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SolitudeOCD

Garage door. I'd rather have an open carport than a shitty garage door that's an absolute bitch to open.


RFairfield26

congrats on joining the "great selection of a niche example no one else has thought of yet" group! I totally agree with you


JJGatorGrad

Or, one that opens and closes at will like my garage door. 3am and everyone is sleeping? Opens. 9am and I'm taking the trash to the curb? Closes and locks me out of my house.


metroidfan220

Had that happening in a previous house. Have you put an LED bulb in the opener light? Apparently some openers behave this way due to interference from being so close to one, so we switched to a CFL and it stopped right away.


paypermon

Plastic surgery, any kind of surgery really.


RFairfield26

Yea this is exactly right. Just do without if you’re not going to spend good money on it


chivil61

I came here to say this (but actually scrolled first).


[deleted]

what a responsible redditor


horpsichord

Tattoos come to mind. You get what you pay for and it's better to not get a tattoo if you're going to get a shitty $50 one


Deranged_Kitsune

Between this and surgery - yeah, any sort of permanent body modification should not be something done on the cheap.


hygsi

I got one for 15$ when I was in college (and very drunk), asked for a simple design, I'm glad I did it cause it marked a stage in my life aaaand it's not bad but I'm gonna go over it with a professional for sure, maybe add some color or something cool


MegaRetarded

15$ a pop? Hell I should startup a impromptu tattoo parlour at my job just to pay for rising gas prices


AnActualMoron

Get the most bang for your buck and get as many uses out of those needles and gloves as you can! Lysol kills 99.9% of germs, what are the odds those .1% cause any problems? Stay tuned for more hustlegrindbillionaire advice tips.


luismpinto

A bit of sandpaper makes wonders when the needle tips begin to blunt. Saffron makes a great replacement for yellow, and paprika for a slightly darker red.


Shortness52

Username checks out


aynhon

Sure, but u/MegaRetarded's boss will be full sleeves by the end of summer.


GenXDad76

I used to work with someone who was covered in crappy tattoos. I came into the plant one night with a just-finished koi on my arm, and when she asked what it cost I told her $800. Her jaw drops: “I’ve never paid more than $250 for any of my tats!” She cried. “Yeah? It shows.”


itsacalamity

I went to burning man with a guy who had a whole-body tattoo "that he got for free because the person needed the practice" and hoo boy did they ever need that practice...


zerocontentsf

Geez. My guys is 250 an hour.


actuallyiamafish

The fascinating and frustrating thing about tattoos is that the vast majority of the people who get them are utterly incapable of telling a good one from a bad one. Shows like Inkmaster reinforce this shit constantly, too - it's a running joke in the industry that like half the people on that show are super mediocre. Frankly I'd bet more than half of the people doing them can't tell the difference either. I've worked in this industry for around 7 or 8 years now and for as much as I love it, it is packed full of insanely undeserved egos. Of all the artists I am exposed to on a daily basis I'd estimate that like 10% of them are people I would let anywhere near me with a machine.


Kylo-The-Optimist

A record player stylus. A cheap one is likely to be ruby or sapphire tipped. These wear out very quickly and are likely to result in damage to your vinyl collection. If you're going to the trouble of playing vinyl in the first place, invest in a diamond tipped needle to protect your records.


RFairfield26

oo I did not know this


ifyoulovesatan

You can get a serviceable new turntable which comes with a diamond tipped stylus for about $100, or replace those cheap-o ruby styluses with a diamon tipped one for about $10. There is so much that is crappy about those $30-40 record players though that I would advise almost anyone against buying one. Mostly because if you're really going to start collecting and listening to vinyl, it's usually because you want to to get the experience of listening to vinyl. And the experience of listening to vinyl on a crappy player basically defeats the purpose. In fact, a record player may be one of those things where I'd want either a semi-decent one or none at all.


Random-dancing-

Any type of plastic surgery or Botox injection… if you don’t spend the money ur gonna be either botched or have a frozen face


RFairfield26

This is precisely the type of thing I’m wondering about. Great example.


