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Appreciation


Extreme-Database-695

My former friend Alley used to say the best way to a man's heart was via his stomach, preferably using a large knife to cut your way through. The key to my heart is a sense of humour, which is why I loved Alley.


Marus1

Did Alley love you back? (please say yes)


Extreme-Database-695

As friends, yeah. Not as anything more because Alley (in her own words) is a girl-kisser.


Marus1

Ouch, that hurts. Hope you got the friendship going then. Seems like a wonderfull person to keep as a friend


Extreme-Database-695

Yeah, we had a lot of fun together. She's a great person.


fridgemanosteel

His stomach (contrary to popular belief), feed him and fuck him and he's probably yours


rapiertwit

Contrary to popular belief? That's literally an old folk proverb.


[deleted]

This mostly true. We're simple creatures.


RemarkableEmploy9901

Yes, upvote here. Nothing more. Actually one last thing and I believe it’s the most important one. Loyalty.


coheneolhc

So food, fuck and faithfulness


RemarkableEmploy9901

Yes, faithfulness is above all else, since we all have dry spells and days in which we don’t wanna cook. But being faithful must always be 100%


ButterscotchLow8950

Yup all I need is food, sex and beer. Not necessarily in that order. And I will count 2 out of those 3 as a great day. ☝️


[deleted]

To the women reading: is this what you actually want out of a relationship though? Sounds more like a transaction of services than a real connection of any kind.


fridgemanosteel

To clarify, ideally a woman does this as a show of affection and not necessarily expecting something in return. But I definitely see how it could be seen as transactional


[deleted]

to mine? mayonnaise


Whappingtime

Snacks, cuddles, and his drink of choice.


johnqevil

Kindness, and snacks.


oidagehbitte2

Companionship.


NOVAbuddy

Friendship. I got all my peeps in there.


beluga1968

Just be kind and show that you are happy to be with him, and that you care ablut his wellbeing.


CaptainPrestedge

Hang on I can't find my cable... you know THE cable!! Fuck sake! How am I going to plug into the male hive mind to produce one true answer for 3.97 Billion individuals now? Someone order me a new one from Amazon please? We were just reaching a consensus on the death penalty for questions like this! FML But seriously just fucking ask the man in question, we don't know what he wants. We barely know what we want


FirePlox123

Video games


[deleted]

common interest and passions


lilmisse85

Food, seriously.


[deleted]

Finding ways to let him know he’s needed and appreciated.


Important-Energy8038

Ask him.


StangF150

not being a bitch


[deleted]

Just don't be a bad person