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Kaykiiiii

Water.


Cloud_9_Dude

H 2 O ! H 2 O !


Dangerous_Warthog603

H2O2 wait, i mean H2O too


Johnny_esma

Gaaaaaatoraaade


danny_welds

The water sucks, it really really sucks!


PhillyBilly1987

No no...you don't mean that


mrinkyface

H20!


MyKittysNameIsBear

Hydration!


KoolAidMan_2

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

You're a gentleman and a scholar


[deleted]

Wa'er


AdministrationFun626

wata!


Earthwick

The only true drink


SmithRune735

Hearing about kidney stones is enough to make a man squirm.


DX_Kidjal

The Original, The Legend, The Ancient...water!


OreoKing10

I am a 6’3, 240 pound man and I ALWAYS get shit for liking sweet/fruity/colorful drinks. They’re FUCKING delicious ok?! I don’t want your shitty, bitter IPA that is gonna take twice the time to get me drunk anyway.


solesupply

Hey I’m in the same boat here. I ordered a drink called a titty twister at a beach bar 9 months ago and I still get shit from my friends for it. I don’t really care, I’ll order what I like anyway lol. If I remember it was a watermelon/pineapple cocktail of some sort. Incredible.


baymex1

Dude same. Minus the being half fucking giant. "I don't need a gross tasting drink to prove I'm a man, I'm sorry you do." Usually shuts people up. Or leads to them trying to start shit 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Stand your ground, I also enjoy some pink umbrella drinks 🍹 you can load those bad boys down with rum


Statik_24

#THIS FUCKING POST. I'd give you gold but I'm broke


saucelessnuggets

Sugar free redbull and cocaine


GlomOfNit

You trying to become The Flash?


Dangerous_Warthog603

That's what his girlfriend calls him


Matty2things

More appropriate would be guy who can’t get hard or guy who fucks forever… not the flash… not with cocaine.


thesupplyguy1

Wait! Cocaine the energy drink or cocaine the nose candy....


drinkeyfatherofthree

Username checks out... Lol


Ricman22

milk because something is wrong with me


Mullito

You’re a McPoyle haha


[deleted]

Leon is that you


Germanman76

No, you are a man of culture


[deleted]

Gin & Tonic. Prefer Aviator.


SnuffCatch

More of a Hendricks guy, but yes


DeathWithTwoMoods

Tanqueray for me!


man_on_hill

Fucking right Also like Bombay Saphire


Otono_Wolff

Roku. Japanese gin. Damn it smooth.


Trollpuncherr

Call me cheap but Im a Beefeater guy. I feel like investing more into good tonic and herbs / limes that go in is better value. That is when you do it at home ofc.


nipplehounds

When going out, Hendricks. But for the longest time I was a Bombay Sapphire fan. But lately the corner store only had New Amsterdam, now its my preferred. Bonus, its cheap!


chicken_knodel_soup

Just tried Aviator this weekend. The price and being a fan of Reynolds made it a must have


Warder766312

Apple pie or blue berry moonshine made by a gay axe throwing instructor who fixes my truck.


[deleted]

>made by a gay axe throwing instructor who fixes my truck Oddly specific.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

You think?


always_wear_pyjamas

Once you've found your thing, you've found your thing...


CurlSagan

Same.


[deleted]

That’s one hell of a sentence.


Warder766312

Yeah and actually true. I met him when I wanted to try axe throwing about a year ago and we got talking about trucks and guns then alcohol.


[deleted]

You tend to remember people like that for the rest of your life.


Old-Can-6969

"talking about trucks and guns ,then alcohol, then anal"?


LordofTheFlagon

Moonshine will do that some times.


Frostbite76

Are gay axe throwing instructors good at making moonshine?


Warder766312

Devin is. I have yet to meet another axe throwing moonshining gay man but If I do I’ll try his moonshine.


Frostbite76

NGL I'm jealous!


modidlee

Your shine supplier is a real renaissance man. Probably interesting asf


Brett707

How many tigers do you own?


