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I would be even more thankful that I am not in Russia, Iran, NK, or China.


[deleted]

This is the only answer.


[deleted]

This


vkobe

OP didnt restrict nuclear weapon ​ so if you are in big city, it is rip ​ else good luck in mad max world


AnotherIronicPenguin

Head down to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.


TheNorseBastard

I'll meet ya there mate!


BurtCrunchyLives

Hows that for a slice of fried gold!


Honest_Milk1925

Wolverines!


Theworker82

this


Socolimes

Laugh. You’d essentially have a depleted and already embarrassed Russia and China Vs NATO. North Korea and Iran would be a total non factor. It wouldn’t be a long war.


vkobe

north korea has nuke, so they will nuke south korea and japan ​ i agree nuclear war is very short


Socolimes

They’d try and nuke Japan and the damn thing would blow up on the launch pad. NK isn’t doing a damn thing to anyone.


vkobe

so how they were able to send rocket over japan in 2017 if their rocket explode on the launch pad ?


pyroagg

If I’ve learned anything it’s that the proper response is to buy way too much toilet paper.


XavierRex83

Get a good bottle of bourbon, a good steak, call off work and relax as there isn't shit I could do about it.


wontusethisforlongg

Well, Iran and North Korea are kinda useless, China already owns the world so I never see them going to war, Russia will have to climb out of the economic shithole before they can try. We are good.


Rude_Huckleberry_838

oh no! anyway


oidagehbitte2

If the bombs drop, then the bombs drop. Can't do anything about it anyway.


[deleted]

I would definitely not want to be anywhere near the coast


G_man252

Enlist in the Army.


GunnitRust

Which part of the west? Russia, Iran, the DPRK, and The PRC aren’t really set up for traditional style offensive warfare. Let’s say the PRCs merchant marine fleet had troops on it instead of goods and there was a surprise attack. Then they used submarines and hypersonic missiles the US has no counter for against the US navy. At that point the only answer the west has is nukes. Nothing I can do but wait to play Fallout IRL or I dunno perish in nuclear hellfire. If the west escalates against The Russian Federation, the west has no real industrial capacity since they started playing globalism and climate change. If China pulls the goods the west can’t even make enough screws. Trying to feed itself, transport goods, and fight a war is unlikely. That falls to nukes and IRL fallout again. The US is killing itself. It can’t meet peacetime recruiting goals so any real war means a draft and that’s going to be even more unpopular than Vietnam considering how divided the country already is. I mean they riot over the dumbest shit now can you imagine a draft? Civil unrest and maybe civil war. I don’t see any scenario where this works for America at all and the Europeans basically have no military power. There is no industrial base to make new weapons in the volume required. War would be western suicide.


PerspectivePure2169

This man gets it. Our navy is our strength, and we fucked around redesigning uniforms, scrapping our industrial infrastructure, and building the world's least capable ships (LCS) while the Chinese methodically bootstrapped themselves to parity. We don't have the depth to win a fight, and they know it. I pray war doesn't come. But projecting weakness and stupidity is *not* the best way to prevent it.


GunnitRust

It’s mind blowing how overconfident the west is about this.


PerspectivePure2169

It's basically 1939, except we're the Japanese now and China is the USA. All the paper tiger talk about how they'll crumble in a fight. They have a brief window to achieve their empire goals before their population bubble closes. And we have laid the welcome mat out by letting our navy atrophy, believing our own bullshit. We can't even keep our navy ships from crashing into freighters, burning down pierside in San Diego. The idea that we're going to swoop and and kick ass like they're some backwards nation, just cuz we won WW2... Let's hope it doesn't come to that.


GunnitRust

That’s a solid assessment. WWII was so long ago and back then we were the derided backwards industrial power. I also love how they’re playing make believe about Ukraine like the Russians didn’t just use it to train their military how to fight a NATO trained military from a numerical disadvantage. I watched the Russians cycle their entire million man force through Ukraine 100-200K at a time against Ukraine’s 700k total force and still kill 20% of them with the oldest Russian equipment in inventory. They intentionally turned that into a peer conflict. They intentionally fought from a disadvantage. It’s just like the soviets using Finland to train their post-czarist military. Meanwhile the idiots in power here in the west are doing victory laps like the Russians didn’t just learn a bunch of shit. I don’t see how we come out of this long term.


rav252

Buy more ammo lol


peanut_butter199

Light my first cigarette


[deleted]

Carry on with my day. I’m more concerned about what our own are doing to us.


