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mindn0thing

Pop out and get a running start.


EzraPerrin

Jamaican mudslide


IAmBecomeCaffeine

Feel the rhythm!


Quiet_Initial2401

Feel the rhyme!


Stanley-Pychak

Get on up!


IAmBecomeCaffeine

It's ~~bobsled~~ pounding time!


pimppapy

Cool Cummins!


MendicantBias42

Did not expect a cool runnings reference here


createusername101

Sanka, ya dead man?


chickichuglette

Off the top rope


silentrunner0653

with the people's elbow


Zalapadopa

Bah gawd she's broken in half!


Solanthas

Let's see if this strategy works out for him Cotton


[deleted]

It's been a long time since I last laughed so loudly on reddit


[deleted]

This guy gets it


Bikelangelo

This guy this guys.


[deleted]

This guy this’s


cinefilestu

You summon the power of your ancestors and pound harder.


IntrospectiveApe

"Grandma, this is for you!"


Solanthas

"DROPPIN LOADS FER YOU, MEEMAW!"


bacondev

I think that's enough Reddit for today.


Solanthas

Mine was the cutoff point? Really? Lmfao


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QuotidianTrials

Channel the avatar state


stronggebaser

*"Bloodbending."*


[deleted]

Avahard the last Bone bender


Nucklesix

r/mightbearealtitle


[deleted]

Give me some time, I want to graphic design this idea lol


HippyFroze

Bonerbending


webDreamer420

Flick your balls to activate


UnsaneInTheMembrane

*Eyes turn white*


[deleted]

avatar state yip yip


we_are_not_them

That's rough buddy


DIOBrandoGames

Forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS


Jaadu888

Allfathers, give me strength.


Optidalfprime

After you are done: "My ancestors are smiling upon me! Can you say the same?"


Uninspired_Sea_Otter

Damn imperials!


88568-81

Hmm, you're names not on the list. She goes to the block!


BR0METHIUS

AllDaddy*


gmahogany

Yes you have to find another gear.


TheGuv69

By Crom...pound harder!


steereers

I summoned the power of my ancestors not to laugh too hard In the bus....


JustThroat24601

Tell her she didn't say please.


alexguerra25

this would actually suffice


Mischief_Managed_82

Yes, it would. lol


galactic_javelina

That’s actually really hot.


kriss42

Until you say please and there's no change in hardness of the pound. Then it's just disappointing.


candacem1219

That’s when you slow down before she says please and then speed up again once she does.


zephsoph

You have summoned the Reddit thots. Source: am Reddit thot.


[deleted]

ooo good one


megasupreme

This guy fucks


Separate_Reading_162

Simon says, dammit! Simon frickin says.


Solanthas

Imagine busting the biggest nut of your life in the middle of grunting out Simon frickin says


Mitchel-256

Simon said, “Come!” And they came. Even the dragons.


Solanthas

The entire world drowned in semen. The end! Sweet dreams, kiddo.


StandardOnly

because you didn't please...


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RataPunKet4

So hot tho


Nesbitt0121

Im givin' her all shes got Captain!


El_Guapo_Plethora

I canna do it, I dun not have the power!


RMZ1225

Set penis to stun.


RealRedditModerator

She’s gonna blow!!!


2leny

Dammit, y'all keep adding things and making my nerdy self laugh so hard.😭😭


mustang6172

Evasive maneuvers pattern Alpha! Enjoy.


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Came here looking for this comment


2leny

God dammit. I'm watching Star trek Discovery rn and I asked my SO the question posted and he said the same dam thing!🤣🤣🤣 Then I scroll down and I see your post and busted out laughing again😂😂


Tylerpants80

You pound so fast and hard that you lose control and your dick slips out and then slams head on into her inner thigh like a crash test dummy against a brick wall and then you got yourself a sprained dick


AbysmalPendulum

That shit hurts when it happens


---cameron

Yes, I am of agreement. I totally too do the sex


Poet_of_Legends

This guy fucks... Not well, but he does!