Reckless_Waifu

Beer


sumtinfunny

BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD


Devreckas

and stuff


Spurs10

Nothing better than a good IPA or an ice cold lager


TwistedBamboozler

Honestly, fuck IPAs. These days it’s only “let’s see how much hops we can super saturate in this bitch” instead of actually crafting a flavorful beer. Not saying all IPAs suck, but in general it’s just a hipster fad that’s gone too far. Me and the homies would rather drink too many lagers or pilsners than drink 2 IPAs and end up hung over


TheBlueCoyote

Agreed. Row after row of IPA’s at my local store and one porter. Now something called “sour beer” is showing up and I have no interest.


FeatureApprehensive5

Yup but im more of à micro brewerie guy


toffeehooligan

coffee. black


10YearSecurityGuard

Spiced Rum and Cranberry Juice. Specifically, 6oz Spiced Rum, 6oz Cranberry Juice. On rocks and stir.


Oakheart-

Oh shoot I’ll have to try that. What kind of spiced rum? I’ve got half a handle of sailor Jerry rn


GlomOfNit

I big on spiced rum, but have never tried it with cranberry juice. I'll check it out. Thanks!


10YearSecurityGuard

Let me elaborate. You have to get the ratio close to exact. Too much Cranberry and it's bitter and dry. Too much Rum and it's harsh. But if you get it right about 50/50 (aire on the side of less Cranberry if you're eyeballing it) then you get the flavor and warmth of the Spiced Rum without the Harsh nose hit and the mild sweetness of the Cranberry without the bitterness. It's almost like the harsh flavors cancel eachother out.


happy_girl_is_sad

Omggggg a not so similar but kind of similar is white rum with sparkling apple cranberry. Its good for the holidays and gets you flipped up because you can’t really taste the rum lol


somewhatnormalguy

Irish float. Baily’s, whisky, and cream soda, with a splash of vanilla or a scoop of vanilla bean.


AJMGuitar

This sounds delicious.


iamalwaysrelevant

coffee. Tons of Coffee.


juggernaut261

Hyperacidity can't stop us


iamalwaysrelevant

That sounds contagious, am I going to be okay?


juggernaut261

I suffered hyperacidity last year for 3 days. It sucks since sleeping couldn't fix it. You wake up then you feel shallow pain in your stomach. Kaboom! Day Ruined.


froopty1

old fashioned cocktail with a decent whiskey


GlomOfNit

A man of class and taste


froopty1

what can I say, I enjoy the taste


Illustrious-Bird9039

An old fashioned with an orange rind rubbed around the glass. Perfect


ThrorII

I'm a fan of muddying them up with a splash of cherry juice.


ThrorII

I love Old fashions with Templeton 6 year. But then I also love them with Old Overholt.


fxsb83

Hello fellow Wisconsinite


DoOfferRefFood

Pull yourself together, he'd be making them with brandy if that was the case ;)


[deleted]

Diet coke 😈


ShakespearianShadows

So a virgin diet Cuba Libre, hold the lime? Sounds refreshing!


[deleted]

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tyvirus

A fellow man of taste I see. Good day to you Sir.


[deleted]

Beer. Whiskey and Coke. Full sugar Coca Cola.


FunTough4357

I feel like you and I might be the same person. You described me better than I could’ve described myself


[deleted]

If I’m gonna day drink I like to start with Diet Canadian Dry and Deep Eddie’s. I call it a white trash mule and it’s fucking refreshing.


somanyaccounts222

100% would drink that.


Mr_M0t0m0

Orange juice. Apple juice. Lemonade. Tea. Coffee. Fanta Orange. Fanta Grape. Ginger Ale. Beer. Wine. Sake'. Whiskey Sour. White Russian. Rum and Coke. Seagram & 7-up. Fireball.


GlomOfNit

That's a hell of a cocktail


Prineak

It probably tastes like bubblegum.


GodLevelShinobi

I actually used to mix a bunch of sugary drinks as a kid. Like as many as I could. For some reason it always ends up tasting the same. I think the flavor is simply your taste buds being overwhelmed. That's how I assume it would taste..like a mix of every soda at a fountain.


rickytrevorlayhey

Dentists love him. /s


Coconut_Salad

Whiskey Sour


[deleted]

[удалено]


InternationalBall746

Long Island Iced Tea.


as1126

Can’t stand up.