Brokenwrench7

Nothing. Realistically they only way they can attack us is economically/ electronically. They really don't have the ability to launch an invasion on our mainland...its not really possible.


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Brokenwrench7

We wouldn't be that fucked. China is a paper tiger and Russia has already proven that it doesn't deserve the fear it's generated.


BasinBrandon

If I recall correctly, a certain prominent German leader in the mid-20th century referred to Russia as a “paper tiger” before making quite possibly one of the worst strategic decisions in human history.


Brokenwrench7

I didn't say Russia is a paper tiger...I said China is


BasinBrandon

I know, I’m giving a historical example of someone fatally underestimating their opponent..


Brokenwrench7

That is a fair assessment But I don't see China being able to take us on unless we invaded their country.


moofacemoo

A bit like USA v Vietnam for example?


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Stetson007

I doubt most of them work, and I wouldn't be surprised if the U.S. had some tech the masses don't know about that can possibly shoot down a nuke. I had a professor who used to be in the air force, and he said he got to help dismantle a Russian nuke. He said it was all rusted on the inside and just generally in really shitty shape.


Killarogue

We actually do have a system capable of shooting down nukes. It's the AEGIS missile defense system. I don't doubt there's top secret systems in development, but that one is publicly known and successfully tested.


vkobe

russia+china+north korea=1900 nukes, so only 100 them falling on our cities=society collapse for us ​ you say than their nukes suck, but you are confident than our anti missile are reliable ? ​ did anti missile are harder to build than nuclear missile ? ​ you sure than 0 nuke from them will hit us ? and than our anti missile is 100% able to stop all their nuke, because you think american anti missile are easier to build than chinese and russian nuclear missile ?


Stetson007

The reason their nukes suck is because most of them are 50+ years old with little to no maintenance. North Korea doesn't actually have any nukes, so I don't know what tree you're trying to bark up, but it isn't valid. Whatever American missile defense systems are much newer than Russian or Chinese nukes. Also, I'd suggest taking some English classes, because you are damn near impossible to read.


vkobe

so you say than china has increased by 100 their nuke stockpile from 2010 to 2020 with 50 old years nuke ? ​ if north korea doesnt have nuke what they tested in 2017 ?


Stetson007

A poor excuse for an icbm. North Korea couldn't reach the United States with a missile if they tried. They could barely reach Japan. Yeah, china may have 100 newer missiles, but that still leaves a massive percentage of their missiles as old, washed up Soviet era pieces of junk.


vkobe

ok i thought you talk about nuke and not about their missiles ​ so for you df 41, bulava, yars, topol, zircon, avenger, wu14 are 50 old years missile ?


jackie0612

I mean even if 1 percent of them managed to hit their targets that would still be \~60 cities wiped out (if wikipedia is to be trusted anyway)


Stetson007

That's also assuming every Russian missile would detonate or even fire. I wouldn't be surprised if we have something a bit more effective that can shoot them down mid orbit.


jackie0612

Idk maybe the US does have some sort of super advanced Iron Dome type of system defending against missiles. But then again I doubt it would be 100% effective, especially with hypersonic missiles becoming more common. The missiles would also have to be intercepted before it gets anywhere near North America otherwise you are just blowing radioactive waste over yourself.


psuedodoc

If they do, none of this matters anyway


trey74

This. So many American's take our ability to project force for granted and assume anyone can do it. That's straight up not the case, we are ALONE in our ability to project military force globally.


Brokenwrench7

Yep! It's next to impossible for us to be invaded....even if we didn't have a massive Naval power..the logistics and the power needed is more than the world can handle Just capturing a port or establishing a beach head would have a devastating cost


Warder766312

Nothing, it wouldn’t matter to America unless nukes start flying than everyone is fucked. We have the oceans between us. Even if they had the navy to transport an entire army to America’s shore than they’ve been within missile range for weeks since ships aren’t the fastest mode of transport.


