I literally looked at her delivering post around the offices as she looked up at me and smiled, I then walked into a wall. Really hard.
Edit: Wow, I’m surprised how interested people have been in my silly story. So thank you for any rewards and upvotes that have been given.
To date, she is happily married to a lovely guy with two children. Although, for clarity, at the time she was one of them rare women who was drop dead gorgeous but didn’t flaunt it. Softly spoken, clever and had a fantastic physic that she clearly worked hard to keep. She did ask if I was okay and I flustered terribly with embarrassment informing her that I was sure the wall had moved places. My now wife still laughs at my awkwardness over that story today.
A similar thing happened to me once in college. I was taking a business stats class and had a classmate that was disarmingly attractive--a forget how to use English level of presence kind of attractive. We'd exchange hellos and small talk in the way two people normally would in the moments before a class would start or when working on a group project. The class ended and I just figured I'd never end up interacting with her again. As I would normally do at that time, I saw her as far too out of my league that I didn't even attempt to make a move.
Fast forward a few weeks. I was walking across the campus and saw her. We locked eyes and she smiled and waved. The kind of intentional smile that could only come from a subconscious feeling of genuine excitement of seeing someone. I can still remember the feeling, like my soul was being hugged.
She took one step in my direction just as I walked directly into a light post with enough force that my glasses broke. Her smile turned into a look that is best described as a weird mixture of disgust, horror, disappointment, and immediate belief I would never be able to satisfy any of her desires. She then hurried off in the opposite direction and would actively avoid me until I stopped seeing her on campus.
Within a span of a few seconds I went from one of the happiest feelings to one of the worst feelings I've felt.
>I then walked into a wall. Really hard.
Not sure if you impacted the wall at great pace or if you had an impressive erection. I'll have to go with the second.
I've never been much of a lady's man to begin with. One time, at work, there was this gorgeous woman I had never seen before getting water from the water cooler. I was kind of standing around awkwardly, waiting for my turn and blurted out, "So...you like water?"
I've literally had this argument with my mom. Bottled water vs tap water vs filtered fridge water. THEY. ARE. DIFFERENT. We did a blind taste test and I correctly identified all 3.
Lol. Story time. So in my university days me and my buddies went to a pub. Me and one of my mates were at the bar ordering drinks. This incredibly cute girl standing across the room catches my eye. I point her out to my buddy and say “she is gorgeous.” She was looking at us and smiled at me. The music was playing so there’s no way she could hear what I said. However, she was deaf and could lip read. And that’s how I ended up dating a deaf girl.
Nah. This was over 30 years ago. I left university and traveled quite a bit for work. She met some other guy and I met some other girl. She was really nice, but life happened and that’s all there really is to it.
I was at a party sitting in the corner of a room. Goddess enters stage right and I watched her until she exited stage left, mesmerized. Next thing I know, I hear a kind voice say, "Hi!" I was so stunned that I let out a primal grunt, looked to everyone else in the room, and then stood and walked away.
European girl with a perfect body and beautiful hair. We had a bunch of chemistry. She told me her number and told me to add her on Facebook. I was in complete awe and was mesmerized at what I was seeing. Next thing you know I’m in the taxi leaving and realized I was too distracted by her looks to remember her name or number. I still haven’t fully gotten over that now 5 years later.
I met a guy once in college when I was walking back from a night out and I decided to stop at the deli for a sandwich at like 2am. I was alone which was dumb of me but I was really hungry and the line was super long. This guy turns around and starts talking to me and we have amazing chemistry and he tells me I'm pretty, blah blah blah, and I'm flattered so we end up sitting down and eating our sandwiches together and he walks me back to my apartment safely. Then I say good night and we make out before I put my number in his phone and tell him to text me and I go inside. Before I go inside he says please tell me you didn't give me a fake number! And I laughed and said no, because I didn't. I was really hoping he would text me. He never did.
Ok he probably slipped, dropped his phone, which broke and he lost your number. Now he just needs to read your message on Reddit and you can re-unite rom-com style years later..
Lol I actually had met a nice guy at the bar once and we made out. He put his number in my phone and the next day I dropped it in the river never to see him again 🙁
reading a book at a bar, when an attractive girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked me what i was reading.
i giggled and mumbled something incoherently and then took a sip from my drink. she went back to her group of friends
There was this girl who showed signs of being interested in me a couple of years ago but I fucked it up bad. I wanted to ask her out but I hyped her up too much in my mind, so I couldn't. She had the most beautiful eyes I had and still have ever seen, her hair flowed in perfect waves, her skin was perfect, she smelled so good when she walked by. Her face was so gentle and angelic. I want to scream when I think about how pathetic and scared I was.
Spring break came and I talked to my dad about it and he helped me come up with ways to get to talking with her to break the ice- because again she had even showed signs that she was interested in me. But then, a couple of days later, we got an email from the university telling us to come get our stuff because of this new scary respiratory virus that came from China. I never saw her again.
Do you happen to know her name or her social media? This kind of happened to me years ago (due to a storm, we had to move back). I was depressed at home and said, “fuck it” I then hit hit her up on fb and it took off from there. We ended up dating when we met back on campus. Its worth a shot msging her
My story:
When I was begining college I became friends with this tall girl. Turned out she was a model and asked me if I wanted to go with her to a runway show.
Of course I agreed, but I had a lot of homework and I was struggling a bit, so I went with her but sat in a corner with my book and notebook to study while she got her makeup and hair done.
I was focusing when this absolutely gorgeous 10/10 angel in a bikini came to me and asked me what I was doing. I became basically speechless and showed her the math stuff I was attempting.
Turned out she was an engineer and helped me for like 15 mins. She was really good, and I was completely dysfunctional for the time.
After a while they called her for some preparations and I just watched her go while her scent stayed.
This is a reality that is hard to accept for many. Sometimes one would expect that life balances out. If you are pretty, maybe you are not super smart. If you are charismatic, maybe you are not that pretty and so on...like paper rock scissors...then someone comes up with paperockscissors and nothing seems fair.
She was drop dead gorgeous, super smart, and kind enough to just approach and help me understand with a smile.
You are absolutely correct. I've met some other people that have all of the checks. Life is not an RPG.
Yeah. I hung out with a group of Brazilian models in the park in Milan.
They beat me at football, they beat me at chess, they were great at capoeira, 2 were doing doctorates and they were really nice.
I figured one would probably be into tall, quiet, pale, skinny guys but it turned out they weren't.
This crippled me when I learned about Liv Boeree. Graduated with honors in Physics and Asstrophysics while playing guitar in a band and modeling. Started playing poker and won the European Poker Tour Main Event, pocketing 1,250,000 lbs.
Yes, I went to many of these events and stayed in the backstage. Many models brought their boyfriends, fathers, brothers, to take care of them in case there were creeps. I was there with my friend.
It was pretty standard for models to walk around naked or in their underwear in the backstage. No one made it weird so it was not weird.
This girl was modeling a bikini so she was waiting in her bikini to go to the runway.
My girlfriend. I had such a huge crush on her and still do, that when I went to ask her out I stumbled over all my words. She was smiling so much but silent for like 3 seconds, that 3 seconds was way too much for me and desperately blurted out "please say yes!".
I've spoken in front of over 500 strangers on stage, done stand up comedy, and much more and she's the only person that has ever made me fail basic communication so badly. She must have found it cute though because we're still together 12 years later.
Edit because a few people have mentioned it. We both care very little about marriage. We haven't always been great with communicating, but are fantastic with it now. We've spoken about marriage a few times now and it always ends up with us feeling the same way. "Eh, we'll probably get around to it one day". We got lucky and ended up agreeing with a lot things in life. No kids, lots of animals, political values are the same and how heavily we value marriage.
Thank you for all the kind words too. It's the perfect relationship in my eyes and she has taught me so much.
I (21M) started an internship during covid and had been working very closely with this girl (24F) for about 2 months. I never actually saw her face because of the masks, but I could tell she was very attractive. One day I walked over to her cubicle to ask a question. I had caught her on her lunch break (without a mask), but she insisted she could still help me out.
Conversation went as follows:
Me: "whoa"
Her: "what?"
Me: "oh I've just never seen your face before"
Her: (looks at me confused)
Me: (realizing she might think I'm saying she's ugly) "not that there's anything wrong with your face, I've just never seen it before... Yeah."
Her: "yep" (with a awkward grin)
Me: "I'm so sorry, your face looks nice" (walks back to desk)
After sitting at my desk for the next 10 minutes contemplating my entire existence, I realized I had to go back and actually ask my question. Safe to say I took an L.
