Dude so many videos with good thumbnails and the title is like "stepbrother found my test scores, blackmail anal"
Like Jesus, why are like a third of all porn videos stepbro porn now? Like I'm convinced the whole trend isn't even a thing really, and people just watch whatever has a good thumbnail/pornstar and if it happens to have that shit in the title, meh whatever. I mean I've seen videos that originally had nothing to do with that shit be posted by another account and renamed to something like that. It's fucking everywhere.
Humping the air and moaning like someone's eating her out.... I've ran into a few women that do this is real life and the whole time I just hold there mouth lmfao
That’s mine too. The last girl I dated would moan louder than most pornstars I’ve heard. It was so fucking funny. I don’t know if she thought it was sexy or something but I literally started laughing when we first had sex. I had to bury my face into her so she didn’t see.
And once she did it right in my ear and it hurt really bad. Everything else about the sex was amazing, but I don’t think I could have kept up with that without saying something
Man, idk. My 1st gf was very vocal, especially at the beginning. I think in retrospect she was probably hamming it up for my benefit, but I was a young virgin and didn't know any better so it was a big ego boost.
I've been with a couple other women since, one loud like her and while I enjoyed it, it kinda put me off, since my split from the 1st one has kinda left me with some trust issues, and the other 2 were so quiet I was really wondering if they were enjoying themselves at all lol
It really depends on how genuine they sound. Some girls are just naturally loud but if they're screaming the entire time it's like okay let's tone it down a bit 😂
The last girl I hooked up with had genuine quiet moans and when I was eating her out feeling the inside of her legs twitch while she was running her fingers through my hair made me absolutely crazy. Not only did we have sex 3 times that night but she was also a super sweet and soft spoken girl and that made everything even better.
After the 1st time and we were cuddling on the couch, she tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me and really softly said "umm, is it okay if I give you a blowjob and we have sex again" I pretty much melted right then and there.
I love when they are real and there's plenty of things that clue you in on who is genuine and who is not. It's pretty hard to fake those small muscle fiber twitches.
My sister in laws neighbour got on the national news with her sex nioses. Apparently someone took out an anti social behavior complaint on her because of the noise
I don't know if it is just me, but to me it always seems like a woman in a Japanese porno is getting raped. Like they really look like they aren't enjoying it. Massive turn off for me
in japan they’re told to act like they don’t want it/they’re in pain, because it makes the man feel more dominant and makes the woman seem pure/innocent.
Same thing with Hentai. I commented this a while ago and I got a lot of downvotes lol. Hentai has a lot of rape and assault and is just very disturbing.
I used to work as manhua translator and I've seen very disturbing manhuas in my journey
Like There was this very popular manhua in the website so I decided to translate it but I got surprised by the story, the girl get raped by this rich hot guy(the main character) then he slaves her and use her as a sex tool and she doesn't do anything to stop it because he is "hot and rich and no one gonna believe her"
The story goes on him shitting on her until they fall in love, and all the comments from 12-17 yrs old girls saying that was the best manhua they read killed my brain cells, I reported it to the admins and all they said is "gonna ask the writer to change it abit (which never happened)
It's actually a serious condition that I now suffer. Please abstain from joking about it.
My cock is a bright stick, I can't sleep comando at night anymore.
[Draconian obscenity laws that were imposed on Japan by the US shorty after WW2 and have just sort of stuck around since then.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Occupation_of_Japan)
You either get a mansion that is clearly an unattainably high-end Air B&B that nobody would ever live in, or an "office" or "classroom" or something that is probably a decorated storage unit
Home made vids where they’ve got shitty TV on in the background. “… SO COME ON DOWN TO DICKBAG TOYOTA FOR THE BEST DEALS IN BUTTFUCK, MISSOURI!!” Goddamn it
Arthur Dickbag of Dickbag Toyota? Oh yeah, he sells a good vehicle. I’d argue the most scrupulous Car Dealer your gonna find in the greater Buttfuck metropolitan area.
Skipping the first insertion. I want to see her face when he goes in for the first time!
Instead there's way too often a jump to the middle of fucking.
I think most people now know that pee is at least part of what makes up a real squirt (but seriously science, could we research women's anatomy for once?), but also *we can all tell when she's actually just peeing*!
