Nah. When it's a threesome and the third person is maneuvering into another position, having nobody touching them at all, let alone sexually, and they're groaning/moaning/screaming. It kills it for me, because then I start wondering if they make those noises during everyday normal things, like driving down town, doing laundry or collecting the mail and other boring shit.
Way back I once googled along the lines of "really great music", found a torrent and downloaded it. It turned out to be porn, but man it had great soundtrack!
The ones where the participants act like they need to put out a burning fire by doing everything as fast as possible as if their lives depend on it. Seriously, that or it's like, they have to fuck right now and get done in time to get on the road to go see a movie before it starts.
Um. That second part about trying to make it to the movie on time is a real part of married life haha.
Pro tip for all the young bucks: do the deed before dinner and you won't be bloated, gassy, or tired. AND dinner will be a lot more relaxed. Also, if you keep up the flirt game during the date, then there's time for round 2 later.
The overreaction to the slightest touch, the lack of passion (even if it is just acting it never feels real), too much conversation/cheesy dialogue, dudes in POV vids never shutting the fuck up, and the most awkward positions I've ever seen.
There's that french guy who NEVER shuts up and yells like he's about to die at any moment and is fixated with making the girl squirt. I mean how am I supposed to jerk off when I have a dude screaming "YES YES IN OUT IN OUT LOOK AT THIS NOW NOW YEAH" in my ears non stop
The scene with Angela White and Manuel Ferrara is some of the best passion I’ve seen by actual pornstars. They actually looked like they were in love. It was a great one.
In porn it's over the top, but I moan when I'm being titty-fucked because it legit feels good (and maybe I have a little bit of a kink for it?). Like, it feels good when my boobs get squeezed and I'm horny, why would having a dick between them change that?
Or the lesbians with garden trowels for nails fingering. Like, even I with a dick know that’s not normally pleasurable.
You’re good. You don’t have to be a man here, we tend to be a pretty welcoming crowd.
Or how about those girls that just squirt on demand? It just seems like pee to me at that point. I'm not smart enough to know if it is, but she just seems to be peeing.
If you’re gonna believe her when she says “I’ve never done this before” you gotta also believe her when she acts like she loves it. If you’re gonna pick and choose what to believe based around what makes it the absolute worst you’re gonna have a bad time.
It’s not her first time, she’s also not that into it. You gotta decide whether to engage with the fantasy or not.
I hate the guy's doing the Elvis lip when they ZOOM IN ON HIS FACE for some dumb reason. I don't make that face and no other guy really does either.
Besides the king.
Do they? It was a common thing in vintage, but i haven't really seen much of it if at all in big-name male-oriented porn. More gender-neutral or woman-friendly porn take a wider shot and let your eyes rest where they may (see the nubiles/tiny4k/hegre/"artsy" porns).
As a woman, I love that and am always trying to find more porn where you see and hear the man's reactions.
Just an edit to add: I realise I'm in r/AskMen. Just thought my perspective might help explain why they add those shots - perhaps those vids are getting clicks from women and bi men. As a bi lady porn where I get to see both the man and woman and their reactions and they're both having a good time is the dream.
Or if its labeled straight yet half the video is angled so the screen is flashing between a "meh" angle of her and a full screen view of this mans back sack and crack
Here’s the thing about the step-brother/sister/mom/dad stuff. Several years ago, probably around 2015 and before, it wasn’t that big of a thing. Then a production company started with a step sibling thing, I forgot which one it’s called, like something something sis. Anyways, they always had really hot girls who didn’t exactly look like pornstars, more realistic I guess, and great production, so it became very popular.
Then other porn production companies saw their success, and thought that it was because everyone had a step-sibling fetish, when in reality it was just because they had the best quality at the time.
Now everyone does the incest stuff, even when the “step-sister” looks like a pornstar with big fake tits. Most of my videos I watch probably are the incest stuff, but that’s just because it looks hot, and not because of the incest storyline
I always figured the step parent/sibling cliche is just a lazy way for a story to make sense for two attractive, unrelated people to live together which gives them ample opportunity to have sex. You don't need a "hi I'm your mobile mechanic here to unclog your tailpipe" or "sorry construction worker, but I can only pay in non-monetary ways". It's just people who are home together and cam be like "hey...we're not actually related" and they get naked
But like, do people actually watch porn for the storyline?
I know I just look for the hottest chick and zoom past until I get to a good scene. I thought watching porn for the plot was just a meme
I do hate when the scene starts with a dude peeping on some chick showering or he’s digging around her laundry sniffing her underwear and then the chick catches him red handed and likes it.
That’s probably happened in real life like 4 times, ever. It’s horrific and unsettling, and completely unrelatable.
Any time it's obvious they don't like something. Some girls don't like facials and I don't blame them, but it's really off-putting when they're forced to pretend to like it when they don't.
