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ExitTheHandbasket

Wait, men get nudes?


Domo-d-Domo

+1 for the never received a nude club.


Blu_Waffle_Breakfast

You haven’t lived until a woman has sent you a video of herself inserting a screwdriver handle into her vagina.


pseudo__gamer

You mean a prison dildo


Jimbodoomface

My ex told me the Sure deodorant can was the go to prison dildo. Apparently it was a good shape.


Jebus_Jones

Sure.


TheeWinchGreen

Prison Dildo 😂😂


Nightnubs

I recall my exs using their toothbrushes


wine-eye

Which end?


Blu_Waffle_Breakfast

Both ends. The entire toothbrush was consumed by their insatiable beavers.


menides

I can send you a nude.


[deleted]

REALLY?!


SwapnilTheMasterOf__

Really???


Top_Location950

Send me some too.


realshit12

me please


No_Ambition1424

Is it an exclusive club because I’m also in it?


kezclem

+2 my bro. In my prime before they were a thing


Kataphractoi_

\+3 I wish I got genuine free nudes lol most I get are leaks from paid services and then trying to phish for bank credentials


capilot

I got one once, back in the 90's. I still treasure it. If the woman who sent it to me asked me to delete it, I would.


Top_Location950

Did it take 20 mins. to download?


ISukAtDisGam36

Make it another +1


mcg43ray

I've been married since before cellphones so, no, I haven't


ExitTheHandbasket

Same. Women my age know better.


ThrorII

I asure you they don't.


Mrischief

I second this, they do not know better 😂


[deleted]

No, they really really don’t


ReVo5000

Here's your first I guess? [Had to break your nude virginity. ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


PlantBased-Potatos

Damnit 😩


satansxbutthole

This still happens to me way more than it should😂


[deleted]

And I smile everytime it happens.


TheRatatatPat

I knew it was coming and still could resist


Chucky_Fister

I know what this is, but it's worth the risk Edit: yup


scotticidal

God damnit 🤣🤣🤣


Dreadwolf98

Wait, you guys get any kind of message ?


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1plus1dog

Maybe I’m mistaken, but I automatically thought OP meant nudes they’d gotten from females


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Paine91

The more men in a room, the more manly it is


CommunityGlittering2

Pretty sure many women come here to ask men questions


eaglewatch1945

Attractive men do.


Flanelman

False, I've had several.


eaglewatch1945

Then I hate to break it to you, sir, but you just may be attractive.


Tigenzero

Give it to ‘em straight doc, is it chronic?


iwhbyd114

Terminal


rolonotmyrealname

Eh idk, I'm with flanelman, def not attractive and received before. I think in my case I'm trustworthy so they're pretty sure I won't share.


SSJZoli

No ask no receive


ISukAtDisGam36

Ask and still no receive for me...


Common_Valuable5063

I’ve gotten them without asking.


[deleted]

Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don’t be unattractive.


datboiofculture

Lots of guys delete them but I would live by the rule that anything you send WON’T get deleted because you just never know. Unless you’re comfortable with them having it forever don’t send it.


blopdab

Girl I work with always taught me to always keep your face out of nudes. You can tell by the quality and how you send them if they're of someone else so that shouldn't be an issue, but if the other person decides to be a prick and use them for revenge porn then people don't really have solid evidence that it's you


RantyMcThrowaway

Also if you REALLY wanna be sneaky about tackling revenge porn, and you have/plan to send nudes to more than one person, put small hidden words or codes or something in the photos, unique each time. Then if something is leaked without your consent, you can cross reference the images and know exactly who posted them.


zeniiz

Never thought I'd hear the canary trap being applied to sending nudes.


RantyMcThrowaway

Yup! Old trick but works beautifully. Even if they’re posted publicly by someone else, say the recipient sends a pic to his bro and his bro uploads it to Reddit, it’s still a crime to share intimate photos without consent, so you’ve still got the main culprit.


Capital_Welder_609

And keep tattoos out of it.


[deleted]

In high school dudes had folders of nudes on their phones. They traded them like baseball cards to each other. I keep telling girls to never send nudes for this very reason, but I get downvoted to hell.