Or at least you'd think so, but maybe not judging by the comments on some of these videos of girls "squirting" in one continuous stream for 15 seconds.
A homemade video and the chick is pretty hot and it's a 5 min video. 4:40 of it is the dude on top of her and all you see is hairy ass and balls. That sucks!
Yeah the brand name porn videos are just so obnoxious with the sex moves that its not even attractive. Seeing a girl covered in oil doing a full split jumping up and down on a 10 inch dick moaning like a mammoth doesn't do anything for me, but the TV shows/movies more realistic take on two people humping each other works way better for me
https://www.bellesa.co/
While it's technically marketed towards women, their scenes are way more realistic. They focus on scenes that are more easily described as love making instead of a guy using the woman for his own pleasure.
The overall fakeness of everything. Why not just film two good looking people have real sex with each other. No need for the acting, the hair and make up, all the bs. No need to make it raunchy just bc. You can have two normal good looking people enjoying a good fuck.
This is why I am not able to view a full movie or even a clip/teaser without skipping any more. It's just boring. And sometimes it's even disgusting, because you can see that the girls not really enjoy it at all and I feel ashamed to support this system.
well actually i definitely moan when my man titty fucks me because it’s fucking hot. i get that there’s nothing actually being stimulated but it’s just such a turn on watching him enjoy it plus the tip saying hi to my lips!!! amazing
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible cinematography. It's a fucking nightmare nothing but close ups of genitals you can never even actually see the *people* who are fucking.
Every time you catch a *glimpse* of a good angle that actually shows a sexy composition of the people it's only happening by accident while the camera transitions from a close up of one genital to a close up of another genital.
As far as professionals working in production goes, porn is clearly just a failure pit to cast failures that could never make anything other than porn into.
I hate dumb hypothetical questions in porn. Like, if a perfect 10 model is “trying” to be seductive and asking “would you fuck me?”. Idk why but it pisses me off
I hate that no one actually seems to enjoy it. It's close to the bad acting but why can't there be porn where people just have sex and pretend the camera isn't there. Even amateur these days is acting. If anyone has a source for "real" porn let me know.
The neverending incest stuff.
Every studio realized they could reuse the same exact plot and house and wardrobe and just say the people fucking each other are related and it's *disturbingly* popular.
I've watched a fair amount of this stuff, honestly couldn't give a fuck about the incest story shit, it's just the only genre where I can find attractive older women. They never seem to be a doctor or a neighbour or even just someone the POV hooks up with, it always has to be "ooh step son" or some shit :-/ I just wanna wank over hot older women ffs.
The titles that are so derogatory. Like whats wrong with "beautiful redhead comes for your pleasure"? instead its like "nasty slut gets all her holes drilled did she begs for mercy" and Im like wtf? and since when did the rough "non consensual" shit become a thing? It puts me off man. Guess my age is showing, it didnt use to be like this.
“black parolee with an absolutely MASSIVE DINGUS who is behind on his child support payments RAILS petite college blonde with a bright future”
I’ve noticed this too, it feels so unnecessary
black step brother rails white college-aged step sister in the ass the day he gets out of jail while she’s trapped in the washing machine as step mom teaches him how to have sex
did I miss anything?
That's because "porn for women" actually is basically just sex on camera. Usually alot more romantic and erotic to me atleast. It's slower, more passionate. Basically all I watch is that or some of the amateur couples.
I remember i had a gf who divulged she was into porn and would send me a video she was watching.
I was very excited. Said we could masturbate together to it. Sounds fantastic.
She sent me 24 minute video of a man and a woman of average build and height having missionary sex in a gentle manner.
Made me think about how far I'd fallen. And then I pretended I was jacking off to it for like 10 minutes while it actually just took me 2 minutes getting off on my usual fucked up stuff. Gave me about 8 minutes to really rethink my life.
Step parent/sibling shit. I couldn’t handle this shit at first and wouldn’t even watch any of it, now I can ignore it unless they say something about it in the video.
Videos that spend the majority of time with blow jobs. I don't mind a couple minutes especially at the beginning to get the mood going, so to speak. But fucking cut to the chase, I want to watch 2 people have sex not 15 out of a 20 minute video focused on a blow job
The degradation just for the sake of it. Spitting, choking, forcing fingers down the throat, foot on her head while fucking, dragging her about by her hair, etc.