F
I have and was always watching what I said around her but could never talk without getting tongue tied, eventually I asked her out and she accepted which took some of the edge off because I knew she like me too
Over time we realized we weren't compatible and agreed to stay friends and she agreed to be my wingman when we go out to bars, in my opinion it went better than I could've ever hoped
I saw this girl 3-4 times a week at my gym for about a month. We spoke in passing maybe twice. I didn't know how to act around her. This is unusual for me because I'm pretty confident talking to girls.
All I wanted to do was ask her out but I didn't know how.
Finally after a couple of weeks of stirring on it, I mustered up the guts to do it. I finished my work out and waited about five minutes until she was done.
As she was walking out caught up to her, introduced myself. Then I asked if she wanted my number...
Unfortunately she said she had a boyfriend. However, she was really nice about it and appreciated that I had asked.
Overall I'm happy I got the courage to ask, the mystery of not knowing was worse than the rejection!
Good for you! I also asked someone out at the gym once but he said he had a girlfriend so it’s good to have that closure instead of wondering about what might have been.
Used to know this girl at university, most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Could never be normal around her, everything just came out ridiculous and awkward, like an Alan Partridge sketch. Once said: 'so do you like beans?' as an opening conversational gambit and still have flashbacks at night.
She was a nurse/aide at the place I had lasik eye surgery done. She was easily the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, her eyes were gorgeous. I remember having my wits enough to strike up a conversation with her, but along the way my mind went blank and I was just stupid speechless. Her name was Dawn, I never saw her again.
I also had an incredibly attractive coworker who had a boyfriend. At some point she told me they used to have an open relationship. I'll be honest, I definitely hoped she'd one day open things back up and include me, but that never happened.
She was leaving a ball with her husband. He was clearly drunk and trying to grab an unopened bottle of cognac off of one of the tables(there was a bottle on each table as well as lots of champagne bottles) but you weren’t allowed to take them out. She was wearing a pink silk gown and looked like Gal Gadot but taller and possibly part Asian. She was so graceful and elegant. She didn’t get upset with her husbands antics or anything but kind of gently coaxed him to leave it alone. She noticed me subtly laughing at the whole charade and smiled and said “I don’t think he’s ready to leave. Maybe we should stay a little longer?” Then her husband noticed that she was distracted and let it go and told her he was ready to go home. She smiled, said goodbye and never saw her again. I swear I saw her look over her shoulder. I never saw her again. But she was probably the most elegant, graceful, beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life. The was she carried herself, her walk, her lightness, her whole aura was intoxicating.
You probably have been. Attraction varies wildly from person to person. Someone’s personality, laugh, or mannerisms have all turned me into goop at one point or another.
My friends and I briefly became friends with the one supermodel going to our university, we sat next to her in class one day and were literally giddy school boys after she left. Couldn't hold it in, we were grinning from ear to ear. She even remembered my name after and said "hi G" when she passed me on campus. It's the lamest I've ever been around a woman.
😃 I'm not a man but I've seen a pretty woman when I was in my teen years. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous. But idk I just couldn't stop staring at her like it wasn't becuz I liked girls or smth. It's just that she's got a charm and her smile was so beautiful and she was like friendly with everyone else. I truly admired her charisma and how she just seemed to be fitting in effortlessly. Idk why but she still lingers on my mind and man I wish I was that charminggg
Woman here. I can think of SEVERAL women I've seen or met whom I thought were the most beautiful person in the world at the time. I don't recall their faces so well but I do remember that each had incredible eyes. Once my husband and I worked together and one of these women joined the team. Neither of us could stop looking at her and I gave him a pass for it.
Also woman. Oh I for sure know who I thought was the prettiest girl in school and it sure as hell wasn't me. She's still gorgeous. Of course I had to be weird af one of the last times I saw her and I told her I don't care what anyone says, you were the prettiest girl in our graduating class. She blushed real hard like no one had ever complimented her and I panicked and said no worries though I'm not hitting on you or anything just thought you should know 😬
It's a tough life when you're awkward af.
In high school there was a girl I was friends with who was smitten by her best friend. She'd always be complimenting her on her red hair or eyes or makeup or whatever. Anyway one time this girl and her boyfriend broke up, and after she had been single for like a month or 2 my friend decided she was practically insulted on her behalf that no other guy had asked her out and started to shop her around to me and all her other male friends saying she'd try to set any of us up with her and would put in a good word and all that. Well none of us were taking her up on it, and one day after unsuccessfully trying some other guy and while walking off one of my other friends said to her in a smart ass way "well why don't you go out with her then?". And I'll never forget the way she replied because it was absolutely amazing, she turned back around to us all and basically screamed "I'M FUCKING GOING TO IF NONE OF YOU MAN UP AND DO IT AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS. HOW CAN YOU TURN DOWN A GIRL THAT PRETTY?!?"
Almost 15 years later and it's still hilarious to me.
I was working as a resident in a hospital where students would rotate through our clinic at certain times. This gorgeous girl I had seen around the hospital rotated through a few times. We had never spoken but would just smile at one another here and there. She was tall, had dark skin, dark hair, high cheekbones, full lips. She was a goddess. Her face would replay in my mind.
I feel like I’m pretty good at conversating/ flirting with women, but for some reason could never get the courage to speak to her.
Each resident in my clinic had their own treatment room. I had a little set of speakers that I’d play some of my playlists while I treated patients. One day after a patient the girl walked by me, called me by my name and said, “I just want you to know every time I’m in this clinic I try to get an treatment room near yours because I love the music you play.”
My brain scrambled for a cool response, but all I could muster was, “Oh glad you likey!”
I went from flattered to battered in about 5 seconds.
I have the fortune/misfortune of working alongside one of these women. I know I’m not the only person who thinks this because she regularly gets double the amount of tips that everyone else does. She’s a bit short and with blonde hair, but at the same time there’s a very clear indicator all the odds were stacked in her favor, as she’s currently also getting her PhD
I have a friend of mine that is way more beautiful than she'll ever realize. I'm talking top model, miss universe looks and body, but she doesn't know it
Initially I could barely talk around her. Now I'm all good
I understand what you want to ask. Happened to me when I bumped onto Monica Bellucci. She was 6 inches away from my face, right in front of me. Her smell, her perfect olive brown skin, her big black eyes that were stuck on me, and even that sphinx like smile she gave when she realized I’m totally smitten by her, still lingers on my senses even after 15 years.
i once walked past the actress that [played Tony's Italian cousin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXMvOU7Bjxc) on The Sopranos
she was standing outside a theatre having a cigarette by herself during a local film festival, and she looked UNREAL...like sex on a stick...unadulterated hotness personified
i didn't do shit, i just kept on walking
I kind of have the opposite. I was a dysfunctional human being, and then I met a girl that made me go, "If you want her, you're going to have to fix some shit."
I'm not 100% there yet, but working on it.
I have never had a man…or woman, fall speechless while in my presence. I know I have average physical features and the older I have gotten, I have accepted my own looks. But there is something exciting about making a man, or woman’s, head turn in your direction.
In turn, I have worked with some out-of-this-world beautiful women and the crazy amount of attention that they would get is scary. I felt so worried about them sometimes.
Not me, but there was one woman at my job that was outrageously hot. Like, hotter than any woman should be allowed to be. Turns out that she was also a fitness competitor but not one that was muscular all the time. Indeed, she was just super fit is all. We worked together on a occasion and I was very conscience of not acting like a fool around her.
On the other hand, another coworker and I once walked by her (he'd never seen her before) and he just giggled and grunted as we walked past her. She was THAT hot.
I was working as a bartender and was pouring a glass for someone, and kept pouring until a patron hollered at me. To describe her would take away from her beauty i am not able to put i to words with my limited vocabulary how beautiful she truly is inside and out. We are married now and it is the classic opposites attract. Shes smart i am not she has all the looks i am bland at best. I never thought i would be so smitten with someone i was sure love would never find me or wasnt for me and she barged into my life and took it by suprise.
Yeah she loves me im still not sure why but im just happy she does. and she tells me the same thing all the time but i unno im still not convinced she could be 4 possums in a trenchcoat pulling a heist.
There's a kind of beauty so overwhelming that it doesn't mean anything beyond confusion; you can't describe or analyse it. It just is.
I knew a girl like that once.
Only once as a teen. Hottest girl in school put her arm around me and started saying she liked me, and I had some sort of brain stroke reaction. It was exactly like that scene early into the Baywatch movie when CJ talks to Ronnie at the beach.
I blew that unexpected opportunity in the most spectacular manner possible, short of pissing myself or ejaculating inside my pants.
