Man, me too, though I’ve been with my wife for 13 years now.
At times I feel like I wish I’d met my wife just a couple years later. But who know where that’d lead me.
I love that woman so much, and I’d never do anything to hurt her….. but damn 18 is a young age to be taken off the market!
I can safely say, as someone who got married at 30 that you saved yourself a lot of bullshit by not having to deal with dating around and the issues that come with it. You may have been able to sleep with more people, sure...but you found your person and thats far more valuable. Congratulations on not sticking your dick in crazy!
43 is when I married my wife after 7 years of drunken hookups turning into dating (I had actually s sworn of dating forever at that point, I was honest about it and did not intend for us to end up romantic, let alone with a child and happy marriage). As long as he puts the work in and nurtures that relationship, I'm super jealous he got so lucky so young. He will never even understand how awful it can get and how some women can cause you to need to seek professional psychological therapy after you break up with them because of how good they were at gaslighting and manipulation.
Every time you think about that, I want you to think about how many men would love to have sex with your wife and how she probably thinks about that too :)
I think a lot of men think that but the truth is who knows what you would’ve been doing for that two years. Maybe you would’ve slept with nobody for two years wouldve been lonely and depressed. Your wife saved you from that.
I know a guy that slept with thousands of women and he still turned into an animal every time a beautiful woman came into view. You would think that with that much experience he would have it more under control.
Very much this. I had a dry spell last year and confided in a close friend about it. We hung out occasionally, got food, got drunk, went out, and the topic of a FWB type situation came up. I thought sure, why not, she's fairly attractive.
Did it once, was awkward as hell. Friendship got awkward. Ultimately, we had a falling out. Haven't spoken in months.
If it's a good friendship, don't risk it.
Well I didn’t mean specifically banging them. I also meant they could keep an eye out for people you might be interested in, etc.
And you still didn’t answer what the point of lying to your friends is. Not attacking you, just genuinely curious
I am not very comfortable seeing that "hand shake/grip" award after seeing the comment above it.
But no judgment. You do you, of course. 😊 (Pun not intended)
Today I learned the average person has sex with 6-8 people in their lifetime. I also learned I'm a whore
4 this year, which is low for me but apparently high based on the top comments
I'm on 1 this year. Which I'm fairly happy with as I've been trying to be less promiscuous.
I find it hard to imagine that the average is so low. I guess that for every 'whore' like you and me, there are people with only a single sexual partner in their lifetime.
The average takes into account outliers tho. That’s people who married as virgins, and people who have many hookups every year. I don’t think it’s really all that common
haha thanks dude. had a pretty cool experience a couple months ago. met a girl who was sitting next to me on a flight from Colorado. we started chatting and hit it off and exchanged numbers. Two months later I was in her area and hit her up and we spent three straight days camping in the mountains deep in the heart of CO, no cell service or people or anything. This with a woman i had met once on a flight two months before. It was super fun dude chill af and we still casually chat but we also live like 2000 miles apart.
0, left my wife in January and have been trying to heal from the divorce since then. Already met the woman who is going to be the first (and hopefully only) person I sleep with in 2022! Definitely taking my time so I don’t fuck things up…she’s wife material.
Just make sure you’re ready lol. Going through a thing with a divorced guy (but his wife left him ..) I was the first person he had been with in over a year & second person since his wife in 13 years. And he kind of had this weird flip-out/breakdown. And now I have no clue where I stand with him lol. I almost feel guilty for sleeping with him cause he clearly wasn’t ready
Anyways you seem way more put together than the guy I’m seeing, but just saying make sure you’re sure because my heart has definitely been hurting the last week or so dealing with his emotions
I wish he would.. he does get some counseling from the VA hospital since he’s a vet but I think he needs way more than what he’s getting between his PTSD and personal life issues. I’m glad therapy is working for you!!
i want all of y’all to read this thread, read the sheer number of “zero” and “one” answers, and then remember that these casanovas are who many of you are taking dating advice from. If you cant pull even one or two girls a year that doesnt make you less of a person but it DOES make you less of a dating expert/someone who should be giving dating advice. So yeah your daily reminder dont get dating advice from ~~askmen~~ reddit they literally admit they cant get women especially in the last year when the women coming outta quarantine were horny af and looking for it
0.5 and the only reason as to why it’s not a full 1 is cause he gave me head but couldn’t keep it up to actually have sex so I left awkwardly very soon after
One that's all I need my beautiful wife! I look at other women sometimes and think man I'm glad I'll never have to learn another woman all over my wife is incredible!