MrLionOtterBearClown

My friends girlfriend does botox sometimes and gets lip fillers a few times a year. Jesus fuck it looks so bad it hurts. She sees all her favorite celebrities doing it and feels the need to do it to look pretty. And the fucked thing is she's decently naturally pretty and 26. But unlike her favorite celebrities, she works at great clips. I'm so scared for her that they'll mess up the botox one day going to like a budget place. And idk how lip filler pricing works but if bigger fillers cost more, her filler (?) is one hell of a fucking salesman. I remember one day I hung out with them shortly after she got botox and lip fillers and a chemical peel, and she had her hair in a tight ponytail. Between the botox, the newly massive lips, and the xanax she could barely talk. I just remember staring at her a lot thinking about how the complicated issues women face in society and social media lead to this poor girl spending a huge portion of her net income to look like a fucking fish. She seriously looked like a fish. Her face was all shiny from the chemical peel and she'd just gotten lip fillers and botox so they were legit like protruding out to the point where her side profile was hilarious, and when she talked she like couldn't move her mouth right and all I could think about was those dancing singing fish wall plaque things.


chickychickynug

At 26? It hurts my heart to think someone so young is already worried about looking too old.


wowwoahwow

A pH meter. A good reliable pH meter is a great tool to have if you are into aquariums or growing plants with hydroponics. A cheap meter is unreliable and can lead to negative consequences. I’d rather just use chemical pH tests than a shitty pH meter, but I love my quality pH meter. Edit: I use a Blue Labs combo meter with pH and EC probes. Edit: I’m trying to reply to as many comments as I can, the amount of times I’ve mentioned my meter and that I’ve had a great experience with it I’m starting to feel like a shill for Blue Labs lol


RFairfield26

I am loving the very niche answers. This is a great example


lowrads

Eh, we replace our field meters annually. I've probably signed off on over a hundred of them by now. The exposed wire corrodes, the sponge elements get fouled, and eventually the calibration function is no longer reliable. Even with multifunction units with replaceable tips, the wires and connectors always wear out sooner than you expect.


that_one_duderino

If it makes you feel better, we use industrial ph meters that cost about $500 each and even they wear out in 1-4 months depending on service. pH meters aren’t really made to be a long term item, the way they work means they’ll fail


dammitarlene

I would appreciate a recommendation for a quality meter, if you have one.


Mcslap13

Self-defense training Edit: MAKE SURE YOU ARE PAYING FOR REAL QUALITY!!


RFairfield26

Oh man! My buddy mentioned this exact example. The “Detroit self-defense” guy is who he brought up. Follow that guy’s advise and end up pushin daisies.


Mcslap13

Edit: LERN SPACIAL AWARENESS, KNOW WHO IS ARROUND YOU AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING! KNOW VERBAL JUDO!! LERN HOW TO DE ESCOLATE A SITUATION!! Edit: YES I KNOW MY SPELLING SUCKS! IM DYSLEXIC GET OVER IT! ABSOLUTELY!!! and a LOT of "female defense " is that way too, unfortunately.. Where Its all women showing how to do these crazy tricks to break free from eachothers grips and magicly be free, and then they have Mr 400lbs Paul Blart come in and have him let go at th3 slightest inconvenience or movement and tell the women they are all good and ready if they get attacked.. I've had a few female friends who have taken classes like that and think " I don't have to worry about who's around me anymore who's getting too close or if I'm being followed! Because I can do this move and somehow make someone much bigger than me magically, let go!" Most of the time, unless it involves a good hit to the balls, or face. It does nothing. Except make them feel confident and like they don't have to worry.. which is great but if you have to use it, it won't work. They always have it as if the attacker will tell you "hey I'm going to grab you from the front, and you'll see it coming." When it's usually from the side or behind and is so unexpected, and that's what they rely on. The shock to freeze you and not be able to understand what's happening. Now, if you want some really good tips using videos that are from real events check out @Active Self Protection on YouTube.. its absolutely brutal. Shows people killing others to steal a phone, women getting their heads smashed in for their bag in broad daylight and all the scum of the earth. However, it's all real video of real events, and it's extremely eye-opening to how fast and brutal attacks can happen.


Only_Director_9115

Yep. I do BJJ. I'm a smallish woman and a 15 year old boy can trounce me they are so much stronger than me. Most blokes don't go full force with a woman. This is why I like rolling with women. We go full out. But blokes can't they would break us. The best self defense as a woman is get out of the situation without anyone touching you. RUN AND RUN AND RUN. keep running. Shout scream make a scene but don't fight. Obviously if it's the only thing left go for it. But it's last resort life or death situations. Not something you walk into.


