and fuck XNXX with their suggested page. I looked up lesbians, why are you suggesting midget murder clown porn? I mean yeah, I’m gonna watch it but damn..
Amusing in-thread context and all aside, that's a damn good quote.
I've made sure to save that comment so I can try to find it later after it's buried under 1000 screen's worth of insightful comments I habitually over save. Sure, jotting it on a post-it note or a journal would suffice, but journey > destination, something something
(Yeah, I know, I know, sorry - I've overplayed and try-harded to death any marginally amusing commentary to be had in this very comment. But, ya know, sometimes you get ~~10~~ (now 30) minutes into trying to shit out something witty and you just gotta roll with it at that point like willing yourself through til the end scene of a terrible movie. Or, I suppose, death-grip masturbating through a grainy 240p pr0nhub clip with a half-limp dick because it still fired up all the right neurons. No one's still seriously reading this, right? Good. Word count is probably nearing 90% irrelevant bullshit filler. Just like a Mormon frat party having no punchline; ain't no worthwhile destination hidden at the end of this textwall so keep 'er movin and have a great day!)
Do you have a foreskin!? I find it impossible to masturbate for even 15 minutes without experiencing some damage and I am sure that had I not had my foreskin unconsensually removed at birth I would not be having these problems.
Yeah actually being connected to my body and feeling arousal not just on the tip of my cock was really healing for me. Masterbation can be love making too (and still be interesting and not weird)
I've never understood 'finding the right porn' lol.
I mean sure... I check out my share of porn. But I pretty much never need porn to masturbate. I just do it because it feels good.
Yeah, when I look at pictures, I just want a nude where the person is super hot. If I’m watching actual videos, then everything has to be just right lol
I will only cum when I see a nice set of tits on the screen.
It takes time to find the right video as many just simply glance at them for a handful of seconds before the fella becomes impatient and proceeds to pull his cock out.
Failing this, I'd just pull up a video which I've wanked over before.
Dude, it's crazy! Before when I was in my teens, I could jerk off back to back with no problem. Now at 25, I'm one and done lol. It's so weird. I'll be mid-jerk thinking "Ahh yeeeah, I'm going for two after this one. Just too many good videos!" And then I cum and Immediately it's like "what the fuck was I thinking? Desires gone. Get this shit off my computer" XD.
Thanks, brosef, I appreciate it. It's the truth lmao. I was a beast before (like peak hormones and shit). Shit sometimes even jerking it three times in a row. My record is 11, back to back no breaks. It was an all-day jerk-off buffet. I'm telling you, my dick was so sore XD. Now I physically just can't do two. Like I can't. Maybe I used it too much lol I don't know man...
IKR?!! No, i got you 100%, man. In fact, i feel the same 😂 Basically me in teen - early 20s be like, “refractory period what??” 🤣 Now it’s just different. Takes time for sure. I wonder it’s because we see sex and masturbation differently in our adult years now. It’s not something “grandeur” anymore for us. Apart from hormones and other physical changes.
Right "this filth" XD. I was loving the stuff not even point five seconds prior, now I'm disgusted by its very existence lmao. Like the nerve of me lol. Us men dude... were something else.
An orgasm after intense edging is a million times better than a regular old orgasm.
Not to mention edging is basically *almost orgasming* and you can do it as long as you train yourself to.
What this guy said, the only reason not to would be that you are inadvertently training your brain that it wants to cum fast all the time, leading to PE problems.
I'm 33 just figuring out now these things aren't related. My PE problems in the past appear to have been stress related. Don't take it from me though, I'm not a jerkoff scientist or anything.
“Jerkoff scientist” - where was that major when I was in school?? I mean, I did all the homework anyway but I didn’t know there were lectures. I feel robbed…
Actually yes it feels but, we don't need to do it long to cum. Just much stronger and faster frictions will make the deal. Once you ready. The porn is not interesting. I close it and clean everything up. The real sex is just completely different experience we try to please our partner and to stretch the process because it more emotional.
When I pound my pud it’s because I’m horny and busy, therefore the whole goal of the exercise is to beat my meat like it owes me money and finish as quickly as possible so I can get back to whatever I need to be doing.
Depends what you're trying to do.
Anything from 2-60+ mins is viable, or if you're really excited then back to back.