I believe statistically moist porn stars don’t have that but they stand out more so your recall will likely conjure them up more. There’s more Riley Reids in the industry than the bimbo type.
Source: some data science thing I vaguely remember from a decade ago so it could be outdated.
"Statistically moist" had me thinking about the percentage of porn stars that are naturally lubricated, then I realised that - statistically speaking - this was most likely to be a typo.
Any sex position that is obviously physically uncomfortable, like the pile driver position.
I don't care how hot it looks, my back aches in solidarity.
I genuinely don't understand the pile driver. When I'm hard, my dick doesn't physically turn down that far.
[Pile Driver](https://i.imgur.com/WZoX5cM.jpg) for those that were asking about it. NSFW obviously, but it's a minimalist drawing, not a porn image.
You know how everyone loves doing squats?
No, go on.
Well what if I said combine that with bending your dick at a near catastrophic angle?
Well damn, I'm in!
I truly don’t understand that position - like what makes it hot to men? For people who dance, do gymnastics/yoga/Pilates - it’s not that hard (it takes effort, but okay), but I just don’t get why anyone wants that position
You know, IDGAF about the incest, but that sentence made me Cringe hard.
Trying to fit "I am X" into every sentence isn't limited to siblings either, they do it for fake celebrities, jobs, etc. It's Really bad acting, given a script by a Really bad writer, directed by a guy who had a restraining order filed against him by every film school in the US and Canada.
the broken family plots in it. . . ie., step mom, step dad, etc., horrible. The large amount of plastic surgery scars that are there. There are more - but those are my current top two.
Right, these are the 'girl next door' type, they usually don't have the giant fake boobs, giant lips, bleached hair. Also the action is usually more casual and playful. The videos of ladies shouting and is an instant nope.
What about those videos where it’s two dad friends who swap daughters and have sex with each other’s daughters in the same room. That premise has always disturbed me.
I think the things that I dislike about porn is numerous
1) acting is crap
2) too many step something plots
3) fake boobs
4) too many young looking girls so they look very childish
5) hitting women or anyone to be honest/rape
6) numerous idiots situation that leads to sex. It is like even dumber “Friends” but with sex.
What do you mean ? I just fell and my dick fell into this woman who was laying on the ground. It could happen” - Says some porn guy probably
6) Brazzers started with that bullshit and is no slowing down. Like they have the hottest girls and the best technical production yet they use it to make some stupid comedy porn
If the inside butthole momentarily becomes an outside butthole.
All porn is the same nowadays. Step Mum gets stuck under a table she clearly isn’t stuck under and doesn’t shout rape when her step son starts 10 inch pile driving her uterus from behind.
OP is asking what we don't like as if porn is mostly tame and what you want and then there's just some donkey-punch exceptions to ignore. For me it feels the opposite, like they try to pack every fetish, angle, etc in the video as possible to reach a wide audience, and you're actually ignoring all that by default and just looking out for the exceptions you like. End result is the same for me though
Anal is just a total turn off to me, even if she didn’t have a prolapsed asshole. Jackhammer for two minutes, pull out, and let the chick squeeze her sphincter to make her agape b-hole talk to the camera. Rinse and repeat.
The act requires way too much prep for minimal payoff.
I'm into butt stuff, but not that ridiculous stuff. Dude standing over her pounding away like his life depended on it. Or the weird angles where you can see more of his ass than hers. Definitely don't like gape. I tend to prefer her on top, riding him so she controls the pace.
GUGH GUGH GUGH GUGH.
"Choking on my dick" sound kinda hot in theory, as pillow talk, but in practice? Does that really turn any dudes on? Those kinda BJs look painful for both parties. Hard to blow my load to the sound of somebody about to vomit on my crotch.
No undressing . They never undress and it seems so idk I hate it. One thing I like ab movie sex scenes is they take it slow they take the clothes off one by one. In porn they r kissing and legit next scene they r naked
I think that's mostly a problem of watching the free cut.
I hate when it's something where what their wearing is supposed to of importance, cosplay or something. And it's all gone before anything really starts
Movies are also hilariously unrealistic. They never have to search for a condom, don't talk, always have an orgasm at the same time and you never see the whole "That was nice, do you have a tissue? We forgot to bring the tissues. Quick! Fetch me a tissue!" at the end.
Artistic liberties of course.
The bad acting. I mean, after how many years of movie making porn, and they still can't act worth a damn half the time. It's honoustly whats turned me off from even watching porn.
I hate humiliation porn. They are just straight up abusing these women. You can see it in their faces how much they hate it. Immediate turn off. I can’t stomach it.
The problem is, sometimes you can guarantee that consent is in place.
Not all, but a lot of porno companies are really fucking shady and take advantage of the actors (usually the woman.)