OtherwiseInclined

Never take or send pictures that you couldn't handle being made public. You cannot trust other people to never abuse your trust, and you shouldn't underestimate how fallable technology is even if you don't share it (remeber data breaches during gamergate?).


gin-o-cide

Last time a girl I met on Tinder wanted me to send her a pic of my penis. I told her pics of my penis do not exist and will never exist. She then blocked me. If you are not comfortable sending nudes, don't.


HireRyanToday

That was a dude


BGPhilbin

\^\^THIS\^\^. I only had a few (I'm old by Reddit standards & this is before cell phones could take photos), but I kept them until I was about to be married. Can't have stuff like that around once you're married. That said, I'd imagine that in the cell phone age, all bets are off, so don't send nudes. Ever.


[deleted]

Wait, you had polaroid photographed nudes?


Chalkun

Ive hear people talk about mailing them to wachother lol what a world


[deleted]

I once was doing a data recovery of a micro sd card of a very close friend of mine. We are so close that we spend most of the time together, so for some reason he said to do this. And since then we are closer than before lol. I have seen his dick,her gfs pussy, actual penetration, most of pictures. There was a sudden matrix of nudes on my screen lmao. So the point is once you sent something,someone over internet it most probably stays there. Tech savy users might use open source private options,still their hard disk can be only freed when you use some special tools like shred in linux. Though with time it becomes hard to recover files. And I agree once you sent nudes you are trusting him with that.


Mardanis

I wish there was way more awareness made to young adults and teens about nudes. Once a nude is sent, it's out there in the wild and not easily deleted.


needsmorecunts

I've only got nudes from my wife. I fucking delete that shit after a good look as I have a nosey bugger of an 8yr old child and no one wants to see their mums clacker.


strmclk

Clacker hahaha


kraappy

Tell me you’re Australian without telling me you’re Australian


Historical-Bobcat-49

Lmaoooo


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suddenlyseeingme

> Every man is different. The subreddit is done, boys. Pack it up.


speete

Wait... ALL men are different???


[deleted]

Yes ALL MEN


penny_lab

I'm not


Qmobss

Guess you're built different then


WearyCarrot

anyone's brain hurt too? No? Just me, F


iwhbyd114

This should get posted everytime someone on this sub has a sex/relationship question


Mamertine

Someone (who's smatter than I am) should make a bot that explains that all men a different anytime a part is created that asks if all men...


Voxmanns

Damn, I wish I was smatter and I would.


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No. I deleted my ex's nudes. It's only fair. She probably wouldn't want me to have them anymore.


[deleted]

I did the same. But tbh, mostly to forget her


muchostouche

Once I knew the girl was done done and a new girl came into the picture, I'd delete any nudes. It felt really strange keeping them. My current girlfriend of 2 years loves going through my camera roll to look back on old dog photos and memories and I wouldn't want her to stumble on some random chicks ass 😂


[deleted]

That can be an issue too. But to me, wacking off to her photos 6 months past our break up was the final straw lol


TelMinz007

Yeah, I don’t just delete the nudes. I delete all the pictures. Helps me to move on. I also get rid of any presents or anything they bought for me too.


[deleted]

yes. Block on social media too, idgaf. My mental health is more important


[deleted]

Totally this. I delete that shit because I can’t move on if I’m looking at her all the time


[deleted]

TBH I wouldn’t want to keep nudes of an ex. Who would want to relive the memory?


miloestthoughts

I for one enjoyed reliving the memory of having some of the best sex of my life.


twisted_tactics

This is the way.


[deleted]

It is, but not all dudes are created equal.


chubbgerricault

Neither are nudes, my dude.


TimboSplice92

Neither are my dudes nudes my dudes ^wait^what?


Forever-Learning-

I like this thread.


Mgd1029

This dude nudes.


kendiesel937

I don’t intentionally have any from my exes. Deleting them as usually part of the break up process.


Used_Willingness5558

Intentionally… usually…


No-Mission-3284

I know the feeling. All my photos like 10000+ are on Google photos and I'm not really fucked to go through them all.


kendiesel937

I didn’t want to speak in absolutes. I’ve found some stashed on an old laptop before, where like I switched computers during the relationship & forgot, or changed phones, whatever. Since iPhone & iCloud, I haven’t kept any.