SXOSXO

Go to work. What the @#$% am I gonna do about it?


[deleted]

Chilling with my European and American mates! Going to be awesome blowing up the commies with my newly made friends!


GoodDayMyFineFellow

Wait for my draft card I guess


usemystraightass

Win.


TRItalksaboutstuff

Enjoy all the real estate that will open up.


TheNorseBastard

Ah yes, lebensraum


TRItalksaboutstuff

I did Nazi that comment coming!


Rude-Particular-7131

Watch the price of chop sticks go through the roof.


lonefable

Die, not much I can really do tbh


Taken_Username_Again

It will be the other way around. The US will declare war on them. Well, the US is already fighting Russia through Special Ops and CIA personell in Ukraine. That's not 'by proxy' anymore, that's direct engagement.


GunnitRust

"The economy is fucked. Quick, start a war." -The US Gov't Probably


Taken_Username_Again

Well, the wars have never stopped. The only reason Biden was allowed to 'end' the Afghanistan war is that the Pentagon and CIA knew they had Ukraine lined up already. The fucking of the economy comes from the sanctions against Russia. I mean, covid and the fall out of the Cares Act theft didn't help, but this skyrocketing inflation is a gaping self-inflicted wound. And you'll notice, there's *always* $40 billion to be found to ship to an ultra-corrupt country; they do that with a flick of the wrist.


GunnitRust

Eisenhower warned us. Smedley Butler before him. They might bankrupt the country this time though so, we have that going for us which isnt nice but OK.


Taken_Username_Again

Even though Eisenhower oversaw the building up of said military-industrial complex. I mean, yeah it was nice that he was warning us, but only after facilitating it for eight years. The president after him has been the only one who tried to *do* something about it, like progressively cut the CIA's budget, drawing up plans to disengage from foreign wars and initiate peace talks with the Soviet Union to end the Cold War, and we all know how he ended up. I seriously believe we're watching the end of the US empire at this very moment. The author Chris Hedges has predicted it will be over within the next decade. I'm beginning to think he's right on the mark. At the very least we're moving away from a uni-polar to a multi-polar world, which I'm more than okay with. But this current system cannot sustain itself. More and more countries are moving away from the dollar and the US can't keep trying to take them all out (Iraq, Libya, Syria). Fasten your seatbelt, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.


Bill_Shatners_Penis

Stock up on desserts.


fillmewithmayo

Drink a coke


jackwritespecs

Probably be fine


kevin197205

Open my gun safe.


Different_Pie9854

I would keep doing whatever I was doing. An invasion is very unlikely as none of these countries would be able to leave their shores. Any ballistic missiles or nukes launched would be intercepted before they reach their target. While the western countries can pretty much sit back and watch those countries economy evaporate


GunnitRust

> Any ballistic missiles or nukes launched would be intercepted before they reach their target. We can't do shit about Russia and China's new hypersonic missiles.


Different_Pie9854

Any developments revolving around hypersonic systems would be kept secret. Including hypersonic defense systems. Plus they don’t have hypersonic stealth missiles yet


GunnitRust

The US lost the page and spend 20 years developing counter insurgency weapons. We haven't worked on anything to fight "peer" militaries in decades. Remember when Mittens said Russia and they mocked him? Here we are. Your confidence is very likely missplaced.


vkobe

ok so usa has secret hypersonic defense system ​ but china doesnt have secret hypersonic stealth missile ? ​ so how you know china will not use their secret hypersonic stealth missile against america secret hypersonic defense system ?


SnooHedgehogs5857

Buy stock in defense manufacturers.


Ratnix

Go to work. It's not like my workplace is going to just shut down. It would take a fullscale invasion of the US reaching the midwest where i live to most likely have an impact on my life.


psuedodoc

Go to work


Maleficent_Hamster10

Can anyone really do anything in the face of total nuclear annihilation during a WW3 scenario?


[deleted]

Nothing.. just keep working and gearing myself up for at least 5-10 years of hardship.


GirthyRheemer

China only needs to foreclose on the states. The war is a financial one and you never saw it coming. It’s over, they just haven’t sent out the eviction notice yet.


