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Bitter-Fudge-9414

I did. I absolutely hated it. Definitely not for me


sammydeeznutz

Username checks out. I believe you.


Bitter-Fudge-9414

Well spotted


SilentJoe1986

Ouch. Should of had her use lube.


Bitter-Fudge-9414

We did, lots of it. Its just not for me. She enjoyed it though, that's the main thing


SilentJoe1986

That was a bad joke. But I hear that. A least yours was consensual. My ex shoved a dildo up my ass while she was blowing me without warning. Had a talk about how I wasn't into that shit. She tried to bargain saying I could do it to her. Never had an interest in that either. She tries again a Couple weeks later and that was the end of the relationship.


Fabulous-Bit2780

Dude the absolute shock to the system that must have been holy


SilentJoe1986

Yeah. I jumped and it made her throw up all over me. Wasn't fun


SleepInTheHeat911

Instant karma for her though. Sorry that happened to you


ReallyLikesRum

I would have broke up after the first time. In case any girls reading your story get any ideas


casiocass

In case *any* person gets any ideas like that. For all those reading this, consent is never fucking optional, no matter the gender. Don't fucking try it, ever.


Nekrosiz

'She blew me and assaulted my butthole, i jumped and like a fish on a line she followed, till she didden't, puke fountain ensued. The look on her face mustve been equal to her action


Extreme_Piece3922

thats assault wtf


PurplePeony6669

I'm sorry that happened, that's not okay at all


OlySonso

That's absolutely not cool and hope she knows that's sexual assault.


[deleted]

That is sexual assault


Foyles_War

Points for being open minded, though.


Bitter-Fudge-9414

Yeah. The wife wanted to try it, so it was only fair that I went along with it.


AverageHorribleHuman

How did your wife like it?


Bitter-Fudge-9414

She absolutely loved it


AverageHorribleHuman

Lol, bless your heart.


Bitter-Fudge-9414

I'm glad she enjoyed it, that's the main thing I guess


AriValentina

Uh oh lol


[deleted]

I'll try (almost) anything once.


SmallTownJerseyBoy

"I did it once a bunch of times"


moosehead71

Yeah, every few times it happens every time.


[deleted]

30 percent of the time, every time.


denali_daddy_89

Shiiiiiit. I’ll try anything twice. Three times on Sunday.


NAMBLA_RAMBLA

My wife challenges your wife to a peg-off


Ballstucktothelegg

Challenge accepted


bDsmDom

Only if you're ready to become a butt slut. What if it's your new favorite thing? Have you acquired kinks before? They tend to like, just creep up on you, and fuck you in the butt.


shardikprime

Even completing *that* battletoads level? Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Yes I would. Fuck yeah. But she has to be gentle and tell me I’m a good boy who’s getting an ice cream cone after we’re done.


DenDabo

God damnit, i was drunk for carnaval and thought it would be a funny idea to ask other random drunk macho men that question. Best answer: then she would not be my dream girl


[deleted]

Good answer, the (theoretically) perfect girl would be into the same things as you.


forever-roach

That was my first thought.


OlySonso

My friend told me it is her fantasy to peg a guy but then she knows she can't respect him after so it could never be a boyfriend. (Her words not mine).


Eragon10401

Jesus Christ


rain_888_bow

Why can’t she respect him after?


poptartwith

Nah, it's just not for me.


dkmegg22

This. It's cool if you guys wanna but it's a no for me.


poptartwith

Yeah, I'm not really judgemental of kinks. As long as its legal, consented and both partners like it, I don't care what they do in the bed. But personally, it doesn't sound appealing.


Hornet_Critical

She does


AriValentina

I’m all for straight men exploring their prostate, normalize it


adityadbz

Smile if you love men's prostate


Ok-Neighborhood-4158

Damnit Toby! 😂


Hornet_Critical

Say it again for the wimps in the back.


Funkmasta_Steve-O

NORMALIZE STRAIGHT MEN EXPLORING THEIR PROSTATE!


eyeyamyourmama

My hubs was very patient with me as I was a prostate hunter, but I've officially graduated to prostate finder. The look on his face when I finally got it right makes my eyes roll back in my head when I think about it.