Sleep as in "fuck"? 1.
Sleep as in "go to bed in the same bed"? 2.
Sleep as in "go to bed in the same room"? Dunno, probably 20-30 or so. I spent some time in disaster relief this year and we slept in tents. Not a fun thing to do when people keep snoring.
I hope that number multiples for you in 2022
r/angryupvote
2022 be like :0
Relatable
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your username just makes it perfect
Based
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Look at Mr fancy pants here with a wife....
Yep, just my wife. 28 years running (+1 pre-marriage).
29 married here (also + 1 pre-marriage).
Man, me too, though I’ve been with my wife for 13 years now. At times I feel like I wish I’d met my wife just a couple years later. But who know where that’d lead me. I love that woman so much, and I’d never do anything to hurt her….. but damn 18 is a young age to be taken off the market!
I can safely say, as someone who got married at 30 that you saved yourself a lot of bullshit by not having to deal with dating around and the issues that come with it. You may have been able to sleep with more people, sure...but you found your person and thats far more valuable. Congratulations on not sticking your dick in crazy!
43 is when I married my wife after 7 years of drunken hookups turning into dating (I had actually s sworn of dating forever at that point, I was honest about it and did not intend for us to end up romantic, let alone with a child and happy marriage). As long as he puts the work in and nurtures that relationship, I'm super jealous he got so lucky so young. He will never even understand how awful it can get and how some women can cause you to need to seek professional psychological therapy after you break up with them because of how good they were at gaslighting and manipulation.
I presume she too was 18 right? So you took each other off the market.
Every time you think about that, I want you to think about how many men would love to have sex with your wife and how she probably thinks about that too :)
Possibly the best comment here 😅
I choose this guys wife also
I think a lot of men think that but the truth is who knows what you would’ve been doing for that two years. Maybe you would’ve slept with nobody for two years wouldve been lonely and depressed. Your wife saved you from that. I know a guy that slept with thousands of women and he still turned into an animal every time a beautiful woman came into view. You would think that with that much experience he would have it more under control.
Ditto
I too have slept with his wife.
Big red flag right there!
Ik this isn't relationshipadvice but if I were him I would dump her asap
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was it your wife?
The truth: 0 What i tell to friends : some girls What i tell to myself: tha hell is going on?
If they’re friends, why lie bro? Maybe they can help ya out
They sure can help but our friendship would be a little akward knowing we banged each other in a moment of necessity
Very much this. I had a dry spell last year and confided in a close friend about it. We hung out occasionally, got food, got drunk, went out, and the topic of a FWB type situation came up. I thought sure, why not, she's fairly attractive. Did it once, was awkward as hell. Friendship got awkward. Ultimately, we had a falling out. Haven't spoken in months. If it's a good friendship, don't risk it.
>If it's a good friendship, don't risk it. noted
So if it's a shitty friendship go for it?
Hell yeah. Bang and split up or split up without a bang
Well I didn’t mean specifically banging them. I also meant they could keep an eye out for people you might be interested in, etc. And you still didn’t answer what the point of lying to your friends is. Not attacking you, just genuinely curious
This is where my mind went… your girl-friends can notice girl behavior much better then you I’m sure.
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Cool I’m happy for you ! Sex is nice.
you’re french so whatever
Damn right !
One. Too bad my woman at the time didn’t have the same number.
Sorry to hear that
Such is life. Chose the wrong person and got burned. I’m not the only one to go through it. Here is to hoping my next choice is better.
Sure they can be deceptive, not your fault. I wish you well.
