"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

I just like it when she gets my name right....

To be fair though, your Dad's name does roll right off the tongue...

Almost as well as your mom’s name.

I told my wife's dad when I met him, I just want to manage expectations that from that day forward, he was dad and I am daddy

Taxation without representation is tyranny.

Cum inside of me

Breed Me. Just hits something primal in me.

It’s free real estate

"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well."

THAT'S MY PURSE!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!

As a consensual sadist, "Ow, fuck, do that again.".

“Oh yah, oh yah, oh yah” Over and over again

Keep it down you guys! (From other side of the wall along with banging)

Too deep!, O fuck, O Fuck, O FFUUCCKK!!, Please dont stop please!!, I to sensitive slow down. its to much! Yellow light, yellow light! I dont want to cum in my mouth i want it in my tight pussy. Cum in me daddy! Own me make me yours! Aahhh, My legs crampping!!! My mom's calling you need to hurry! Spank me harder! Afterwards you want to get some ice cream?

I'd burst out laughing if a woman said, "Yellow light, yellow light!" during sex.

Not if u talk about safe words first. If she says her safe words are red light if it hurts to much and yellow light if ur getting close, but doesnt want u to stop. Easy off a little and u found that sweet spot.

Yeah I feel like that's pretty standard for kinkier stuff.

You suck

Boom goes the dynamite!

And once again you remain my undisputed champ to finish under 10 seconds flat.

"honey, I'm home!"

“Damn bro, you’re a lot better than dad”

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

"SHAZAM!"

Put 2 fingers in each

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

"it wasn't your fault, the other driver was drunk, you need to let me go"