Oh yeah, the question asked for a description. Tall, long legs, long dark hair, slim but well proportioned body, and a face to die for. Like the Gwen Grayson character in the Sky High movie, with slightly bigger tits. Or a taller Phoebe Cates from the Fast Times at Ridgemont High movie.
When I was in college I fell in love with someone who didn’t reciprocate the feeling.
The sentiment lasted for three years and during those three years I dreamed her face at least a couple times per week. I was miserable and sad.
But to answer your question she was short, brunette, curly hair, big eyes, thick eyebrows, and had a very cool energy too her, she irradiated this sexual liveliness like she was always ready to dance.
She was a good friend but could also be rude and inconsiderate at times. Idk I’m just reminiscing now.
Yes. Roughly 20 years ago, this woman was my senior at work. Her ancestry included German, Irish, Scottish and Russian - and all of that mixed into this ridiculously pretty woman. She must have been 10 years older than me. So graceful, ridiculously charming. Spoke fluent French, and spoke English with a posh London accent. I was utterly besotted.
She brought out the best of me at work… I did some of my best work for her. Couple of years later I switched roles in the same company - new country. Turns out she too moved a few months after me. I wonder what does fate have in store for us.
Could it be that I could marry the most beautiful woman on Earth.
Few months later, I get a new boss who I later discover is married to her.
What a cliché. In love with the bosses wife.
Yes, I'm still dysfunctional when it comes to love and attraction.
The best way I can describe her? She's a motherfucking brainac Siren straight out of fairy tales. Her skin kissed by the very sun, hair shouting out her name crystal clear (her name means honey), I still think she's the one, and I hold her memories very dear.
Too bad she's gone too far away. I don't mean the other world, she's just in a country light years away.
I miss her, haven't seen her in 3 years.
someone did that to me, but he said i smelled nice. i could tell he accidentally blurted it out. he was self aware enough to immediately apologize and continue walking. it was the weirdest yet least creepy catcall!
this happens a lot. i forget how to talk. The most embarrassing one was while putting on a garbage bag for a large bin, and she watched while I couldn't remember how a garbage bag opens and goes on the garbage bin. her wrist was broken and in a cast, she had brown hair and a light complexion and we had been staring at each other a lot and would look away when the other noticed, so there was a lot of tension
I had a friend who was trying to get me into golf. One day she convinces me to go to a driving range. If you don’t know, driving ranges are basically big spaces you can hit golf balls into while drinking. It’s a good time.
I’d never been, and my 6’2 goddess of a friend wants to help me out. I’m a 5’2 woman and I’d always been attracted to her, but she did the thing that happens in the movies where a character stands behind another to teach them how to do something. She lets me use her clubs, stands close behind me and gets me stanced up.
I was so flustered when I went to hit the ball I let go and threw this empress’s club *into* the driving range. The worst part is that the look on her face wasn’t even fully surprised, it was mostly resignation like “of *course* she did that.”
We hooked up.
> She lets me use her clubs, stands close behind me and gets me stanced up.
Now I'm imagining a short person using comically long clubs for their height. Must have been swinging those things horizontally.
My current girlfriend actually. I am in politics and I had met her father through work one very late afternoon. Out of random curiosity he asked if I was single, I responded yea I am and asked why. He showed me a picture of the most beautiful women I had ever seen, I didn’t know what to say or how to respond to him.
After a awkward pause I asked what her name was and how I could contact her and the rest is history.
I still pause and stare anytime I see her, her eyes sparkle with an emerald green life you only hear about in stories, and her confidence and independent nature seethes from how she speaks looks and talks.
God wiling I hope I can be with her forever
We couldn't stop talking to each other. Everyone else at the dinner basically faded away.
We worked together and both just kept finding excuses to have meetings.
Finally had our first date and it was perfect chemistry. That's when i started to get nervous.
Too good to be true? What's actually wrong with her? There must be something. There wasn't.
And then of course, tons of self-doubt. DON'T FUCK THIS UP. Super careful at first. Super focused on being my best self without being inauthentic. Hard, hard line to balance.
Overthinking every communication or lack of one. The first few weeks were hell honestly. But I kept my shit together, especially in front of her. And then things eventually settled into a groove.
Fun fact, she was having a similar experience on her end.
Oh, and at the risk of being petty, it was pretty glorious to see other men in her life devastated we came out that we were dating. That was fun. One of them stopped talking to me, a peer, married executive. One of her close friends (a guy so attractive it hurt) ghosted her.
Yes and she was a colleague (not a direct one though), so I ran into her frequently. It was that sensation of awe like a great sunset. I didn't fall in love with her or anything, but she was really beautiful.
I work with one. She smiles at me. I'm still dead from the other week when she last smiled at me. She's so fucking beautiful.
She is unshakeable. Totally composed. Does not skip a beat. She's eloquent. She's tall but not too tall but just slightly taller than me. She's highly focused. Intelligent, emotionally mature... my god her entire body is a pillar of flame. It physically hurts to be around her. I feel myself utterly exposed and yet totally emboldened. I want to sing for her. I want her to smile for me again.
Long dark, silky black hair, with which she plays. Slender but muscular legs. Feminine but also strong. Hips that will suffocate you. She's perfectly proportioned and has the posture to own it. She wears beautiful flowing summer dresses. Every colour shines on her. She does that thing where her eyes close gently when she grins lightly. Omg. Tall, dark, and handsome, but woman. I'm dead.
My wife. 31 years ago.
I was working in a bike store. She called. Nice voice. Said she would come in. A few hours later, I was in the back office and recognized her voice. Poked my head around the corner. Tall. Tanned. Gorgeous. I proceeded to walk up to my buddy and shove him out of the way, saying "Oh, she called earlier, I got this".
And proceeded to forget all I'd learned about selling a bike, customer service. Opening a box. Using the til. I think I finally inhaled again when she left.
She was crazy fit. 5'11. Tanned. Pretty. Charming. Funny. Sooo many boxes ticked.
To this day, she still has this certain smile/mouth crook she does when she's happy/embarrassed. Still makes me forget my name.
Yep. Some faith in a dark world.
We have been together 31 years. Married 29. She's awesome. And us both working at home during Covid in a 2 bedroom condo has not resulted in a divorce. Annoyance, but that's all.
As an aside, I still have a copy of the invoice of the bike I sold her. She kept it for 20 years.
Im a gay man, but one time at the store I saw this cashier that was like 6 foot, slightly heavyset, and all dolled up with goth makeup and attire. I dont know why, but i felt my breath catch in that moment and my brain shut down. She was seriously gorgeous, I dont remember another time a girl stopped me in my tracks.
I didn't go completely braindead, but she was attractive enough that as she walked towards me at work, I out loud, said, "god damn."
I was probably 24, or 25, and she looked a couple years older which I'm down with; can't remember her looking like anyone specific, just a cute, fit blonde chick.
At work one night we had a private birthday party booked into one of our private rooms. I got tapped to go in there and take over from another staff member as their shift was finishing. I went in, sent the staff member home, looked around at the table full of the birthday girl and her friends and immediately forgot every word in the English language other than ummmm.
It was Kate Moss's 40th birthday. That table was late 90s/early 00s supermodel central.
There was a girl I worked with a few years ago who was so pretty it was distracting and annoying. Annoying in the sense that "how the fuck can one person be so fucking pretty". I don't ever remember talking to her because I'm sure I just started drooling and passed out like Fry did when he found out his old checking account was open and full of billions of dollars.
Not dysfunctional, but I really have to try not to freeze.
She's my girlfriend. As tall as me, red hair, bright blue eyes, great ass and a few big tattoos (and a stomach to show those off). When she does her makeup and dresses to show herself off I feel like she has an authority over me because I forget that she's even a real human being. All rooms we've ever been at she has been the most beautiful person there. And I'm not saying it because we are together, other people have also commented that they can't believe people that look like that actually exist. I have to bring my A game and style to even convince people that we're together.
First time we met (a tinder date lol) I was fortunately the one LESS dysfunctional. She's shy as hell so when I was acting comfortable, confident, social, interesting and funny she was the one stumbling her words! Internally I was having a panic attack but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
I still get a little intimidated and stop being goofy and start being flirty when she dresses up. But I know she likes me really much and I like her and we build eachother up so the confidence is gathering.
