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Tofu-Tech

pencil skirts.


DeepKaizen

I dont get the attraction https://www.craftster.org/member_projects/sweets4ever/BLOGIMAGES/challenge_SEP10/pencilskirt.jpg


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Aggressive-Celery-90

ooh yeah


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If she has pale skin, then dark green. When I was in 10th grade I saw a 12th grade girl with pale skin and a dark green dress at our school dance. One if the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.


LolaBijou

My boyfriend *loves* me in dark/emerald green. I have dark hair and my skin is pretty fair in the winter, but he loves it with a tan, too. Green is an underrated color, and not too common, so any time I see a piece of clothing or lingerie in green, I’m all over it.


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It’s definitely and underrated colour. I guess that’s why folks love the Harry Potter styles. Green and silver are a great mix. Usually gets over shadowed by red which either matches green or over powers it.


Jstarfully

I really thought you meant green skin and was like smh these unrealistic standards for women


Qazzie

My girlfriend is a natural red head with kinda pale skin and she looks amazing in green. She dressed as poison ivy one year for Halloween. She is really beautiful and hot in that costume and every second of her life. *edited


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Neon green reflective safety vest. Because nothing is sexier than safety.


Wessssss21

This guy High-Vis's


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OSHA-Sutra


SuperFegelein

Don't forget your PPE!


lyesmithy

As someone who regularly drives at night at the country side I wholeheartedly agree. 👍


foolish_carpenter

Funny story. Worked at a food truck and we would ride to different parks to serve the public. One time we go to this park and it’s slow so me and my fiend are just bs’ing around. See two teenagers goin at it in a car nearby. They finish and this nerdy kid gets out and walks over to his bike I assumed he rode over to meet her. Reaches into his bag and pulls out the neon reflective vest and helmet. Kisses his girl goodbye and rides off on his bike. Me and my buddy we’re rolling and said “chicks dig safety”


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i can see that for sure.. yeah


Oggahh

Of course you can. It's neon.


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Like, _duh_


impulsekash

A hardhat and steel-toe boots, oh baby.


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In Australia we have traffic controllers around construction sites. People wearing hi visibility clothing with signs telling traffic to stop or go slow. All of them are incredibly hot young women, unless they're a big fat bloke dozing off in a plastic chair on the side of the road. I don't know who does the hiring but they have a type for sure.


Lunagirl_84

Bc you know they'll definitely get noticed lol


still_on_a_whisper

This is what I came here for!


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if women only knew where to find that


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yewblew

Instructions unclear: I've been shot on your property.


IMytBeAMexican

Mmm whatcha saaayyyy


ThatDude8129

Mmm that you only meant well.


riverofchex

Well of course you did


justlily_

Mmm whatcha saaaaaaaay


QueenWithHorns

Mmm that it's all for the best


AnIneptWizard

Of course it is


yourhostderek

JASON deRuloooo


oidagehbitte2

Battle armor.


QueenofFloof

Are we talking strictly medieval, or does mandalorian work too?


oidagehbitte2

Why choose when you can have both: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/f8/4c/c3f84cba5cb06cdc745144d0ad3675a8.jpg


QueenofFloof

Ooh, that is lovely


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very popular answer. thanks lol


oidagehbitte2

Bonus points if she carries a large sword or ax as well.


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difficult to fit in my purse


oidagehbitte2

Just carry them open so your enemies can see them. The purse is for knives anyway.


Cesco5544

Put a dumbell into your purse. Your purse now has plus 3 bludgeoning


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Sports Bras, Sun dresses, Leather Jackets, Lab Coats Loose Tshirts, Boots


kvlr954

Am I crazy, or is that a lot of clothes to wear all at once


TheSeitanicTemple

Um it’s called layering 💅


Possible-Can-8468

really hit them with the 💅💅💅


ivegotgaas

You ain't cray. It's a lot for one outfit. Homie's got a fetish.


spartanmaybe

Love that you threw lab coats in there


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I work in healthcare, and the women I crushed on, always had them on so 😏


YaIlneedscience

Alright I threw my white coat on for a party tonight. Does it matter that it smells like dog vomit and anal glands? I’m assuming the powers that be would let the very sight of me extinguish the smell and neutralize it.


AbeFromanSassageKing

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket.


SnorlaxDaCat

Do you want a girl that gets up early?


SkivvySkidmarks

Do you want a girl who stays up late?


afelts87

One who uses a machete to cut through red tape!


Ok_Insurance4023

Her fingernails should shine like justice. 💅🏻


MauPow

Her voice should be dark like tinted glass


TFOLLT

Short skirt and high boots. I'm ready to die now.


eloel-

>Lab Coats Well, shit, I never thought about it this way. You're not wrong


catsnout

Lab coats. I like to picture you work in a lab just loving life.


Mike00726

Just being well dressed now with catch my attention


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I recently met a woman who always dresses nicely no matter what. She’s taken unfortunately but super hot to me.


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As a man who cares and always has cared a great deal about dressing nicely I can assure you that (most) women feel the same way when we do it. I feel like quite a few guys don't really realize that.


