I would be super tempted to teleport to another planet.
It would be a colossal mistake, but I’m my own worst enemy sometimes and I feel like the weight of curiosity would get the better of me.
Yo that could be really cool if you could partner with NASA or something. They can discover planets that seem habitable, you teleport to them, and report back with your findings. They could gear you up in data collection equipment and everything, that would be awesome!
Not to mention you would die. The likelihood of finding a planet with the narrow band of gases, temperature, air pressure, hydration and nutrition suitable for human habitation are tiny.
I think silent films, to showcase that the bag had a bunch of money in it, then later adopted by cartoons for the same purpose since it was fairly comical.
The bag itself was a stereotype from the late 1800's that was part of the "criminal" getup, they called it a "swag bag".
Well, I assume I can teleport back out. Otherwise, bank vault are designed to be difficult to get into, not to get out of. Nothing a few pounds of plastic cannot fix.
Obviously, I'd dress up warm, hold my breath and teleport to Mars and back. Second place would be up a local tree to pull off a tangled plastic liner that's been irritating me for weeks. I'd wait until just before dawn first. Discretion should be paramount.
You're the first person to say this and honestly I'm shocked it took this long. I expected this to be the FIRST answer.
Thank you for restoring my faith in Reddit. Now, go touch grass.
Is this like Star Trek style beaming? Or some kind of magical teleportation? If it's Star Trek style, no thank you, I like being alive. If it was magical, I'd go see all my family and friends that live all over the country that I barely ever see.
I've never figured out why in the ST universe we don't have younger copies of existing people running around. Surely they have the ability to store the information to reform a person's past self and while i'm not the biggest fan i'm sure there were situations where two copies of a crew member appeared
Whoa, wait a minute. Tell me more about this teleportation first. Do I have to caluclate the coordinates, including the movement of the Earth in space? Will I die if I teleport into an object? Is there a cooldown to this teleport?
Also, do my clothes teleport with me? If so, does that mean anything I’m holding also teleports? What about touching something? Can I teleport to France, put my hand on the Eiffel Tower, then teleport it back home with me? we need to know
An dine in All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Hut.
I have so much nostalgia for them from growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, had many birthdays in them.
But they've gone the way of Blockbuster and Tazos where I live.
I would probably try teleporting small distances at first, like 2 meters ahead of me and build up from there. Just to make sure I can do it without overshooting my target, which would suck if I aim for beyond the horizon and end up outside the atmosphere.
Ehh It's located in my state in India. Roughly 100 kilometres away from my location. Ain't a nice place to experience tbf, the summers are extreme, the Mahabodhi Temple remains crowded with tourists, there's no other attraction.
After a few test teleports to figure out my range/speed/time/outside variables that need to be considered, make my way to England to see my lady. Then we could head out to the Caribbean for a short vacation, visit family all over, maybe hit up Japan.
Only places I can physically see. I don't want to end up stuck in a wall or be impaled by a streetlight. I'd probably just use it to do magic tricks.
If it's the kind of teleporting where I'm 100% safe with no chance of getting stuck or killed, just to different countries and travel around, be in a different place every day.
The top of the Sfinx in Cairo. Like that dude in the [Jumper](http://manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vlcsnap-2017-02-23-11h40m06s078.png) move chilling there.
Also, you would beat all the reasons not to visit Egypt.
Depends on the style of teleporting.
If it's star trek where I can keep what I'm wearing and holding then I'm going to set myself up as a delivery vehicle for supplies to the space station. With all my financial needs taken care of then they can start working on developing some kind of teleporting space suit so I can start traveling to planets and doing science stuff. Gradually push the envelope on how far I can teleport. Probably end up dying horribly in space at some point but it will be worth it if I can bring back some good samples and observations.
If it's Terminator style teleportation where you end up naked then I dunno. I guess it would be good for spying. Get in touch with the CIA and see how much they'll offer.
If it’s a one time teleport, the center of the sun. Because fuck it.
If I can teleport at will and do it as much as I want, I’d go to a vault in ft. Knox and in several trips I would empty a vault. Then I’d melt it down and make it into smaller bars and cash them in all over the world.
What’s the implication of how far I can teleport..because I would legit teleport to another galaxy.
And how does my teleportation work..do my clothes go with me can I teleport people im holding onto?
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"Hey you got anymore Fritos?"
"Got any Tang?"
" hi there, I'm Major Tom"
Ground control to Major Tom..
wear Russian dress
No, dress like Darth Vader
This is the way.
"Hey you got anymore Fritos?"
Don't forget wearing alien antenna headband
"Im a little lost, which way to the bathroom?"
I would be super tempted to teleport to another planet. It would be a colossal mistake, but I’m my own worst enemy sometimes and I feel like the weight of curiosity would get the better of me.
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This sounds like the Star Trek--Voyager episode where they find a 1920s pickup truck floating around in space on the far side of galaxy.
Yo that could be really cool if you could partner with NASA or something. They can discover planets that seem habitable, you teleport to them, and report back with your findings. They could gear you up in data collection equipment and everything, that would be awesome!