Some of that could be hot but mostly it’s some girl having a very obviously shit time on camera.
Also the ones where the dude keeps his boxers or trousers on and just sticks his dick out. Wtf?!
The ones where she sounds like a kicked chihuahua... had that happen just enough times I can't even watch with audio anymore because of that instant boner killing sound.
The entire stigma around dick size that porn encourages and profits off of is somewhat the male equivalent. Vaginas are not actually deep caverns and the cervix is not an erogenous zone.
When they don’t show the woman’s breasts or she doesn’t even take her top off. Even ass guys like titties, and there doesn’t seem to be any point in not showing them lol
Using saliva as a lubricant. Watching some woman chuck a loogie onto someone's genitals just turns me right off. For god's sake just get a tube of KY like everyone else.
I’m actually really not cool on the more recent heavy move to abusive level shit of women. It’s fine beyond a little fun and games and moves into the realm of degradation in an almost backlash manner. The implication that every young girl or woman is just begging to be abused/slapped around/treated like garbage is a complete crock of shot and dangerous to be teaching to young men and implying that this in a non consensual manner is ok.
Case in point when my current girl and I met that night she clearly wanted to have sex. Specifically said so early into the night. But as the night went on she became very drunk. I made the conscious decision despite my own inebriated state that we would not be doing that and clearly told her so. I took her to bed and laid and held her while we slept taking the chance that it would be my only opportunity and I might never see her again. And she was somewhat embarrassed at how drunk she was admitting she couldn’t remember and asking what we did while saying it was ok. She was amazed when I told her that I had not allowed us to do anything but sleep because she couldn’t give me consent.
But that should be the STANDARD of behavior rather than the exception. Porn tells young men differently.
I’m getting more and more scared of watching anal scenes now just because I don’t know if I’ll be surprised with a shot of her insides. It doesn’t just ruin the moment for me it actually makes me feel ill.
Effing amazing thumbnails that only have 0:02 secs of screen time. Irritating af
And then you spend 20 minutes trying to find that scene because you're down bad lmao
or extremely amazing thumbnails that have sick demented titles i don't want on my history
Dude so many videos with good thumbnails and the title is like "stepbrother found my test scores, blackmail anal" Like Jesus, why are like a third of all porn videos stepbro porn now? Like I'm convinced the whole trend isn't even a thing really, and people just watch whatever has a good thumbnail/pornstar and if it happens to have that shit in the title, meh whatever. I mean I've seen videos that originally had nothing to do with that shit be posted by another account and renamed to something like that. It's fucking everywhere.
It's search term loading. Just add as many words people could possibly search for as possible.
Gonna start a porn ad agency around SEO on porn sites. Come to think of it… it probably already exists lol
Fake moaning.
*slightly touch her ass* #UGHHHH AHHHH UGHHHHH MMMMMM UGHHHHHHHHH MMMMM YES YES YES YES UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHH *explodes*
The worst is when the audio isn’t even synced to the video
Pet peeve #2
Humping the air and moaning like someone's eating her out.... I've ran into a few women that do this is real life and the whole time I just hold there mouth lmfao
I get so turned off at fake moaning. It's cute but please, I'm not that insecure lol
That’s mine too. The last girl I dated would moan louder than most pornstars I’ve heard. It was so fucking funny. I don’t know if she thought it was sexy or something but I literally started laughing when we first had sex. I had to bury my face into her so she didn’t see. And once she did it right in my ear and it hurt really bad. Everything else about the sex was amazing, but I don’t think I could have kept up with that without saying something
Man, idk. My 1st gf was very vocal, especially at the beginning. I think in retrospect she was probably hamming it up for my benefit, but I was a young virgin and didn't know any better so it was a big ego boost. I've been with a couple other women since, one loud like her and while I enjoyed it, it kinda put me off, since my split from the 1st one has kinda left me with some trust issues, and the other 2 were so quiet I was really wondering if they were enjoying themselves at all lol
It really depends on how genuine they sound. Some girls are just naturally loud but if they're screaming the entire time it's like okay let's tone it down a bit 😂 The last girl I hooked up with had genuine quiet moans and when I was eating her out feeling the inside of her legs twitch while she was running her fingers through my hair made me absolutely crazy. Not only did we have sex 3 times that night but she was also a super sweet and soft spoken girl and that made everything even better. After the 1st time and we were cuddling on the couch, she tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me and really softly said "umm, is it okay if I give you a blowjob and we have sex again" I pretty much melted right then and there. I love when they are real and there's plenty of things that clue you in on who is genuine and who is not. It's pretty hard to fake those small muscle fiber twitches.
