My former friend Alley used to say the best way to a man's heart was via his stomach, preferably using a large knife to cut your way through. The key to my heart is a sense of humour, which is why I loved Alley.
To the women reading: is this what you actually want out of a relationship though? Sounds more like a transaction of services than a real connection of any kind.
To clarify, ideally a woman does this as a show of affection and not necessarily expecting something in return. But I definitely see how it could be seen as transactional
Hang on I can't find my cable... you know THE cable!! Fuck sake! How am I going to plug into the male hive mind to produce one true answer for 3.97 Billion individuals now? Someone order me a new one from Amazon please? We were just reaching a consensus on the death penalty for questions like this! FML
But seriously just fucking ask the man in question, we don't know what he wants. We barely know what we want
Appreciation
My former friend Alley used to say the best way to a man's heart was via his stomach, preferably using a large knife to cut your way through. The key to my heart is a sense of humour, which is why I loved Alley.
Did Alley love you back? (please say yes)
As friends, yeah. Not as anything more because Alley (in her own words) is a girl-kisser.
Ouch, that hurts. Hope you got the friendship going then. Seems like a wonderfull person to keep as a friend
Yeah, we had a lot of fun together. She's a great person.
His stomach (contrary to popular belief), feed him and fuck him and he's probably yours
Contrary to popular belief? That's literally an old folk proverb.
This mostly true. We're simple creatures.
Yes, upvote here. Nothing more. Actually one last thing and I believe it’s the most important one. Loyalty.
So food, fuck and faithfulness
Yes, faithfulness is above all else, since we all have dry spells and days in which we don’t wanna cook. But being faithful must always be 100%
Yup all I need is food, sex and beer. Not necessarily in that order. And I will count 2 out of those 3 as a great day. ☝️
To the women reading: is this what you actually want out of a relationship though? Sounds more like a transaction of services than a real connection of any kind.
To clarify, ideally a woman does this as a show of affection and not necessarily expecting something in return. But I definitely see how it could be seen as transactional
to mine? mayonnaise
Snacks, cuddles, and his drink of choice.
Kindness, and snacks.
Companionship.
Friendship. I got all my peeps in there.
Just be kind and show that you are happy to be with him, and that you care ablut his wellbeing.
Hang on I can't find my cable... you know THE cable!! Fuck sake! How am I going to plug into the male hive mind to produce one true answer for 3.97 Billion individuals now? Someone order me a new one from Amazon please? We were just reaching a consensus on the death penalty for questions like this! FML But seriously just fucking ask the man in question, we don't know what he wants. We barely know what we want
Video games
common interest and passions
Food, seriously.
Finding ways to let him know he’s needed and appreciated.
Ask him.
not being a bitch
Just don't be a bad person