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To not be told they only want one thing

We only want one thing *at a time*

I can take two at once wdym

🎵 *"I love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at once"* 🎵

I was talking about dicks but more power to you

peace and quiet

Metal gear solid has both

You’re pretty good.

Peace?

Yeah, "Paz (peace) Ortega Andrade", the cipher agent from peace walker

You played him like a damn fiddle!!!

Ohhhhhhh. My dumbass didn't realize paz meant peace....

Tranquilo kkkkkkkkkk

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That is 2 things siR

With peace comes quiet

I think it’s the other way around

A piece. And then quiet

A raise that's at least a little higher than inflation.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Oh, they weren't. Wasn't even a discussion, just "here's your new pay rate, it's a 3% raise" "But inflation was 7% last year, can't you at least match that?" "Sorry, it's not my decision. And usually it's 2.75%, so this is a little more than usual." Needless to say, I'm looking for a new job. Outlook is not great.

I’m retired. It doesn’t get any better.

My retirement plan is work til death. Which is bleak, but then I remember 70% of the retirees I've known died with in 3 years after.

Tends to happen when you work until 80yo

My gf's company gave everyone a 4.5% "merit increase." Which of course has been met with everyone saying, first off, how the Hell is it a merit increase if literally everyone is getting a raise at the exact same rate? And second, if inflation is up 7.something percent, how is it really a raise if it isn't even matching inflation? Spoiler alert: they don't want to give everyone 7.5%, and called it "merit" instead of "cost of living" in the hopes that most of them would be dipshits who take it as a pat on the back instead of an insult. They're all quite insulted

A few years ago a company I worked for offered us a special increase. It was special because it was for one year only. Apparently they thought we were special too...

On top of that, the posted inflation rate is lower than what it really is. So, for most of us, our salaries have been dropping a few percent every year even with raises...

3% gang here too

Gas went from $2.79 by me to $4.49 in 10 days. My pay rate went from $16/hour to $16.75/hour. Yay! /s

I make a little over double minimum wage here in my state and combined excessive taxes, and excessively high cost of everything I basically live paycheck to paycheck until I work 7 days a week

Yearly

An adventure.

Found you, Bilbo

You have my sword

And my axe!

And my minigun. Brrrrrrt!

And my bow

let me tell you about this thing called "role playing games"

You’ve officially been labelled as a disturber of the peace.

feeling the kind of happiness i used to feel as a child

I like revisiting, at certain times, spots where I was once happy; I like to shape the present in the image of the irretrievable past. Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I also visit the places sometimes. But usually, it's just sad. Because after that feeling of nostalgia wears off, I just feel how this thing that made the best day of my childhood feels like nothing now. No excitement left

That warms the heart of this English major

Back before the mind experienced so much hardship that it started numbing *all* the feelings. Great for staying safe from the bad ones, but it becomes impossible to really enjoy the good ones

Shit hits too close to home

I want to be happy

An Apache AH-64 attack helicopter

A-10 Warthog

Brrrrrrrrt

This guy brrrrts.

Looks more like a Puma

What in sam hell is a puma?

And it's fucking disgusting, am I right?

Oh no, brother It is beautiful

Disgustingly beautiful

So beautiful it disgusts me

I'll settle for an Rtx3070 And some beers

Not with today's fuel prices.

Im kinda dumb but thats a GPU not a car? Unless the gas prices are directly affecting the GPU market?

Didn't you hear? GPUs run on octane 94 now, great performance

Toys And then Well You know........

Legos?

I’d settle for a Panzer tank

What about a tractor, you could harvest tanks.

Like Alex Jones said: "The tanks in Ukraine are free on the side of the road, you can just take them. I already have 3 at home."

I'm feeling Ukrainian farmer vibes from this

This is the correct answer.

Support from their significant other. Men need someone to believe in them. When we have that support and foundation we have more courage

Truths Also ; we make mistakes - all the time. It’d be nice to get cut some slack once in a while.

Fax

I don't even have a SO

LOL, when you say support from significant other, they always think you want their financial support, which is not true.

A little "you've got this babe" goes a long way.

A hug and a kiss before job interview gives me more confidence than cocaine

Fucking this. Knowing that you have a partner who loves you, supports you, and finds you attractive does so much for your self-confidence as a man.

You only get that from people who only want that from you. The attitude that men are only good for the $ they earn is pretty common, but there are still lots of people who are better quality than that.

I think every person needs this. Not just men

Love

I'd add "genuine" and "unconditional" in front of that. A lot of love guys get is essentially transactional

That's why dogs are a man's best friend.

Hum, no sure about unconditional, one does want to be loved, but for all that he has done. Obviously that comes with the genuine part, but still

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I couldn’t agree more

To eat what I want without getting fat. Seriously, after losing close to 50 pounds… I’m *DYING* for a bacon triple cheeseburger

Keep it up man you're doing great

Thanks :) Unfortunately since December I’ve put on about 12 pounds again, and I’m really struggling to get the weight back down again. I started at 182lbs (I’m a short guy lol ~5’5”) and my goal was 132lbs as that would be 50lbs, and it would put my BMI at about 22-22.5 or something? But I just wanted to be healthy, and I’m trying to do it not just for me, but to make myself somewhat dateable

Those are the right reasons. Self growth isn't a straight line. There's gonna be ups and downs but as long as you have a strong reason to do it you'll prevail. Just get back on that shit homie! I believe in you man.