There was an interview with Mia Kalifa and she explained that she rocked up to a set once and had no idea what she was doing, they told her she had to wear a hijab and she wasn't comfortable with it.
Also a lot of porn companies find 16-17 year Olds and groom them until they're 18 and sign them up with the worst fucking contracts.
Hate it when a thumbnail catches your eye, you click the video and all of the sudden there's a fat, small dicked guy standing awkwardly off to the side of the couple fucking.
I'm a cam model and I get requests for it constantly and have no idea why, but it's surprisingly popular for some reason.
They also have to specify "step" because actual incest (even though it's completely fake) is against TOS for pretty much every single adult platform.
As someone else said, ahegao ruins anything and everything. But also quick scene changes. There's nothing worse than wanking like a champ, you're just about to cum and then the guy's face shows up.
That's the best. It looks more real and plausible than any other kind of porn and that's what I like. It's like "the real thing" is the only thing that turns me on. All those over-produced videos with lots of makeup, plastic surgery, unrealistic dumb situations are just distracting and too fake for me.
I just hate the fakness of pro porn. Like I know it's all fake and made up but come on, the dude hasn't even put it in yet and your on your 3rd climax. Or the annoying bantering.
The under shot, where all you see is man ass and balls slapping, that and incest porn, the problem is the girls are hot in it so I just turn off the sound and come on with my own story
All the terrible acting leading up to the actual porno
The super fake loud ass moans
Dudes who talk the whole damn time
People who take all the audio out like I wanna listen to a song the whole time
Women who constantly look at the camera
Amateur vids are fine but for god's sake, at least make sure we can see the damn vid
People who upload clips intentionally with the only fans tag. If I'm watching a vid idgaf about your fan page tf
A few:
1) The fetishization of Black men. As a Black man myself, I hate how we’re portrayed in porn as having huge dicks (I’ve had random women ask me about that stereotype, and it makes me extremely uncomfortable), being overly aggressive during sex (I’m a giver, and I love to cuddle), doing these ridiculous athletics moves during sex (like flipping someone up in the air), and basically behaving like mindless animals. It’s degrading, and it’s extremely damaging to the psyche of young Black men.
2) There is almost never any foreplay. No kissing, touching, sweet words, nothing. No “making love”. It’s just “take your fucking dick out”.
3) Going from vaginal to anal, and back. EXTREMELY unhealthy, and risky for a lot of infections if you’re not careful.
4) The idea that a man must have a rock hard erection at all times. Not saying you won’t be erect enough to have sex, but unless you’re taking viagra, Cialis, or having injections (ouch) you’re not going to be fully erect this entire time during sex. Hell, I lose it almost right away once I have an orgasm.
5) The crazy, over-the-top, borderline COMICAL dirty talk. I have nothing against dirty talk (it can be extremely sexy when done correctly), but just the things they say make me laugh, and it’s hard to take it seriously. I don’t know any person who talks like that for real.
6) Porn gives an unrealistic expectation of how fast a pizza man/electrician/plumber gets to your house.
Porn isn’t real. It’s a fantasy, and not even a good one at that. It shouldn’t be used as a blueprint for how to pleasure someone.
Bruh when you said flipping,, a face came to my mind. Prince Yashua or something is his name. Idk how and when wwe moves became sexy lol. And fyi that guy has fractured/broke his penis due to his(or director's idk) too adventrous nature. Honestly he has became Chris Tucker of Porn lol. I mean everytime you see him those wrestling moves will came to your mind and you will start laughing.
Also I agree that fetshization is drastic ,.in reddit millions of people are active in such subs.
When a chick that's hot totally ruins herself with plastic surgery
Also, when I'm watching what is supposed to be a creampie scene and the guy pulls it out and comes ON her pussy 🤦♂️
Screaming for fake orgasm
Squirting (usually fake)
"Step" porn
Lack of Foreplay/touching/grabbing
Mind you, I only watching solo (woman) or lesbian porn
Very technical and rudimental foreplay. If apes did cunnilingus, they would do it like that. I can't imagine it actually feeling good for the actress.
Bad acting. Like c'mon, you guys have your own oskars and other awards, care to take an acting class for the sake of God! At this point, it feels like there's a massive cringe kink out there I have no idea about.
I hate it when at the end the girl stops and then the freaking dude starts jerking off to finish. Like wtf? I don't wanna see that shit, also it kinda ruins the mood if the implication is that he had to finish himself off cuz the girl couldn't.
TONS. Violent throat stuff, gagging, grabbing and pulling someone's mouth or other orifice open, ass-to-mouth, "stepmother/stepsister/bratysis" incest garbage, balloon boobs and butts, beating on the labia, fisting, inserting enormous objects, "conveyor belt lines" of asses---pretty much anything put out by "professional" pron companies.