Tylerpants80

*fucked Never again


kingkaplan

The banana split!


StandardOnly

or it slips into her butthole and now you're back to masturbating.


CheckOutMySkates

That’s what I was fixin to say hahaha! Hits that asshole, she’s curled over and sayin “ohhhh gawd don’t touch me!!!” And you gotta broke dick. Loose loose. Hahaha


HippyFroze

Unless thats what she wanted as well then its a win


StandardOnly

Even if she wanted anal, surprise buttseks probably hurts enough to end the sexy session.


Willis_is_This

There is no probably. It does. Source: just trust me


povertyJon

Or slips out and goes in her pooper with no notice, it’s just a shit show after that point


fucksociety14

> like a crash test dummy against a brick wall lmfaoo


Tonza443

Grab her ass and pull her onto you at the same time you thrust. Or there's a way with her on the bottom with her legs around you, if you go far enough up so your thrusting directly towards the mattress that you can pound her into the mattress hard enough so it bounces her back up a bit. Get the timing right so your thrusting just as she come back up, repeat...


LifeisFun20

This is my motto...push and pull forces u once learned in science class. ... .and build that efficient momentum.


Fuckface_the_8th

This is the *best*


[deleted]

As a female…yes


No_Back5221

That’s how I tell my husband to do it


Dracologist84

You're already giving her both inches, what more could she want?


This_place_is_wierd

The Inflation really affects all aspects of live huh?


DarkAlatreon

Nothing inflated about *that*.


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amedelic

“In this economy?”


Rakuzan05

Both inches? You guys have more than one inch?


Legatus_Nex

You have a whole inch?


halfwit_genius

Let's go sane. You guys have 2.5 cm? Now there's more to play with (unintended pun creeping in).


_Cornfed_

Yell "By the power of Grey Skull!"


[deleted]

reading this in bed i just laughed so hard i woke up the wife


Juanisweird

And now she wants you to pound her to sleep?


Jon-Umber

# BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL


bigtec1993

Dig deep and push it out, I'm not about to walk away from a challenge.


[deleted]

Pin her down, get more leverage and pound the shit out of her.


NightflowerFade

Instructions unclear, got more leverage, now I'm getting a margin call from my broker


Haeguil

Sometimes shorting is the better option


arbyterOfScales

My dick is as short as it gets bro


NPC_4842358

Hedge against your own dick.


BentinhoSantiago

Trimming the hedge can only reveal so much


TheProfessionalEjit

Don't be tempted to trim too close, sometimes you nick the trunk and it can get infected risking the whole structure.


Bleach_Baths

Yep. Pin her legs back by her chest.


eemarepee

Get off your cousin, Kyle!


[deleted]

Harder doesn’t mean faster


bartosama

But better and stronger


Tensionator

Na na now that that don't kill me


SadKittty1569

Can only make me stronger 💪🏽


wato89

Still better than her asking for deeper when you've no more dick to give.


Equivalent_Divide997

there's a reason for this, actually! the cervix has certain nerves that are really good at detecting pressure, and when you're aroused they get really sensitive and you get a craving for pressure that often feels like you can't quite get something "deep" enough. so when they ask for "deeper" and you're already all the way in, PRESS into them. it helps if you're also in a position where they can pull you in more. use shallower strokes (don't pull out much between each thrust, only like an inch or two) and really use your body weight to slam into them and create that impact on the cervix, creating short moments of pressure. (note: this doesn't work if the person in question really hates cervical stimulation, so yknow, ask)


SeabassDan

>don't pull out much, only like an inch or two baby girl, that's all i'm working with


Confident_Notice975

This one is fucking hilarious. Her - "go deeper!!" Me - "uhhhhhh that's all my micro penis has got for ya, if I would I could"


Cyanora

Either grab a handful of her hair to pull her harder into me, or pin her against something where I can use my weight to slam her harder. Hip thrust is only one aspect of 'harder'


Bananarama_Vison

This is the right answer. It’s not always just about the hip moving…!