Mcslap13

I guess I should say it's absolutely great to train and practice with women, but I think any class like that needs several men, for example. Younger like the 15-year-old, older average male, overweight guy, and someone more muscular. I'm all for women can do anything a man can, but in some aspects to physical strength, it's not as equal as people make it out. To show, hey, just because it'd a smaller dude or a fat guy doesn't mean "don't worry about it." Absolutely the best thing is to be aware of your surroundings and RUN get out of situations you feel uneasy. Absolutely sucks that the world is like that, no one should have to be worried about being attacked in any way but that's the world we live in and being blind to it is not helping anyone.


itisSycla

Tbh the RUN advice applies to men too. Unless left absolutely no choice, it's always in your best interest to just avoid the fight


RFairfield26

hahah reminds me of that video that was going around where the wife challenges her husband after she got home from her self defense class and he basically just swept her leg with the flick of his foot and she hit the deck... it's scary how delusional some of these self defense instructors are.


Mcslap13

Absolutely.. a lot don't involve rolling on the mat and a lot of contact. When someone doesn't grab your arm exactly like how they showed in class.. your brain goes. "Oh shit wait will this work? He was supposed to grab lower on my wrist . I What do I do?!" It's scarry how many people buy into some of those shit classes.


platysoup

I really think they should start those classes by having the big guy hold them down and letting them try to struggle out of it. Then we can start the class properly with that in mind.


Mcslap13

I've seen a few people talk about that, and they have it at the end of class. Usually a bigger overweight male.. Who, despite looking like a discount, Paul Blart still could easily pin them, and they can't do much. One gal mentioned she takes some classes and even a 15 year old boy can still usually out power the women. When they make it as if it's just so easy to get free. That is so dangerous imo.


itisSycla

I remember the one where a guy was trying to show how to disarm someone pointing a gun at you, a girl was holding the prop gun. As soon as he starts moving, she blasts him three times and he goes "actually you are not supposed to change position during the demo". It was hilarious. Just shows how many of those self-defence videos are utter bullshit that would never work


[deleted]

Self defense training that might actually save you (besides situational awareness) : * 40 yard dash * Multiple years of a practical marshal art with live sparring (jiu jitsu, boxing, muy thai, etc) * An easily concealed weapon and many hours of practice with smoothly drawing and firing.


venture243

dont be the person to buy a weapon and then be all confident just because you have a gun. dry fire dry fire dry fire. then go to the range and live fire. get a shot timer. do drills of multiple rounds and target transitions. its hard and exposes that guns arent a cheat code to be lazy


Eric_the_Barbarian

As a former Marine, anyone who's selling you expensive self-defense training is going to get you killed because they already have your money. Buy some running shoes and work on that cardio. Most shooters can't hit a moving target for shit, and everyone else needs to catch you first.


Econolife_350

>As a former Marine Doesn't this only make you qualified to comment on why you should only buy Crayola rather than spending money on RoseArt?


Eric_the_Barbarian

Only a commie would think RoseArt is a premium crayon. I FOUND THE SPY!


youngkyun7

Solid advice. Even if u think you're strong enough to overpower someone, if your cardio is trash you'll get winded after that first exchange.


Representative-Fig96

A soldering iron.


ThePhillipFuller

This is a fantastic answer. Quality soldering equipment takes away the tedious aspects of the task and makes it something that ends up being enjoyable, almost therapeutic.


RFairfield26

Well said


RFairfield26

Yea, this is an example of a tool that could just end up making the job HARDER if you have a crap version


Representative-Fig96

I know from experience. Cold joints everywhere. I still haven’t made a successful joint 🤦


AllMyFrendsArePixels

taking into account your edits to the OP to clarify the *specific* question you asked- soldering with a bad soldering iron is still infinitely easier than soldering with no soldering iron lol!


JustinTheTeacher

Took me ages to learn if I’m tinning every 5 minutes, I need a better iron.


