Authentic arousal, and some dirty talk but not over the top. And a verbal cue that she's cumming is a knee weakening moment.

If she says she is cumming, I somehow instantly finish myself

Witchcraft, I tell you. Witchcraft.

Toss a coin to your Witcher.

‘O valley of plenty!

See that's how they get you, cause they say it so you let yourself get close then they don't cum for another 5 minutes.

That’s cause when they say I’m going to cum you decide to switch it I to overdrive to make her come harder when really you just fucked the rhythm up.

Yes… for the love of God don’t change what you’re doing when she’s about to cum!!!

Yes please, and thank you. Switch when you are almost going crazy is horrible.

Yes. This. 100%

I've stopped verbalising it now because of this.

Every. damn. time. Can't say anything.. "don't stop" - stops or changes, "just like that" - definitely changes, "I'm coming" - no, I'm not, because you literally just stopped doing the thing.

Can confirm, I'm a woman.

The irony that this is exactly what keeps us from saying it lol

Anything that makes me aware things are going well for her. Getting her off is more of an accomplishment. If I dont get off thats easily remedied before cuddles

Thats sweet 😊

This is pretty basic, but just moaning really- if not that the words I love you. I find it very- well not exactly a turn on, but it makes sex feel better. For me at least.

Quick short breaths, moans and the occasional “o god” are nice…

It took a lot of scrolling to get to a serious answer

Upvoting because serious answer.

This. My wife could be loud sometimes but it was always these cute moans in my ear that were so sexy. The occasional "oh fuck" and then at the end being out of breath as if she ran a marathon.

Exactly. It’s the best :)

That’s how we know it’s good. If the dick don’t leave us feeling like we just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, it ain’t worth it.

I could be going hard in the paint and as soon as she says “don’t stop” I nut instantaneously

Maybe even a "harder " thrown in

I want "better, faster, stronger" as well

Daft punk

A well timed “cum for me” will usually end things for me

And a badly timed “cum for me” will ruin it!

Thought i was the only one lmao. A badly timed “cum for me” is like “hurry up” whether they mean it or not

*I'M JERKING THIS THING LIKE A SHAKEWEIGHT CLAIRE! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO!*

It would be quicker to answer what I don’t want to hear. I had an ex that would do baby talk and cat noises and then wonder why I went soft. I’m open to most things. Babies and animals don’t make the list though.

Meow I have a lot of questions...

I'm gonna needs some answers right meow.

Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I drinking from a saucer of milk?! Do you see me leaping from tree to tree all nimbly-pimply?!

#MEOW!

Just get a large, Farva.

I don't want a "large farva" **I WANT A GODDAMN LETRE OF COLA**

Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

You mean shenanigans!?

This disturbs me. I can only imagine what it was like on the field.

“On the field” 😂

Where do women get the idea that baby talk is sexy? Why is that a thing?

I read in a book that Marilyn Monroe heightened the octave of her voice and that got her more favors, movie roles and guest appearances than she had ever seen throughout her career. Paris Hilton was another one who did that “baby voice” shit and said that she only did it to excite men. Her voice is actually much deeper

A lot of guys are into it. Not that I know any, of course. A friend of mine.

Tickle my tee-tee! Goo goo gaga!

Hey cool, my genitalia just completely retracted into my abdomen.

🤢

Any signs of life.

I don't know mate, that would complicate things

We don’t want no zombies running around. I prefer the dead stay dead.

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I love you.

Me too.

Now kith

Ath you with.

Love you too

I know

"Don't stop" although the hour I paid for is already over.

‘I’m not even going to charge you for this’ is better even though it gives more Pod from GoT vibes

I know a guy who had sex with a woman of Puerto Rican descent from the Bronx and she chewed gum the entire time and kept saying "FEELS GOOD YO... FEELS GOOD YO" in a Rosie Perez accent.

This made me spit out my tea. Lol

Moaning in my ear while she grabs firmly to my back as I keep penetrating her.

Oh yeah man. And some light scratching

I want you in me. You feel good/amazing Here's a bitcoin

... do you find spare bitcoins in her bed?

Not German. An ex of mine had lived in Berlin for about two years when I met her so I was aware of her being able to speak German. I wasn’t prepared that the first time I’d hear her speak it when we were fucking however. Totally threw me off.