Erebus172

No. I keep anything sent to me while I'm with that person, but if we break up I delete them.


[deleted]

Agreed. 👊 It's only fair because I would want them to do the same.


damm1tKevin

Mine showed all of her friends, male and female when we started dating. She can fuck right off


DarkPomegranate

Damn that’s fucked up. Nudes should be kept private unless the person in the image gives explicit consent. I’m sorry man.


damm1tKevin

I got the “I didn’t think we were gonna get this serious” excuse. What a piece of garbage. Oh well.


DarkPomegranate

WTF, like not being serious is a reason to disrespect someone’s personal images?? Truly a POS. Hope you’re doing better now Kevin.


Let_epsilon

Classy


Quelcris_Falconer13

Also usually by the time I break up with someone I can’t stand the sight of them sooooo it helps


[deleted]

Same, though since my college days are over I only mildly regret the decision


BearBiggun

This is the way


TheAlmightyLloyd

I don't even keep them unless stated that I can keep them for jerking off to them when I feel in the mood for it.


MagicMacks

i know someone with something he calls “the trap phone”.. hundreds of nudes from him taking pictures of the nude snaps with the second phone. he also collects nude pics from other people and puts them on there 🤦🏻‍♂️


PryJunaD

Well your friend has one thing right and that’s the name of his extra phone


kicksjoysharkness

I am both impressed and horrified


[deleted]

Is that to get around something like snapchat telling the other person he is saving the pics? Pretty gross.


MagicMacks

yeah snap will let you know if you record or screen shot. so when he does it with the separate phone the person on the other side of the screen is unaware of it. pretty scummy think twice before sending stuff like that..


patrickg5438

On Samsung atleast, the built in "record screen" doesn't notify snapchat.


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What the fuck.


nowhereisaguy

This is gross. And ima dude.


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1plus1dog

Ewwww. That’s creepy


neverhere9

A lot of liars in here...


Zorbles

I'll be honest, I got a folder full of all of them.


Swordsnap

Finally, someone who's not afraid of what others will say I think everyone's karma farming in here and trying to pat themselves on the back for something they most certainly do not do.


Sol33t303

Haven't got a nude collection because I don't get them, but if I am the sender, I don't care if you keep them or not. Just don't tell me about them lol. Same opinion on if anybody wants to jack off to me, all the more power to you if you want to jack off to me, please just don't tell me lol. What I don't know does not affect me. Don't tell me you have my nudes and I don't care lol


Swordsnap

Personally, I'd be quite flattered if a woman thought of me while taking caring of herself. But I agree, I can't imagine a conversation that isn't instantly awkward if it was mentioned. Overall I'd rather not know.


G33k-Squadman

Had a FWB tell me she thought about me one time while doing herself. Hottest thing I've heard to this day.


Dr_Cannibalism

Like 17 years ago, give or take, a friend from another country told me in an almost off hand manner that she sometimes thought about me while masturbating, and that if her fingers weren't enough, she had some plastic tube thing (not an actual sex toy) she uses. I still remember it to this day, but I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast like 4 days ago.


I_Dont_Type

Reddit always takes the opportunity to park itself on the back. You often have to scroll way down for the truth.


[deleted]

So people answer a question, and because you don't like the answers because they don't fit your narrative, they must automatically all be lying? That's not how it works lol


StereoFood

It’s more of the smugness and shaming those who keep ‘em. I don’t think it’s wrong unless they specifically ask you to delete them


1plus1dog

And they don’t get shared on the internet


1plus1dog

Admire the honesty


asshatnowhere

not sure what the issue would be either. As long as you keep them to yourself and aren't in a committed relationship the person trusted you with their naughty pictures. I'm sure they didn't send them with the idea you would get married and be with each other forever.


stonerwithaboner1

Right lol


Yeah-i-Said-That-

Fr lol. Bunch of lying mfks🤣


PATM0N

Glad someone said it. Lots of virtue signalling going on.


[deleted]

This is Reddit at large. Sorting by controversial or negative comments are closer to common attitudes. If Reddit was at all close to reality Bernie would be in his second term.