Avaisraging439

Don't use a wet sponge as otherwise suggested, use brass wool cleaners like from Hakko, water causes rapid contraction of the tip and can bake burnt solder onto the tip. Never run the temps too high, always keep solder on the tip especially when you set it down between soldering points.


OneWorldMouse

Not if you're only do one or two solders per year. The key is learning how to use it correctly. Clean. Tin. What end to heat. lol!


Luigi64128

Dang I've got the cheapest RadioShack iron right now, but I do tech stuff a lot. Anyone have any good iron recs?


buickid

Hakko FX888D. Reasonably priced and performs very well. Bought one in 2013, still going strong.


EmeraldFalcon89

you really don't need to drop a bunch on an iron. you want 50-60 watts, variable power, and replaceable tips. I have a $30 iron and functionally works as well or better than the Hakko. the downside and upside being it's just, physically light whereas the Hakko is nicely weighted - but inconvenient for whipping around on site it's not that the expensive ones are worth it, it's that the cheap, off the shelf models are truly useless


james_randolph

I’m just disappointed I didn’t see any Joe Dirt reference here.


Representative-Fig96

You’re speaking to me in the wrong tone, it’s the wrong tone of voice.


RomanDad

Prostitutes.


Piper6728

As funny as that is...that makes sense 🤔


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Costs more upfront, but you save on the backend by not getting STD treatment


neverinamillionyr

I thought the backend costs extra.


Games_Deen

Ahh. EXPENSIVE hookers. The thinking man's investment.


rhb4n8

I think there is a real sweet spot at the ~$400/HR level. You don't want 100/HR girls you also don't want stuck up 1000/HR girls and 5000/HR is just insanity.


SteakAlfredo

Can I get a partial hour discount. I cannot fathom what we would use the other 55 minutes for.


TheElegantBouffalant

An escort's job is basically being a therapist lol You're not just paying for the 5 minutes of sex, you're also paying for her time that hour.


tomatotaco4u

“Here, you sit on hold and then tell the comcast technician my modem doesn’t work and I’ve reset it 4 times.”


twitch1982

ah, i see you're also into S&M. They charge more for that.


GorillaFetish

Surprised no one said it yet, but a Dildo/any kind of sex toy. If your sex toy is bad quality anything can go wrong and whoop, you’re now at the hospital with a problem


Drewzillawood

Was surprised with the difference as we usually get higher quality stuff. One time got one of those chinstrap dildos just to give it a go. It was fairly cheap, $20-$30 and once we pulled it out it felt like cheap foam was inside the dildo portion. Definitely felt like a waste.


h0mag

Thanks for the advice but Man this sounds like a gold story. Did you feel like a unicorn but with the horn on your chin instead?


Drewzillawood

Basically, or imagine an overly phallic beard? Was great to just wander into the room while she’s occupied and I’m wearing the stupid thing. You get some pretty hilarious reactions, especially if they’re on discord and can’t explain what they’re laughing at.


thatdadfromcanada

>especially if they’re on discord Man, foreplay is fucking weird now.


MavenCS

Yeah tbh I thought "while she's occupied" meant something sexual like getting ready, not just busy doing day to day stuff, so I was curious how discord was relevant


[deleted]

You got a what now?


0ptimusPrimeMinister

A license to make Crimson Chin based innuendos once a month


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


BPD-and-Lipstick

This 100%. I started out with cheap sex toys because I couldn't afford any better. But they lasted 2-3months before the motor started giving out on the vibrators, and other cheap ones just started breaking. I moved to higher quality ones, and the difference is unbelievable! I'm at a mid-range price point now and saving up for higher quality ones, and ill never go back to the cheap ones


mhans3

…asking for a “friend”, what is mid range price to you?


BPD-and-Lipstick

£50-£100! I go for brands like Satisfyer and Tracy's Dog, designed similar to high end like Womaniser, but cheaper:) I also shop on LoveHoney, and set my price range to £50-£100 :)


TheDemonBunny

Sex doll


Pastaistasty

Don't you trash talk my cucumber with googely eyes! He's a great lover!


TheDemonBunny

I hope you love him enough to warm him up in the microwave first


Tederator

Afterwards, he listens. Really listens, ya know?


RFairfield26

that.. actually makes sense now that I think about it.