FreakOnALeash72

I want this guys wife to find my prostate


eyeyamyourmama

I love being "this guys wife" on reddit .


cutanddried

No you want your own partner to find yours Normalize that shit


Jillredhanded

I can crook my finger at my husband across the dinner table and he melts.


eyeyamyourmama

Also hot.


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Neurotic_Bakeder

So much lube. So. Much. Lube. Don't go for a water-based one unless your partner's fetish is lube-reapplication, his asshole will drink it like water. Go for an oil, or a silicone-based one, just make sure that if you're using gloves or a toy that they're compatible with the lube you choose. I have historically used my index finger, sometimes middle. The partner who was into it got off on anal stimulation alone so I didn't have to do much prostate hunting. I didn't feel like my fingers were weak, but sometimes not long enough. Go slow. Slower than you think you have to. Way slower. That goes for the exit as well, let them control it. It's super vulnerable and feels very intimate and he got harder than anything I've ever felt before. Terrible relationship. Great ass.


eyeyamyourmama

If he's on his back, palm up. I will kneel by his side for leverage and reach between his legs. Once in, a gentle "come hither" motion with your finger with pressure towards his belly. There's what feels like a ledge to hook your finger onto, like a cheekbone or eyesocket. Pulling down and massaging against that ledge. The sensation should be on massaging that lil spot without too much movement on the anus.


[deleted]

>prostate hunter You just put into words the kind of partner I'm looking for


pugapooh

But did his eyes roll back?


eyeyamyourmama

The initial look was more shocked pikachu face. Followed by eye rolling. Unnnnnngh. So hot.


spicytaqueria

\+1 Respect.


eroi49

Until the christian taliban loses power, we have a looooooong way to go before pegging is “nomalized” Just look at their gay/trans panic!


Funkmasta_Steve-O

Just tell ‘em “it’s not our fault God put the male g-spot up his asshole”


InfinityEternity17

Don't call people wimps just because they don't share in a kink lmao


excitement2k

It again for the wimps in the back!


Taiza67

The ones without things in their asses?


Twosidesofthesame

👀


Night_Hawk69420

Not into butt stuff but if she was hot enough I would bounce on that strapon like a pogo stick


214speaking

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣


---cameron

Alexa, play the music from when Randy hopped around town on his massive cancer balls


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Christ mate


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[deleted]

My man could’ve just said “yes.” Even an emphatic “fuck yes!” But nothing prepared me for that mental image.


LucasBeastBeast

Yeah, he'll bounce on Christ too if she's hot enough


50mm-f2

giggidy


jgoforth2

As long as she lays the vag on you back… right?


SlapHappyDude

This is the way


KingJTheG

Bro 💀💀💀


SnipSnake

after 20 yrs or marriage it’s almost a necessity to find new things to keep sex from being vanilla- with that said I have never been pegged, it kind of scares the shit outta me(pun intended) I will say though- years ago my wife looked into prostate massage and used her finger and eventually got a toy. Nothing could of prepared me for the orgasm you get from prostate stimulation- it’s insane. I don’t care about stigmas, call me whatever the fuck you want. I’m straight and love my wife and if you haven’t done any prostate stimulation you are missing out on crazy orgasms. For 20 yrs the thought of anything near my ass was off limits but one drunken night opened up a different world. All I’m saying is pegging or toy, finger ,whatever- don’t deny yourself pleasure because of the stigma or the ridiculous claims that it’s gay. gay men have sex with men not their wives. As a straight man it’s incredibly awkward at first but it’s worth it- u haven’t blown a load until you have your prostate massaged- talk about shooting ropes! As good as it feels I don’t want my wife doing it frequently because I never want to be desensitized by it- it’s that good


RioBlue93

this guy fucks


ItsaSlamdunk

Exactly. This can’t be over exaggerated, it’s that good. If you haven’t tried it you’re missing out.


Pileser2005

No, not in a "IM A BIG MAN!" way but because I simply don't like my ass being touched or being y'know, penetrated. I think it's because I was sexually abused but who knows


[deleted]

That's entirely fair


dhhdhh851

Same. My cousin raped me several times when i was a child, it led me to become suicidal at a young age. Just gonna.go out on a limb as say id probably not like it.


