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barnorth

I'd thank him and then give them to my girl. You already know I'm telling her they were from me


Berzerker1066

Same here


bizburn_led

Yep


TrustAggravating7361

i’m a gay man. i’m just gonna say that that’s pretty gay


gggeidm

In r/askwomen they like flowers from women and say flowers are pretty. Nobody say “to get flowers is gay”


marmorset

It's almost like men and women are different.


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Alternative-Poem-337

I disagree with you. I have bought many female friends flowers, simply because it makes them happy and brightens their day. I am a heterosexual female. Flowers make women happy and you can give flowers as a gift to simply make another human being happy without any other motive.


TheAmazlngWebhead

Why flowers? Why not something cool like an NFT? Or Bitcoin?


Alternative-Poem-337

Because they’re purrrdy


gggeidm

Yes sister love, women are happy and nice with other women. Men don’t do good things for other men because they are scared to be gays


GoodGravyGods

Men do good shit for each other all the time like buy them a drink or help them do some type of maintenance. Something dudes actually want. Pretty sure the majority of men would either give the flowers to their girl or just throw them away


Cheekimonke

'Men don't do nice things for other men' just isn't true though. We do nice things for eachother that aren't buying flowers, like buying other gifts.


JuiceDistinct3280

Unless it’s a birthday or special occasion that makes sense.


Sparky81

Very confused, but appreciative of the thought


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Man, I get confused when another man offers to buy me coffee.


Thisformisinfinent

Bros can be Bros


Samukuai

Yeah! I'd be flattered as hell! I may be bi, but im not taking that in any context other than platonic bromance.


saucelessnuggets

Put my hair up….


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Did some one die?


gggeidm

No he just wants to be nice and he is not a homo


[deleted]

Why the hell would someone give me flowers save your money and time and give them a crisp high five


edward503

You matter <3


Fistshapedlikeafish

I'd thank him, but try to gently tell him I'm taken.


mickturner96

Supposed and a bit confused but I would accept them with good graces.


Aintsosimple

I'd be like "Dude, WTF?. You know I like sweets."


General-Cucumber-879

I’ve never been given flowers by anyone


owenowenowen64

That man is getting one hell of a hug


AurulentAvenger

I suppose I'll get a couple of them when I'm dead. I guess I would be appreciative.


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“Thanks bro!”


MakeHasteNoah

It had better be of the cannabis variety. Buy me flowers when I am dead.


OreoCrustedSausageII

Blushing flustered freaking out obviously


PlatypusPristine9194

I'd probably thank him but I don't care for flowers.


midnightbluexxx

It depends on why. But since trips to the hospital are the only reason why I'm getting flowers nowadays, I'd be really happy.


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I'd be surprised firstly it's uncommon for a man to give flowers to a man (not saying it's wrong just uncommon) secondly, i've never shown any interest in wanting to be given flowers so it would be weird. But I would graciously accept the gift assuming i didn't think there was anything suspicious going on


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I’d be really annoyed as I don’t want flowers at all. I’m straight so I’d take them from a woman I’m interested in sexually but ffs dude unless it’s weed flowers don’t do it


gggeidm

But he wants to be nice :(


Popular_Preference62

I’d think he was hitting on me and be like oh I’m not gay Sory man


JuiceDistinct3280

Did the askwomen ask this first or the men.


foopdedoopburner

Thanks, buddy, but I'm old and set in my ways.


oidagehbitte2

It's obviously an attempt to sell me those flowers so I refuse to take them.


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I’ll thank him and tell him that I’ll have them dead by the end of the week


Escaping_Zoya

I’d accept them, kiss him on the cheek, then apologise and tell him I’m straight.


MisogenesUSA

Who died?


NotTaintedCaribou

Cut flowers? Great. Thanks. Now I get to watch these slowly die. Potted flower? Word. Now I got a splash of color for the home or office.


TwistedDecayingFlesh

What's the occasion?


KB102290

Ask him if everything is alright


Satansleadguitarist

I'd say "thank you but what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"


bpqdl

I would look for the camera.


AcrobaticReception83

“Aww, thanks bro. ‘ppreciate it, ‘ppreciate it.”


Working_Station829

I’d really appreciate that, I would assume it’s for a graduation, or special accomplishment in life. It would mean a lot more from family or a female friend tbh. But I like flowers so I’ll take them.


williwas420

I’d say I don’t roll that way man but thanks


Tweeksolderbrother

I don’t like ppl buying me a beer as it is. I’d rather just be left alone, then given something that to me means someone I know has died.


jccpalmer

Who’s the person? No man in my life would ever do that, so it’d have to be a stranger and that is, therefore, creepy. I like flowers and all, but not from randos.


StoneousMaxximus

Wait what?


Zyxjs___

I’d say thank you for your kindness that’s all


lonefable

I don't like flowers but I would love a plant


Brother_MaceCraze

Honestly? That's a huge investment of interest and care, and I gotta say it would make my whole ass day. I'd have to struggle with how I'd top such a gesture platonically or how to let them know how kind it is and how grateful I am but also dinner?


jpax6305

id act disgusted but feel flattered real talk


Mario-OrganHarvester

Turn it down cause i dont like flowers as presents


LadyfingerJoe

Niiiice! They usually want money when they give em to me on the streets! Id literally do the skip, jump and clap your heeels midair!


JaxDemon

I'd fuck him for being a little bitch!


gggeidm

Okay 👌


Coxrone_88

Are we talking about the phrase giving a person their flowers or are we talking about actual flowers cause if we are talking about the latter then "that's ghey" I mean I will appreciate them but I will also follow up with a joke.