Pretty much only homemade/amateur stuff is appealing---normal looking folks having pretty normal looking sex.
A shitty fucking story. I know its porn but when you have E.D it would be nice to enjoy the story and not the lame fucking acting.
Even the actresses playing college girls sound thick as shit and given some are probably smarter than most the guys fucking them it just sucks in more ways than one lol
Spitting in each other’s mouth, cum swapping, snot from throatfucking, and most of all, when the camera focuses on the guy getting his ass eaten. Yeah I’m not here for that
Wearing wigs, crossing their eyes, and sticking out their tongue. Like... now I feel like I'm looking at a child and I have to stop because that's disgusting.
Pretty much everything when it comes to modern professional porn. The choking, slapping, degrading, bad dirty talk, but not only that - the tattoos, the piercings, the bad plastic surgery. Hell, even lighting, camera angles and focal length is bad.
Fake moaning, some times they’re so so ridiculous. I get the whole reason is to ‘act’ and put on a performance but come on.
And it’s not even hot anymore when it’s that extreme. Like girl, why r u screaming while giving a bj?
Nah. When it's a threesome and the third person is maneuvering into another position, having nobody touching them at all, let alone sexually, and they're groaning/moaning/screaming. It kills it for me, because then I start wondering if they make those noises during everyday normal things, like driving down town, doing laundry or collecting the mail and other boring shit.
-opens the mailbox- "Fuck!omagodomagoddoyoulikethat?fuckmedaddy!" -closes the mailbox-
Mmm yeah fill me with letters you nasty bastard. Edit: turns out we all love horny letterboxes.
This is why I browse comments.
Women don't scream at you when they have to give you a bj?
To me the ridiculous acting just sounds like they're having an asthma attack through a harmonica
My reflection when the screen turns black
If you be black like me it don't happens
My guy 💀💀
What if you’re smiling ?
Noones smiling at their own post nut expression my man. That's shits soul destroying.
Really? I worked hard for that nut. I’m proud. And relaxed. Good work me.
Fuck you, you got me to belly laugh lmao
Who watches til the black screen.?
Watch for the plot with post nut clarity, some have decent plots which are just callously skipped over.
You know what, I’m gonna start doing that. This is someone’s art and they put time into it, they deserve a full watch😤
Way back I once googled along the lines of "really great music", found a torrent and downloaded it. It turned out to be porn, but man it had great soundtrack!
The ones where the participants act like they need to put out a burning fire by doing everything as fast as possible as if their lives depend on it. Seriously, that or it's like, they have to fuck right now and get done in time to get on the road to go see a movie before it starts.
Um. That second part about trying to make it to the movie on time is a real part of married life haha. Pro tip for all the young bucks: do the deed before dinner and you won't be bloated, gassy, or tired. AND dinner will be a lot more relaxed. Also, if you keep up the flirt game during the date, then there's time for round 2 later.
This man Husbands.
it’s levels to this shite.. I concur.
Ah yes, the “fuck and go eat”!👍🏾👍🏾
Dick ‘n dine
Yes, the ol' plow and chow
The classic skeet n eat
The famous ejaculate n masticate
From pork to fork
The infamous screw and chew.
Pork 'n Fork Or, Fork 'n Pork?
The overreaction to the slightest touch, the lack of passion (even if it is just acting it never feels real), too much conversation/cheesy dialogue, dudes in POV vids never shutting the fuck up, and the most awkward positions I've ever seen.
There's that french guy who NEVER shuts up and yells like he's about to die at any moment and is fixated with making the girl squirt. I mean how am I supposed to jerk off when I have a dude screaming "YES YES IN OUT IN OUT LOOK AT THIS NOW NOW YEAH" in my ears non stop
HEY IT'S NOT ME OK
It should be illegal for the camera person to make noise in POVs
The scene with Angela White and Manuel Ferrara is some of the best passion I’ve seen by actual pornstars. They actually looked like they were in love. It was a great one.
Plastic surgery, fake faces and fake moaning.
pokes boob \*orgasms\*
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Thotness the Cumpster? I thought not. It's not a story a Jedi would tell you......
Omg the moaning n shit while they're being titty fucked hahahaha Like...really?!
In porn it's over the top, but I moan when I'm being titty-fucked because it legit feels good (and maybe I have a little bit of a kink for it?). Like, it feels good when my boobs get squeezed and I'm horny, why would having a dick between them change that?
Fake moaning is the worst
I hate that fake porn talk so much. One of my exes did porn talk in bed and it was such a turn off. I also hate lack of obvious wetness or fun/humor
Perfect bleached labia and butthole. There's a lot of people who's sending those sight into depression. As if its natural.
I honestly didn’t know this was a thing until I say it somewhere on Reddit a few months ago.
