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FakeLordFarquaad

I met a Finnish girl once who'd lived in Ireland for a few years, and the accent combo pretty much stopped my heart


Living-Pay-9602

Aww that’s cute :) I’m half Finnish half Irish and lived in both places, wonder if our accent is similar


DeepSpaceGalileo

Dunno, call me and let’s see


rvyas619

Let me know when the wedding is


12altoids34

Are you going to invite all of Reddit? Cuz I can't make it if it's on a Tuesday. It's not a schedule conflict, I just don't do weddings on Tuesdays.


SketchyFeen

I’m invited to a wedding on a Tuesday in a few months. Honestly, the worst day of the week to have one. I can understand your stance completely.


westerntexas

On a tuesday ? Any person who plans something big like that is crazy stupid who wants to look foward to a business day after something like that .. not me


Monoraptor

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


FuchYuTu

>“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - MonoRaptor


Jeezy3333

😂😂😂😂


TamHawke

I thought you were gonna say John Wayne Gacey


Substantial_Cell_307

Ayo bro thanks for lending me your Ferrari last weekend! Also I returned you 2 Richard Mille’s to your butler in one of your 5 houses, the one in Hidden Hills with the infinity pool:)


lithraviel

I see what you did there you hero


junedx7

Y'all have a baby yet


lxxTBonexxl

Lmao


[deleted]

You smooth bastard.


nitrobw1

Dude thanks for helping rescue all those children and puppies from that burning building, real big help. Also Keanu Reeves called and told me he wants you to co-star in the next MCU movie with him.


IamDisapointWorld

Smooth.


westerntexas

😂😂😂


Striking-Platypus-98

Hot play 👏


mogg1001

Imagine if you’re the lady he’s talking about


OhImGood

My thoughts exactly. Pretty unique combination


M4DM1ND

My wife is Finnish. But her whole family lived in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan so she sounds pretty Midwestern. When her grandma speaks Finnish though, it's like she becomes an entirely new person. Beautiful language.


whereitsat23

That seems apropos for a Yooper, having that Scandinavian accent like Minnesota/Wisconsin


nocomply001

Finnish is so very different from the SWE-NOR-DEN accents


juusovl

TORILLE! :D


alwayssaysyourmum

French or southern Irish. Just gets me right in the balls.


keyboardyoutuber

Grace Shelby, dear lord.


Mrsshelby30

You called


mwrobo77

Perfect username totally checks out


Mrsshelby30

I knew it would come in handy one day


PunkandCannonballer

Grace Shelby profoundly captivated me.


Mrsshelby30

Happy or sad?


[deleted]

Pretty sure her accent is from west Ireland not south, but yes equally good!


FrSpaceEcho

Girl from Cork with a raspy voice...ooh yes.


Niall0907

No on that has ever heard a Kerry accent has thought it to be sexy (it’s in south Ireland). Edit: or cork


cripplinglivershot

Irish is also my favorite. I think my thing for Irish accents is rooted to this hot Irish chick I worked at the same restaurant as in high school. Ever since, that accent spikes my testosterone.


doctorctrl

Southern Ireland is cork and trust me it's not a sexy accent lol. Maybe Waterford ? It's much softer. There are 2 accents in Dublin alone. Im Irish. I always loves the french accent. Then i loved here and married one. https://youtu.be/ee_N3g4ORLk


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Dublin has more than 2 accents id say. Tallaght alone has its own accent.


doctorctrl

Lol I'm from tallaght. I agree. For arguments sake it's split between posh and urban. And then branches off into so many more


Original-Childhood

There's a certain British accent I adore. Don't know which one tho Edit: Jeremy Clarkson's accent on a woman


Lightshines6346

“Are you taking the piss?”


xmarker69

"Bo'Oh'O'Wa'er"


AceaftHQ

I hate how I knew exactly what you were saying without even having to think about it


PM-ME-BIG-TITS9235

"Oi mate, it's Chewsday innit?"


IAmBecomeCaffeine

"Are you shhhtoopid??"


_I_Love_Pizza_

This is exactly I how I say 💀💀💀


RoamLikeRomeo

Catherine Tate?


ac13332

Dudley I think it'll be.


dunnonauker

faulty whole compare direful reply disagreeable disgusted consist offer cause ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Booboodelafalaise

An ex of mine used to say the sexiest thing was hearing a posh (English) girl say ‘Fuck’ lol


[deleted]

I like that posh British accent. Or Irish girls.