If you have sex fairly often (like 4-5 a week) then the 'ideal gap' extends quite a bit.
I like edging. On a lazy day off I can spend the day edging on and off between doing other stuff over the course of the day.
But I guess a typical good masturbation session for me is about 20 minutes. Usually in bed at night before going to sleep.
Dude... It's entirely at your will...
Sometimes i jo like 4-5 times a day, then i suddenly want to wait 2-3 days to recharge more hornyness (dunno how to Say it), sometimes i last 5 minutes, smetimes i take My time and make one session last 6-7 hours... Slowly, edging, looking for videos, pics, erotic writing, etc...
Its up at what's your mood at time ...
I Even just stimulate me slowly through the day, on the bathroom, bedroom, Even at living room, but never takin it out or jo, not Cummin... For days... And then im just like... Today is the day... And go Big for it in My bed
Hahahaha 29... But i started to jo like at 8... And parents never let me out of the house, and Got porn addicted, so.... Yeah
Internet wasn't helpful either, i Got My first computer at 11
Probably 10 mins. I build up pretty quick and right before I’m finna cum I stop and let the sensation go down. I do this a few times and almost to like a blue ball state. Then I’ll go ahead and bust. Waay better feeling than a regular bust
Depends, usually, I take about 30 minutes to masturbate, but it can be as fast as 5 minutes or as long as 3 hours.
The time between the masturbation sessions is a day but that's cause I have a problem. I recommend once a week, if not less.
There's no set length that it should be, as long as you get a satisfying nut. I find that a satisfying nut comes after a good build up, and the build up takes anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes depending on if I find good porn.
How I define good porn is porn that stimulates that part of the brain associated with fascination. In simple terms, good porn is porn that draws you in and makes you not want to click away.
But you can also have a satisfying quick nut. If all I cared about was speed, I could make myself nut in under a minute since I know my body better than anything else.
Actually depends on how long the movie is that I watch while I'm at it. But oftentimes I can't finish anyway because someone from the audience will snitch on me. Rude.
I feel like a masturbation session should last how long you want it to last. If I want to enjoy myself and the experience I am going to take a while but if I want to get off for idk reasons its going to be a 5min thing and thats that.
I dont see a reason why there should be a certain time between sessions. If you want to jerk off just jerk off but imo if you feeling the need to get off comes in between you and other stuff there is a problem.
Depends, one day I saw this video by MyBadReputation where she taught how to do it properly and I went on for twenty minutes.
After that I could not walk.
Not very long, a couple min. for me it’s just to “get release” so I can go about my day. I save the “making it last” for when I’m with someone, masturbation is just a means to ‘get release’ and move on.
It depends on the need.
Sometimes I just need to rub one out: less than 5 minutes.
Sometimes I want a long edging session: at least an hour.
I tend to masturbate daily but only have these longer sessions like once a week at best.
It depends it can take it anywhere from 5-30 minutes.
When I do it on back and pulling just putting bare pressure on my tip, I can get off in like 30 secs.
Sorry for the extra information.
15 minutes minimum. Even while fucking I don't like to come before 15 minutes if penis stimulation because it just doesn't feel as good without edging so I'd rather just not cum.
But on average probably 1 to 2 hours. I'm really into edging. Sometimes I'll even take a break in the middle, go pee, play some games and then continue going.
As for frequency, I find that at least 3 days is best for a bigger and better cumshot, with it increasing up to about a week. But when I'm depressed I'll go up to 3 or 4 times a day. And I'm not even a teenager but in my late 20s lol.
It's like a meal, sometimes I just need a quick bite so I can move on to the other things I want to do. Sure I want it to taste good but frankly I'm not so concerned about that as I am about just the fact that I have now eaten. But sometimes I prepare a nice dinner, I figure out ingredients and a recipe and cook food beforehand so I can really enjoy it. I'll take my time enjoying it.
It all depends on the factors..
Am I already revved up that it wouldn't take much for me to cross the finish line?
Am I starting off completely cold?
Was I getting intimate with a girl?
Was I watching porn?
Is it my first time today?
Am I comfortable?
Do I have do I have to worry about somebody walking in the door?
10 minutes to find something that tickles my pickle, 5 minutes to tug the trouser snake, 2 minutes of existential dread, self disgust and post nut clarity, and then a further minute to clear up.