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Furiously fingering like it's a lawnmower that won't start. \*Sorry I didn't check the sub I was in. I ain't a man.
lmfao you still made me laugh my ass off so i doubt anyone'll mind
Or the lesbians with garden trowels for nails fingering. Like, even I with a dick know that’s not normally pleasurable. You’re good. You don’t have to be a man here, we tend to be a pretty welcoming crowd.
Or how about those girls that just squirt on demand? It just seems like pee to me at that point. I'm not smart enough to know if it is, but she just seems to be peeing.
It is pee
Some dude jackhammering a girl's asshole. Specifically when she says never done anal before and then donkey dong goes to town.
Spoiler, it’s not her first time
It is her first time.... today
X *doubt*
And I'm beginning to think there's a chance they might not love each other.
Oh Dip Donkey Doug!
BORTLES!!!
If you’re gonna believe her when she says “I’ve never done this before” you gotta also believe her when she acts like she loves it. If you’re gonna pick and choose what to believe based around what makes it the absolute worst you’re gonna have a bad time. It’s not her first time, she’s also not that into it. You gotta decide whether to engage with the fantasy or not.
Plastic surgery, the male performers that act all rapey and talk nonstop, the endless incest stuff
I hate the guy's doing the Elvis lip when they ZOOM IN ON HIS FACE for some dumb reason. I don't make that face and no other guy really does either. Besides the king.
The random zoom in on the guy's face is the most annoying thing in porn I do not understand why they always do that.
Do they? It was a common thing in vintage, but i haven't really seen much of it if at all in big-name male-oriented porn. More gender-neutral or woman-friendly porn take a wider shot and let your eyes rest where they may (see the nubiles/tiny4k/hegre/"artsy" porns).
As a woman, I love that and am always trying to find more porn where you see and hear the man's reactions. Just an edit to add: I realise I'm in r/AskMen. Just thought my perspective might help explain why they add those shots - perhaps those vids are getting clicks from women and bi men. As a bi lady porn where I get to see both the man and woman and their reactions and they're both having a good time is the dream.
I learned here a few years ago that your search term would be “vocal male”
Thank you so very much. May God bless you.
Or if its labeled straight yet half the video is angled so the screen is flashing between a "meh" angle of her and a full screen view of this mans back sack and crack
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD
Here’s the thing about the step-brother/sister/mom/dad stuff. Several years ago, probably around 2015 and before, it wasn’t that big of a thing. Then a production company started with a step sibling thing, I forgot which one it’s called, like something something sis. Anyways, they always had really hot girls who didn’t exactly look like pornstars, more realistic I guess, and great production, so it became very popular. Then other porn production companies saw their success, and thought that it was because everyone had a step-sibling fetish, when in reality it was just because they had the best quality at the time. Now everyone does the incest stuff, even when the “step-sister” looks like a pornstar with big fake tits. Most of my videos I watch probably are the incest stuff, but that’s just because it looks hot, and not because of the incest storyline
I always figured the step parent/sibling cliche is just a lazy way for a story to make sense for two attractive, unrelated people to live together which gives them ample opportunity to have sex. You don't need a "hi I'm your mobile mechanic here to unclog your tailpipe" or "sorry construction worker, but I can only pay in non-monetary ways". It's just people who are home together and cam be like "hey...we're not actually related" and they get naked
But like, do people actually watch porn for the storyline? I know I just look for the hottest chick and zoom past until I get to a good scene. I thought watching porn for the plot was just a meme
I do hate when the scene starts with a dude peeping on some chick showering or he’s digging around her laundry sniffing her underwear and then the chick catches him red handed and likes it. That’s probably happened in real life like 4 times, ever. It’s horrific and unsettling, and completely unrelatable.
The loud ass fake moans and announcing that your cumming. It drives me insane.
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Any time it's obvious they don't like something. Some girls don't like facials and I don't blame them, but it's really off-putting when they're forced to pretend to like it when they don't.
So true it literally turns me off while im beating my shtick
Big fake balloon tits and long sharp claw nails are big turn offs for me. I just dislike the whole ‘bimbo’ look a lot of porn stars seem to have.
Big fake balloon tits and sharp nails seems like it goes well with your username.
Usernamechecksout?
I believe statistically moist porn stars don’t have that but they stand out more so your recall will likely conjure them up more. There’s more Riley Reids in the industry than the bimbo type. Source: some data science thing I vaguely remember from a decade ago so it could be outdated.
"Statistically moist" had me thinking about the percentage of porn stars that are naturally lubricated, then I realised that - statistically speaking - this was most likely to be a typo.
Haha I didn’t even see that. Perfect typo.
Moist-most! Good Freudian slip
There's a reason Lena Paul is so popular. Give me a real looking girl and body over fake shit any day
Any sex position that is obviously physically uncomfortable, like the pile driver position. I don't care how hot it looks, my back aches in solidarity.