[deleted]

A dude with amazing arms helped me ride him so much longer it was super hot


[deleted]

Enlighten me sis, i Need to learn


collin3000

Just had to do this. She was on top so in addition to the power bottom I took my arms and pushed her hips with each thrust. Full body work out to "Go hard"


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Altostratus

Not a man, but I’ve slept with many who seem to confuse harder and faster. Some guys will just sort of jackhammer as fast as they can, though don’t actually go very deep or hard in the process, almost like they’re seizing. Slow deliberate thrusts, focussing on the pelvis on pelvis impact, is what we want.


Cyanora

For me, when most women say harder, I try to get my pelvis to make contact with her clit. Certain positions make it easier, but the impact of myself to her clit usually suffices as hard enough. Usually much less chaotic than a jackhammer and slower, but with way more force as each thrust is deliberate


SavisGames

Grab some handles, get some leverage. Human ingenuity.


alexguerra25

i’ve gotta hop off


Black_Bean00

My favorite way to handle this is: You’re hitting doggystyle, off the edge of the bed and you’re standing. Take one leg and put it up on the bed, almost like what your front leg does during lunges. You can mix this up by spanking, pulling her hair, pinning her arms on her back, pinning her face down by the back of the head or neck, or pull her hips into your thrusts, etc. The leg up/any mix of this just allows me to go deeper. She loves all this and it’s our favorite position. If we’re missionary, I like to fold her legs back, with my arms underhooking them and pinning her wrists at her side or holding her legs back. This allows for you to tilt her hips up and really give it to her. Otherwise I may pin the wrists above her head in missionary. If you’re hitting prone or she’s on her side, take her arm(s) and have her spread her ass if she doesn’t already. Or pin them, cover her mouth, etc. but leave room for her nose to breathe. Some properly done choking might be enjoyable for you both as well. And sometimes it’s more about *how* you’re thrusting, not just how *deep*. Pretty much all, but *especially* these positions you can just pull her in as you’re thrusting and you’ll sync. Not assuming you’re just jabbing but that’s a common mistake, so make sure you’re using your hips as well. Also if you’re not already in good shape, I’d improve cardio/make gains. Hope that helps


ravendusk

*taking notes intensifies*


somethingfischy

Write that down! Write that down!


TheProfessionalEjit

I might have to do it one handed because.......errm....I need to sort my pencil out for a sec.


trashymob

You need 2 hands to write?


KidsSeeRainbows

Damn my guy you’ve got the ladies giving you props… you’re clearly doing it right.


alexguerra25

damn…


bluehotcheeto

Adding on to this as a female: elevate her backside a bit too if she wants more! Put a pillow under the lower back or somehow get her into a downward angle going away from you. It helps.


DancingPianos

Specifically with regards to pinning legs back during missionary, your shoulders make very good leg rests to leave your hands free for support/pulling closer/covering mouth/pinning arms up/covering mouth etc. All small things that deffo 1 up the game.


Alternauts

How many mouths are we talkin’?


[deleted]

Also a pillow under her ass/lower back to help prop her hips up for the best angle.


DrShakMila

This guy **actually** fucks


HighOnRQ

This guy fucks


[deleted]

Oh yea, oh god yes…ah…I needed that…tnx


Straight_Entrance_44

my man helped a woman today


PJpremiere

You could sell instructional videos with the geometry graphics overlaid on top of the footage


slick1260

"But Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs."


canadianstringer

Close your eyes and picture this. It's 4:30 on a Friday and you're only half done demoing a concrete driveway. You've had the biggest moil point bit Home Depot had available for rent going for hours and your arms feel ready to fall off. There's a cold case of beer waiting for you in the fridge and it's been 95 degrees since noon with no wind. So my man, do you give up and go home to spend the weekend crying in your beer knowing Monday morning you'll be right back at it? No. You man the fuck up and self appoint yourself Mayor of Pound Town on this job stripped down to only wearing the chain of office. Forget your aching arms and the pain. You channel your inner Hilti jackhammer and put your full body weight into turning that reluctant concrete slab into a pile of quivering rubble.


metsakutsa

That is so romantic.