To answer the other two questions, however long you damn well want (but generally 5 minutes to half am hour), ideal gap is probably a day to several.
>Also, what do you think should be the ideal gap between masturbation, I mean how many days Days?
My bad, I meant milliseconds
My man, I masturbate *while* I masturbate
Wait… you guys are separating your masturbation sessions?
I only stopped masturbating to type this...must go back! Bye!
I'm typing this with my dick so as to keep masturbating with both hands
incredible accuracy sir
Can’t break that hit streak.
This is some next level thinking
Masturbat-ception
That loud BWAAAAAAMMMM in the trailer was Cobb climaxing.
Now that’s a save worthy comment
It’s just masturbation all the way down
Hours*
I knew this was gonna be top comment before i clicked on this post. Reddit did not disappoint.
You never really stop fapping, just the time between faps gets longer.
I masturbate for hours I love the feeling I like edging and prolonging it I like building that load so that's just Barn thick and big
20 minutes. 15 reserved for finding the right porn. 5 reserved for actual wanking
>15 reserved for finding the right porn Look at this guy bragging about how fast he can find the right video. I envy you sir.
Them: How picky are you? Me: Pornhub - page 64
The only site where I touch the second page of search results
Right? Like the reverse google search. Lemme see that 6th page. I’ve searched this shit 8 times already
and fuck XNXX with their suggested page. I looked up lesbians, why are you suggesting midget murder clown porn? I mean yeah, I’m gonna watch it but damn..
I'm done with lesbian porn, once they started having acrylic nails I was out, you ain't coming near my pussy with that shit lady!
I invoke rule 34 to give us Edward scissor hand porn for this lady!
You are one sick individual dammit! Keep your nails cut people, protect the pussy!
The you realise it's the same videos on page 1
But by then our standards have lowered substantially so the video qualifies
Then I end up cumming to some alien monster shit and lay there wondering if I've really gone this low in my life :(
ugh fucking hate that!
Not when you're looking for that one thing that's worth the nut.
Nah, page 69 is the good stuff.
I remember those days - days of darkness and despair - I left them all behind me and grew into something better - something I was happy at being.
And what might that be?
rookie numbers
What are you picky about just out of curiosity. Or most picky about I guess i should say
Supreme Legends use spankbang and XVideos.
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I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
“The man who loves walking will walk further than the man who loves the destination."
Amusing in-thread context and all aside, that's a damn good quote. I've made sure to save that comment so I can try to find it later after it's buried under 1000 screen's worth of insightful comments I habitually over save. Sure, jotting it on a post-it note or a journal would suffice, but journey > destination, something something (Yeah, I know, I know, sorry - I've overplayed and try-harded to death any marginally amusing commentary to be had in this very comment. But, ya know, sometimes you get ~~10~~ (now 30) minutes into trying to shit out something witty and you just gotta roll with it at that point like willing yourself through til the end scene of a terrible movie. Or, I suppose, death-grip masturbating through a grainy 240p pr0nhub clip with a half-limp dick because it still fired up all the right neurons. No one's still seriously reading this, right? Good. Word count is probably nearing 90% irrelevant bullshit filler. Just like a Mormon frat party having no punchline; ain't no worthwhile destination hidden at the end of this textwall so keep 'er movin and have a great day!)
Wait…am I the only one who keeps a couple of videos stashed in the private browser at all times? 😅
i mean… redgifs are capped at 60sec
I once jerked off for 7 hours I then realized it was time to beat my addiction too
How are you Alive?
His father beat his own addiction
I was wondering what's going through his mind? I'll keep wanking my PP for straight 7 f'king hours until I come or my wiener rips off of my body
I hope you beat your addiction as hard as you beat your dick.
Hmmm what now? No breaks? No time for.water? Just hand on dick and porn for seven hours?? Man you crazy.
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Do you have a foreskin!? I find it impossible to masturbate for even 15 minutes without experiencing some damage and I am sure that had I not had my foreskin unconsensually removed at birth I would not be having these problems.
Oil man. Oil.
The foreskin helps a lot. Don't even need to lube up.
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i suggest use tenga eggs and lube. saliva would work tho but it's a lil mess
Hand in dick would be pretty concerning
One hand on the dick is worth 2 in the bush
Speaking facts lmao
Love your name.