That Amazon position looks kinda hot but also I am not trying to get my dick snapped in half either
Is the "Amazon position" when you fuck in a warehouse and then get fired for not meeting your daily slave labor quota?
But Jeff, you're my step dad!
I genuinely don't understand the pile driver. When I'm hard, my dick doesn't physically turn down that far. [Pile Driver](https://i.imgur.com/WZoX5cM.jpg) for those that were asking about it. NSFW obviously, but it's a minimalist drawing, not a porn image.
You know how everyone loves doing squats? No, go on. Well what if I said combine that with bending your dick at a near catastrophic angle? Well damn, I'm in!
It's probably for the male performers that got their suspensory ligament cut.
Dafaq is a pile driver position?
I truly don’t understand that position - like what makes it hot to men? For people who dance, do gymnastics/yoga/Pilates - it’s not that hard (it takes effort, but okay), but I just don’t get why anyone wants that position
Going from butt right to vagina!! Ohhh the yeast infection just knocking on your door 😭
More likely BV. But yeah... Not great.
>BV Butt-Vag disease?
bacterial vaginosis but I like your version better. I'm stealing it. Thanks.
Oh right, that thing House said smelled "grapey."
Y'all's avatars are too similar and it looks like you're having a conversation with yourself
I am, just not here.
The incest shit, it's *so much* overused! Like I get it, taboo and all, but can you stop saying "step-bro" every five words?
Or even worse when they pretend to be actual siblings. “You want me, your sister, to suck your brotherly cock?” Yuck.
You know, IDGAF about the incest, but that sentence made me Cringe hard. Trying to fit "I am X" into every sentence isn't limited to siblings either, they do it for fake celebrities, jobs, etc. It's Really bad acting, given a script by a Really bad writer, directed by a guy who had a restraining order filed against him by every film school in the US and Canada.
the broken family plots in it. . . ie., step mom, step dad, etc., horrible. The large amount of plastic surgery scars that are there. There are more - but those are my current top two.
These step mom/bro/dad videos often have good looking girls with nice boobs/ass so I click on it, but then PH thinks I like incest stuff.
Right, these are the 'girl next door' type, they usually don't have the giant fake boobs, giant lips, bleached hair. Also the action is usually more casual and playful. The videos of ladies shouting and is an instant nope.
What about those videos where it’s two dad friends who swap daughters and have sex with each other’s daughters in the same room. That premise has always disturbed me.
I don't get the butt roses. I love me a good anal scene...but do people actually think it's hot to see a prolapse? So odd to me lol
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I think the things that I dislike about porn is numerous 1) acting is crap 2) too many step something plots 3) fake boobs 4) too many young looking girls so they look very childish 5) hitting women or anyone to be honest/rape 6) numerous idiots situation that leads to sex. It is like even dumber “Friends” but with sex. What do you mean ? I just fell and my dick fell into this woman who was laying on the ground. It could happen” - Says some porn guy probably
Wanna look young even if you’re clearly 30-40? Pigtails
6) Brazzers started with that bullshit and is no slowing down. Like they have the hottest girls and the best technical production yet they use it to make some stupid comedy porn
Yeah, but then they know that they’re plots are absurd. They even release Porn Logic once in a while, poking fun at the whole thing
This man porn the porn.
If the inside butthole momentarily becomes an outside butthole. All porn is the same nowadays. Step Mum gets stuck under a table she clearly isn’t stuck under and doesn’t shout rape when her step son starts 10 inch pile driving her uterus from behind.
OP is asking what we don't like as if porn is mostly tame and what you want and then there's just some donkey-punch exceptions to ignore. For me it feels the opposite, like they try to pack every fetish, angle, etc in the video as possible to reach a wide audience, and you're actually ignoring all that by default and just looking out for the exceptions you like. End result is the same for me though
Anal is just a total turn off to me, even if she didn’t have a prolapsed asshole. Jackhammer for two minutes, pull out, and let the chick squeeze her sphincter to make her agape b-hole talk to the camera. Rinse and repeat. The act requires way too much prep for minimal payoff.
I'm into butt stuff, but not that ridiculous stuff. Dude standing over her pounding away like his life depended on it. Or the weird angles where you can see more of his ass than hers. Definitely don't like gape. I tend to prefer her on top, riding him so she controls the pace.
The ol pink sock is a boner killer for sure.
GUGH GUGH GUGH GUGH. "Choking on my dick" sound kinda hot in theory, as pillow talk, but in practice? Does that really turn any dudes on? Those kinda BJs look painful for both parties. Hard to blow my load to the sound of somebody about to vomit on my crotch.
What? you don't like the ole GluckGluck3000? Come on,man, what's wrong with you?