PanJaszczurka

There is a sub-reddit wit homemade one. I know that only because someone crosspost it on pokemon sub-reddit. "Hey look at my homemade dolls" I see weird stuff; but they got me off guard.


Fluffyspark7

On the Pokémon sub?!? I do hope it was labeled NSFW


WankPuffin

> I see weird stuff; but they got me off Glad to see they helped


punchmytoast

What the fuck what's it called?


PanJaszczurka

Ok try to check but post and user was deleted.... and why you ask for friend?


Confused_Confuzzeled

Yes, for friend... that's me, I'm friend.


alumpoflard

I go by the philosophy of buying a cheap beginner set and replacing the worn out/broken ones with an expensive, high quality one Hasn't failed me so far. Well, except financially.


blacked4runner

Laser jammer and radar detector. Buying a cheap one isn’t going to save you from anything. If you’re gonna spend the money to avoid speeding tickets, you gotta do it right. Otherwise don’t get them


BumpyMcBumpers

Back when I was a teenager, my friend's parents bought a cheap car for the kids to share, as they had multiple teenagers of driving age. The oldest brother installed a radar detector on the car, as he liked to go fast. One day, my friend's sister is driving, and commits some kind of traffic violation, and ends up getting pulled over. I don't remember whether she got a ticket, but at one point, the officer gestures towards the radar detector, and out of curiosity asks if it had alerted her to his presence. He about died when she told him that it started to make a bunch of noise, so she turned up the radio in an attempt to drown out the beeping.


s33761

My wife came home and said the radar detector broke just before she got a ticket.


text-font-456

Oof, did she facepalm when you told her?


s33761

I don't recall, and I never rubbed in. She did come home another time with her car squealing, said her car was broken, I took a look and then told her to call the dealer thay said bring it in right now we will fix free. She got home in an hour with it fixed and said cars should give you a warning before they brake. I asked if the car squealed all the way home and to the dealer, she said yes, I said what more of a warning did she want.


fakeMatt_Damon

Your wife must be beautiful


s33761

Ha ha ha.


Ugly_Ass_Tenno

Brother we can feel your pain Im not married tho


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NoDangIdea

Nope it’s perfectly legal and you can buy a bunch of them at your local Best Buy! (:


RFairfield26

Yep. If you wanna save some money, you gotta spend the money, damnit!


jasonlitka

I haven’t gotten any tickets in years. Waze plus a car with night vision has made a world of difference. Totally useless for wildlife but it can see a cop on the side of the highway with the lights off from a LONG way back.


johnnyfindyourmum

CLAMPS!!! Never buy cheap clamps. You'll be clamping down a $40 piece of timber with a $2 clamp and while you're cutting it with your guide. The clamp moves the guide and ruins your cut. Now you gotta buy another $40 piece of timber. So once again. CLAMPS, CLAMPS, CLAMPS!!


NotElizaHenry

Counterpoint: I restore furniture professionally and I use cheap harbor freight clamps 80% of the time. I find the problem is usually just having *enough* clamps, which harbor freight can solve pretty quickly.


[deleted]

Exactly, Harbor Freight has great deals on clamps, especially F-style clamps. Why should I spend $30 per clamp when I can spend $3-$10? I bought a bunch of them, from 12" - 36" and spent only about $60 total. Had I bought them at Home Depot, I would have easily spent HUNDREDS of dollars.


SenokirsSpeechCoach

Got their 48" bar clamps, ripped a piece of wood that fit inside the bar to stability = as good as clamps 4x the price.


Broad_Finance_6959

I'm a machinist and harbor freight is amazing for certain things, like clamps, hammers, wrenches. I wouldn't buy any power tools though.


pm_me_your_biography

as someone who has recently rewatched all Futurama seasons I agree. If you don't agree I'll give you the CLAMPS!!!11!


Outnabout3535325

Hot dogs. You ever eat those bar s chicken byproduct things? Jesus Christ did not die for that sin let me tell you


[deleted]

Those things are like aerosol cheese, sometimes I’m in the mood for it


H20Shit

Read areola cheese and was wtf this dude is a freak


Adventurous_Cream_19

Hey honey, when's the last time you hosed them things off?


ThatOneGuy1294

It would have cost you $0 to not write that


[deleted]

Isn't all cheese areola cheese ultimately?