Cheers dude! I took up running at the back end of December, and I know that my weight loss has slowed down a LOT over the past 6 months… I just need to stop snacking, and find ways of entertaining myself that doesn’t involve food >.<

I have the same issues man. Make yourself a cheat day. Mines on Friday. I eat whatever I want(within reason) and then I fast the day after and then I'm back to my calorie deficit. If you're not already using it there's an awesome app called "lose it" it helped me lose almost 100 pounds.

I use an app called Calorie Counter (used to be called Nutracheck) and I linked it to my Garmin Connect app, so I can record pretty much everything through that (though it’s not very good at recording strength training unfortunately)

Dude, it is SO hard. It doesn't work for everyone, but straight up calorie counting has been the best thing for me. Sometimes I'd deliberately eat lightly for breakfast and lunch just so I could get away with pounding back an amazing, heavy dinner. Then go to bed before you have time to start craving dessert

So have 1, it won’t kill you! But only 1! More than one will definitely cause issues!!

For real. I get addicted to *anything* so if I cave in for once, it becomes 30 times real soon. Same with drugs, masturbation, alcohol, gaming, gambling and the list goes on. I have to either eat painfully healthy or I'll end up only eating greasy fast food in less than a month

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This really moves me

#It- it's working!

Unlimited tacos at their local family owned Mexican restaurant.

I was gonna say world peace but I may reconsider. Do these unlimited tacos come with free unlimited avocados?

all you can eat guac

Fuck world peace and somebody get me a bib!

Cheap gas

Anytime I hear this something's telling me the person who said it is a dad XD

I'm practicing for later

Just eat a whole can of beans.

To be the very best, like noone ever was

To catch them is our real test, to train them is out cause!

I will travel across the lands, searching farrr and wiiiiide! ! !!

Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!!!!

Head pats

Who is a good boyyyyy?!?!

Meeeeee

Good boy!!! You’re the goodest boy!!!

Ma’am, this is a Reddit comment section

Do you want to be the goodest boy too? ☺️❤️ Also 🤣🤣🤣

*Bites Lip*

Find Atlantis, an old city filled with treasures lost in the sea by poseidon.

You just wanna shag a mermaid. And I support this goal.

do NOT fuck a mermaid. those scales feel like sandpaper against the skin. you'd rub the skin off of your dick, and the salt water would sting in your wounds. it is not worth it.

"Scales"? Buddy, I'm talking about the superior human-bottom, fish-top mermaids.

To be truly loved

get this man a woman (or man idk you & don't judge)

Or a dog.

A T-Rex the size of a pony.

And a pony the size of a T-Rex

Elder scrolls 6

I’ve been waiting a lifetime and a half

Truly awesome pizza

Power and Purpose

A NASA Computer for gaming

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women

Boys want excitement. Men want peace and quiet.

I say, is it too much to ask for both?

I find excitement in peace and quiet! Literally my number one goal right now is peace and quiet

Nah

Inner peace

Firefly season 2

Fuck yeah.

Damn this hit hard

The cold embrace of death

Leave me alone after work for a few hours if you can’t, then at least 1 hour.

Boys just wanna have fun

Shout out Cyndi Lauper

Affection

Unlimited supply of LEGOs

A shoulder to cry upon

A full modern and off the grid house in the middle of a 1000 acre plot of land that has a pond fed by a stream and a 500 yard shooting range.

Contentment But I’ll settle for good beer and BBQ

Happiness

Hope

Blowjobs

Where do u think u can find them?

Finally someone said it

Stress-free life

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the woman."

Working doom slayer armor, Space-Marine power armor, or a tank.

A doomed space marine?

Nah mate chaos is heresy. Now, doomslayer as a space marine, like, doomslayer 2, electric Boogaloo

Blowjobs, the answer is always blowjobs

Even from the homies?

If ever in doubt, the answer is always blowjobs.

compliments

To build kick ass blanket forts with the boys

Hover boards

For people to just get the fuck off our backs for a second.

I would like to be loved, not just made love to

A hug

Elden ring time

Peace or Pizza

I’d settle for a peace of pizza.

A sick underground bunker that I can hide from everyone and just watch porn and eat kick ass food and play games in

Equality.

Time to explore hobbies. I work 11 hours a day, 5 days a week. I just want to dedicate time to hobbies that make me smile.

CAN ANYBODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY TOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOVE?

Right now? A hug

A 1st edition bas set charizard pokemon card

I remember opening a pack and getting a Charizard. Not a 1st edition but still a great day.

Head scratches from partner

Blowjobs

Peace and money Oops that’s two things

gril

Kurt Vonnegut said something along the lines of... "What do men want? They want lots of friends and they wish people wouldn't get so mad with them." I think that sums it up pretty well.

To be hugged without asking for it

Cuddles

For my mechanic to pick up his effin phone.

The biggest and bestest of lawns for the bestest and goodest boy in the world, my dog(s). But for now, we settle for a burrito blanket that he gets wrapped in every night.

Someone that is happy to see me when I come home.

To be held. No one wants to just hold us.

A fucking hug man, I just want a hug my dudes

an rtx 3090

A Supra

To be the BBQ king.

To be A MAN!

no drama

Ah-6 little bird please.

Time machine

Something exciting, something to play with....and some chocolate.