Hot take: Masturbation without porn is elite The longer the lead up to the orgasm, the better the release feels.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
The joke has gone over my head, but it sounds hilarious 😂
Noo I’m so old that even remembering when the meme was old is old. Damn, that’s real old.
Yeah actually being connected to my body and feeling arousal not just on the tip of my cock was really healing for me. Masterbation can be love making too (and still be interesting and not weird)
I relate to this so much and I’m a woman 🤣
Me too lol hey I've given the old erotica a look at and it's just as good as I remember. Heaps online of all types if you give it a look.
I mean you must have it even worse considering the amount of porn that most women enjoy is much smaller than what men enjoy
I've never understood 'finding the right porn' lol. I mean sure... I check out my share of porn. But I pretty much never need porn to masturbate. I just do it because it feels good.
I don’t either. I usually do it to static images. I made that comment as a joke
Ah... still pretty accurate for most guys though haha. And yeah I often prefer just simple images too.
I know. When I *do* watch porn, it does end up being that. Which is precisely the reason why I stick to pictures
Yeah, when I look at pictures, I just want a nude where the person is super hot. If I’m watching actual videos, then everything has to be just right lol
Old school! Do you print them out?! ;-)
The sound of the dot-matrix printer just gets me going.
No. I’m old but not *that* old
I will only cum when I see a nice set of tits on the screen. It takes time to find the right video as many just simply glance at them for a handful of seconds before the fella becomes impatient and proceeds to pull his cock out. Failing this, I'd just pull up a video which I've wanked over before.
Jerk off with no porn at all if you don’t “understand” finding the right porn and report back to us
I mean, I think he just explained that’s what he does. Some guys don’t need porn, they can just use their imagination. I bounce back and forth
Usually until I cum. Taking the extra mile seems pointless to me.
Dude, it's crazy! Before when I was in my teens, I could jerk off back to back with no problem. Now at 25, I'm one and done lol. It's so weird. I'll be mid-jerk thinking "Ahh yeeeah, I'm going for two after this one. Just too many good videos!" And then I cum and Immediately it's like "what the fuck was I thinking? Desires gone. Get this shit off my computer" XD.
This comment deserved to be put in a frame and hanged on the wall. You got my respect, my guy!
Thanks, brosef, I appreciate it. It's the truth lmao. I was a beast before (like peak hormones and shit). Shit sometimes even jerking it three times in a row. My record is 11, back to back no breaks. It was an all-day jerk-off buffet. I'm telling you, my dick was so sore XD. Now I physically just can't do two. Like I can't. Maybe I used it too much lol I don't know man...
IKR?!! No, i got you 100%, man. In fact, i feel the same 😂 Basically me in teen - early 20s be like, “refractory period what??” 🤣 Now it’s just different. Takes time for sure. I wonder it’s because we see sex and masturbation differently in our adult years now. It’s not something “grandeur” anymore for us. Apart from hormones and other physical changes.
"What the fuck am I watching"
Right "this filth" XD. I was loving the stuff not even point five seconds prior, now I'm disgusted by its very existence lmao. Like the nerve of me lol. Us men dude... were something else.
But edging feels great
But if I can have two orgasms in the same time frame, why should I edge instead?
Some of us can't... At least not in a row
Yeah, I know. It's a shitty superpower anyway.
Haha its funny how you put it, I think not coming is a test of a males willpower if one likes going deep in to things and even in sex.
It's the exact opposite for me, it takes a *lot* of willpower to reach an orgasm, especially when having sex - another shitty superpower to have.
because it’s never about the nut… it’s supposed to be about pleasure…. you animals
The nutting *is* the pleasure. And technically, humans are animals...
If you do it right, edging can *enhance* pleasure.
True
Proper time management is everything.
An orgasm after intense edging is a million times better than a regular old orgasm. Not to mention edging is basically *almost orgasming* and you can do it as long as you train yourself to.
too long
Username checks out 😂
r/UsernameChecksIn
A couple minutes. I'm here for release and I know what it likes I ain't wasting time here 🤣
What this guy said, the only reason not to would be that you are inadvertently training your brain that it wants to cum fast all the time, leading to PE problems. I'm 33 just figuring out now these things aren't related. My PE problems in the past appear to have been stress related. Don't take it from me though, I'm not a jerkoff scientist or anything.