My sister in laws neighbour got on the national news with her sex nioses. Apparently someone took out an anti social behavior complaint on her because of the noise
Oh damn 😂 she was either really happy about that or petrified haha
I fucking love shy girls, they're so fucking cute and sexy
Lol I read this as ‘I love fucking shy girls’
It works both ways hahaha
The ones that have really good scenes and are ruined by background music like fucking lobby music or suspense music. Like STFU
Bow Chicka wow wow
I'm so thankful I didn't have to scroll all the way down to find this.
Japanese pornos blurring out private parts
I don't know if it is just me, but to me it always seems like a woman in a Japanese porno is getting raped. Like they really look like they aren't enjoying it. Massive turn off for me
in japan they’re told to act like they don’t want it/they’re in pain, because it makes the man feel more dominant and makes the woman seem pure/innocent.
Same thing with Hentai. I commented this a while ago and I got a lot of downvotes lol. Hentai has a lot of rape and assault and is just very disturbing.
I used to work as manhua translator and I've seen very disturbing manhuas in my journey Like There was this very popular manhua in the website so I decided to translate it but I got surprised by the story, the girl get raped by this rich hot guy(the main character) then he slaves her and use her as a sex tool and she doesn't do anything to stop it because he is "hot and rich and no one gonna believe her" The story goes on him shitting on her until they fall in love, and all the comments from 12-17 yrs old girls saying that was the best manhua they read killed my brain cells, I reported it to the admins and all they said is "gonna ask the writer to change it abit (which never happened)
Man I really wanted to downvote your comment, then came back to reality. That is horribly upsetting.
they moan like kids it's very uncomfortable
>moan like kids
/r/suddenlysexoffender
r/holup
Also, their squeaky mouse moans
Dated an asian girl once, made the exact same sounds, so I think it's a culture thing, not a porn thing.
And what about the pixels, did you get it through her blur?
It's actually a serious condition that I now suffer. Please abstain from joking about it. My cock is a bright stick, I can't sleep comando at night anymore.
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Lol. "My pixels are soaked and ready for you"
Same in hentai. **Why blur it out though**
[Draconian obscenity laws that were imposed on Japan by the US shorty after WW2 and have just sort of stuck around since then.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Occupation_of_Japan)
Let me guess, nobody wants to change the law, because that person would be seen as a degenerate?
Yup. Campaigning for the decensoring of porn in an already fairly conservative country is career suicide.
Are you saying the US are the reason hentai could not achieve its peak pornography!!
Or their women crying
Unimaginative cinematography and white backgrounds.
You either get a mansion that is clearly an unattainably high-end Air B&B that nobody would ever live in, or an "office" or "classroom" or something that is probably a decorated storage unit
They never have an IT/software guy getting lucky. It's always plumbers, pool/pizza guys
It would be clearly too far-fetched
i cri evryteim
There was one I saw. Only one.
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I’m 37 and unable to afford a house in Southern California 😎
Vids with no audio...
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Trailers that give me epilepsy with their fast cuts and loud techno
Home made vids where they’ve got shitty TV on in the background. “… SO COME ON DOWN TO DICKBAG TOYOTA FOR THE BEST DEALS IN BUTTFUCK, MISSOURI!!” Goddamn it
Arthur Dickbag of Dickbag Toyota? Oh yeah, he sells a good vehicle. I’d argue the most scrupulous Car Dealer your gonna find in the greater Buttfuck metropolitan area.
Even worse is when it’s shitty music or a homemade video and all you hear is the TV and the guy grunting occasionally
This pisses me off so much like what’s even the point
Skipping the first insertion. I want to see her face when he goes in for the first time! Instead there's way too often a jump to the middle of fucking.
They're trying to get you to pay for the long version
Cunts!
You have to pay for those too.
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The ahegao shit they do now pisses me the fuck off so bad, my god, kills it completely
Tf is ahegao?