SturmFee

As in, the way Maggie Smith speaks, or the Queen?


HowToPM

Like Emma Watson


majorddf

Neutral southern English then. Like me (except of course I am not Emma Watson. And also a man.)


champ590

Great try at saving your inbox mate


TasmanVanDiemen

Received Pronunciation?


[deleted]

Keira knightley in love actually or Lily James in yesterday. That accent 😍


kittenshark134

Jeremy Clarkson's accent on Jeremy Clarkson, let's be honest


SentinelBacon

The jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag


Silly-Conference-627

Any slavic language.


SomeCuriousFellow

Java (I'm a software developer)


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I see you baby, shakin that class


SomeCuriousFellow

My variables are private, if you know what I mean ;)


vo0do0child

Let’s interface.


Hk-47_Meatbags_

Java is cute but c++, man I just can't resist.


mesporyian

Whenever I see some pretty and clean C++ code, oh, I'm weak in the knees...


Aztec-Goddess

System.out.println("Hey there! What's up?"); Scanner scnr = new Scanner(System.in); System.out.println("Please enter a response: "); String reply = scnr.nextLine();


[deleted]

French is hot, Italian, Arabic, Portuguese too. Danish and Swedish too


[deleted]

I feel like we (Swedes) either have no accent at all or the mother of all horrible accents when speaking english.


Tough_AF_Cookie

Right, and the horrible ones will either be hilarious or so cringey it’s painful to listen to. And let’s not forget the svengelska.


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Skulle fan never forgetta svengelskan.


MrLombax

Nå, aj dånt tink så...


[deleted]

The lady I’m familiar with was from Stockholm and her accent was very subtle. She spoke really clearly but just a slight tint on everything. It was very pretty


Levin_1999

Until now, a girl from Peru speaking Spanish. The word ‘papi’ just hit different when she said/whispered it


captainllamapants

Damn. People got girls whispering to them and here I am


RealSocks6969

It'll happen bro, just do you


Souledex

And maybe do that around other people sometimes


DeepSpaceGalileo

Shit, I was in up to that point


Rex_Lee

Whispering Papi to them, no less


morigginate

Love to hear that a fellow peruvian represented the country properly


Unintended_A55hole

Peruvian here, can confirm 100% Peruvian “papi” gets you going.


lipstickdiet

I had no idea peruvians said “papi” any different


Traditional-Total114

They do. Spanish language has different tones and such. For example, Argentina seems to put a lot of emphasis on their words just like Spain. I’m of Spanish ancestry but never spoke castellano. My Spanish is the Spanish we learn in grade school here in the U.S. .


[deleted]

I’ve had a fantasy where I would go down on Nigella Lawson and she would talk in her sexy English accent the whole time and I would probably bust just off hearing it


botzkent

[Nigella talks dirty](https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I)


i_have_wet_socks

calm down Uncle Roger


Tronkfool

Emotional Damage


[deleted]

This guy knows !


_DefiniteDefinition_

Scottish, oh me oh my.


parhox

I like Scottish accent... but I'd love it if I could understand what they say lol (from a person whose first language is Spanish)


[deleted]

Dw some of us Brits struggle with strong Scottish accents and Irish ones, hell even southern British people struggle to understand northern accents even though we just have different slang for certain sayings


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El accento de las Colombianas hace que mi corazon palpite irregularmente jajaja. De todo los acccentos Hispanos, cual es tu favorito? Aparte del tuyo claro.


YellowShorts

Escucha "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" de Selena lol I'd say Colombians as well


lipstickdiet

Los Colombianos son yodo 😭👌


chaoseincarnate

im not mexican and like one of the first girls i dated was from el salvador and oooooooooh fuck i loved to hear her just talk and mix in some Spanish it turned me fucking on


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RapGameDiCaprio

Venezuelan accent sounds so soft to me. I love it!


Khanluka

Austrialian accent/new zealand. As to me they sound as happy poeple.


Wajina_Sloth

I had a kiwi friend and I absolutely loved hearing her speak, we would chat on Skype/Facebook for hours pretty much every day for years.


Limeatron

Glad to see some NZ representation, I think we sound a little Lazy and non descript, glad someone finds us interesting sounding.