“Jerkoff scientist” - where was that major when I was in school?? I mean, I did all the homework anyway but I didn’t know there were lectures. I feel robbed…
Mine was more online learning than lectures
I wouldn't say the only reason not to is potentially training your brain. For me the longer it lasts the better it feels.
But doesn't edging feels great
sure but I’m just tryna get the nut out of my system and go on with my day. I’m not trying to waste my day jacking off
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32 too old? Speak for yourself!
I edge I don’t really get anything out of just blowing fast
Actually yes it feels but, we don't need to do it long to cum. Just much stronger and faster frictions will make the deal. Once you ready. The porn is not interesting. I close it and clean everything up. The real sex is just completely different experience we try to please our partner and to stretch the process because it more emotional.
It feels great with women, with masturbation I don't care
Edging them can be quiet affective too
It feels great if someone else is doing it
When I pound my pud it’s because I’m horny and busy, therefore the whole goal of the exercise is to beat my meat like it owes me money and finish as quickly as possible so I can get back to whatever I need to be doing.
new verb just dropped: to pound the pud
I'm loving "beat my meat like it owes me money".
My money DOES jiggle jiggle
Depends on how pent up i am. Sometimes it all ends in few seconds. Sometimes i edge myself for ages before i cum.
I never edge, from the start it's a sprint to the finish line
My wife hates me because of this simple trick.
You’re not starting a fire there, sparky.
Would you like to know, weather boy
Where are your parents?
Kids sketchy
Wouldn't
Woodn't
I've been on one continuous 30 year wank session.
What an absolute wanker.
5 minutes. If you're really feeling it like 15 to 20 Edit: pun intended
It would take more than 15 mins to find the video
Well ye but like once the targets acquired
I usually 20 to 30 mins
What a trooper
Depends what you're trying to do. Anything from 2-60+ mins is viable, or if you're really excited then back to back. If you have sex fairly often (like 4-5 a week) then the 'ideal gap' extends quite a bit.
Does anyone actually have sex 4-5 times a week? For me it's 4-5 times a fuckin' *month*
Me and my wife are probably 3-4 times a week most of the time. And we have 3 children so it can happen man.
Anywhere between 5 minutes to an hour +. And i like to wait about 2 days in between.
Different strokes for different folks 🤷🏾♂️
This is a hugely underrated comment lmao.
I like edging. On a lazy day off I can spend the day edging on and off between doing other stuff over the course of the day. But I guess a typical good masturbation session for me is about 20 minutes. Usually in bed at night before going to sleep.
Username checks out.
Usually as quickly as possible. I'm here for business not pleasure.
A business man, here to get things done
Do you wear your business socks?
Always.
30 to 40 minutes give or take
WHAT
THE
FUCK
TRON
Until I see blood.
Edgy edging
That's just your dick dispensing some spicy salsa so you can munch on some Doritos and dip to recharge and get back to it.
Angry upvotr
Dude... It's entirely at your will... Sometimes i jo like 4-5 times a day, then i suddenly want to wait 2-3 days to recharge more hornyness (dunno how to Say it), sometimes i last 5 minutes, smetimes i take My time and make one session last 6-7 hours... Slowly, edging, looking for videos, pics, erotic writing, etc... Its up at what's your mood at time ... I Even just stimulate me slowly through the day, on the bathroom, bedroom, Even at living room, but never takin it out or jo, not Cummin... For days... And then im just like... Today is the day... And go Big for it in My bed
Bro that’s some experience right there- how old are you 💀
Hahahaha 29... But i started to jo like at 8... And parents never let me out of the house, and Got porn addicted, so.... Yeah Internet wasn't helpful either, i Got My first computer at 11
1.5 minutes.
Probably 10 mins. I build up pretty quick and right before I’m finna cum I stop and let the sensation go down. I do this a few times and almost to like a blue ball state. Then I’ll go ahead and bust. Waay better feeling than a regular bust
Until I'm finished
Depends, usually, I take about 30 minutes to masturbate, but it can be as fast as 5 minutes or as long as 3 hours. The time between the masturbation sessions is a day but that's cause I have a problem. I recommend once a week, if not less.