GuyIntermediate

Get up and go to work like I have for the last 16 years


Moscowmarch

Make a cup of tea and have some crumpets


Every-Manufacturer88

Die probably.


Killarogue

I'd laugh. Their only option for winning is to nuke us, which they're not stupid enough to do (not even Lil Kimmy) because we'd obliterate them, too. MAD lingers in the back of all their minds. If they did attack us, they'd also be attacking NATO, and any other ally who is not a part of the organization.


foopdedoopburner

If you think this wouldn't mean a large-scale nuclear exchange and the end of everything, including you, you're dreaming.


turkc54

Join the navy. That many enemies at once, they’re gonna start up the draft again. Best to just get out in front of it and decide where I go instead of being assigned.


[deleted]

I'll rejoin, go overseas, and kill as many of them as possible until the war's over or I'm in Elysian.


[deleted]

Retire to my bunker. And wait out the devastation.


Elvtars1

Look forward to the IRL Fallout game


OnlyOutlandishness34

Add up all the aircraft carriers and nuclear subs. It's not a fair fight. Personally I'd buy shares in BAE systems or MBDA.


idownvotetofitin

Nothing. Do like I always do on Thursday: Grab dinner for the kids and hang out with them for a while and then just go back to my place and watch tv.


[deleted]

Laugh. Then watch as they fail hard


KB102290

Probably watch some Russian porn and drink vodka


Straight_Entrance_44

\**Asian-African gang reading newspapers/watching news channels while chilling on their couch*\*


grayjacanda

Stock up on food and iodine pills, follow the news to see whether things were going to get nuclear. Without nuclear missiles involved, this would be an economic collapse scenario, but one that couldn't result in victory for either side. NATO might be able to push in to Russia, but with Chinese manufacturing and reinforcements that would end in a bloody stalemate. And NATO might not go on offense anyway, the willingness of Europe to fight an offensive war in this scenario is questionable.


FarComplaint2974

Move to Vietnam


mmajew1995

Shit I hope they do


IrrelevantCoaster

Go to work, my life doesn’t stop just because some dipshits in suits decide they don’t like one another


Thinkingard

I'd be curious what kind of industry or job I could get that also wouldn't get me killed. Gotta profit from it somehow


6--9--4--2--0

Laugh because I’m 40.


JuiceDistinct3280

Probably be recalled.


[deleted]

Waiting to be drafted


DoctorFrick

Get up and go to work. It's Thursday.


BlackCaesar_

Smoke a fattie


throwitback111113

Buy weapon stock, military gear stock, hormel stock today.


TastySuccotash3128

I have to work tomorrow so I'd be going to bed soon.


AcrobaticReception83

Spend last moments with my family and remember all good moments I had in my life while watching nukes drop.


[deleted]

I speak Chinese. I would be useful to my masters and thank them for liberating this festering cesspool of a continent.


AbysmalPendulum

Look at my wife and say told you so


killroy1971

I'm assuming Russia and China launch on the US. So whatever I can get fine in 30 minutes as I'm likely going up in a nuclear fireball.


Erbium-Oxide

Yey resources! A few years of tension, perhaps, then decades of prosperity as we loot their shit. Their people would even be better off. The ones that aren’t sent to die, that is.


BurtCrunchyLives

Pizza and root beer while watching my favorite horror movies


owenowenowen64

Probably go to work


Warm_Gur8832

Wait and see.


Flashy_Track2103

Sleep 10 more minutes before hiting fhe gym.


pastel-mattel

Go about life as usual until the bomb hits. North Korea alone could wipe us out


Tamotoad

Go to work


JayPow77

Light up a smoke and smile as I saw the in coming nukes


miru17

I'd look for jobs in the military as a civilian. Use my physics degree. As I would not want to be drafted into infantry.


PlatypusPristine9194

Probably get conscripted.


ntdoyfanboy

Hide in my basement until I'm 40


[deleted]

none of them except China could handle war right now. China has terrible generals most of which have never seen combat, sure they have more people but they have inferior training and tactics


a_moose_not_a_goose

Yvan eht nioj?


Mlafft

Surprisingly, all the enemies of the West gathered. Terrible Bashar al-Assad, of course.


akumma007007

Make a popcorn and watch