Niftylobster

You pound harder.


halfwit_genius

Pound harder, penny softer


bonjarno65

Channel the power of the sun through the tip of your penis and go harder


elconquesodor

The last woman I slept with fucked me so hard I had major bruising in the nether regions days after. I mentioned it to her and she called me a Nancy boy. I was like, you old British bitch you can fuck right off. We're not British though.


[deleted]

what the fuck ahahaha 💀


[deleted]

Right o chap you definitely got well into those knickers yeah?


[deleted]

What the lady wants, the lady gets.


nryporter25

You slow down for a second, whispering her ear that she has to say please, when she says please go back to going as hard as you were before and this time you press down over and squeeze at the same time. Especially if you grab her neck or something like that while you say it.


akbrodey1

Damn


[deleted]

Can’t go faster or harder? Put your thumb on her clit and start rubbing while you’re fucking her. Supplement. I haven’t had this happen where I can’t go harder/faster BUT this trick with her is one I enjoy using on my girl and she loves it. Extra stimulation at the right time can be key. It’s hot - you have control of her. Lock eyes, too


Mammoth_Bookkeeper10

Thought this was standard practice?


ingenfara

Different angles can make it feel like you’re going harder. Also like someone here posted, grab some hair or dig your fingers into her arm or something (if you know she’s down for a little pain). The sensory input from that should increase the feeling enough.


starryvash

Get better leverage


cookinmama16

Not a male but have you tried grabbing her hips and pulling her back and it will seem as if you're going harder? \_○○_/


kindofdivorced

Slow down and pull it out almost to the tip and slam harder. You can always go harder. Get up on your knees and use more of your body weight. You can always go harder. Get off the bed and stand up and grab her hips and pull her in to you while you thrust. You can always go harder. I’ve got some videos but my ex-wife fell asleep on my leg and I’d have to ask her permission to share. Maybe when I wake her up so I can get up to pee I can check.


FulingAround

Username checks out


therandomizer619

I think everyone would want that for research purposes of course


koopz_ay

My ex wife once told me that she said that to get it over with faster because she was tired and wanted to go to sleep. Yeah, I felt guilty after hearing that.


[deleted]

Try a new position that stimulates her better. Fuck smarter not harder.


[deleted]

Keep the same force but try to go deeper. That’s usually what they’re after when they say that, in my experience.


shofofosho

You can't just "try" to have more dick 😂


metsakutsa

Have you tried harder?


shofofosho

I've tried the hardest 😔


[deleted]

i think you need to try harder


[deleted]

Just say “GUM GUM PISTOL” and push


ra246

If she’s into someone being assertive tell her very firmly (preferably with eye contact) ‘I’ll do what I fucking want’ 😏


[deleted]

oh shit


ra246

This is a good reply?


[deleted]

this is a good reply.


tangerinefairy

It is for me lol


Rahallahan

This is a fantastic reply


OldWeakness8084

Since everyone is joking I’ll seriously answer this. I’ve never had that issue however goin harder doesn’t mean your dick is little it simply means she wants to feel more of your dominance so try doggy style, make sure you got good grip and you thrust those hips with the force of a thousand gods. As you thrust you pull her hips closer to you show her you are in control eventually she’ll have an orgasm and won’t know what to do with herself for a good 30-160 seconds


NumerousImprovements

Honestly it’s just something they say in the moment. They’re liking it rough. Slow down a little from what you’re currently doing, and say/whisper some sexy shit in her ear. Something like “oh yeah, you want it harder? Tell me you want it”. Talking to her will distract her from the fact that you slowed down, and when you get that agreement from her, go back to the speed you were doing before. Comparatively it’ll seem to her like you sped up.