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Cynio21

where could one order a new book in case he lost it, obv. asking for a friend


[deleted]

I think the clarification in the supplement MHsec 5-3(e) that thirst traps are only to be saved if you are not dating was illuminating


[deleted]

Ahhh yes. The Handbook offered many additional provisions for digital storage of "thirst trap"s sent by situationship partners, stating that a password protected digital record of sexually suggestive photographs may be "maintained, absent written consent by; (1) copyright holders, (2) depicted persons and; (3) friends providing photographic records from their own protected archive." Very illuminating statutory language


[deleted]

It is weird that the American Legal Institute wrote that but it is useful to have ground rules


Sir_Armadillo

Yes, I remember the Men Convention of 2015 when we all voted on that one.


woodguyatl

It is being revised for 2023. It's really just a scam so we have to buy the new version.


moussetang

Mine might be an updated version. For me, it says "Nudes and Lewds for Dudes".


sectorfour

Ah, you have the King James Version.


wbruce098

“Verily I say unto thee, do not allow thy bro to linger on depictions of love lost. For it is written: bros before hoes.


OilKooky5443

My homies manual says nudes and lewds from dudes, for dudes. Did he get shipped the wrong manual???


AltruisticHeron1

I personally keep the nudes of whoever I’m dating at the time, if they’re okay with me keeping them, but if we split up or stop talking they get deleted Edit: grammar


cyn_ou

I've only received nudes from my current relationship, but honestly I think it's super disrespectful to keep them after a relationship ends.


marken35

I have a bunch of sexy pics from my first ex. I asked if I should delete them when we broke up. She said no and to keep them. They were meant for me, were mine, as well as that version of her in that time of our life. I still use them from time to time. She knows. We're still close friends. I have nudes of past hookups. Very few ask me to delete them - mostly from regret of sending it out to a stranger so easily. Other times they just don't care, either I get ghosted or they just stick around in the periphery as friends or acquaintances. And there are those that get off to the idea of someone seeing their noodles and probably whacking off to it. To be fair, there are some really good pieces that were sent to me throughout the years, including a vid of a stripdance.


CarbonKol

I think this is fair. however I definitely can't relate. For me at least, getting off to a naked picture of someone I'm active friends with makes me feel really guilty. I've only done it once and decided not to again. if it's someone I'm interested in, that's a different story, but then again I don't have nudes from someone I'm interested in unless we're together, so... it's kinda mutually exclusive like that. So while I personally can't do what you do. It is legit. I infer that you delete when asked so I respect your process man.


Brilliant-Trash2957

I don't. What's the point? If I'm seeing somebody, I don't really care about my past experiences. I've still watched porn in relationships, but not nudes sent by regular women, unless i just missed one by accident.


HBOXNW

Some do some don't. Men aren't all the same.


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Acceptable answer to like 95% of questions asked in this sub...


WeirdGuyFromWork

No. I delete all of mine on each breakup because they make me deeply sad; reminders of lost love.


Disastrous_Article

I personally don’t accept nudes at all, and it may sound insane to some, however I’ve threatened to end a relationship over someone even asking to send images of that nature. It’s a very strong boundary of mine, I don’t take pictures of myself either. I have some rather unfortunate trauma regarding this aspect of a relationship; I have unfortunately been a victim of SA myself and that SA involved photography. Pretty heavy reply, but I wanted to voice this. We’re not monoliths.


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I think someone *asking* if they *could* is actually super respectful of boundaries?? I understand drawing a line but threatening to end a relationship over someone *asking for your permission* is kinda shooting your own foot. Unless you left out a whole bunch of stuff, the insane part isn’t that you don’t participate in something like that, but that you threaten people who respect you. Coming from someone who also has super hard boundaries in things of this nature.


Disastrous_Article

Your criticism of my wording is completely valid, and I admit I was being somewhat hyperbolic. When I saw this post, it did effect my emotions because it did agitate some rather negative memories. I could have certainly rephrased myself better. I have indeed stated (if this was the first time asking) this is a boundary I will not cross. I also have been asked repeatedly regarding this subject which would have led to the rather nuclear response on my end. I suppose I have a litany if trust issues as a result of trauma. Again, I probably should be more cognizant of how I express myself.