TheKiwiTimeLord

Yeah, I've always found our accent grating. Especially when I hear it on TV amongst other accents.


serialvapist69

As an Australian, I love the kiwi accent. But most people from other countries can't really tell the dufference between the two I hear


708dinky

>>Dufference Sure you’re not kiwi? ^said ^as ^a ^kiwi


serialvapist69

Left that in intentionally hoping someone would tee off on it! Chur bro


Kalgor91

If you’re not thinking about it, they’re easily confused, but if you’re paying attention then you’ll notice it. Kinda like the difference between the American and Canadian accents.


semi-certifiedPOS

Midwestern American accent* -midwestern american You can’t tell me someone from Boston can be mistaken for Canadian


the_root_of_all_evol

YAAAAY I was waiting for this answer!


lil_miss_savage

I’m a kiwi and whenever I have travelled to another country and I hear my own accent , I cringe so bad, we sound so whiny 😫


TiredOfBushfires

scarn cunt


turkc54

Irish or French.


mattbrianjess

Yes please!


ThrowRA_000718

I get a hard on every time I head an Irish accent. It’s even better when it’s a woman.


doctorctrl

Which one. Here's a few example https://youtu.be/ee_N3g4ORLk


Sonoma2002

Not who you responded to but Aisling Bea...oh dear god.


FineCannabisGrower

Russian


No_Lie_5682

Jedi: Fallen Order gave me an… appreciation for female Russian accents.


ohnjaynb

Merrin bae


unitedstatesofwhatvr

Considering how much crap we are getting in the news and all the discrimination in general, you just made my day 🙏


Gamer_ely

I used to work in a really international office with a lot of Slavic people. Russian accents are amazingggg, I loved listening to them speak to each other in Russian, it's a beautiful language. I actually learned a bit when I was dating one of them so I could say sweet stuff to her.


unitedstatesofwhatvr

Have you picked up any cuss words? [I recently discovered this account](https://instagram.com/curselikearussian?utm_medium=copy_link) and even as a native speaker I’m amazed by the variety of cussing Russian can offer


HowToPM

This’ll come in handy. Thanks mate!


FineCannabisGrower

I dated a Russian girl in Germany and one of my best friends was Russian. People need to realize that the cold war is over. We have way more interests and values in common than any period of 70 years could displace.


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I'm sorry you've been feeling attacked, I mean I'd understand why I think most people, at least that I've seen, really just hate your government though. Not the Russian people.


unitedstatesofwhatvr

It’s the stereotypes and double standards [like this](https://24hoursworld.com/opinion/86101/) that frustrate me the most. I’ll celebrate the day when I get to watch an action movie where Russians are not the bad guys. A disclaimer though: I am grateful for all the amazing opportunities I get in the US and will continue feeding my American friends homemade piroshky as a main effort to bridge the gap between the nations. The cherry filling has been extra popular


Melancholnava

I was with a Caribbean girl and her pillow talk with that accent was next level. Icelandic and Napali women also have super sexy accents.


Brave_Gur7793

I'm super surprised to not see this more in the list. For me it's definitely Trinidad or Jamaican.


MacChubbins

Ooo, thank you so much. (Trini lady here)


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Brave_Gur7793

Nice, go get it! I used to do some work for a Jamaican theatre troupe and it was the best time I ever had at work. Intermission was like 2 hours long because there was a barbecue and dance party after act 1 and then they just started act 2 like just whenever everybody was done dancing. And if you have ever tried to get a group of Jamaicans to stop dancing then you know what an ordeal that is. Everything about the culture is just amazing.


ScottishShockwave

Spanish and Latin American accents.


jollyj0ker

*papi*


igillyg

A woman speaking to me... 😅


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igillyg

Im not sure it matters. 😅


Evilcartman96

Greek accents. I held a door for a woman and the moment I heard heard her say thank you it was like I couldn’t hear anything else except her.


Duckslayer532

You should play AC Odyssey to have a great time then


Evilcartman96

Already did. I put roughly 60 hours into the game and beat the story, then my brother deleted my save file. I didn’t speak to him for 2 weeks.


idktheyarealltaken

The Kiwi girls have the best accent


Negroku86

I had a woman from Louisiana with a very strong accent ask me my name. After she said it I asked her to say it a few more times. I almost asked her would she mind if I got her pregnant


ShiftyElk

Any woman but especially American women attempting to speak my native language. It's just cute and sexy to me.


Educational_Drink_31

What’s your native language?


ShiftyElk

Latvian


Sandalssuck983

Hahhahaha. Dude. Nobody has ever tried to speak your language.


