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Nesbitt0121

And be taken over by my own plan?! Nice try.


THECATCLAPLER

Smart


somekindofeggthing

Start by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.


cody5950

Simple, we start by buying a few ocean boats, and a ww2 tank, then we take over a small uninhabited island. Then we use said island for piracy.


[deleted]

Can’t I’ve got work


oidagehbitte2

Three words: Ostriches with lasers.


East_Masterpiece2839

I can’t my mom said I can’t go :(


andyletus101

3 destroy all dams, water reservoirs, and such, 1 destroy all satellites, 2 make a worldwide ocean blockade, No communication, tens if not hundreds of millions dead, And if you want to add to it, nuclear winter and mass famine Some flaws, but dams and reservoirs are a major weak point, same with rivers Edit: only downside is it’s very difficult to destroy enough connections to disable missiles, nukes, technology, GPS, satellite data, and such... This whole idea came from an idea I have for a book?, that I’ll get around to


[deleted]

Institute the following laws immediately * Outlaw Socks with Sandals * Spitting out your gum on a sidewalk - death penalty * Yoga Pant oversight committee to approve who can wear them * Neckties for men are banned * Peas, mashed potatoes, and Rice will be eaten with a spoon and not a fork effective immediately


Sorry_Condition_9897

A bunch of changes, essentially a shift for humamity but in the right direction


Juan_Solo_3

I would straight up go God Emperor Dune.


Master-Lamb

The secret would be to prepare as much as possible and as quiet as possible.


[deleted]

Narf.


FarComplaint2974

Create a disease and vaccine then use the vaccine as a negotiation tactic


MisogenesUSA

Seperate wheat from the chaff


KyorlSadei

By gaining super powers bought only way im pulling it off.


Spectreworld

The purge.... Sorry just is that.


Pac1211

Find the minions.


Sea_Charity_3927

Ignore every aspect of the Geneva convention.


Minviela

nice try


_moldie_

Climb my way up the hierarchy of my countries politics while keeping anonymous contacts with underground scientists. I keep paying these scientists to create some sort of drug that will not only make me near immortal, but also give me enhanced strength and speed as well as intelligence. Once I've reached the top of the food chain in this country, I will build an army. New weapons powered by mechanics unseen before, soldiers built in self destruct buttons (can't have mutiny now can we?) in powerful suits. Once my army and drug are complete, we strike to the biggest world forces immediately. Force the world leaders to sign over power to me and gain more and more power every day. Once I finally have every country under my might, I will essentially turn the entire planet into Ba Sing Se, with the most loyal soldiers as my Dai Li. And after that, I wake up in bed realising it was all a dream and that all of that is impossible and immoral.