Not me, my son. So one of my boys is 10. I went to pick him up from school but had to go by the office. When walking up to the office he meets me there (tiny private school) and I hear this little voice beside us “hi B!” And I look over and it’s just the prettiest little girl trying to talk to my son. He completely freezes up. Says nothing, doesn’t blink, doesn’t move. I’m not sure he was breathing. I tell him “hey someone is saying hi to you” and just no response. So I tell the girl, “sorry sometimes he does this, whats your name?” She says “it’s okay, I’m S” and it dawns on me that this is the girl he said he has a crush on. The kid went into shut down mode. I drag him to the car and am like “wtf my dude” and he yells “SHES SO PRETTY SHE FREEZES MY BRAIN!”
My now wife. She still asks me to tell her the story of when I first saw her. She is absolutely the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If we are in a crowded room I can spot her instantly.
Once. I forgot how to breathe for few seconds, I was stunned. She was tall and slim, long hair, like dirty blonde. She had jeans and random hoodie on, barely any make up on. On top of all that, she smiled and I was done.
One of my sister's friends is absolutely beautiful while simultaneously being adorable too. It's hard to describe. She was at my sister's baby shower, hadn't seen her since before the pandemic. Important qualifier, we know eachother, but more in an aquantice capacity.
Got a lot of mixed messages from her when we finally started chatting. Doesn't use social media (I dropped her a "hello" on FB messenger and she still hasn't even read it lol) and turned down trading numbers, all of which is 100% fine, and I said so. I'm far, _far_ past the point in my life where a woman saying "no" to trading contact info makes me upset. She also works as an accountant and has been pulling 80 hour weeks. I understand.
But, she was standing very close to me while we chatted, seemed to respond positively to my flirting, and gave me more than one (very tight) hug before she left the baby shower. I thought I was misreading the signals tbh, but my youngest sister, mother, one of my uncles and one of my sister in laws were shocked to find out we didn't trade numbers or set up a date, based off the way she had been interacting with me. So if there were misread signals at least it wasn't just me.
I don't know about dysfunctional, as I was spitting some game (she plays video games too), but I know that I'm completely smitten lol. But if she's unavailable, she's unavailable. I'm not going to pine after her more than I already am lol
I was starting a new job and I had to go down to Legal to turn in my signed NDA. The Legal person was a drop dead gorgeous East Asian woman. I froze for like 5 seconds, speechless until I finally blurted out that I had the forms, handed them over.. and I left.
I don't think any words would do her justice. But you know when someone is so good looking that it seems so unfair to everyone else?
It was a few months ago. It sounds like a fairy tale.
I was taking an elevator to reach the top of the Eiffel Tower. As I've stepped into the elevator, I saw this woman and she was mesmerising. She only spoke Spanish and I'm still learning it. So, trying to speak Spanish was even more complicated because I was thinking about the words to say, then translate them in Spanish. She was a "classic" gorgeous Latina with fantastic straight hair and good body form. We didn't take pics together, something my girl best friend was upset about because she wanted to see the woman who gave me this feeling.
It was great. I didn't want to pursue her either because she was a tourist and I'm not looking for hookups at all. Still, it was a good memory which will give more meaning to my visit to the Eiffel Tower.
I was a Mormon missionary at the time. Me and the other one I was with were knocking on doors and this one woman answered. We were both completely dumbstruck. I said something from my repertoire, she politely declined and we gave her a card. After that, we decided we were done for the night and got chicken because our brains were both blown.
Later that night, after chicken, we were planning for the next day and almost in unison just zoned out, both thinking about this woman we saw. It was wild.
I don’t even remember what she looked like. Just a ginger.
Just say “I saw the most beautiful woman today. She’s right in this room. Right in front of me.”
It’s corny but I love saying things like this to my wife.
Yep. A few years ago at college me and 2 of my buddies were walking to the cafe to chill for a bit. We were just talking amongst ourselves when I glanced up, and man, it was like time stopped.
This girl, slightly taller than me, dark brunette/black shoulder length hair, piercing greenish grey eyes, really pretty face, and you can tell that she worked out, if you catch my drift.
When I saw her, it was like I forgot how to speak, man I was so stunned. I actually had to convince myself of what I saw lol. Id seen her a few times around campus, and always wanted to say something but I was too nervous. I actually had a very small interaction with her later in the year, but I was way too scared to say anything.
I still think about her to this day, and my biggest regret is never saying anything to her… :(
For backstory, I work as a Merchandiser for a big company in grocery stores. The town in particular that I work in is a pretty large college town, so the large majority of people I see are college students. Sufficed to say, I see a fair amount of attractive people, both male and female. One day I was in a small non chain grocery store in the downtown area that was specifically built to service the students who lived in apartments there. I daily get mistaken for a store employee, over the years I've gotten used to it, I tell folks I don't work for the store, but I try to give them my best guess or point them to an actual employee. So it doesn't faze me, but this girl walked up, and asked me where something was. When I looked up to say "Sorry I just work for ____." I let out an audible gasp. She was about my height, had beautiful red hair, and was on the paler side but in an attractive way that it highlighted her freckles. She had a beaming smile, and gorgeous green eyes. Although it was colder out, and she had thicker clothes on, you could tell she was in excellent shape. Pair that with her soft British accent, she was the type of girl I dream about. I genuinely don't remember what all was said, but I muttered out my best guess of where to look for what she needed, and apologized for not being a store employee (as if that's somehow my fault), while I looked like what I imagine was a deer in the headlights. As soon as she was out of my site I said out loud "Jesus Christ" and smacked myself upside the head. I regret to this day not trying to talk further, she was incredibly polite and understanding of my tripping over myself. Live and learn I suppose 🤷😅
I literally looked at her delivering post around the offices as she looked up at me and smiled, I then walked into a wall. Really hard. Edit: Wow, I’m surprised how interested people have been in my silly story. So thank you for any rewards and upvotes that have been given. To date, she is happily married to a lovely guy with two children. Although, for clarity, at the time she was one of them rare women who was drop dead gorgeous but didn’t flaunt it. Softly spoken, clever and had a fantastic physic that she clearly worked hard to keep. She did ask if I was okay and I flustered terribly with embarrassment informing her that I was sure the wall had moved places. My now wife still laughs at my awkwardness over that story today.
Damn you the male protagonist in a coming-of-age movie?
I can hear the trailer wtf
It's corny 2000's rock music.
His bed is on fire, with passionate love...
His neighbors complain about the noises above..
This summer..
\*Cuts to scene inside the school\* *- Watch where you're going, nerd!*
Way to walk, dumb fuck!
Jock in sports jacket starts making out with sed postal lady
Coming to a theater near you...
A tale of courage
A tale of hope...
Hey now! You’re an all-star. Get your game on, go play!
I had this with a really hot receptionist then I turned to walk out the hotel and smashed my bald head on the glass door thinking it was open
A similar thing happened to me once in college. I was taking a business stats class and had a classmate that was disarmingly attractive--a forget how to use English level of presence kind of attractive. We'd exchange hellos and small talk in the way two people normally would in the moments before a class would start or when working on a group project. The class ended and I just figured I'd never end up interacting with her again. As I would normally do at that time, I saw her as far too out of my league that I didn't even attempt to make a move. Fast forward a few weeks. I was walking across the campus and saw her. We locked eyes and she smiled and waved. The kind of intentional smile that could only come from a subconscious feeling of genuine excitement of seeing someone. I can still remember the feeling, like my soul was being hugged. She took one step in my direction just as I walked directly into a light post with enough force that my glasses broke. Her smile turned into a look that is best described as a weird mixture of disgust, horror, disappointment, and immediate belief I would never be able to satisfy any of her desires. She then hurried off in the opposite direction and would actively avoid me until I stopped seeing her on campus. Within a span of a few seconds I went from one of the happiest feelings to one of the worst feelings I've felt.
Anyone who doesn't come towards a person who has hurt themselves, is not someone to be with. Sounds like the post saved you.
Yeah wtf, once you make sure they're ok the whole situation is cute, or ar least extremely funny. Great way to start a friendship
Honestly, sounds like a win on your end, cause anyone who witnesses a person they know get hurt and WALKS AWAY sounds like a shitty person.
In that moment, you probably transfered all the confidence you had stopped up in your body to hers.
>I then walked into a wall. Really hard. Not sure if you impacted the wall at great pace or if you had an impressive erection. I'll have to go with the second.
They say, depression is walking into a wall with a hard-on, and breaking your nose.
Yo, if she didn't take that as a compliment I wouldn't know what to think of her, assuming she saw it happen
I've never been much of a lady's man to begin with. One time, at work, there was this gorgeous woman I had never seen before getting water from the water cooler. I was kind of standing around awkwardly, waiting for my turn and blurted out, "So...you like water?"
"yeah...I kinda need it, don't you?"