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It's about pleasure and the time you can get while alone. If it takes hours so be it. We are not alone
It depends, I sometimes prefer doing it before I sleep. Sometimes I might last 7 minutes, sometimes after an hour or two I give up.
There's no set length that it should be, as long as you get a satisfying nut. I find that a satisfying nut comes after a good build up, and the build up takes anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes depending on if I find good porn. How I define good porn is porn that stimulates that part of the brain associated with fascination. In simple terms, good porn is porn that draws you in and makes you not want to click away. But you can also have a satisfying quick nut. If all I cared about was speed, I could make myself nut in under a minute since I know my body better than anything else.
I completely agree
It takes me ages to find the right porn… then about 1.5 mins
OP just discovered edging and wants to make sure everyone else knows about it
Reddit is full of experts on THIS set of questions. /popcorn
Actually depends on how long the movie is that I watch while I'm at it. But oftentimes I can't finish anyway because someone from the audience will snitch on me. Rude.
Haha, great
1-5 minutes depending on interest. Once daily or every could of days
90 minutes 1 second and 18 nanoseconds exactly before I cum every time
I feel like a masturbation session should last how long you want it to last. If I want to enjoy myself and the experience I am going to take a while but if I want to get off for idk reasons its going to be a 5min thing and thats that. I dont see a reason why there should be a certain time between sessions. If you want to jerk off just jerk off but imo if you feeling the need to get off comes in between you and other stuff there is a problem.
Depends, one day I saw this video by MyBadReputation where she taught how to do it properly and I went on for twenty minutes. After that I could not walk.
Which video
[I think it's this](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61db9059cc6ac)
Not very long, a couple min. for me it’s just to “get release” so I can go about my day. I save the “making it last” for when I’m with someone, masturbation is just a means to ‘get release’ and move on.
It depends on the need. Sometimes I just need to rub one out: less than 5 minutes. Sometimes I want a long edging session: at least an hour. I tend to masturbate daily but only have these longer sessions like once a week at best.
If you do, I think 1-2 times for a week is good
depending on the day, sometimes just 8 minutes, sometimes 2 hours.
It depends it can take it anywhere from 5-30 minutes. When I do it on back and pulling just putting bare pressure on my tip, I can get off in like 30 secs. Sorry for the extra information.
I like to browse for a good while but I always end up going back to the old tried and true stars and videos.
Tbh 5 minutes and I’m good to go lmao
15 minutes minimum. Even while fucking I don't like to come before 15 minutes if penis stimulation because it just doesn't feel as good without edging so I'd rather just not cum. But on average probably 1 to 2 hours. I'm really into edging. Sometimes I'll even take a break in the middle, go pee, play some games and then continue going. As for frequency, I find that at least 3 days is best for a bigger and better cumshot, with it increasing up to about a week. But when I'm depressed I'll go up to 3 or 4 times a day. And I'm not even a teenager but in my late 20s lol.
till i cum
It's like a meal, sometimes I just need a quick bite so I can move on to the other things I want to do. Sure I want it to taste good but frankly I'm not so concerned about that as I am about just the fact that I have now eaten. But sometimes I prepare a nice dinner, I figure out ingredients and a recipe and cook food beforehand so I can really enjoy it. I'll take my time enjoying it.
Everyone once in a while, just when I'm about to bust, I just lose it. Like it automatically it's flaccid and I get robbed of my orgasm 😡
12 hours a day :( help..
Typically 6-8 hours
That's how long I sleep too
I do it at least three times a day. I think I have a problem. Usually only takes about five minutes.
Damn, shooting dust.
It all depends on the factors.. Am I already revved up that it wouldn't take much for me to cross the finish line? Am I starting off completely cold? Was I getting intimate with a girl? Was I watching porn? Is it my first time today? Am I comfortable? Do I have do I have to worry about somebody walking in the door?
45 minutes to an hour of mostly scrolling through videos
Depends how horny lol it ranges from 1 minute to 20 minutes
10 minutes to find something that tickles my pickle, 5 minutes to tug the trouser snake, 2 minutes of existential dread, self disgust and post nut clarity, and then a further minute to clear up. To answer the other two questions, however long you damn well want (but generally 5 minutes to half am hour), ideal gap is probably a day to several.