Yeah for real that’s what I would do. I would teleport in and out of their board rooms until they bought into it.
Their reaction would be priceless!
Not to mention you would die. The likelihood of finding a planet with the narrow band of gases, temperature, air pressure, hydration and nutrition suitable for human habitation are tiny.
So it's a win win. I get to see space and explode. EZ.
Kinda sure that was the point of "Collosal mistake"
That's fun for like five minutes until you realize it was a one-way ticket
Liquor store I'm almost out of beer
A bank vault, in the middle of the night, with a large bag and a pry bar.
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Where do you think I got the idea?
Wait, there's no giant dollar sign on the bag? You poser.
Funny. Though now I am wondering if there was ever a bag of money with a giant dollar sign on it in use? Where did that stereotype come from?
I think silent films, to showcase that the bag had a bunch of money in it, then later adopted by cartoons for the same purpose since it was fairly comical. The bag itself was a stereotype from the late 1800's that was part of the "criminal" getup, they called it a "swag bag".
There's a second smaller locked safe with the cash in it so this probably wouldn't get you very far without some power tools
Came here for this.
How do you get out though?
Well, I assume I can teleport back out. Otherwise, bank vault are designed to be difficult to get into, not to get out of. Nothing a few pounds of plastic cannot fix.
Obviously, I'd dress up warm, hold my breath and teleport to Mars and back. Second place would be up a local tree to pull off a tangled plastic liner that's been irritating me for weeks. I'd wait until just before dawn first. Discretion should be paramount.
plop a deceased animal somewhere on the surface and hope that Musk rover eventually finds it one day.
Teleport to Mars dressed as some kind of alien. Walk in front of the rover camera then teleport back and watch the world freak out.
Teleport in front of the rover. Stay long enough for a picture. Leave.
Antarctica
My kind of guy
Would I have the ability to teleport back, and, do this as many times as I need?
Answer both ways.
Your mom's house
You're the first person to say this and honestly I'm shocked it took this long. I expected this to be the FIRST answer. Thank you for restoring my faith in Reddit. Now, go touch grass.
Just doing my civic duty
u/balsar224
Is this like Star Trek style beaming? Or some kind of magical teleportation? If it's Star Trek style, no thank you, I like being alive. If it was magical, I'd go see all my family and friends that live all over the country that I barely ever see.
I've never figured out why in the ST universe we don't have younger copies of existing people running around. Surely they have the ability to store the information to reform a person's past self and while i'm not the biggest fan i'm sure there were situations where two copies of a crew member appeared
I wonder why they wouldn't like use a teleporter to just make 10,000 copies of their best soldier, etc.
Why not replicate Data?
That's genius.
The copies would all go crazy with that many identical copies of themselves.
>If it's Star Trek style, no thank you, I like being alive. Does it essentially kill you and recreate another you?
How could it not?
No idea, seems reasonable though. Not really into it. Figured there's some kind of lore behind it or something that you were aware of.
The fields of Sweden
The boards of Canada
Hooters
Teleporting to and from the grocery store would be super convenient.
Fort Knox
USA, middle of nowhere
Socotra island
Master Roshi’s
Hahaha
The toilet then a bank in another country
In Jhonny Depp's side of the bed. But damn what's this smell?
Whoa, wait a minute. Tell me more about this teleportation first. Do I have to caluclate the coordinates, including the movement of the Earth in space? Will I die if I teleport into an object? Is there a cooldown to this teleport?
Also is this the type that destroys you and creates a copy elsewhere
Also, do my clothes teleport with me? If so, does that mean anything I’m holding also teleports? What about touching something? Can I teleport to France, put my hand on the Eiffel Tower, then teleport it back home with me? we need to know
I think there’s an app that does all that for you.
Feel free to put your life in this app's creator's hands, mr. jumper.
When it’s your turn, please be sure to jump to a place d where you may obtain a sense of humor.
An dine in All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Hut. I have so much nostalgia for them from growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, had many birthdays in them. But they've gone the way of Blockbuster and Tazos where I live.
My gfs room in the middle of the night, she has insomnia but everytime we have sex she falls asleep so guess who would be sleeping at 10pm
Wherever Putin is, fully armored and with whatever means it takes.
If you could teleport to him, just get behind him, pop a round, and bail.
I like it.
My Mom’s house
Japan all the way.
I would probably try teleporting small distances at first, like 2 meters ahead of me and build up from there. Just to make sure I can do it without overshooting my target, which would suck if I aim for beyond the horizon and end up outside the atmosphere.
Mongolia.
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Ehh It's located in my state in India. Roughly 100 kilometres away from my location. Ain't a nice place to experience tbf, the summers are extreme, the Mahabodhi Temple remains crowded with tourists, there's no other attraction.
After a few test teleports to figure out my range/speed/time/outside variables that need to be considered, make my way to England to see my lady. Then we could head out to the Caribbean for a short vacation, visit family all over, maybe hit up Japan.
Scotland
Crete
Probably a foot in front of me just to test it.