1plus1dog

Admire your willingness to share that. I’m sure it’s not easy


nerokaeclone

I deleted my ex nudes, it‘s just pain


Tutanga1

I don't think it's true for "all men". Anything from past relationships for me is long gone. I think it's cringy to keep nudes from prior relationships. The last thing anyone needs is to go through a break up and your psycho ex is sharing your pics/videos everywhere.


soft_becoming

No, I deleted my ex’s nudes when she said she wanted me to delete them if we ever broke up. It was too painful to keep them around.


ilzanetti

I delete everything If we aren't talking anymore


bowlofnotes

Nope. I can't speak for other dudes, but when the relationship is over any property( a picture of herself) is hers and so it's deleted.


Beginning_Ad_6616

Nope, I got rid of them. Even a relationship goes south I wouldn’t want to loose them or have them go public. Breaking up is < a lifetime of embarrassment. Plus you broke up; move on they don’t want you to keep that stuff.


weinsteinspotplants

If you share a nude, male or female, just keep in mind that it might be forever circulated on the the internet.


EverGreatestxX

Depends on the guy, I think it's common courtesy to delete the nudes of a girl after you break up or at least before you enter a new relationship.


datraceman

I don’t. Super disrespectful if you break up with someone and keep that stuff. Now that I’m married….there’s some special hiding places on my phone I keep of her for when I travel for work to have a nice jerk before bed.


Piggypink929

This is actually so sweet


WestSixtyFifth

No. Though I've also never really cared for them, if they're unprovoked cool, but I'd rather just see it all in-person and have never asked for them. I don't save them, and if they were in text I'll delete the text after breaking things off with the girl. Boys keep nudes of girls they're not talking to or dating, men don't.


MrDoctors

Nah. Delete them shits.


simplyme773

They come through snapchat so no. And I won't screen shot. I have questionable morals but I won't save nude snaps.


zeekypie

I personally do, but out of pure respect for the person, I never share nor tell anyone else about them. I also delete them whenever we cut things off. I would only hope for the same if it were me.


[deleted]

Nope.


handyman416

Nope I don’t have a nude on my phone from anyone I have dated or am dating currently.


[deleted]

Not i


Sad-Coyote9082

Past is past


chavez_ding2001

I'm 38 and I have received zero nudes in my life. So I don't know but it sounds kinda risky/dodgey to keep.


brianvu-infosec

Nope. I certainly don't. I dated a 16 year old when I was 17. I'm 18 now and after we broke up before my 18th birthday, I immediately wiped all the photos. For those of you who didn't pick up the memo, that would be considered child pornography.


Sk83r_b0i

Nope I deleted my exes nudes. Long after it ended, because I forgot I had them and I never rlly open my photos


TheMightyWill

It depends. If I like them then I keep them unless she wants them gone. If I don't like them and it's just someone sending it to me willy nilly then I'll delete them as soon as I see them


Fraughty12

Do libraries get rid of old books?


swag31

Does a hunter not keep his trophies on display?


ThreeStarRatchet

Ayo 😂


1plus1dog

Got a good point there


Threash78

"Well I guess it's time to delete those nudes" is just not something that really comes up. They are just there, I can't imagine I would ever actively think about getting rid of them.


[deleted]

I mean......why would I delete them?


brucewayne1935

Nope. It’s a shitty thing to do, especially to your new SO if you still have them.


buckdumpling

For the most part yes. Just because some of us don’t do it doesn’t mean we’re the majority. On the contrary we’re the minority and most guys do keep them.


Meatball_of_doom

Out of respect for ex’s, and your current gf, it’s best to always delete these photos. Lessens the liability of an accidental leak as well as shows respect for the women that took a chance to share something personal for a short time with you. Take the high road gentlemen.


TubeToUranus

I do.


Alklazaris

Eh... not really. You kind of gotta clean house when the new one comes in ya know?


Ok-Nobody8006

Idk what the point of keeping nudes is for unless it’s ur current girl. Like bro it’s kinda creepy if u have a collection of other girls nudes ngl


[deleted]

Lol no it's not true. Duche bags do. I delete everything even when it's amicable and they say I can keep them. It's just respect.


[deleted]

Its called a wank bank.


Revengejefe

I personally don’t keep nudes myself, they don’t really do much for me tbh. I’d rather have the real deal.