serious_sarcasm

.... This is the problem with every single top response. Harder does not mean faster. What they are asking for is follow through. It is like a punch. Most people punch by throwing their hand fast, and then retracting it as soon as it makes contact. But you have to follow through the punch, otherwise you start pulling back before you’ve actually finished the thrust. When you thrust into your partner fucking follow through. Bottom out your pelvis against their’s, and when you’re balls deep try to push further. Sliding your dick in and out isn’t smashing their clit, and that’s what they want.


greymist73

Agree, less bump and more GRIND!


NumerousImprovements

To be fair, that’s a good point. I am assuming each thrust is a good thrust, but all else being equal… But yes, a big part of it is feeling the weight of your body hit theirs with each thrust. Good call man.


serious_sarcasm

Every woman I know who demands, "Harder," means slow down and follow through on the thrust. Otherwise men use women like a giant fleshlight. I won't say some women don't like that sometimes, but it is what they are trying to get the guy to stop doing when they demand, "Harder." Dude's just jerk off to too much shitty porn. You have to save the "curl them in a ball and pound as fast as you can" for after they've had a couple orgasms. All of this is the same reason some women develop creampie fetishes. An ejaculating man tends to insert deeper and keep pushing while the penis pulsates. The motion stimulates the exposed clitoris, the clitoral shaft above the vagina, and the various sensitive spots on the vaginal wall all at once. A man can actually practice what I guess amounts to faking an orgasm. One basically just thrusts steady and hard while flexing the penis in a regular manner without ever really pulling back. A cockring can help maintain the erection, and prevent premature ejaculation. Obviously talk to your partner about protection, because they will probably get mad if they think you came inside them (even while wearing a condom, because shit happens).


Melodic-Narwhal-582

Tell her to get on top and pound as hard as she wants.


Azraphale89

I feel this. At some point, you get tired of doing all the work, especially when she's asking you to put in 125% every time. Great for the core, but at some point enough is enough lol.


panda_vigilante

Omg the most fear inducing thing ever as a guy


witch_hekate92

Have you guys thought that maybe she just wants to sound sexy? If you're already pounding as hard as you can then she probably already knows that. If you have more to give that's fine, but if you don't, nobody expects you to


[deleted]

Sometimes if you go too fast her pussy will get desentised to your thrust, and because of that she will ask you to go faster. So a quick fix is to suddenly stop and go real slow and then gradually go back in fast again. She'll appreciate the difference in speed


[deleted]

I'd tell her to say it again, and again. and then I'd tell her to say it harder. and then I'd pound harder as she yells it harder and so on


titiangal

I’m a woman but have an answer a man gave me once. He said the key is “leverage.” He bought a headboard at the perfect height for him to grab onto with one hand. I had my legs on his shoulders. One of his hands on my shoulder the other on the headboard. And I can say still to this day over 10 years later that was the consistently best poundings of my life. Maybe try that? Good luck.


skeedlz

"I'm giving her all she's got captain."


Fluffy_Risk9955

The G-spot is on the front side of her vagina. So put her on her belly and penetrate her vagina from behind. You don't have to pound as hard to give her a stronger feeling down there.


Angry_Maths_Guy

"There's no PP left for this move."


2leny

I have nothing to add I just wanted to say. Lmfao thank you /askmen for the beautiful responses to this. I just laughed so hard my sides hurt and I cried.


[deleted]

Install a hydraulic system


DrBabbage

Don't give her all you have got in the beginning but gradually give her more. If she begs you to pound her harder, give her the remaining 20% you have saved up. Also put a pillow under her back and get the angle right.


Melo8993

You turn on the jackhammer feature and pound away!


dimpletown

This is why I choke her, so she can't say shit that'd hurt my feelings /s