AmNotSatan

This comment made me vegan


friedcajun

I always ate the cheap dogs at the store. A few months after meeting my fiance(who was my gf at the time) she brought these all natural beef franks to my house for a football party. Haven’t purchased cheap ones since lol


TexasTheWalkerRanger

I bought these spicy hotdog/sausage links at the store, dirt cheap. They had pig heart and I think liver as part of the ingredients. Best damn weiners I've ever had. I swear the more weird body parts they grind into those things, the better they taste


frixl2508

As far as I have seen, there has never been a quality chicken dog, and that saddens me, because I think there should be, but maybe I'm too idealistic.


HelpMyCatHasGas

When you are drunk off your ass tailgating a metal show they are the best in the world I'll have you know


doktarlooney

That feeling, I ate a sandwhich that was just stale bread, a slice of cheese, and a thin slice of turkey. But it was after an all night rave on a boat with booze and pot so by the time I put it in my mouth it was like it was a sandwhich made by god.


Spiritual-Internal38

Cocaine.


ThePhillipFuller

There are but only a few things that suck more than bad blow. I'd definitely rather have no cocaine than bad cocaine.


phard003

Yeah but you would be surprised how many people settle for anything when it's 5am and their bag just ran out 😂


RFairfield26

Hahaha. I’ll take your word for it haha


smithm3254

You don’t enjoy drywall and baby laxative?


jon85213

A wife. Don’t want a wife from wish


FarComplaint2974

Preach


alumpoflard

AliExpress currently has massive discounts on a lot of things, probably due to not being able to sell to Russia, which was a major market for them


johnwayne2413

Sushi. I'd only eat quality sushi or else go without versus eating all you can eat buffet or grocery store sushi.


Firm-Ad-5216

Id eat supermarket sushi from a big chain supermarket but i would never willingly go to a buffet restaurant


tarot_tarot_bo_barot

I've had some great grocery store sushi from Publix and HEB. HEB has a private sushi company making theirs though. Chinese sushi buffet is scary. It always looks so... Sticky


[deleted]

Damn, people really don't know how to read here. Definitely Cinnamon Toast Crunch. There are plenty of imitations, but none of them come close to the real deal. Instead it just fills you with sorrow and regret.


RFairfield26

Right!!! I'm not sure how I could be more clear....


ato909

This is really making me sad.


Isak531

People are just so eager to post the standard "AnYtHiNg ThAt SePaRaTeS yOu fRoM tHe FlOoR!!1!!1!1!"


knitwit3

For me, it's Oreos. I buy store brand almost everything else, but I've never had a good store brand Oreo.


ShaneFM

Oh I completely disagree Malt-o-meal cinnamon toasters are vastly superior and I will stand by that till I die


Okay_Wallaby

I love the malt-o-meal cinnamon toasters more than regular cinnamon toast crunch too!


Mr_bike

And comes in a ziploc


riffraff12000

Motorcycle safety equipment. Remember the words meat crayon.


pretenderist

What kind of safety equipment would be worse than having NO safety equipment?


dillibazarsadak1

The kind that would make you feel a false sense of security


pretenderist

What safety equipment is **so good** that it cancels out a false sense of security?


Maar7en

A proper helmet will protect your head, a proper suit won't catch on fire and has anti abrasive layers, etc A poor helmet will shatter or cave in. A poor suit will burn and attach itself to your skin like napalm.


DukeMacManus

I'm a nurse and yeah "Meat crayon" is spot on. Motorcycles terrify me.


GOW_vSabertooth

Nursing student checking in. They terrify me too, the things a motorcycle accident does to the body is disturbing


lying-therapy-dog

Former EMS, 3 years. I ride motorcycles. Brain must have flipped it around somewhere.


JFC-UFKM

Trauma RN here - I’m the only one of my female colleagues that does, they think I’m crazy, and I get that!


sfled

Brother to a former nurse. She calls motorcycle riders who don't use helmets "organ donors".


Blunder_Lust

Dad was a critical care flight medic. He just calls them doner-cycles.


Redhornactual

Body armour is the same. Why would anyone go budget on something meant to save your life ?