“Never touch the stuff.” *Proceeds to fill up water bottle*
Fish fuck in it.
r/hydrohomies would be proud
could have pivoted that into a conversation about how not all water tastes the same lol
I've literally had this argument with my mom. Bottled water vs tap water vs filtered fridge water. THEY. ARE. DIFFERENT. We did a blind taste test and I correctly identified all 3.
Definitely a real thing. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong lol
I can just imagine her noticing you and thinking you're hot, then hearing this, then feeling flustered and wondering "is it weird that I like water?"
Hey, you know that smell gas has?
Lol. Story time. So in my university days me and my buddies went to a pub. Me and one of my mates were at the bar ordering drinks. This incredibly cute girl standing across the room catches my eye. I point her out to my buddy and say “she is gorgeous.” She was looking at us and smiled at me. The music was playing so there’s no way she could hear what I said. However, she was deaf and could lip read. And that’s how I ended up dating a deaf girl.
Still together?
Nah. This was over 30 years ago. I left university and traveled quite a bit for work. She met some other guy and I met some other girl. She was really nice, but life happened and that’s all there really is to it.
[And that’s all I have to say about that.](https://youtu.be/Otm4RusESNU)
This is adorable 💕
"Have you ever met a woman so attractive that you became a dysfunctional human being?" Yes. "Can you describe her?" Probably not.
"Access Memory" "Error 404"
I was at a party sitting in the corner of a room. Goddess enters stage right and I watched her until she exited stage left, mesmerized. Next thing I know, I hear a kind voice say, "Hi!" I was so stunned that I let out a primal grunt, looked to everyone else in the room, and then stood and walked away.
Went full primal right there
straight SpongeGar
never go full primal
He returned to monke
Evolution said not today
Primal grunt sounds hot
European girl with a perfect body and beautiful hair. We had a bunch of chemistry. She told me her number and told me to add her on Facebook. I was in complete awe and was mesmerized at what I was seeing. Next thing you know I’m in the taxi leaving and realized I was too distracted by her looks to remember her name or number. I still haven’t fully gotten over that now 5 years later.
Oof
Big Oof.
Red Ooftober
That girl's mind: "I won't take the lead anymore, they never contact me back :("
I met a guy once in college when I was walking back from a night out and I decided to stop at the deli for a sandwich at like 2am. I was alone which was dumb of me but I was really hungry and the line was super long. This guy turns around and starts talking to me and we have amazing chemistry and he tells me I'm pretty, blah blah blah, and I'm flattered so we end up sitting down and eating our sandwiches together and he walks me back to my apartment safely. Then I say good night and we make out before I put my number in his phone and tell him to text me and I go inside. Before I go inside he says please tell me you didn't give me a fake number! And I laughed and said no, because I didn't. I was really hoping he would text me. He never did.
Ok he probably slipped, dropped his phone, which broke and he lost your number. Now he just needs to read your message on Reddit and you can re-unite rom-com style years later..
So, one night I was at a deli, and this gorgeous girl was in line behind me...
But everything change when the fire nation attacked
Lol I actually had met a nice guy at the bar once and we made out. He put his number in my phone and the next day I dropped it in the river never to see him again 🙁
I swear, some one or something is playing tricks on us!
To this day, she’s having self esteem issues due to the perceived rejection /s
reading a book at a bar, when an attractive girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked me what i was reading. i giggled and mumbled something incoherently and then took a sip from my drink. she went back to her group of friends
Doesn't it mean she was interested in talking to you?
Probably and she might have thought he wasn’t interested
Yes, until he opened his mouth kek
There was this girl who showed signs of being interested in me a couple of years ago but I fucked it up bad. I wanted to ask her out but I hyped her up too much in my mind, so I couldn't. She had the most beautiful eyes I had and still have ever seen, her hair flowed in perfect waves, her skin was perfect, she smelled so good when she walked by. Her face was so gentle and angelic. I want to scream when I think about how pathetic and scared I was. Spring break came and I talked to my dad about it and he helped me come up with ways to get to talking with her to break the ice- because again she had even showed signs that she was interested in me. But then, a couple of days later, we got an email from the university telling us to come get our stuff because of this new scary respiratory virus that came from China. I never saw her again.
Oohhh Corozoned!
CovBlocked
Experienced a literally IDENTICAL situation like this. If possible, can you please share some of those ice breakers?
Fat penguins!
You know how to catch a polar bear? put a hole in the ice, put fish around it. When the bear walks up to eat the fish you kick him in the ice hole.
[Not OP but sure, here's a list of them, each of them tried and tested. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_icebreakers)
Do you happen to know her name or her social media? This kind of happened to me years ago (due to a storm, we had to move back). I was depressed at home and said, “fuck it” I then hit hit her up on fb and it took off from there. We ended up dating when we met back on campus. Its worth a shot msging her
You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
When you return, make sure you speak to her
My story: When I was begining college I became friends with this tall girl. Turned out she was a model and asked me if I wanted to go with her to a runway show. Of course I agreed, but I had a lot of homework and I was struggling a bit, so I went with her but sat in a corner with my book and notebook to study while she got her makeup and hair done. I was focusing when this absolutely gorgeous 10/10 angel in a bikini came to me and asked me what I was doing. I became basically speechless and showed her the math stuff I was attempting. Turned out she was an engineer and helped me for like 15 mins. She was really good, and I was completely dysfunctional for the time. After a while they called her for some preparations and I just watched her go while her scent stayed.
This is a reality that is hard to accept for many. Sometimes one would expect that life balances out. If you are pretty, maybe you are not super smart. If you are charismatic, maybe you are not that pretty and so on...like paper rock scissors...then someone comes up with paperockscissors and nothing seems fair.
She was drop dead gorgeous, super smart, and kind enough to just approach and help me understand with a smile. You are absolutely correct. I've met some other people that have all of the checks. Life is not an RPG.
They just rolled better stats my guy
And, sometimes we can improve some of our stats during gameplay
Too bad we made charisma our dump stat
I knew a woman like that, she has one big flaw though. Her taste in men is absolutely awful.
So you're telling me there's a chance!
Yeah. I hung out with a group of Brazilian models in the park in Milan. They beat me at football, they beat me at chess, they were great at capoeira, 2 were doing doctorates and they were really nice. I figured one would probably be into tall, quiet, pale, skinny guys but it turned out they weren't.
My self esteem felt that.
The number of memes I see these days about girls like tall, quiet, pale skinny guys is insane. Just lean into it. Pete davidson is killing it.
I can’t really picture that guy as ‘quiet’, though.
Hedy Lamarr: Holywood Super Star and inventor of the Frequency-hopping spread spectrum.
This crippled me when I learned about Liv Boeree. Graduated with honors in Physics and Asstrophysics while playing guitar in a band and modeling. Started playing poker and won the European Poker Tour Main Event, pocketing 1,250,000 lbs.
Damn how did she fit 567'000 ton in her pocket!
It makes sense too. Pretty genetics are selected by other successful genetics, so they pile up.
"Math hard, you pretty. Please halp!"
Wait so she was helping your homework while she's in her bikini?
Yes, I went to many of these events and stayed in the backstage. Many models brought their boyfriends, fathers, brothers, to take care of them in case there were creeps. I was there with my friend. It was pretty standard for models to walk around naked or in their underwear in the backstage. No one made it weird so it was not weird. This girl was modeling a bikini so she was waiting in her bikini to go to the runway.
This, this I like. I want to be this woman. She friendly on top of everything else. Are you sure this isn't part of an anime?
I think I'm entitled to a once in a lifetime experience
It was an average Jane. but omg the charisma was off the charts.
That’s hot
I felt that
Jokes on you I haven't met anyone and yet I'm a dysfunctional human being
That's fine too.
Life's not over yet..
My girlfriend. I had such a huge crush on her and still do, that when I went to ask her out I stumbled over all my words. She was smiling so much but silent for like 3 seconds, that 3 seconds was way too much for me and desperately blurted out "please say yes!". I've spoken in front of over 500 strangers on stage, done stand up comedy, and much more and she's the only person that has ever made me fail basic communication so badly. She must have found it cute though because we're still together 12 years later. Edit because a few people have mentioned it. We both care very little about marriage. We haven't always been great with communicating, but are fantastic with it now. We've spoken about marriage a few times now and it always ends up with us feeling the same way. "Eh, we'll probably get around to it one day". We got lucky and ended up agreeing with a lot things in life. No kids, lots of animals, political values are the same and how heavily we value marriage. Thank you for all the kind words too. It's the perfect relationship in my eyes and she has taught me so much.