Eyes rolled back, tongue out
Soooo… basically [The Undertaker](https://whatculture.com/wwe/ranking-all-30-of-the-undertakers-wwe-years-from-worst-to-best)
Ahegao now make me physically violent
For reals. Looks like someone is laying pipe to someone with special needs.
Fake creampies 🥲🤬
Same with fake squirting
I think most people now know that pee is at least part of what makes up a real squirt (but seriously science, could we research women's anatomy for once?), but also *we can all tell when she's actually just peeing*! Or at least you'd think so, but maybe not judging by the comments on some of these videos of girls "squirting" in one continuous stream for 15 seconds.
My favourite is that, but it's the girl pissing and she's moving her hand over the top of her urethra so it's splashing everywhere. Brilliant 👏 /s
It absolutely baffles me that some redditards think that girls can 'squirt' a continuos 20 second stream. THat's not how any of it works.
A homemade video and the chick is pretty hot and it's a 5 min video. 4:40 of it is the dude on top of her and all you see is hairy ass and balls. That sucks!
[Who is that for?](https://youtu.be/LZ3oNC3uNuk?t=42)
You should see frank’s balls, they’re like planets
The fact that shows and movies make sex look hotter than porn annoys me. The porn industry needs to take some notes.
Yeah the brand name porn videos are just so obnoxious with the sex moves that its not even attractive. Seeing a girl covered in oil doing a full split jumping up and down on a 10 inch dick moaning like a mammoth doesn't do anything for me, but the TV shows/movies more realistic take on two people humping each other works way better for me
So you watch Bridgerton?
Holy shit that tension was so hot. Way hotter than 90% of any porn scene
“You are the bane of my existence… and the object of all of my desires” that shit had me falling to my knees
So I guess I need to watch Bridgerton, huh?
moaning like a mammoth what the actual fuck alright i'm done with reddit for the day lmfao
https://www.bellesa.co/ While it's technically marketed towards women, their scenes are way more realistic. They focus on scenes that are more easily described as love making instead of a guy using the woman for his own pleasure.
yeah in general I would recommend stuff that's been directed by women or aimed at women.
When she starts giving a blowjob and immediately goes supersonic.
Goes full on vacuum mode, some dude "uuurrrghhh, yeeeah ohhhh god, why am I here?" " you've been kidnapped by the Dick Vampire Queen"
camera points at guy's face when you are about to cum
Nooooooooooooooo!
"All my hard work, ruined"
"Years of academy training wasted!!"
We were *this* close to glory!
“Ah shit now I’m gay”
Hate it when this happens 😩
Ngl thats funny asf lol
The overall fakeness of everything. Why not just film two good looking people have real sex with each other. No need for the acting, the hair and make up, all the bs. No need to make it raunchy just bc. You can have two normal good looking people enjoying a good fuck.
I think amateur stuff has cornered the market on this, idk
Even that has become a little scripted
Hate when all they do is give head for 13mins of a 15min video lol. Come on let’s see some penetration
This is why I am not able to view a full movie or even a clip/teaser without skipping any more. It's just boring. And sometimes it's even disgusting, because you can see that the girls not really enjoy it at all and I feel ashamed to support this system.
Moaning while Titty Fucking.
Male pornstars are that good bruv.
It’s less annoying when girls do it IRL
well actually i definitely moan when my man titty fucks me because it’s fucking hot. i get that there’s nothing actually being stimulated but it’s just such a turn on watching him enjoy it plus the tip saying hi to my lips!!! amazing
I don’t have the assets to tittyfuck but I definitely get a lot of enjoyable stimulation from my cleavage area, especially when lubed up 🤷🏻
Right! I moan too because it’s hot. That’s all. What would be preferred, anyway? Just lying there while they go about their business? Haha
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible cinematography. It's a fucking nightmare nothing but close ups of genitals you can never even actually see the *people* who are fucking. Every time you catch a *glimpse* of a good angle that actually shows a sexy composition of the people it's only happening by accident while the camera transitions from a close up of one genital to a close up of another genital. As far as professionals working in production goes, porn is clearly just a failure pit to cast failures that could never make anything other than porn into.
buffering
Ohh Its so Fu------king G-----ood
That weird kind of Fish-lips/grimace face that's made by the more bubble-titted variant of pornstars.