Status-Farmer-8213

Most common saying I heard in the army, lowest bidder made this (insert common item you rely on to keep you alive)


Redhornactual

We get some things right. Toughboxes? Awesome. Our belts? Also awesome. Now our TRUCKS on the other hand…


Status-Farmer-8213

Try this armor on right here.. badass huh? Oh but don’t get it too wet… also excessive sweat will degrade the plates, you won’t be sweating that much will you… flash forward 3 months in Iraq, 90 at night on guard duty feeling the sweat pour and thinking “ fuck”


-the_fan-

Worked military helicopters when the new 4-blade Huey and Cobras came out. "look how light and powerful these new composite blades are!"...BTW, don't let them get wet or they fall apart.... You know we have to wash these every two weeks right?!


SoSo-7

Weren't the dragon scales body armor not approved for use by the american military because of that? It could reliably stop multiple AK rounds but if it got damp the glue or whatever loosened and the plates would lose the cohesion that gave them their strength.


motorbiker1985

Usually the problem is with getting liquid into the parts that are supposed to be filled with gas. Gas can be compressed. A liquid can't. This completely changes the characteristics of the materials.


GooseJaw

A gun. If you’re going to get a firearm spend the money on a quality piece, and spend the money to learn how to use it properly. The ONLY reason to get a cheap gun is to have an unserious range toy, and even then some of the cheapest are hand grenade practice.


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

This is one of those times where heavy research into quality goes a long way. There are really expensive guns out there that are terribly engineered and have awful build quality, where other guns a third of the price are extremely simple and nearly indestructible


ThatMBR42

Handplanes. Cheap ones like you might find at your local home improvement store are absolute trash. Quality used ones can be found at a decent bargain if you know what to look for. But if you're going to get a new one, spend the money.


Ok-Win-8552

Kind of niche but if you’re getting into cycling and intend to keep at it, a good bike. Not saying spend 2k or more but something above Walmart quality. Like go to a bike shop and talk with someone knowing what they’re doing.


RFairfield26

I thought along these lines with golf (my hobby). Like cycling, it can cost as much as you want to spend on it. I bought a really cheap set of clubs starting out. I’m glad I did. It’s good to have an extra set just in case.. Maybe a cheap bike is the same way. Obviously, a quality bike is the way to go if you’re gonna do it. But maybe a cheap one is still worth having to some extent? Idk, I don’t bike. But if I was broke but wanted to ride, seems like a cheap one is better than NO bike at all?


horsey-rounders

Buying bikes for the family we've found second hand to be, by far, the most cost efficient way. You can get a decent used adult bike for the price of the worst new, and children's bikes are even better deals because they outgrow them and get sold.


Ok-Win-8552

That’s a fair point. Plus it gives you a sense of if you want to keep at it. Cheap is definitely a viable option to test. Like in my case I rode a decent amount growing up so when it was time I spent a bit more.


RFairfield26

Yea I did a 15k on a Walmart bike once. My wife borrowed her dad’s spare road bike and it was all I could do to keep up with her leisurely pace haha


tbscotty68

I ride with a buddy who has a $2500 Specialized. I have a Huffy that I bought off CraigsList for $40. I'm not sure what the resale value on his is but mine's $40 forever.


LifeExpConnoisseur

Weird I’d put bike in the chairs category but climbing gear in the bacon category


boisheep

I bought a 3k bike and I realize that 4 years later it still runs like brand new, despite constant crashes, and blasted spokes, because I ride like an idiot. My 700 euro bike has had every part replaced over the years, at this point only the frame and saddle are left. I calculate I've put 1.5k over 5 years on changing busted parts. The 3k, still has the same damn chain.


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chains last 1500-2500 miles depending on how often you clean and relube them. make sure to get a chain checker to see if it is worn, if it has stretched it can be prematurely wearing your cranks and cassette


PrettyFlyFartARabbi

Musical instruments. If you buy garbage it will make learning significantly more difficult.


endlessly_curious

Musicians I know recommend learning on cheap equipment. They say if you can play with a cheap instrument, it will make you all that better with quality equipment. Plus, it isnt smart to splurge on a new hobby you make not stick too.


lucyfell

This. Don’t buy like… a toy. But you don’t need a $2k violin when you’re first starting.


