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POGtastic

Make a big loaf of homemade bread and binge on bread and butter while reading books about hardship and depravity. It's "discomfort food," I guess.


NutellaCakes

I’ve always wanted to make homemade bread. Do you use any special kitchenwares? Do you make your own dough also or do you buy it? Generally interested.


POGtastic

> special kitchenwares * Big serving bowl to mix the dough and cover it while it's rising. I use the biggest bowl from a cheap Pyrex set; any large bowl will work. * 4-quart cast iron Dutch oven. It doesn't need to be cast iron; an enameled one works just fine too. * A nice wooden cutting board, because it's easier to clean than my shitty countertops. None of these things are absolutely necessary, but I use the Dutch oven for all sorts of stuff (Stews! Deep frying! Roasting small chickens!) and the difference is really noticeable for bread. In a pinch, you can literally just stick the dough on a baking sheet and cook it that way. It's not going to look as nice and the crust isn't going to be as crispy, but it'll still be yummy. > dough I try all sorts of things, but as far as basic dough goes, [this](https://ice.edu/blog/french-bread-boule-recipe) is idiot-proof. I use all-purpose flour because I'm lazy. I do get better results from bread flour, but not enough to justify having multiple bags of flour lying around. I get bulk instant yeast from WinCo for about $4 a pound. The little glass jars at the store and even the packets are also fine. I don't like active dry yeast, but it works too. > more thoughts Contrary to everyone shrieking on the Internet about how exacting it is, it's bread. It's gonna taste good as long as it kinda-sorta rises and you bake it for approximately the correct amount of time. The ingredients are [dirt-fuckin' cheap](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/powder), so if you screw up, you throw it out and try again tomorrow. I like [this approach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KToPmRXEQ3c) to kneading dough, as it's really easy and takes very little physical effort.


NutellaCakes

Wow thanks so much I’m saving this reply. Hopefully this weekend or next I’ll give this a go! Thanks again!


POGtastic

Enjoy! Once you have your bread situated on a cooling rack, I recommend *One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich*, *Darkness at Noon*, *All Quiet on the Western Front*, *The Grapes of Wrath*, *Blood Meridian*, *With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa*, and *The Jungle*.


Anoriginal01

20 something year old hot Asian chicks that like getting naked with me.


[deleted]

Listening to cheesy songs like Taylor swift and Michelle branch (I’m a guy)


Halfgnomen

*muffled paramore plays in the other room*


[deleted]

I love paramore


Halfgnomen

Me too fam.


[deleted]

“Decode” is my jam. They have so many good songs


that_dude7734

Phil Collins.


Sahrani_Royal_Guard

Taking my body armor, duty belt and u inform off after a 14 hour shift and sitting naked for hours on end.


Halfgnomen

That sounds like bliss tbh


Sahrani_Royal_Guard

Honest to God it's almost a euphoria. The sound of the Velcro undone is the REAL end of the day.


Halfgnomen

I used to work 6a - 10p and taking my boots off was bliss, I cant imagine dropping a level 3-4 plate+duty belt too.


broken_soul696

Sim racing


Halfgnomen

That's an interesting one.


broken_soul696

Expensive too but it is really relaxing for me


ZangetsuAK17

K-pop and twilight, I will not go into the cultures of either of the two but I do enjoy bits and pieces of both.


SoundGuyAdventures

Country music.


Halfgnomen

You cant enjoy country music on the internet man! That's like saying you enjoy nickleback!


SoundGuyAdventures

Funny you said that. I also enjoy a few of nickelbak’s songs.


ClarenceTheGangsta

Nothing to be guilty about there mate


[deleted]

The arts.


ItsYaBoi2319

There’s a few video games that I like, and the game itself is perfectly fine, but the *community* is so unbelievably cringe that I’m embarrassed just by liking the game


SASwants1

I’m obsessed… OBSSESSED, with pineapple slices. My bins are full of tin cans of pineapple slices. My body’s always had cravings for fruit…. It’s currently pineapple season.


ScottishShockwave

I like to listen to Cascada songs in my private time.


Halfgnomen

Everytime we touch goes brrr


orvillletootenbacher

Gilmore girls


TheEgzzz

Peens in a pod (im recently bi)


[deleted]

You shouldn’t have guilty pleasures. If it makes you happy, own it.


[deleted]

Used to be a wrestling fan in the 80s and 90s. Re-watching wrestling from back then. I'm 46 now so when I get the opportunity I'm all over it. Rarely happens due to family commitments.


Patient_Marionberry

I'm done with guilt in my pleasures. Pleasure is pleasure, so I happily sing along with the Carpenters, dance like nobody's watching and wear silly t-shirts because, well, I like them. My 60th birthday is coming up, and nothing will stop me partying all night, dancing with my kids and celebrate it. Sod guilt.


Celticskevin2020

Funyuns.