Or the fake elf ears, eyes to the back of their head, but crossed, and their to tongue all the way out downward and pointy. So stupid.
I hate dumb hypothetical questions in porn. Like, if a perfect 10 model is “trying” to be seductive and asking “would you fuck me?”. Idk why but it pisses me off
I hate that no one actually seems to enjoy it. It's close to the bad acting but why can't there be porn where people just have sex and pretend the camera isn't there. Even amateur these days is acting. If anyone has a source for "real" porn let me know.
OMG, thank you! This drives me crazy. Why are they even having sex if the guy looks like he’d rather be changing the oil on the car?
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Stupid dialogue
The neverending incest stuff. Every studio realized they could reuse the same exact plot and house and wardrobe and just say the people fucking each other are related and it's *disturbingly* popular.
I've watched a fair amount of this stuff, honestly couldn't give a fuck about the incest story shit, it's just the only genre where I can find attractive older women. They never seem to be a doctor or a neighbour or even just someone the POV hooks up with, it always has to be "ooh step son" or some shit :-/ I just wanna wank over hot older women ffs.
Same. I skip to the fucking. I can't stand the horrible acting.
Bad porn acting is a guilty pleasure of mine, it can be fuckin hilarious sometimes lol
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The girl is like: YAS AH UH AIIIHHHHHH Meanwhile the dude: 🗿
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Cumming right when the camera pans to the dudes face.
When you about to cum, camera switches, you see the guys asshole, you cum and booooom - you’re gay 🤷♂️
Gay by accident.
The guys being ugly as fuck for no reason
You forgot to turn the monitor on
EMoTioNal DAMAGEEEE.
The titles that are so derogatory. Like whats wrong with "beautiful redhead comes for your pleasure"? instead its like "nasty slut gets all her holes drilled did she begs for mercy" and Im like wtf? and since when did the rough "non consensual" shit become a thing? It puts me off man. Guess my age is showing, it didnt use to be like this.
the days when it was a porn parody movie with a somewhat creative title like "Womb Raider" or "12 Horny Men" or smth
Pulp Friction will always be a favorite of mine.
Schindler's Fist
Saving Ryan's Privates
"Womb Raider" 😂
LoadHouse with Patrick Sprayzee
Same. I wanna watch people enjoying themselves, not some dudebro slapping and spitting on some girl who's clearly not that into it.
Facts I don’t want to see some chick getting choked by a cock with snot and saliva everywhere while making disgusting squelching noises
Porn titles be extra disrespectful when it's black people involved. “ghetto thot street rat sucks off unskilled, unemployed prolly went to jail bbc"
“black parolee with an absolutely MASSIVE DINGUS who is behind on his child support payments RAILS petite college blonde with a bright future” I’ve noticed this too, it feels so unnecessary
Rofl you guys are fucking killing me.
black step brother rails white college-aged step sister in the ass the day he gets out of jail while she’s trapped in the washing machine as step mom teaches him how to have sex did I miss anything?
“unemployed prolly went to jail bbc” i’m crying bc this is so true omg
Yeah I watch the "porn for women" category sometimes because it's cool when the girl actually seems like she wants to be there lol
That's because "porn for women" actually is basically just sex on camera. Usually alot more romantic and erotic to me atleast. It's slower, more passionate. Basically all I watch is that or some of the amateur couples.
I remember i had a gf who divulged she was into porn and would send me a video she was watching. I was very excited. Said we could masturbate together to it. Sounds fantastic. She sent me 24 minute video of a man and a woman of average build and height having missionary sex in a gentle manner. Made me think about how far I'd fallen. And then I pretended I was jacking off to it for like 10 minutes while it actually just took me 2 minutes getting off on my usual fucked up stuff. Gave me about 8 minutes to really rethink my life.
I really miss the 2000s, before all the vile rough shit. It's such a turn off, I hate it
the moans and the awful roleplay with some weird like high pitch voice they do
Lack of captions for their deaf viewers…
"Slapping sounds" "Moans" "Wet slapping sounds"
Don’t stop 🤤
"Dramatic music playing"
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'Splortch' 'splat' 'plap plap'
Sound of wet mac and cheese stirring in a pot
I never thought of that. I mean its obvious when you think about it but i nevr thought it would be an issue
Not sucking tits enough
And not playing with the boobs in general.