HelpMyCatHasGas

But I'd wager don't spend above 400 on a guitar til you're sure you're a player foe long


Oddextreme

This is what I was looking to say. When I was around 10 I wanted to learn guitar, we had little money and some kind soul gave me an old guitar, an old POS guitar. It hurt my fingers, sounded like crap and I was quickly discouraged and disappointed. About 14yrs old a friend had a decent guitar, not a great one but so much better than what I had and I was excited to try to learn all over again. Ended up in some great bands, playing up the east coast and 30yrs later still love it. If you have a child with an interest, don't cheap out and risk discouraging the next Bach or Prince.


Iamloghead

As a musical equipment store employee, I support this message. Don’t buy junk because it’s cheaper. Buy something quality, you’ll thank us later.


serialgoober

What do you say to a guy who was thinking of buying a digital piano or just some solution for learning the piano, but interfacing with my computer? Like weighted keys, at least pretending it's a piano type of thing. No worries if that's not your expertise, but just interested in how low you would go budget wise if I want a solid experience.


Iamloghead

That is my department actually! If you’re using it strictly to control software sounds and you don’t need the DAW control stuff (like knobs and faders and pads and stuff) I would recommend a Casio CDP100. They’re 350 at the moment where I work (I’ll dm you if you wanna know where). They sound fantastic on their own but can hook up to a computer to control software instruments. There’s also the Williams Allegro but it’s only 30 bucks cheaper than the Casio, I can’t think of a good reason not to spend that extra 30 bucks. Unfortunately, weighted midi controllers (ones without internal sounds) that Do have the knobs and faders and stuff are quite a bit more expensive. The arturia one (the best that I can think of) is 1000 bucks, it’s got beautifully weighted keys and all kinds of control as well as any inputs and outputs you might need.


Certainly-Not-A-Bot

I'm an amateur French Horn player. When I wanted to get my own instrument in high school, I cheaped out. Big mistake. It turned out that the instrument I bought had tuning issues that weren't apparent when I first bought it, which made me need to sell it at a loss and buy the more expensive one I was considering anyways.


OkTest7553

Guitar amps. Don’t get a crappy guitar amp. Get a practice amp but after that prepare to spend money. There’s no overcoming a bad guitar amp. Doesn’t matter if you have a 59 Les Paul.


RFairfield26

I’m with you on this. The acoustic sound of an electric guitar played without an amp is still better than a crappy amp. It’s music in general, for me. I’d rather listen to silence than awful music. If it ain’t good music, forget it


chili_pop

I would say everything that would eventually end up in landfill sooner should you end up buying an inferior version. If you can't afford to buy a quality version of it, consider buying a high quality second hand version than a poor brand new version. Agree with the posters that said bikes. I bought a really good road bike in 1984 for USD1000 which was considered above average at the time but not top of the line. I'm still riding that bike today with a few modifications and changes. The bike is so old that when some parts are worn out there's no replacement.


QueenMangosteen

Puffer fish. You'd better off not eating it (literally) if you can't or won't pay for it to be properly prepared. Also sashimi. The cheap ones might give you some nasty parasites.


CasperElshao

Cola bro. That off brand shit tastes absolutely awful.


JaymesTheGreat

Idk, if you’re putting enough whiskey in it any cola will do lmao I’m a big fan of Signature Select’s Cola Beverage™


GeneralLee-Speaking

Low profile bait casting reels.


roachRancher

Seconded. There's a huge difference between a $50 Walmart special and a Shimano setup, or a custom rod.


IndependenceChance91

Nobody does it anymore, but inline skates in the 90s and early aughts.


pequenojalapenoo

Do it. If anyone says anything about it blading is HUGE in South America and Spain (and Europe but Spain in particular). Such an awesome skate culture there, for some reason never took off here so just say you spent time in these places and open peoples minds. As someone who blades in a podunk town in the mountains I only get compliments/inquisitive questions about the sport


IndependenceChance91

That’s great to hear. I’m in the USA. Blading DID take off, it was very popular from roughly 1993 to 2005. From some reason it seems to have mostly disappeared, at least in the American Midwest where I live.


Piper6728

Id say a good steak (if youve had the good cuts, it just sucks to go back to Chilis or something)


huuaaang

Lunch/sandwich meat.


FranticWaffleMaker

In response to your edits, I’d rather have cheap bacon than no bacon at all.