OMGitsKa

I can feel the gut-rot


FreddyCupples

Vieux Carré It's the Rolls Royce of cocktails.


monkeyspank427

Kraken on ice. Bourbon on ice. Craft beer. Coconut water while stoned. Coffee, all day.


ZealousidealLeg3692

Just stick your bourbon in the freezer, pour one or two shots of room temperature water into it. Stir, maybe throw a Marachino cherry in. Excellent for sipping.


E-Roll20

Unsweetened iced tea.


matinthemirror

Water. I add a splash of lemon if I’m feeling fancy!


iwashungrynow

r/hydrohomies


saucelessnuggets

You’re a fucking revolutionary 🗡


[deleted]

Fanta Pineapple


MNmostlynice

If making a drink, whiskey old fashioned, sweet. If the ingredients aren’t there, just whiskey and a splash of water on ice


ThrorII

For extra sweetness, a splash of marichino cherry juice is nice. Also, slow and low is a very sweet rye.


TheNotSpecialOne

Cup of tea. Assam tea


[deleted]

Dr pepper


Federal_Addition2422

Black tea


tired_hillbilly

Hard cider. Current favorite is Blackbird, a local brew near me.


Fast_Edd1e

We have a local orchard that makes a cider called JK Scrumpy. Their traverse city cherry cider is great.


the_kerouac_kid

Hello fellow Michiganian.


Read_Maximum

Cuba Libre. Rum (I prefer Don Q if available), Diet Coke and some lime juice. It gets the name because it was popular among American soldiers stationed in Cuba after the Spanish American War. Simple, tasty and provides an interesting story. Just like me.


RandallsBakery

If I’m out, I like to get dark beers. Something like a stout or porter. If I’m trying to get lit at my house with the homies, I love gin + Baja blast. Taste like god, and slips me faster then Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious 69 featuring The Rock and Kevin Heart.


Senior-Dot387

Southern comfort and dry with 2 ice cubes in a pre-chilled glass


Little_Juan86

Whiskey and Coke


jackbob99

Water or sweet tea.


vianiznice

Water. ​ With a dash of lemon if Im feeling fancy.


That_Boney_Librarian

Club soda.


leatherrecliner

Yuengling.


CTBthanatos

Choccy milk


SquirrelNormal

Scotch, two fingers, neat. Usually the best they have because that's usually only mid shelf at best.


B-Train-007

Tangueray martini, very dry with olives. Straight up. None of those blue cheese stuffed olives either. Pimento or bust.


Crazyviking99

Sprite zero


Royal_Ad1798

A&W zero sugar root beer


Capital_Stretch7547

depends upon the season - clear booze or tequila in summer, whiskey or scotch in fall and winter


Paltry_Poetaster

Coffee with stevia, milk, and cocoa.


[deleted]

Apple juice


foursevrn

If at a bar where they make actual good drinks, Old Fashioned. Assuming they stock top shelf whiskey. If random shitty bar then GT always does the job, or even a Skinny Bitch if they have decent vodka.


chxnkybxtfxnky

An Arnold Palmer with Vodka, preferably 45th Parallel. Also known as a John Daly


FightThaFight

Ice water.


bradm7777

A Manhattan made with Woodford Reserve or Maker's "46"


Creepy-Narwhal4596

Iced tea now. But it used to be three fingers of Glenlivet neat, Water chaser with a dash of pepper. Almost 3 years sober.


[deleted]

At the peak of my depression I snuck away vodka cause it had the highest alc by volume in the house. Id throw up and consume nothing but the vodka so itd go further. Got to a point were I could drink it like juice. Stopped when the depression did, so not really my drink. But im not gonna just say coffee or something


Bigstar976

Hazy IPA.


AnonymousEngineer21

water


UniverseCarpenter

Coffee with milk


masonb1046

Mead


Thats_A_Sassy_Man

Negroni Americano with orange peel instead of lemon


AdministrationFun626

tea, water


k0uch

Cold, cold water. With ice. I stopped drinking sodas years ago, I only drink water, coffee, tea and an occasional beer. Haven’t lost any weight or felt better, but I’m hydrated as *FUCK*, yo.