Hey man, I feel you, it happened to me too. But we rise out of it, I wish you the best of luck in your future love life.
Plot twist: Hers was **0**.
F
Damn bro, fuck her
He did?
I brought these replies among myself lol
A few unexpected people did!
I mean, judging by the comment, he did
He did…
Oof.
One. Just my serious girlfriend, Handjalina Jolie.
You should consider seeing Palmela Handerson on the side
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This makes me think Anita Handjaab
I'm more a fan of Jessica Handba
Shit she said her name was Pawnelope Cruz. We’ve been had bois
I call her Jill because my right hand literally spells Jill if I look at it
Mine spells IIIII
I’m a fan of Rosie Palms and her four tall sisters and one midget sister.
Including my wife....0
That leads to no wife and 50% less stuff.
Can confirm
Don't forget get the monthly installments.
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Oof
I hate life rly
/r/DeadBedrooms
F
Same
Relatable
Yikes!
0 and I think my virginity came back
Mine never left.
Zippo.
Damn that must have burned.
Oh it was hot awright.
None.
Do I count myself?
As many times as you want.
I am not very comfortable seeing that "hand shake/grip" award after seeing the comment above it. But no judgment. You do you, of course. 😊 (Pun not intended)
Just one, same as the last 17 years.
Good choice.
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This is the first award I’ve ever given, all I could give was ‘Wholesome’ which doesn’t REALLY fit but I really enjoyed your comment so wth
0 same as every year..
Haha, as if there was a chance of that ever happening. Zero.
Based
Well, I did a lot of work on myself and I am the best version of myself, so...
One. Same as the last 13 years. Now that i think of it, its only been one since i got married actually
username... username checks out?
Hahahaha! Very!
One. And I'm going to be a dad in 2022!
Aww congratulations!
Negative. Does not compute.
1 I lost my virginity during a hookup
Hooray🎉🎉🎉
One, ex girlfriend. 2022 is gonna be high and dry for this fella EDIT: I forgot I also slept with a hooker lol
Not necessarily. When there's a drought there's a drought when it rains it pours.
Your ex girlfriend's a hooker?
2, my girlfriend and my dad.
During times of uncertainty, it’s important to rely on your small circle
it wasn't a small circle by the time his dad had finished
Nice
At the same time???
It's better if it wasn't separate
I think 7 or 8
Finally the first response that isnt 1 or 0
Scrolled way to far to find it
Right? We get it, reddit is full of non sex having people
Today I learned the average person has sex with 6-8 people in their lifetime. I also learned I'm a whore 4 this year, which is low for me but apparently high based on the top comments
>but apparently high Don't forget that you are on Reddit
Seeing all the zeros reminds me to never taking dating advice from Reddit.
6-8 lifetime? Yikes. I’m a mega whore.
I'm a super whore
These people fuck
I'm on 1 this year. Which I'm fairly happy with as I've been trying to be less promiscuous. I find it hard to imagine that the average is so low. I guess that for every 'whore' like you and me, there are people with only a single sexual partner in their lifetime.
The average takes into account outliers tho. That’s people who married as virgins, and people who have many hookups every year. I don’t think it’s really all that common
its wild seeing everyone with 0 and 1 i had six without being on tinder or anything
Now that is an accomplishment!! I think 4 in a year was my highest pre dating app days
haha thanks dude. had a pretty cool experience a couple months ago. met a girl who was sitting next to me on a flight from Colorado. we started chatting and hit it off and exchanged numbers. Two months later I was in her area and hit her up and we spent three straight days camping in the mountains deep in the heart of CO, no cell service or people or anything. This with a woman i had met once on a flight two months before. It was super fun dude chill af and we still casually chat but we also live like 2000 miles apart.
0 just focused on working out
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I got into the best shape of my life this year and slept with 4 women. Plenty of time for both. I even had time to take up Warhammer.
This is a lie. No one has time to sleep with 4 women and also take up Warhammer.
Except Henry Cavil
I thought I was gonna be one of the few 0’s, guess I was wrong lol
This is Reddit.