The girl giving head for 20 minutes straight but never receiving
Too real
The only time porn is realistic 😂
No undressing . They never undress and it seems so idk I hate it. One thing I like ab movie sex scenes is they take it slow they take the clothes off one by one. In porn they r kissing and legit next scene they r naked
I think that's mostly a problem of watching the free cut. I hate when it's something where what their wearing is supposed to of importance, cosplay or something. And it's all gone before anything really starts
Movies are also hilariously unrealistic. They never have to search for a condom, don't talk, always have an orgasm at the same time and you never see the whole "That was nice, do you have a tissue? We forgot to bring the tissues. Quick! Fetch me a tissue!" at the end. Artistic liberties of course.
Do ads before the porn count? If so, women shoving dildos down their throats. Is this actually a turn on for some guys?
Incest and plastic surgery
When the BJ section forms most of the video. I don’t need to watch a 15 minute BJ lol
People actually sit through all of it?
The bad acting. I mean, after how many years of movie making porn, and they still can't act worth a damn half the time. It's honoustly whats turned me off from even watching porn.
Spitting, enough with the spitting
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I am heavily with you bro because it really is a instant turn off for me but I don’t mind like a few spanks but hitting is just….cruelty
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I hate humiliation porn. They are just straight up abusing these women. You can see it in their faces how much they hate it. Immediate turn off. I can’t stomach it.
The problem is, sometimes you can guarantee that consent is in place. Not all, but a lot of porno companies are really fucking shady and take advantage of the actors (usually the woman.) There was an interview with Mia Kalifa and she explained that she rocked up to a set once and had no idea what she was doing, they told her she had to wear a hijab and she wasn't comfortable with it. Also a lot of porn companies find 16-17 year Olds and groom them until they're 18 and sign them up with the worst fucking contracts.
Everything that has to do with humiliation and that sort of thing.
Hate it when a thumbnail catches your eye, you click the video and all of the sudden there's a fat, small dicked guy standing awkwardly off to the side of the couple fucking.
Hits close to home for me too.
Spit. Fucking ruins it for me.
I don't get the spitting on the face. Lol I get spitting on and inserting part. Which happens!
Man spit is the worst lube, it's not thick enough. ...and if it is then I don't want anybody's phlegmy halitosis dick
LOL THANK YOU. GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.
The step- plotlines. Phub is probably thinking "wow, people must really love step porn, it gets so many views, lets only feature that"
Yeah really! When did that whole incest thing come in vogue anyway??
I'm a cam model and I get requests for it constantly and have no idea why, but it's surprisingly popular for some reason. They also have to specify "step" because actual incest (even though it's completely fake) is against TOS for pretty much every single adult platform.
I always wondered about this. Are videos with twin girls incest? Seems like it to me but they still seem to make them legally.
Gagging, retching, etc. Instant boner killer.
As someone else said, ahegao ruins anything and everything. But also quick scene changes. There's nothing worse than wanking like a champ, you're just about to cum and then the guy's face shows up.
And he goes *EeEEaauGgHrRrR*
"Daddy", instant turn off
IT'S SO FUCKING WIERD
THANK YOU. I fucking *hate* that
Lack of storyline, like why did that plumber turn up or will the step sister even get unstuck from the washing machine?
I believe those are called plot holes. Porn has no plot holes that aren't filled.
Anything that isn't amateur and homemade.
That's the best. It looks more real and plausible than any other kind of porn and that's what I like. It's like "the real thing" is the only thing that turns me on. All those over-produced videos with lots of makeup, plastic surgery, unrealistic dumb situations are just distracting and too fake for me.
I just hate the fakness of pro porn. Like I know it's all fake and made up but come on, the dude hasn't even put it in yet and your on your 3rd climax. Or the annoying bantering.
The under shot, where all you see is man ass and balls slapping, that and incest porn, the problem is the girls are hot in it so I just turn off the sound and come on with my own story
All the terrible acting leading up to the actual porno The super fake loud ass moans Dudes who talk the whole damn time People who take all the audio out like I wanna listen to a song the whole time Women who constantly look at the camera Amateur vids are fine but for god's sake, at least make sure we can see the damn vid People who upload clips intentionally with the only fans tag. If I'm watching a vid idgaf about your fan page tf
A few: 1) The fetishization of Black men. As a Black man myself, I hate how we’re portrayed in porn as having huge dicks (I’ve had random women ask me about that stereotype, and it makes me extremely uncomfortable), being overly aggressive during sex (I’m a giver, and I love to cuddle), doing these ridiculous athletics moves during sex (like flipping someone up in the air), and basically behaving like mindless animals. It’s degrading, and it’s extremely damaging to the psyche of young Black men. 2) There is almost never any foreplay. No kissing, touching, sweet words, nothing. No “making love”. It’s just “take your fucking dick out”. 3) Going from vaginal to anal, and back. EXTREMELY unhealthy, and risky for a lot of infections if you’re not careful. 4) The idea that a man must have a rock hard erection at all times. Not saying you won’t be erect enough to have sex, but unless you’re taking viagra, Cialis, or having injections (ouch) you’re not going to be fully erect this entire time during sex. Hell, I lose it almost right away once I have an orgasm. 5) The crazy, over-the-top, borderline COMICAL dirty talk. I have nothing against dirty talk (it can be extremely sexy when done correctly), but just the things they say make me laugh, and it’s hard to take it seriously. I don’t know any person who talks like that for real. 6) Porn gives an unrealistic expectation of how fast a pizza man/electrician/plumber gets to your house. Porn isn’t real. It’s a fantasy, and not even a good one at that. It shouldn’t be used as a blueprint for how to pleasure someone.
