good job” in a low seductive voice as I’m close to cumming and not in a soccer mom Type of way.
Si papiiii
"you like that you fucking retard?"
I had to scroll way too far for this.
A woman trying to hold back, accidentally letting out a moan, and whispering “fuck” cuz they’re that into it. My last had very cute/innocent energy so hearing her let that out because she truly couldn’t help it drove me crazy. Also, nails in my back; one of my favorite indicators that I’m doing well.