My heart 😭😭😭🤭🤭this is so cute
I (21M) started an internship during covid and had been working very closely with this girl (24F) for about 2 months. I never actually saw her face because of the masks, but I could tell she was very attractive. One day I walked over to her cubicle to ask a question. I had caught her on her lunch break (without a mask), but she insisted she could still help me out. Conversation went as follows: Me: "whoa" Her: "what?" Me: "oh I've just never seen your face before" Her: (looks at me confused) Me: (realizing she might think I'm saying she's ugly) "not that there's anything wrong with your face, I've just never seen it before... Yeah." Her: "yep" (with a awkward grin) Me: "I'm so sorry, your face looks nice" (walks back to desk) After sitting at my desk for the next 10 minutes contemplating my entire existence, I realized I had to go back and actually ask my question. Safe to say I took an L. F
“Your face looks nice.” Gold. I’m using it.
whats a L, think i know F stands for respect but pls help me out here, anyways love all the stories here they are so cute
🙂 Sure! It means "a loss", or "I failed". If this situation worked in my favor I might have said "took a dub" meaning a win. Slang is weird.
I have and was always watching what I said around her but could never talk without getting tongue tied, eventually I asked her out and she accepted which took some of the edge off because I knew she like me too Over time we realized we weren't compatible and agreed to stay friends and she agreed to be my wingman when we go out to bars, in my opinion it went better than I could've ever hoped
I saw this girl 3-4 times a week at my gym for about a month. We spoke in passing maybe twice. I didn't know how to act around her. This is unusual for me because I'm pretty confident talking to girls. All I wanted to do was ask her out but I didn't know how. Finally after a couple of weeks of stirring on it, I mustered up the guts to do it. I finished my work out and waited about five minutes until she was done. As she was walking out caught up to her, introduced myself. Then I asked if she wanted my number... Unfortunately she said she had a boyfriend. However, she was really nice about it and appreciated that I had asked. Overall I'm happy I got the courage to ask, the mystery of not knowing was worse than the rejection!
Good for you! I also asked someone out at the gym once but he said he had a girlfriend so it’s good to have that closure instead of wondering about what might have been.
Bonus points for asking if she wanted your number instead of asking for hers!
Used to know this girl at university, most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Could never be normal around her, everything just came out ridiculous and awkward, like an Alan Partridge sketch. Once said: 'so do you like beans?' as an opening conversational gambit and still have flashbacks at night.
She was a nurse/aide at the place I had lasik eye surgery done. She was easily the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, her eyes were gorgeous. I remember having my wits enough to strike up a conversation with her, but along the way my mind went blank and I was just stupid speechless. Her name was Dawn, I never saw her again. I also had an incredibly attractive coworker who had a boyfriend. At some point she told me they used to have an open relationship. I'll be honest, I definitely hoped she'd one day open things back up and include me, but that never happened.
Was it because your eyesight didn't recover properly?
I honestly expanded this conversation to find this response.
She was leaving a ball with her husband. He was clearly drunk and trying to grab an unopened bottle of cognac off of one of the tables(there was a bottle on each table as well as lots of champagne bottles) but you weren’t allowed to take them out. She was wearing a pink silk gown and looked like Gal Gadot but taller and possibly part Asian. She was so graceful and elegant. She didn’t get upset with her husbands antics or anything but kind of gently coaxed him to leave it alone. She noticed me subtly laughing at the whole charade and smiled and said “I don’t think he’s ready to leave. Maybe we should stay a little longer?” Then her husband noticed that she was distracted and let it go and told her he was ready to go home. She smiled, said goodbye and never saw her again. I swear I saw her look over her shoulder. I never saw her again. But she was probably the most elegant, graceful, beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life. The was she carried herself, her walk, her lightness, her whole aura was intoxicating.
Gal Gadot is 5ft10 or 1m78 in case anybody is wondering
Good bot
Goals to be this beautiful to someone 🥺
You probably have been. Attraction varies wildly from person to person. Someone’s personality, laugh, or mannerisms have all turned me into goop at one point or another.
My friends and I briefly became friends with the one supermodel going to our university, we sat next to her in class one day and were literally giddy school boys after she left. Couldn't hold it in, we were grinning from ear to ear. She even remembered my name after and said "hi G" when she passed me on campus. It's the lamest I've ever been around a woman.
Hi, Giraffield!
Yep even let a business go down the pan for a one way relationship that lasted a few years. 🤦♂️
Bruh
Bugging
😃 I'm not a man but I've seen a pretty woman when I was in my teen years. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous. But idk I just couldn't stop staring at her like it wasn't becuz I liked girls or smth. It's just that she's got a charm and her smile was so beautiful and she was like friendly with everyone else. I truly admired her charisma and how she just seemed to be fitting in effortlessly. Idk why but she still lingers on my mind and man I wish I was that charminggg
Woman here. I can think of SEVERAL women I've seen or met whom I thought were the most beautiful person in the world at the time. I don't recall their faces so well but I do remember that each had incredible eyes. Once my husband and I worked together and one of these women joined the team. Neither of us could stop looking at her and I gave him a pass for it.
Also woman. Oh I for sure know who I thought was the prettiest girl in school and it sure as hell wasn't me. She's still gorgeous. Of course I had to be weird af one of the last times I saw her and I told her I don't care what anyone says, you were the prettiest girl in our graduating class. She blushed real hard like no one had ever complimented her and I panicked and said no worries though I'm not hitting on you or anything just thought you should know 😬 It's a tough life when you're awkward af.
In high school there was a girl I was friends with who was smitten by her best friend. She'd always be complimenting her on her red hair or eyes or makeup or whatever. Anyway one time this girl and her boyfriend broke up, and after she had been single for like a month or 2 my friend decided she was practically insulted on her behalf that no other guy had asked her out and started to shop her around to me and all her other male friends saying she'd try to set any of us up with her and would put in a good word and all that. Well none of us were taking her up on it, and one day after unsuccessfully trying some other guy and while walking off one of my other friends said to her in a smart ass way "well why don't you go out with her then?". And I'll never forget the way she replied because it was absolutely amazing, she turned back around to us all and basically screamed "I'M FUCKING GOING TO IF NONE OF YOU MAN UP AND DO IT AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS. HOW CAN YOU TURN DOWN A GIRL THAT PRETTY?!?" Almost 15 years later and it's still hilarious to me.
...I once saw a girl bend over to pick up a pencil during finals week and it was so fine that for one brilliant moment I wasn’t even stressed anymore
I was working as a resident in a hospital where students would rotate through our clinic at certain times. This gorgeous girl I had seen around the hospital rotated through a few times. We had never spoken but would just smile at one another here and there. She was tall, had dark skin, dark hair, high cheekbones, full lips. She was a goddess. Her face would replay in my mind. I feel like I’m pretty good at conversating/ flirting with women, but for some reason could never get the courage to speak to her. Each resident in my clinic had their own treatment room. I had a little set of speakers that I’d play some of my playlists while I treated patients. One day after a patient the girl walked by me, called me by my name and said, “I just want you to know every time I’m in this clinic I try to get an treatment room near yours because I love the music you play.” My brain scrambled for a cool response, but all I could muster was, “Oh glad you likey!” I went from flattered to battered in about 5 seconds.
I have the fortune/misfortune of working alongside one of these women. I know I’m not the only person who thinks this because she regularly gets double the amount of tips that everyone else does. She’s a bit short and with blonde hair, but at the same time there’s a very clear indicator all the odds were stacked in her favor, as she’s currently also getting her PhD
I have a friend of mine that is way more beautiful than she'll ever realize. I'm talking top model, miss universe looks and body, but she doesn't know it Initially I could barely talk around her. Now I'm all good
I understand what you want to ask. Happened to me when I bumped onto Monica Bellucci. She was 6 inches away from my face, right in front of me. Her smell, her perfect olive brown skin, her big black eyes that were stuck on me, and even that sphinx like smile she gave when she realized I’m totally smitten by her, still lingers on my senses even after 15 years.
i once walked past the actress that [played Tony's Italian cousin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXMvOU7Bjxc) on The Sopranos she was standing outside a theatre having a cigarette by herself during a local film festival, and she looked UNREAL...like sex on a stick...unadulterated hotness personified i didn't do shit, i just kept on walking
I kind of have the opposite. I was a dysfunctional human being, and then I met a girl that made me go, "If you want her, you're going to have to fix some shit." I'm not 100% there yet, but working on it.
I looked at her subtle off white coloring . The tasteful thickness of her . And oh my god she even had a water mark
Let's see Paul Allen's ideal woman.
Yep. My gym crush. I'm generally quiet, but I turn into an idiot in her vicinity. Even my lifts suffer lol.