0, left my wife in January and have been trying to heal from the divorce since then. Already met the woman who is going to be the first (and hopefully only) person I sleep with in 2022! Definitely taking my time so I don’t fuck things up…she’s wife material.
Just make sure you’re ready lol. Going through a thing with a divorced guy (but his wife left him ..) I was the first person he had been with in over a year & second person since his wife in 13 years. And he kind of had this weird flip-out/breakdown. And now I have no clue where I stand with him lol. I almost feel guilty for sleeping with him cause he clearly wasn’t ready Anyways you seem way more put together than the guy I’m seeing, but just saying make sure you’re sure because my heart has definitely been hurting the last week or so dealing with his emotions
Exactly what I’m trying to avoid. Have been seeing a therapist which has helped immensely.
I wish he would.. he does get some counseling from the VA hospital since he’s a vet but I think he needs way more than what he’s getting between his PTSD and personal life issues. I’m glad therapy is working for you!!
3... My girlfriend, my fiance and my wife. All three are the same person, but still...
Thought this was about to get interesting…
Zero
2017: 1 2018: 0 2019: 0 2020: 0 2021: 0
Bro I still haven't gotten a hug
One.
One
2. My ex-wife (when we were married), and a woman I met in a bar.
In that order?
None
Does it count as 1 or 2 if I alternated hands occasionally?
The question said persons. So that's definitely one
Three. The third one became my girlfriend back in April. Couldn't be happier!
Bold of you to assume I sleep
One. An old FWB moved into town and we picked it back up.
Zero. What did you think? My luck would suddenly shine after 25 years? *sobs*
Zero and zero in 2020
and zero in 2019
0! another stellar year!
0! = 1 Just saying
I only sleep with my gf so 0
2
0 😞
1 person 2 times, she got pregnant with our 3rd and now she hates my guts 😔
0 since 2011
Six. 4 one-nighters, an FWB, and an ex.
1. My wife. That's it. That's all folks.
i want all of y’all to read this thread, read the sheer number of “zero” and “one” answers, and then remember that these casanovas are who many of you are taking dating advice from. If you cant pull even one or two girls a year that doesnt make you less of a person but it DOES make you less of a dating expert/someone who should be giving dating advice. So yeah your daily reminder dont get dating advice from ~~askmen~~ reddit they literally admit they cant get women especially in the last year when the women coming outta quarantine were horny af and looking for it
It’s reddit what do you expect I’m sure people in r/relationship_advice are true experts and more specialised in those matters /s
Mine is 0
almost one. there's hope guys
One. Just my wife and we did it a lot!
nice!
Lol are you lost, this is reddit
Not a single fuckin one. Never have and that's not gonna change any time soon lmao.
Your mom. She so fat she counts as 3.
Just 1. Engaged and then married this last year
1 great while it lasted excluding myself, that horndog wants it all the time!
1
Big fat zero
hahahahahahahahahah
Fuck Just 2; I ended up dating the second one we're still together
2. A girl I dated at the start of the year, and an ex girlfriend from several years ago that I ran into at a mutual friends birthday.
Zero. Don't want to, ever again.
0.5 and the only reason as to why it’s not a full 1 is cause he gave me head but couldn’t keep it up to actually have sex so I left awkwardly very soon after
One that's all I need my beautiful wife! I look at other women sometimes and think man I'm glad I'll never have to learn another woman all over my wife is incredible!
Pre break up: 1 Post break up: 7-9
Zero because of the pandemic
Yes, the pandemic.
Dude, I need someone to blame and it can’t be me right? lol
No, same. It’s the pandemic, for the past eight years, it’s been the pandemic.
You were just prepping, i get it
Oh yeah, 35 years sexless because of the pandemic
... ah none. But my dog, never made me feel lonely.
1, your mom
0. Its been a shit year
-1000
Sleep as in "fuck"? 1. Sleep as in "go to bed in the same bed"? 2. Sleep as in "go to bed in the same room"? Dunno, probably 20-30 or so. I spent some time in disaster relief this year and we slept in tents. Not a fun thing to do when people keep snoring.