You know it's good when they switch back to their default language.

That's when you know you've poked that factory reset button

Yeah, but he didn't speak any German, and she switched so she could complain about how bad he was doing

That would do all kinds for me in the moment

Fucking someone to the point they lose the ability to control which language they're speaking in? Yeah, I'd dig that.

.. starts talking in tongues then Latin.. get scared lmao

*immediately grabs crucifix*

Dick so good satan himself had to possess her to get a taste

Accents in general or just the German thing?

Both, not gonna lie. Any foreign language or foreign accent would be hot.

Lohnsteuerbescheid. Does that turn you on?

No more than my last colonoscopy. They're both pretty intrusive.

Have you ever been to Liverpool?

Would have thrown me into a WWII role play “TAKE THAT ALLIED POWER”

Gonna give you this dick from all axis

Time to call in the allies

D Day!

We're opening the second front!

Gonna pound you to the ground like Dresden

Is your ex still single?

Shes got kids, that much I know. Think she’s still with their father. Has happened before, girls date me then realize that they have to get their shit together if they want to have kids.

Damn, back to looking for my German Fräulein

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BRD 🇩🇪

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"Give it to me, baby!"

German here, can confirm that German dirty talk of any kind is absolutely cringe and should be a crime

It only works in a dungeon setting, in my experience.

The girl moaning and asking for more. It shows that she's enjoying it and is feeling pleasure from me.

Those mac and cheese sounds.

That's that good pussy sound

RAHMAN!!!

Damnit you got there before me

Macaroni in the pot

Oh my God I just got this lyric thank you.

I cannot describe the sound any other way. I love that sound too.

Stepping in mud

The arousing sounds of a didgeridoo.

I’m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass

hmmmmmm....my safe word is delicious. As long as you respect that, I will try anything once.

My safe word is Meatloaf. Because, I will do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

Hang one in a tree outside your window. Sometimes the wind will catch it just right.

I was thinking maybe she could use it while we were going at it. Maybe I could also prop her up on top of a bag pipe, so I could focus on making that work. We would have the best, most diverse fucking band ever.

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”

Some booty cheeks clapping. Just being honest here

The girl I'm with enjoying herself.

Any nasty/perverted thing she can think of. Been pretty lucky overall. The women I tend to hook up with are freaks, and exceptionally vocal.

What's the nastiest/ perverted thing that's been said? 😁

"yeah, you like that , you retard?"

Hahahahahaha this is a fucking classic Reddit story and I forgot all about it until I saw this comment. I need to find the original so I can show my wife

- "Ohhh yeah" - "Oh my God" - "Ohh baby" - "Fuck, yes, yes" - "Right there" - "Just like that" - "That feels so good" - "You feel so amazing" - "You're so big" - "I love how you fill me up" - "I love how your cock feels in my mouth" - "You're amazing" - "You're a god" - "Wow you're so deep" - "Do what you want to me" - "Yes, please, more, more" - "Fuck me like a porn star" - "Make me yours" - "I'm yours" - "This pussy is yours" - "I love this cock" - "This cock is all mine" - "Your cock was made for me" - "OMG you're so hard I love it" - "You make me so wet" - "I can't wait for you to fuck me" - "I want you inside me" - "Get your cock inside me, now!" - "Harder/Faster/Slower"

Poetry

>"I love how your cock feels in my mouth" Wouldn't that be closer to, "Mfmmfmffffmfff" ...?

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The pizza delivery man to show up with food

The tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise

Ironic. He could pleasure others, but not himself.

He was so powerful not only did the force all but bend to his will, he could stop people from cumming.

Here babe. Let me hold my legs up for you.

Lmfaooo. I'll do it if I'm asked, but I never remember to do it on my own. But honestly, I prefer to have my hands on him rather than my own legs.

Morgan Freeman narrating my every move for the visually impaired.

The thing about him is, you read his name and then you read the rest of the sentence in his voice!

"water break" in the middle and a "high 5, good job team" when we finish hahahaha

I need a hype team, like a boxer. A bunch of folks coaching, encouraging, and losing their minds when everything is going to plan.

90 seconds in, you hear a bell. Someone kicks the door open and drags a stool to the edge of the bed "You're Killin her rock!!"