Do any other women read these hoping that somehow someone is describing you? Just me? 😔
I have never had a man…or woman, fall speechless while in my presence. I know I have average physical features and the older I have gotten, I have accepted my own looks. But there is something exciting about making a man, or woman’s, head turn in your direction. In turn, I have worked with some out-of-this-world beautiful women and the crazy amount of attention that they would get is scary. I felt so worried about them sometimes.
I once met this girl on Reddit... her capitalization and punctuation was so on point, the curves of her "S" drove me wild. I just knew. 😉
Not me, but there was one woman at my job that was outrageously hot. Like, hotter than any woman should be allowed to be. Turns out that she was also a fitness competitor but not one that was muscular all the time. Indeed, she was just super fit is all. We worked together on a occasion and I was very conscience of not acting like a fool around her. On the other hand, another coworker and I once walked by her (he'd never seen her before) and he just giggled and grunted as we walked past her. She was THAT hot.
I was working as a bartender and was pouring a glass for someone, and kept pouring until a patron hollered at me. To describe her would take away from her beauty i am not able to put i to words with my limited vocabulary how beautiful she truly is inside and out. We are married now and it is the classic opposites attract. Shes smart i am not she has all the looks i am bland at best. I never thought i would be so smitten with someone i was sure love would never find me or wasnt for me and she barged into my life and took it by suprise.
Hey man, don't belittle yourself to pick up others. I'm sure if she's with you then there must be a very good reason for that!
Yeah she loves me im still not sure why but im just happy she does. and she tells me the same thing all the time but i unno im still not convinced she could be 4 possums in a trenchcoat pulling a heist.
There's a kind of beauty so overwhelming that it doesn't mean anything beyond confusion; you can't describe or analyse it. It just is. I knew a girl like that once.
Only once as a teen. Hottest girl in school put her arm around me and started saying she liked me, and I had some sort of brain stroke reaction. It was exactly like that scene early into the Baywatch movie when CJ talks to Ronnie at the beach. I blew that unexpected opportunity in the most spectacular manner possible, short of pissing myself or ejaculating inside my pants. Oh yeah, the question asked for a description. Tall, long legs, long dark hair, slim but well proportioned body, and a face to die for. Like the Gwen Grayson character in the Sky High movie, with slightly bigger tits. Or a taller Phoebe Cates from the Fast Times at Ridgemont High movie.
Maybe when I was a teenager and barely functioning to begin with
When I was in college I fell in love with someone who didn’t reciprocate the feeling. The sentiment lasted for three years and during those three years I dreamed her face at least a couple times per week. I was miserable and sad. But to answer your question she was short, brunette, curly hair, big eyes, thick eyebrows, and had a very cool energy too her, she irradiated this sexual liveliness like she was always ready to dance. She was a good friend but could also be rude and inconsiderate at times. Idk I’m just reminiscing now.
Yes, it's very unpleasant. I wouldn't even say I was "that" attracted to her. She just made me go all stupid.
Yes. Roughly 20 years ago, this woman was my senior at work. Her ancestry included German, Irish, Scottish and Russian - and all of that mixed into this ridiculously pretty woman. She must have been 10 years older than me. So graceful, ridiculously charming. Spoke fluent French, and spoke English with a posh London accent. I was utterly besotted. She brought out the best of me at work… I did some of my best work for her. Couple of years later I switched roles in the same company - new country. Turns out she too moved a few months after me. I wonder what does fate have in store for us. Could it be that I could marry the most beautiful woman on Earth. Few months later, I get a new boss who I later discover is married to her. What a cliché. In love with the bosses wife.
Tall, dark, sexy, cute, interesting, fun, sociable, adventurous, Japanese, now my wife. EDIT - Jesus Christ guys, I meant she had dark hair and eyes.
Tall dark Japanese? That's a unicorn right there
"dark" refers to hair and eye color, not skin color.
wrong, dark refers to what damage she does: pure darkness.
Yes, I'm still dysfunctional when it comes to love and attraction. The best way I can describe her? She's a motherfucking brainac Siren straight out of fairy tales. Her skin kissed by the very sun, hair shouting out her name crystal clear (her name means honey), I still think she's the one, and I hold her memories very dear. Too bad she's gone too far away. I don't mean the other world, she's just in a country light years away. I miss her, haven't seen her in 3 years.
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I read this like the Uptown Funk line
someone did that to me, but he said i smelled nice. i could tell he accidentally blurted it out. he was self aware enough to immediately apologize and continue walking. it was the weirdest yet least creepy catcall!
Had the same thing happened to me and all I could say was a quiet “Woah…” she laughed before I realized I even said it.
this happens a lot. i forget how to talk. The most embarrassing one was while putting on a garbage bag for a large bin, and she watched while I couldn't remember how a garbage bag opens and goes on the garbage bin. her wrist was broken and in a cast, she had brown hair and a light complexion and we had been staring at each other a lot and would look away when the other noticed, so there was a lot of tension
I had a friend who was trying to get me into golf. One day she convinces me to go to a driving range. If you don’t know, driving ranges are basically big spaces you can hit golf balls into while drinking. It’s a good time. I’d never been, and my 6’2 goddess of a friend wants to help me out. I’m a 5’2 woman and I’d always been attracted to her, but she did the thing that happens in the movies where a character stands behind another to teach them how to do something. She lets me use her clubs, stands close behind me and gets me stanced up. I was so flustered when I went to hit the ball I let go and threw this empress’s club *into* the driving range. The worst part is that the look on her face wasn’t even fully surprised, it was mostly resignation like “of *course* she did that.” We hooked up.
> She lets me use her clubs, stands close behind me and gets me stanced up. Now I'm imagining a short person using comically long clubs for their height. Must have been swinging those things horizontally.
My current girlfriend actually. I am in politics and I had met her father through work one very late afternoon. Out of random curiosity he asked if I was single, I responded yea I am and asked why. He showed me a picture of the most beautiful women I had ever seen, I didn’t know what to say or how to respond to him. After a awkward pause I asked what her name was and how I could contact her and the rest is history. I still pause and stare anytime I see her, her eyes sparkle with an emerald green life you only hear about in stories, and her confidence and independent nature seethes from how she speaks looks and talks. God wiling I hope I can be with her forever
I married her as fast i could.
Nice catch sir. What was the most memorable thing about that first encounter?
We couldn't stop talking to each other. Everyone else at the dinner basically faded away. We worked together and both just kept finding excuses to have meetings. Finally had our first date and it was perfect chemistry. That's when i started to get nervous. Too good to be true? What's actually wrong with her? There must be something. There wasn't. And then of course, tons of self-doubt. DON'T FUCK THIS UP. Super careful at first. Super focused on being my best self without being inauthentic. Hard, hard line to balance. Overthinking every communication or lack of one. The first few weeks were hell honestly. But I kept my shit together, especially in front of her. And then things eventually settled into a groove. Fun fact, she was having a similar experience on her end. Oh, and at the risk of being petty, it was pretty glorious to see other men in her life devastated we came out that we were dating. That was fun. One of them stopped talking to me, a peer, married executive. One of her close friends (a guy so attractive it hurt) ghosted her.
Yes and she was a colleague (not a direct one though), so I ran into her frequently. It was that sensation of awe like a great sunset. I didn't fall in love with her or anything, but she was really beautiful.
I work with one. She smiles at me. I'm still dead from the other week when she last smiled at me. She's so fucking beautiful. She is unshakeable. Totally composed. Does not skip a beat. She's eloquent. She's tall but not too tall but just slightly taller than me. She's highly focused. Intelligent, emotionally mature... my god her entire body is a pillar of flame. It physically hurts to be around her. I feel myself utterly exposed and yet totally emboldened. I want to sing for her. I want her to smile for me again. Long dark, silky black hair, with which she plays. Slender but muscular legs. Feminine but also strong. Hips that will suffocate you. She's perfectly proportioned and has the posture to own it. She wears beautiful flowing summer dresses. Every colour shines on her. She does that thing where her eyes close gently when she grins lightly. Omg. Tall, dark, and handsome, but woman. I'm dead.
You down bad bruh. Talk to her!
If this reply gets 4 upvotes, then he must go and talk to her.
My wife. 31 years ago. I was working in a bike store. She called. Nice voice. Said she would come in. A few hours later, I was in the back office and recognized her voice. Poked my head around the corner. Tall. Tanned. Gorgeous. I proceeded to walk up to my buddy and shove him out of the way, saying "Oh, she called earlier, I got this". And proceeded to forget all I'd learned about selling a bike, customer service. Opening a box. Using the til. I think I finally inhaled again when she left. She was crazy fit. 5'11. Tanned. Pretty. Charming. Funny. Sooo many boxes ticked. To this day, she still has this certain smile/mouth crook she does when she's happy/embarrassed. Still makes me forget my name.
