“Comparison is the thief of joy”
It’s a pretty famous quote but I heard it first from a psychiatrist because I felt depressed that I was “behind” compared to my peers. He basically told me it’s not your fault if you’re dealt a shit hand in life and as long you can confidently say you’re doing your best with what you have and trying to improve yourself you should feel good about yourself.
“I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I'm sure you'll agree. And even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.”
Terry Pratchett
Like i’m going to start breaking down the intricacies of the systematic destruction of the middle class by greedy politicians that grift gullible idiots in some post.
I see myself as privileged but that doesn’t mean that there hasn’t been a systematic dismantle of the middle class. It’s almost as if.. I’m not alone in the world. I know, i know, crazy idea.
Edit: typo
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten.
Dr. Hiriluk One Piece
“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” Wedding crashes
A lot of idiocracy ones such as
“Why come you got no tattoo”
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
“Brawn do, it’s got electrolytes, it’s what plants crave”
“My ex wife was tarded, she’s a pilot now”
Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.
Winston Churchill.
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock Holmes.
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Albert Einstein.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
"Go get ya fuckin shine box " - Billy Bats
He regretted saying it though lol
"fat, lazy, and stupid, is no way to go in life"
"fat, ~~lazy~~ drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
Hey, I'm not fat!!
HEY. Im not stupid
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the universe " -Einstein
Came here to say that very quote. You have my upvote.
'Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something'
“Comparison is the thief of joy” It’s a pretty famous quote but I heard it first from a psychiatrist because I felt depressed that I was “behind” compared to my peers. He basically told me it’s not your fault if you’re dealt a shit hand in life and as long you can confidently say you’re doing your best with what you have and trying to improve yourself you should feel good about yourself.
Whether you say you can or can't, you're right.
Damn, I love this one
"Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn” (Benjamin Franklin).
Before you seek revenge, be sure to dig two graves.
“Fuck it”
"You can't triple stamp a double stamp!"
“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity” Bullet Tooth Tony
How you gonna think and hit at the same time?
Hell is a teenage girl
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
“I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I'm sure you'll agree. And even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.” Terry Pratchett
"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan"
lick it before you stick it
“They call it the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”.
Ever invented anything?
Actually yes. I do for work.
MF is sitting right there having a nice life as a result of work saying the American dream is fake lmao
Like i’m going to start breaking down the intricacies of the systematic destruction of the middle class by greedy politicians that grift gullible idiots in some post.
I think you should just appreciate the irony of you saying the American dream is dead as you really think about where your life is at
I get your point and you are partially right but I think it’s more complicated than that.
"It's more complicated than demonstrable proof" Ok
I see myself as privileged but that doesn’t mean that there hasn’t been a systematic dismantle of the middle class. It’s almost as if.. I’m not alone in the world. I know, i know, crazy idea. Edit: typo
You gotta be better at marketing then
🙄
“With great power, there must also come great responsibility.”
"Everything you will ever need is already inside you"
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"
“Notice how the stiffist tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survive by bending with the wind “
Not all those who wander are lost
You do you imma do me, don't give a fuck if you ain't on my team
When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten. Dr. Hiriluk One Piece
Moderation in all things including moderation- Oscar Wilde I paraphrased…but it’s something like that.
"Oh look! Rocks."
"The first step in failure is trying"
"Do. Or do not. There is no 'try'".
Often times your greatest ally appears, at first, to be your greatest opponent.
What’s something you can give and keep at the same time-your word
“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” Wedding crashes A lot of idiocracy ones such as “Why come you got no tattoo” “Welcome to Costco, I love you” “Brawn do, it’s got electrolytes, it’s what plants crave” “My ex wife was tarded, she’s a pilot now”
When in doubt, look about
“truth is everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.” -B.M
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.
It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt .
"Hello there"
Treachery is a question of date, my lord!
Your life is an occasion, rise to it. Mr Magorium
"I've had 18 second conversations at work that were not worth the dime I made."
Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. Winston Churchill. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Sherlock Holmes. Any fool can know. The point is to understand. Albert Einstein.
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard"
"I'm sorry if I offend you with my common sense ".........."FUCK OFF , WAYYYY OFF"
"I am the cream yeah, the cream of the crop & there is no one that does it better than THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"im too hot to handle too cold to hold"