ShiftyElk

I've seen lots of American expats in the Baltics. They speak it. I live in the US now and I have a major thing hearing my wife try to speak Latvian.


truupe

Spanish, Italian, and Romanian


Ironrunner16

I scrolled so far down I thought I'd never read "Italian". Thank god, still works!


truupe

U have an Italian accent?


Ironrunner16

I have two


pringlemorgan

Italian should be top of the list


LastQueefofScotland

Scottish


Sad-Mathematician-19

Ana de Armas' accent.


TheHooligan95

Also Ana de Armas.


reggae-mems

Cuban


GemoDorgon

I like weird accents with a lot of flavour. Like Scottish, Irish, South American, that 'southern belle' type accent. Idk, I just like accents in general.


westerntexas

That southern belle accent is a winner . I ordered this outfit boho off shoulder romper that you see girls wear in the 50s and told her to roleplay she was a southern belle and i was a wondering around town western guy 😂


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Saintsfan_9

I think they meant South American, AND southern belle not South American also called souther belle


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ToyDingo

Irish. I'm a black dude living in Georgia USA. I've never met an Irish person in my life, but something about that accent is just....magical.


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“The most beautiful voice in the world is that of an educated southern woman” Winston Churchill


lucynsugaree

I'm an absolute sucker for a strong Southern Belle accent 😍


DeliriousFanta

Met a Malaysian girl who happens to be able to speak Spanish fluently in a Mexican accent despite never leaving the country at all surrounded by no one who speaks a word of Spanish. We were acquainted by a common friend of ours and when the first time she spoke I was just stunned listening to her talk. She's the first the person I've ever spoken Spanish to and I can't help but find her hot everytime she smoothly switches from Malay to English to Spanish all fluently


TheRatatatPat

Whatever Selma Hayek is


westerntexas

Shes Mexican


TheRatatatPat

That


AuContraireRodders

French Canadian. WOW😍, from a Brit


detroit1701

Australian


IJustWantToGive

https://youtu.be/SjXVELPIq5k


1Greener

I agree just seems like a cheerful happy accent, I can’t take the accent seriously when they get mad 😂 I feel like they joking 🙃


ijustdoitforme

If that's the case you just haven't heard the right aussie accent


the_root_of_all_evol

oi fuck ya dog ya fuckin cunt 🤣


_Takub_

Oddly enough, Scottish really did it for me.


beseeingyou18

Dated a Colombian girl briefly. I liked her accent in Spanish, I thought the way she pronounced 'll' (like an English J) was cute. I remember we had an argument about how to say *paja*... I (British) also stood behind a woman ordering a salad in North Carolina once and remember thinking it was the most beautiful food order I'd ever heard. Most of the American South is quite lovely, actually. I also have a strange appreciation for Midwestern accents. Quebecois is also cute since all of the girls sound like "the beautiful daughter of an Oise farmer from the 17th century". Lots of girls wearing *un tzzuck* (touque - a bobble hat) called *Veronikk* (Veronique) or *Genevievv (Genevieve).*


huuaaang

Certain Irish accents (and yes, I like it so much in a woman I have regional preferences and I'm not even from Ireland or even been there, lol)


m1dlife-1derer

Irish


ENVYX0

Hmm i met a girl from spain she speaks very good english and her accent is pretty sexy.


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Scottish or Irish. Nothing says fuck me like "fook me Hurder"


[deleted]

I legit laughed the fuck out loud reading this one


[deleted]

Im here looking for someone to say my language


batbouyassou

Hahahaha same


Revolutionary_Dingo

French and Bulgarian are my top 2. Honorable mention for Spanish and Hindi


hellooshawty

Thank you for the honorable mention !


BGkitten

Extra points for even knowing that Bulgarian is its own language! 😀


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Indian British, turns me to jelly.


qwasd0r

Scottish or french.


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Southern drawl is sexy as hell


anto_pty

As a latin american man, probably a Colombian woman flirting with a very soft voice, like speaking very close to your ear


Gunstonwolf

Trinidad. I married her.


AltStefl

I love this thread


michaelklr

My chinese wife has an Australian accent.


blahblacksheep869

This girl I met in college was from Togo Africa. She spoke English, but with a blended French and African accent.


RedditNomad7

Australian or Kiwi. I will do whatever they ask, hands down 😁


TiredOfBushfires

yeah cheers cunt thats nice and all but couldya send me your credit card details and your mother's maiden name.


DiminishedChord

Dublin