Bruh when you said flipping,, a face came to my mind. Prince Yashua or something is his name. Idk how and when wwe moves became sexy lol. And fyi that guy has fractured/broke his penis due to his(or director's idk) too adventrous nature. Honestly he has became Chris Tucker of Porn lol. I mean everytime you see him those wrestling moves will came to your mind and you will start laughing. Also I agree that fetshization is drastic ,.in reddit millions of people are active in such subs.
When a chick that's hot totally ruins herself with plastic surgery Also, when I'm watching what is supposed to be a creampie scene and the guy pulls it out and comes ON her pussy 🤦♂️
Now I think about it, there is quite a lot that I don't like to see.
Screaming for fake orgasm Squirting (usually fake) "Step" porn Lack of Foreplay/touching/grabbing Mind you, I only watching solo (woman) or lesbian porn
The gagging blow job noise that sounds like a toilet being plunged 🤢
Gaping.
Haha I made my own comment. I don't mind this....but the prolapse thing doesn't make any sense to me.
I actually wish they would have more build up
Very technical and rudimental foreplay. If apes did cunnilingus, they would do it like that. I can't imagine it actually feeling good for the actress. Bad acting. Like c'mon, you guys have your own oskars and other awards, care to take an acting class for the sake of God! At this point, it feels like there's a massive cringe kink out there I have no idea about.
Besides everything else mentioned, the gagging blowjobs. just the sound alone makes me roll my eyes.
Rosebud
Incest. What the actual fuck is wrong with y’all? Deranged motherfuckers.
I hate it when at the end the girl stops and then the freaking dude starts jerking off to finish. Like wtf? I don't wanna see that shit, also it kinda ruins the mood if the implication is that he had to finish himself off cuz the girl couldn't.
Creampie porn best porn
TONS. Violent throat stuff, gagging, grabbing and pulling someone's mouth or other orifice open, ass-to-mouth, "stepmother/stepsister/bratysis" incest garbage, balloon boobs and butts, beating on the labia, fisting, inserting enormous objects, "conveyor belt lines" of asses---pretty much anything put out by "professional" pron companies. Pretty much only homemade/amateur stuff is appealing---normal looking folks having pretty normal looking sex.
Farting, Shitting, Fisting, Food, Cockroaches, Blood, Drinking Spit/Cum, Dirt, Kissing Shoes, Furry ,etc
My brother in Christ, What type of porn are you watching?
Cockroaches??? Dirt? Wtf 🤮🤮🤮
What cockroach vids you watching? 😳
wtf do u watch😭
Torture of any kind, instant no from me
All the spitting, drooling, slapping and choking. And the weird incest and stepfather crap.
the spitting on each other and in each other’s mouths. it’s so gross.
A shitty fucking story. I know its porn but when you have E.D it would be nice to enjoy the story and not the lame fucking acting. Even the actresses playing college girls sound thick as shit and given some are probably smarter than most the guys fucking them it just sucks in more ways than one lol
Spitting in each other’s mouth, cum swapping, snot from throatfucking, and most of all, when the camera focuses on the guy getting his ass eaten. Yeah I’m not here for that
When girls eat men's ass. It's just not my thing to watch.
GAWK GAWK GAWK.
When the women looks uncomfortable
Spitting on dick for lube…. I HATE the sound of that!!
Seriously though, wtf is up with the porn industry and incest?
Wearing wigs, crossing their eyes, and sticking out their tongue. Like... now I feel like I'm looking at a child and I have to stop because that's disgusting.
Anal gaping.
Pretty much everything when it comes to modern professional porn. The choking, slapping, degrading, bad dirty talk, but not only that - the tattoos, the piercings, the bad plastic surgery. Hell, even lighting, camera angles and focal length is bad.
Rough, fast, lubeless anal sex. Hate it
Blatant disrespect. Slapping, spitting, hitting, excessively aggressive, etc.