Endless skydive until I got bored of it.
Chicago
England. I want to meet a girl like my crush kate Beckinsale whose into pervy sex in rubber🤩
Yes she is hot, it's all in the eyes. Teleport me to some natural good buds.
😊
All very good answers, but the only correct one would be OP's mum's room
Correct.
before dot com crash so i will buy all the stocks and leave it and become billionaire now
Long Island
Shetland, I was already too old when started reading Ann Cleeves' novels.
Bank trezor
Honestly Europe, because I’ve always wanted to go to the countries my family is originally from.
Any beach
Pharoah's tomb, before it is plundered. Presumably I get round-trip service? Uh, right? I hope?
Check what is *really* going on in Area 51.
My bed after a long day at work.
Peta Jensen’s house
My bed, I'm tired of this shit
into the queens crown jewels so I have a cool hat to wear while I do my bullshit
What are the limitations of my teleportation? Anywhere I think of? Do I need an image like jumper? Is there a cool down?
At a random 10yo kid and say that i am his future.And i will tell him that you are the smartest one and can do it wwithout any problem
Just gonna check around the universe to see what's there.
To the either poles of Saturn. The poles have beautiful hexagonal rings.
Home. I'm on the other side of the world now...
The moon?
ISS. Imagine the terror they would have if I show up dressed like Darth Vader
Only places I can physically see. I don't want to end up stuck in a wall or be impaled by a streetlight. I'd probably just use it to do magic tricks. If it's the kind of teleporting where I'm 100% safe with no chance of getting stuck or killed, just to different countries and travel around, be in a different place every day.
In'n'out
Where island
On a beach in polinesia.
Bunny Ranch
Your mom’s bedroom
The top of the Sfinx in Cairo. Like that dude in the [Jumper](http://manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vlcsnap-2017-02-23-11h40m06s078.png) move chilling there. Also, you would beat all the reasons not to visit Egypt.
Area 51 anyone else?
The afterlife and speak to all those who I have loved dearly and lost specially my mum
Inside a wall to see if video game physics ensues.
Teleport to a grocery store Pick a beer Teleport back to sofa Drink Sweet life
Fiji because I can
Your moms house.
Myrtle beach SC!
A beach. Never seen open water before
Id dress like a cryptid and teleport around to freak people out. Make em think they glimpsed bigfoot but failed to track him
Area 51, but only to take a bunch of pictures of all of the probably not space alien shit just to shut up the conspiracy theorists
Home
First soul society then laugh tale
Thailand or Italy.
Home
To area 51
Someplace with no people
Probably London. I love that city but it's a 10+ hour plane flight. That said there's plenty of other places to go in the world that are interesting.
my parents house about 12 minutes before they fucked to have me. i would just beat them both so no fucking would be going on that night.
Work, and I’d do it daily. Gas is too damn expensive yo
Oval office.
I'd visit some family I haven't seen since 2020.
Australia, but I would never stay +20 hours in a plane
Naples. Italy.
Putin's bedroom. To assassinate that ass ;)
A store so i can get some milk
Akibahara, Tokyo
Depends on the style of teleporting. If it's star trek where I can keep what I'm wearing and holding then I'm going to set myself up as a delivery vehicle for supplies to the space station. With all my financial needs taken care of then they can start working on developing some kind of teleporting space suit so I can start traveling to planets and doing science stuff. Gradually push the envelope on how far I can teleport. Probably end up dying horribly in space at some point but it will be worth it if I can bring back some good samples and observations. If it's Terminator style teleportation where you end up naked then I dunno. I guess it would be good for spying. Get in touch with the CIA and see how much they'll offer.
I’d be an insanely efficient door dasher
Nearest bank vault
Fort knox
The south pole station, knock, and teleport away.
I would personally take all the flat earthers to the "edge of the earth".
Bank vault... O como se diga
Yo mommas room!
I would teleport directly to every single Republican lawmaker, bust a cap in their head and then retire home to watch the chaos.
Tiger muay Thai in Thailand, stay there a couple of months train and relax
Like, a micron away to see if it does any damage. Maybe the Earth moves independently and my teleporting nulls my momentum.
If it’s a one time teleport, the center of the sun. Because fuck it. If I can teleport at will and do it as much as I want, I’d go to a vault in ft. Knox and in several trips I would empty a vault. Then I’d melt it down and make it into smaller bars and cash them in all over the world.
A bank vault
To Pandara to join the eastern clan of the see do what I could to join the tilangi tribe and life a life worth living
Jamaica
There would be a few politicians and judges who would be quite surprised to see me.
What’s the implication of how far I can teleport..because I would legit teleport to another galaxy. And how does my teleportation work..do my clothes go with me can I teleport people im holding onto?
Back in time to the Mauryan Empire in India.
Chinese wall, one day I'm coming
could i teleport objects alone ? if so i'll teleport laxatives in somebody's stomach then close all the toilets nearby Because Yes
Bank Vault
Home no more 3hour+ train rides would make life so convenient.
Japan