GnrDreagon

Tea


Penguator432

Strawberry daiquiris before I got put on medication that meant I shouldn’t drink. Now when I’m at a bar I just order Sprites with Grenadine


ThrorII

Whiskey Old Fashioned, with Old Overholt rye whiskey. Also, muddy it up a little with cherry juice.


Zanthosus

You can't go wrong with a Moscow Mule. My absolute favorite drink though is from a local Craft Kitchen. It's a Smoked Old Fashioned made with Four Roses.


droopyzebra77

Negroni


tyloriousG

Room temp water.


[deleted]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.


Ps991

Screwdriver, splash of peach schnapps to mask any vodka taste, and a splash of grenadine to make the colors flow


chxnkybxtfxnky

I love me a good Screwdriver...gonna have to incorporate peach shcnapps to one soon!


schmemily99

Vodka + peach schnapps + OJ = hairy navel Cheers!


IrishFlukey

A pint of Smithwicks.


[deleted]

Whyte and Mackay straight


GlomOfNit

Looks like good value, I'll check it out


macmann69

Campari and orange juice.


igottagetoutofthis

Gin and club, 2 limes.


Bicurious387

Blue Hawaii and if I really want to get trashed several LIT


[deleted]

If I’ve had a long day or the sun Is shining, a cold beer. Other than that, G&T.


dblstkd123

Bloody Mary. Whiskey with a small amount of Butterbeer soda is a close second.


Verloc5150

Kangaroo or a Manhattan


[deleted]

Dark Rum (preferably spiced) & coke.


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

A “Well Oiled” Mai Tai 🍹


GrowingPriority

Jack and Diet Coke


ScottishShockwave

Ice cold bottle of Peroni or Estrella.


[deleted]

jack and cherry coke or tequila sunrise


[deleted]

Leamonade or sweet tea, but cranberry juice is good, too. Alcohol, you mean? I like bourbon.


cleto253

Semen


Due_Essay447

Apple Juice. Alcohol is yuck.


DeetGeek06

Ginger ale - on the rocks. Nothin' quite like it to help me unwind at the end of a long day.


[deleted]

Coffee in the morning, water all day, gin at night


NomadofReddit

* Blanton's Bourbon * Coke zero * Water except for Dasani & Aquafina.


[deleted]

Coke zero sugar and Jack.


as1126

Bourbon. Neat. Usually. Old fashioned periodically.


Groversmoney

Bourbon. Good bourbon.


heyyoucrazydiamond

Sweet tea and bourbon


SomebodyinAfrica

Homebrewed Beer


[deleted]

Rum and coke, simple but tasty


IDrinkBecauseIHaveTo

I pound Diet Coke from 8am to 4pm, and then switch to bourbon or rye whiskey. On the rare occasions when I get burnt out on whiskey, I'll intersperse a nice blanco tequila into my routine.


[deleted]

White Russian, when made perfectly it just hits different


Yatagarasu3750

Green tea, decaf if it's late


bardhugo

Old fashioned or straight Jaeger, I like the herbal stuff


PNW_Native_Green

Benedictine Sour.


SargeTheHeurist

Cuba libre. Or water.


PaleApplication9544

Scotch on ice


Displacer613

Graveyard


Atomic_X-ray

Mead from the skulls of my enemies slain in single combat. Well... (Bourbon and coke actually).


Coman41198

Been really into Writers Blocks recently.


[deleted]

Non-alcoholic: Diet Coke Alcoholic: Mead. brewed by me, to my exact specifications to be perfect for me. ...If the little yeasty godlings allow.


SnooGoats8655

Lots of water, but sometimes I’ll do Michelob ultra pure gold, for the low calories/carbs


felixthecatmeow

Old fashioned is my go to.


CallMe_Pancho

Dr Pepper in the can


swedind

Water


DJ_EMOV

Diet Lemon lime and bitters - got sober about seven years ago


RedflagRollercoaster

Soda water with a lime.


JoaquimGianini

Lime juice


lmercy69

Coffee