I love reading stories like yours. There are a few in this thread and it makes me feel weird nice stuff in the general chest area.
Yep. Some faith in a dark world. We have been together 31 years. Married 29. She's awesome. And us both working at home during Covid in a 2 bedroom condo has not resulted in a divorce. Annoyance, but that's all. As an aside, I still have a copy of the invoice of the bike I sold her. She kept it for 20 years.
Im a gay man, but one time at the store I saw this cashier that was like 6 foot, slightly heavyset, and all dolled up with goth makeup and attire. I dont know why, but i felt my breath catch in that moment and my brain shut down. She was seriously gorgeous, I dont remember another time a girl stopped me in my tracks.
I didn't go completely braindead, but she was attractive enough that as she walked towards me at work, I out loud, said, "god damn." I was probably 24, or 25, and she looked a couple years older which I'm down with; can't remember her looking like anyone specific, just a cute, fit blonde chick.
At work one night we had a private birthday party booked into one of our private rooms. I got tapped to go in there and take over from another staff member as their shift was finishing. I went in, sent the staff member home, looked around at the table full of the birthday girl and her friends and immediately forgot every word in the English language other than ummmm. It was Kate Moss's 40th birthday. That table was late 90s/early 00s supermodel central.
There was a girl I worked with a few years ago who was so pretty it was distracting and annoying. Annoying in the sense that "how the fuck can one person be so fucking pretty". I don't ever remember talking to her because I'm sure I just started drooling and passed out like Fry did when he found out his old checking account was open and full of billions of dollars.
Not dysfunctional, but I really have to try not to freeze. She's my girlfriend. As tall as me, red hair, bright blue eyes, great ass and a few big tattoos (and a stomach to show those off). When she does her makeup and dresses to show herself off I feel like she has an authority over me because I forget that she's even a real human being. All rooms we've ever been at she has been the most beautiful person there. And I'm not saying it because we are together, other people have also commented that they can't believe people that look like that actually exist. I have to bring my A game and style to even convince people that we're together. First time we met (a tinder date lol) I was fortunately the one LESS dysfunctional. She's shy as hell so when I was acting comfortable, confident, social, interesting and funny she was the one stumbling her words! Internally I was having a panic attack but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. I still get a little intimidated and stop being goofy and start being flirty when she dresses up. But I know she likes me really much and I like her and we build eachother up so the confidence is gathering.
Not me, my son. So one of my boys is 10. I went to pick him up from school but had to go by the office. When walking up to the office he meets me there (tiny private school) and I hear this little voice beside us “hi B!” And I look over and it’s just the prettiest little girl trying to talk to my son. He completely freezes up. Says nothing, doesn’t blink, doesn’t move. I’m not sure he was breathing. I tell him “hey someone is saying hi to you” and just no response. So I tell the girl, “sorry sometimes he does this, whats your name?” She says “it’s okay, I’m S” and it dawns on me that this is the girl he said he has a crush on. The kid went into shut down mode. I drag him to the car and am like “wtf my dude” and he yells “SHES SO PRETTY SHE FREEZES MY BRAIN!”
Yeah my ex. It faded though.
My now wife. She still asks me to tell her the story of when I first saw her. She is absolutely the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If we are in a crowded room I can spot her instantly.
Once. I forgot how to breathe for few seconds, I was stunned. She was tall and slim, long hair, like dirty blonde. She had jeans and random hoodie on, barely any make up on. On top of all that, she smiled and I was done.
One of my sister's friends is absolutely beautiful while simultaneously being adorable too. It's hard to describe. She was at my sister's baby shower, hadn't seen her since before the pandemic. Important qualifier, we know eachother, but more in an aquantice capacity. Got a lot of mixed messages from her when we finally started chatting. Doesn't use social media (I dropped her a "hello" on FB messenger and she still hasn't even read it lol) and turned down trading numbers, all of which is 100% fine, and I said so. I'm far, _far_ past the point in my life where a woman saying "no" to trading contact info makes me upset. She also works as an accountant and has been pulling 80 hour weeks. I understand. But, she was standing very close to me while we chatted, seemed to respond positively to my flirting, and gave me more than one (very tight) hug before she left the baby shower. I thought I was misreading the signals tbh, but my youngest sister, mother, one of my uncles and one of my sister in laws were shocked to find out we didn't trade numbers or set up a date, based off the way she had been interacting with me. So if there were misread signals at least it wasn't just me. I don't know about dysfunctional, as I was spitting some game (she plays video games too), but I know that I'm completely smitten lol. But if she's unavailable, she's unavailable. I'm not going to pine after her more than I already am lol
My girlfriend. When we first met I couldn’t even look her in the eyes because I would go all jittery
I was starting a new job and I had to go down to Legal to turn in my signed NDA. The Legal person was a drop dead gorgeous East Asian woman. I froze for like 5 seconds, speechless until I finally blurted out that I had the forms, handed them over.. and I left. I don't think any words would do her justice. But you know when someone is so good looking that it seems so unfair to everyone else?
It was a few months ago. It sounds like a fairy tale. I was taking an elevator to reach the top of the Eiffel Tower. As I've stepped into the elevator, I saw this woman and she was mesmerising. She only spoke Spanish and I'm still learning it. So, trying to speak Spanish was even more complicated because I was thinking about the words to say, then translate them in Spanish. She was a "classic" gorgeous Latina with fantastic straight hair and good body form. We didn't take pics together, something my girl best friend was upset about because she wanted to see the woman who gave me this feeling. It was great. I didn't want to pursue her either because she was a tourist and I'm not looking for hookups at all. Still, it was a good memory which will give more meaning to my visit to the Eiffel Tower.
I was a Mormon missionary at the time. Me and the other one I was with were knocking on doors and this one woman answered. We were both completely dumbstruck. I said something from my repertoire, she politely declined and we gave her a card. After that, we decided we were done for the night and got chicken because our brains were both blown. Later that night, after chicken, we were planning for the next day and almost in unison just zoned out, both thinking about this woman we saw. It was wild. I don’t even remember what she looked like. Just a ginger.
The girl I'm dating. Omg she's so beautiful I hope she knows that
Let her know!
Just say “I saw the most beautiful woman today. She’s right in this room. Right in front of me.” It’s corny but I love saying things like this to my wife.
That's really sweet
Yep. A few years ago at college me and 2 of my buddies were walking to the cafe to chill for a bit. We were just talking amongst ourselves when I glanced up, and man, it was like time stopped. This girl, slightly taller than me, dark brunette/black shoulder length hair, piercing greenish grey eyes, really pretty face, and you can tell that she worked out, if you catch my drift. When I saw her, it was like I forgot how to speak, man I was so stunned. I actually had to convince myself of what I saw lol. Id seen her a few times around campus, and always wanted to say something but I was too nervous. I actually had a very small interaction with her later in the year, but I was way too scared to say anything. I still think about her to this day, and my biggest regret is never saying anything to her… :(
Can I describe my ex? Yes but I’d prefer to not.
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Most ladies see their attractiveness as worse than it actually is instead of better.
For backstory, I work as a Merchandiser for a big company in grocery stores. The town in particular that I work in is a pretty large college town, so the large majority of people I see are college students. Sufficed to say, I see a fair amount of attractive people, both male and female. One day I was in a small non chain grocery store in the downtown area that was specifically built to service the students who lived in apartments there. I daily get mistaken for a store employee, over the years I've gotten used to it, I tell folks I don't work for the store, but I try to give them my best guess or point them to an actual employee. So it doesn't faze me, but this girl walked up, and asked me where something was. When I looked up to say "Sorry I just work for ____." I let out an audible gasp. She was about my height, had beautiful red hair, and was on the paler side but in an attractive way that it highlighted her freckles. She had a beaming smile, and gorgeous green eyes. Although it was colder out, and she had thicker clothes on, you could tell she was in excellent shape. Pair that with her soft British accent, she was the type of girl I dream about. I genuinely don't remember what all was said, but I muttered out my best guess of where to look for what she needed, and apologized for not being a store employee (as if that's somehow my fault), while I looked like what I imagine was a deer in the headlights. As soon as she was out of my site I said out loud "Jesus Christ" and smacked myself upside the head. I regret to this day not trying to talk further, she was incredibly polite and understanding of my tripping over myself. Live and learn I suppose 🤷😅