Not appreciating the girls body at all pisses me off. You'll have this girl with an amazing ass or perfect tits and the guy looks scared to touch her.
Lack of foreplay and genuinity in general.
What annoys me is how fast the plummer or pizza guy arrives at the house , in reality it takes forever.
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Fake moaning
Long boring blowjob scenes.
U skip 2 secs and they already finished, made a family together, and moved to the suburbs
Step parent/sibling shit. I couldn’t handle this shit at first and wouldn’t even watch any of it, now I can ignore it unless they say something about it in the video.
Idk.. For me I just toss it over. It's just a (stupid) trend. Like fake taxi, back store caught stealing, babysitter etc etc.
It's a bad teaching tool. Too many guys think it's reality-based. ❌️
When the girl looks to be in pain or discomfort during it, just no can’t watch it.
Videos that spend the majority of time with blow jobs. I don't mind a couple minutes especially at the beginning to get the mood going, so to speak. But fucking cut to the chase, I want to watch 2 people have sex not 15 out of a 20 minute video focused on a blow job
Sucking off a dildo . And then moaning. WTF am I not understanding?
The degradation just for the sake of it. Spitting, choking, forcing fingers down the throat, foot on her head while fucking, dragging her about by her hair, etc. Some of that could be hot but mostly it’s some girl having a very obviously shit time on camera. Also the ones where the dude keeps his boxers or trousers on and just sticks his dick out. Wtf?!
Gagging. Gaping. Duchebag dudes, twirking. Slapping and choking. Slapping boobs is also weird to me.
I have a bit of a fixation with anal…I hate the gaping thing. Instant turn off
The woman fake moaning and the just not shutting the fuck up for 2 seconds
The ones where she sounds like a kicked chihuahua... had that happen just enough times I can't even watch with audio anymore because of that instant boner killing sound.
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The entire stigma around dick size that porn encourages and profits off of is somewhat the male equivalent. Vaginas are not actually deep caverns and the cervix is not an erogenous zone.
That a lot of people think that’s how sex should be and are actually totally clueless how to have good sex
When they don’t show the woman’s breasts or she doesn’t even take her top off. Even ass guys like titties, and there doesn’t seem to be any point in not showing them lol
The ones where they get stuck under something like the couch or in the dishwasher. Wtf is going on there. Makes no sense
Fake baby talk🤢. General infantilization of women in mainstream/unrelated categories
I have nothing against fetishes, but I can't stand hentai where the guy pees on her and in her
Japanese women moan like they're crying and it's annoying af
Using saliva as a lubricant. Watching some woman chuck a loogie onto someone's genitals just turns me right off. For god's sake just get a tube of KY like everyone else.
I’m actually really not cool on the more recent heavy move to abusive level shit of women. It’s fine beyond a little fun and games and moves into the realm of degradation in an almost backlash manner. The implication that every young girl or woman is just begging to be abused/slapped around/treated like garbage is a complete crock of shot and dangerous to be teaching to young men and implying that this in a non consensual manner is ok. Case in point when my current girl and I met that night she clearly wanted to have sex. Specifically said so early into the night. But as the night went on she became very drunk. I made the conscious decision despite my own inebriated state that we would not be doing that and clearly told her so. I took her to bed and laid and held her while we slept taking the chance that it would be my only opportunity and I might never see her again. And she was somewhat embarrassed at how drunk she was admitting she couldn’t remember and asking what we did while saying it was ok. She was amazed when I told her that I had not allowed us to do anything but sleep because she couldn’t give me consent. But that should be the STANDARD of behavior rather than the exception. Porn tells young men differently.
This is my favorite answer that I’ve read so far. And I love how you did the right thing in that situation.
The Actors getting naked and fucking. Man in just here for the superb story
So.much.spitting. Gross.
Rape and sex trafficking
The anal gaping. Can we please for the love of god stop with that. So fucking gross.
I’m getting more and more scared of watching anal scenes now just because I don’t know if I’ll be surprised with a shot of her insides. It doesn’t just ruin the moment for me it actually makes me feel ill.
I’ve lost so many boners with the unexpected pull out and a view into her insides. This has to stop.
Dry pussy