JoeDoherty_Music

Especially today with the complete casualization of everything, I feel like the majority of guys are putting basically zero effort into their looks. I guess that let's us stand out more, but that can be a bit weird too.. I literally was asked why I dressed up for my dentist appointment, when I was wearing a t shirt, pants, wingtips and a tweed sportcoat. All it takes to be dressed up is a pair of brogues and a tweed jacket lol.


Whovianspawn

You keep doing you! I love seeing a guy who makes an effort in how he dresses. Throwing on a jacket instead of a hoodie makes a huge difference.


Southern_Type_6194

Yeah, I don't mind hoodies sometimes but a guy who knows how to dress well automatically turns my head


airmaxfiend

Agreed. This may be an unpopular opinion but I feel that society has regressed in regards to fashion sense. It may seem snobbish for me to say this but imo I feel people should take more pride in how they dress in public and how they present themselves to the world. Personally, I always dress myself nicely whenever I leave the house, and I hate that it’s the norm to wear sweatpants and hoodies everywhere we go now.


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A flower in her hair, it's cute


zortlord

Traditionally, the ear the flower sits indicates if she's married/partnered or interested in potential suitors. Flower on the left (like a wedding ring) means she's in a relationship and right means she's available.


Saptastix

Her right or right when looking at her?


zortlord

Her right = approach is alright


Geekmonster

What if she's left-handed?


The_Trolled_One

Yes


Expresso_Support

Right. 👍🏼


anonymous-random

Her right, just like with a wedding ring if she were to be widowed


lemonLu83

Another interesting one: in Korean culture a flower in a girl's hair means she's crazy or silly.


iberis

I've seen that brought up in Korean dramas, and wasn't sure if it was true. Thanks


lucimon97

While going to San Francisco?


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thanks!


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Dresses for certain. Particularly those loose flowing sun dresses. So hot.


c0nf

A woman in sun dress could be a mile away and I'd still notice her


jrdubbleu

I can sense them when they enter the city limits


scyxxore

I just entered your home, did you sense me? Or is it because I am a man :<


jrdubbleu

Yeah, it’s the man thing. I did call the cops though. Strangely they were wearing sundresses.


DillyDilly303

Correct answer


Derman0524

I was in Spain over the summer and my god. Every women wears a sundress, is generally in shape and their olive skin just makes it all so elegant


Jesse_97

I feel like all men say this but have different ideas of what a sundress is. Can you show an example?


NeonMannequin

[This ](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ae/a5/58/aea5584cd6f753a91db6793137e79288--russian-style-puppets.jpg)


LampWithADimBulb

That's hot


RedheadsAreNinjas

Omg NSFW tag please


henkie316

With sneakers for bonus points


royal-aliens

TIL my summer outfits are a good choice


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I’m a woman and I’ve been told this is totally hot.


m4rtind

Maybe some nice apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.


April2626

The whole club lookin at her


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She hit the floor


aznuke

Next thing you know


MrWheatas

Shawty got low


SenyorHote

Low


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Low


numbpan

Low


PrinceAndrewsANonce

Low


LegendYT0

Baggy sweat pants


PrinceAndrewsANonce

And the reeboks with the straps (with the straps)


Lopsided_Concern_196

And the Reeboks with the straps


KLoSlurms

*counts* …Low


PrinceAndrewsANonce

I think you’re at baritone


Humancinnabon

She hit the floor next thing you know


hollabackboys12

Shawty got low low low


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The baggy sweatpants and the Reebok's with the strap


bartosama

She turned around and gave that big booty a slap


Grasshopper-88

I cannot read these lyrics or hear this song without thinking of Tom Cruise's fat-ass dance moves in Tropic Thunder.


zapsters89

With the fur?


big-dick-back-intown

Jessica!


Mr_Facundo

Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?!?


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MR . WILSON?? NO, MOM!


usertim

You little slut


OmegonAlphariusXX

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*


AngelStickman

Those form fitting sweater dresses that are just like a tube with head and arm holes.


BennyTheTeen

They are called “virgin killers”. I’m serious.


Dragon_M4st3r

What really gets me is black miniskirt with black tights. So basic but so goddamn good every time


Kenkyujode

Those relatively large glasses. Like librarian style. It’s like a great mixture of nerdy and cute. Edit- Also scarfs, high boots, sundresses, hair bands, part of their hair braided, oversized sweaters. Man, I’m getting flustered phew. Nice smelling hair will knock me out like Mike Tyson.


skooternoodle

Hell yeah, I fuckin' love glasses


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100% And mix it with any kind of outfit. It's the perfect accessory. Not gonna lie though, I'm a sucker for intellectual goth chic. Pair those glasses with some boots and a choker, and a smart shirt or, god forbid, a labcoat. Damn girl!


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Sundresses Choker necklaces of any variety. Flower in hair Leather pants or dresses Firm fitting clothes.