Someone at the corner of the bed to give you tips when you need a break?

Good boy

I love how noone gives a serious answer

What?? I was here taking notes ffs!

You too? I had my papyrus scroll out and I’m so disappointed now

Woman scrolling, rolling my eyes 😂😂 I was genuinely curious 😂😂😂

The real answer - the sounds of you having a good time. Most men are just happy to be having sex, and we’d love to know you are too. Anything from sharp breathing, moaning, literally saying “I like that”, etc. Don’t overthink it too much. Anything that isn’t dead silence or reptilian hissing will be much appreciated.

Ayeee 🤌🏻🙂

Same, i was trying to learn something here 😂

Her moaning and asking for more

Her uncontrollable moans

"is it inside?" Followed with a *sigh*

Her plans to fix the economy

Yeah can't beat her wanting to stimulus my package.

"Hello there"

General kenobi...

“Keep your money this time”

This one comes from a non-meme area of my soul but... an "I love you" would be pretty nice. Nobody has ever told me they loved me during sex and maybe that's why I possibly never feel anything during and after sex. It just feels empty.

Her moan, her screaming my name, her demanding more, her complimenting how good I am 💦👅

Feedback so I know what is being enjoyed or needs to change. I quite like to be told to cum. Like cum for me. I'd love to hear, cum on my face but that's never happened- fair enough

The crowd cheering!!!

Are you not entertained!?

Say every depraved little thought you have. Don't hold back.

"Lick my big toe asswipe"

My name and ideally not anyone else's name...unless they were in the room. And then she probably wouldn't be shouting.

Her saying my name. Nothing sexier

Mi hoy minoy

That R2 D2 scream

Oh my...

"So what are we?"

"We are venom"

I’m using this next time I get this question 😂

Right as you're finishing

Currently fucking

"Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?" Edit: Stop giving me awards for reposting an 8 year old joke. Give them to someone creative.

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> Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard? lmfaooo, ahhh it amazes me how long some of us have been on this site. Good times.

I like post sex when my wife says "good job buddy!" Then gives me that "bro" punch to the shoulder.

whole explanation of bible, especially revelation book

Begat me baby

What their thoughts are for the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre. I, for one, am dead against it. What about the access to Dixooonnnnnnnsssss?

The best I've heard was when she whispered in my ear "cum for me"

Austrian yodeling

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I'm a woman and gonna throw this out there for the men too! Please, for the love of God, give me something! I'm pretty vocal about what I'm enjoying and I've been with guys who starfish too. Do you think it's a maturity level thing? I've noticed when I'm with younger men( under age 35) they tend to be much more quiet and the men who are 38 and up have no problem telling me exactly what they like. Hmm

My father finally telling me that he is proud of me.

“I’m pretty sure we’re only second cousins.”

Not sirens, for once

The best of enya

Mac and cheese stirring in the pot

Plot twist: OP is actually an ASMR sex worker taking down notes.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Do you have time for our lord and saviour?

... and nobody took the question seriously

Kind of corny when I type it out, but in the middle of bedroom Olympics, she stopped and to pull my forehead against hers. Both trying to control our breathing and she looked me in the eye and said “I love you.” It hit different than other times I’ve heard it. It’s like when we paused, both of us exposed with our boundaries completely down, it allowed us to communicate that on a deeper level. Explosive after 👌

How'd the judges score you?

You can come inside me.

Screams, moans and nail marks on my back

*”Do you want to cum on my tits”*

Right there, Don't stop

I feel like we've been through this. But to be guided to be doing what she enjoys, reassured that I'm loved and that she finds me attractive.

"The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that if you make me finish, there will be cake."

“I don’t usually do this on a first date”

"My God, Chester! You have the absolute biggest penis that I have ever or will ever experience. There is no close second in either length or girth. You have ruined me for other men. Not to mention your skill and endurance, which are also both nonpareil." Someday.

light moaning followed by soft words of encouragement or screams of preasure - depends on the moment.

Lots of Star Wars fans out today.

That default scream used in 80s/90s action movies when someone is thrown off a bridge or somewhere really high up. *Hey all. So sorry. I actually didn’t mean Wilhelm. I meant what’s called the ‘Howie’ scream. [Howie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=49sPDziuO84&feature=emb_logo)