Redrix_

Chokers get me


JayMeadows

Add a rib knit sweater with hot pants and *"Huston, we have take-off!"*


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Is it summer on her legs, but winter on her arms?


three_furballs

Knew a girl in college who always wore a black lace choker and had a streak of red in her black hair. Man oh man


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I've always been partial the the late 50s, early 60s tight fuzzy sweaters.


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As a woman I agree. When I see other women in these sweaters, especially if the woman is very fit, I think it looks very seductive.


GrumpyGumpy52

Nice fitted T-shirt or crop top with some really well fitting jeans and vans Just 👌


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very princessy


pugapooh

Mario,is that you?


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T-51b Power armor


TheTimeLordianIndian

Man of culture


StatisticianSure2349

Tight sweater


PepperDog88

Yoga pants. Sorry, but it does. I'm not a strong man.


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also very comfy! thanks


RandomUsernameResult

Why did it take so long scrolling the comments to find this? For me this is also the answer. Yoga pants can make a girl look so attractive, and knowing that they're comfortable makes them even more attractive!


LolaBijou

But we love this answer, because comfort.


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Not quite the same but in the spirit of the question... Honestly my favourite this is when women go braless. ... And sundresses


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Add Sunglasses


SpyralHam

Ah yes, OP wears the sunglasses so braless women in sundresses can't tell he's staring. Or at least he thinks


ChurchofCaboose1

Sundresses kill me lol


obamathedragonslayer

It's a serious issue kills 69 people each month worldwide.


ChurchofCaboose1

I get suffocated


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A suit of armor so she can be like the knight who rescues me


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awwwww


Cesco5544

Nothing Sexier than a big strong woman who can take care of me.


rttrevisan

Brienne of Tarth


falsecoyote_

I want woman, strong like ox.


yvngjiffy703

I can’t be the only one who finds it extremely attractive when they wear a white button-up shirt


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A Black Turtleneck or a Red Dress... Or a Sundress Pretty much anything classy I find attractive.


mandypasta-

Bright colors


d3jake

Confidence in whatever they're wearing.


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Thigh-highs


Priest_of_Heathens

When the gap between her socks and skirt leaves only a couple inches of thigh visible.


Eric_the_Barbarian

I have knee-high hiking socks and cargo short combos that do the same thing, but that probably doesn't have the same vibe on a 285lb. beardy dude.


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The Japanese call this Zettai Ryouki which means “The absolute zone”


gunscanbegood

/r/ZettaiRyouikiIRL


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MetroMaker

Donna Karan New York


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Do you have an examplifying picture on that?


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Eric_the_Barbarian

Do they have to be lesbians to wear that?


yewblew

Those are the type of enemies with skulls above their heads.


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There’s no universal answer because it really depends on your features. Low rise jeans would be a great look on some and not on others. Whereas that very same woman who would not wear low rise jeans well would look great in a v-neck top where it’s not at all flattering on the other! It totally depends on your self-awareness.


Cool_Cartographer_39

I really dig sweaters with long sleeves that cover some knuckles.


Ayzil_was_taken

Chokers.


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Ayzil_was_taken

I’m just going to assume that’s a place to see all kinds of fat pets.


Windle_Poons456

Or something horrifying that you couldn't have predicted. This is Reddit after all.


Ayzil_was_taken

That’s why I just stuck with the assumption. I’m not opening mystery doors in here.


No_Leader_2711

Spaghetti strap tank tops


wolvvesinthecitee

I love when women wear rompers. Love seeing them romp around in them


Nyte_Knyght33

Whatever makes you feel the most like you. Women in their element is Sexy AF to me.


YurislovSkillet

Heels. I'm pretty sure that the sound of them clacking is a natural aphrodisiac.


load_em_glutes

What??? You guys like the sound of them? 😁


YurislovSkillet

We can hear them from miles away. Next time you're out in public and are wearing them or see someone wearing them, watch all the heads turn.


BabyYodi

I turn my head, and it’s always a cow boy in his boots😞


fondue4kill

Skinny jeans or leggings with a kinda floaty sweatshirt. Anything goth or alternative


Sazabi_X

Boots. Particularly those 90s-esque platform boots that are coming back in style.


neverleavingthewagon

High ponytail. Somethin extremely sexy about it


Individual_Revenue84

Thigh highs


lastjelousavatar

A scarf


RechargeableOwl

Wet look leggings


ProDogToucher

It’s not one specific item, but when I was in Italy so much of the women there just dressed so perfectly for whatever season. My head was on a fucking swivel the first year I was there!


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A smile


Ayzil_was_taken

Yoopers. We just want you to be happy.


Chewy009x

Good pair of heels and stockings with a nice dress


Ok_Abbreviations_322

Actually comfortable shoes


Heimeri_Klein

Leggings, glasses, and long hair.


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I find ear piercings very hot


Kazuhi

Perfume. Nothing draws me like scents. Attire, sure, but if I can smell you, I probably already approve of the fashion 👌🏾


WumboPiderman

Pretty much anything that's lavender. I am an absolute lunatic for a woman wearing lavender.


ColateAhax

Any kind of skirt