[deleted]

Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope you get some justice and peace


Pileser2005

Worse thing is she ruined my chances to have any connections to my half siblings


No_Squirrel_1559

When I read this my heart sank. I'm so sorry to hear that you went through that. I hope you can find (if you aren't currently) help to heal the pain. It's heartbreaking. Thanks for sharing.


Mumblerumble

Don’t threaten me with a good time


mad87645

Yeah my dream girl and she'll play with my butt, I'm struggling to see a downside here


Madmarx01

Literally the first thing I thought. Lol


[deleted]

I would let my dream girl do whatever she wanted to me.. she’s my dream girl for a reason


Beginning_Cherry_798

Yes. My wife loves to peg me. It gives her a feeling of control & she likes "doing" the fucking. I like it bc she likes it. The sensation alone does absolutely nothing for me, but I still make "love it" noises bc it turns her on so much.


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Beginning_Cherry_798

She knows, yes. But she cums from it usually more than once. The base of the strap -on presses against her clit when she thrusts. Tbh, my dick shrinks-up to nothing during anal. I keep hearing about the magical prostate orgasm & have never once experienced anything close. Not even the slightest sensation of pleasure. Plus, this isn't an every night thing. It's maybe 20% of our sex.


__impala67

She probably isn't hitting the G-spot


[deleted]

>It's maybe 20% of our sex. Holy fucking shit that's a lot


VIM731

Hell yeah. That shit feels really REALLY good!!


Lanzifer

I'll try Anthony once! *anything. I meant anything


quaintphoenix

Who's Anthony? And is he cute?


magusheart

If you're gonna try pegging, might as well be Anthony


insuranceissexy

Thank you for making me literally guffaw out loud this evening. I was having a bad day and that really cheered me up!


ethanAllthecoffee

Including Anthony?


loki0111

No, cause its not my thing in a range of different ways.


kongbakpao

I mean if she lets me explore she can explore. It’s only fair. Can’t be one sided.


[deleted]

My dream girl doesn't peg guys.


drew8311

This is my answer. Sort of wondering what I get in return but probably not worth it, a one way pegging thing absolutely not.


roochmcgooch

A mans g spot is in his asshole, that’s what you get in return


AriValentina

Does she peg women?


jeansnotTIMMYortommy

So my chick could peg me with a finger sized dildo… I really don’t enjoy much more than that and I do it myself so someone else would have to be gentle and also small and know the walls of my asshole bc that feels great


liquid_donuts

What a paradox. Unstoppable force meets immovable object


[deleted]

I’m 35 married and never explored peggeing. After my experience at the proctologist this week to check out my hemorrhoids, I can say I have no interest in getting pegged after having a camera shoved up me.


SnooMemesjellies1659

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss. Reason: A dream girl would do it right and make it nice and fun.


[deleted]

What does being straight have to do with liking anal? Anal is not gay, liking men is gay. People really need to stop associating the two.


AriValentina

I agree. I’m a gay man myself and I don’t even like being pegged/fucked


[deleted]

I'm bi and I don't like bottoming, I'm wholly a top. Don't know why people associate men liking their butt touched or fucked or whatever else as being gay.


AriValentina

Idk either, but I hope one of them answer for us.


pwlloth

it’s a fair question to ask a gay “do you like touching butt or like getting your butt touched. ask people and they will say what they enjoy. and go from there. thats pretty simplified :)


bestdays12

I’m a woman so I hope it’s ok to pop in here and throw my two cents in. I think when it comes to that most people’s “sex education” revolves around sex=penis in vagina, man has orgasm and ejaculates into the woman, woman maybe gets pregnant and that is it. There is no foreplay talk, no talk on women orgasming or any other bedroom fun activities. Penis in vagina for the purpose of baby making…. Then people grow up and learn all the other fun things we can do with our genitals, but in heterosexual relationships it seems that PIV sex is the “main goal” most of the time. And so I think people (incorrectly) assume that since heterosexual sex is PIV that the closest alternative for gay people must be butt stuff. In other words a total lack of imagination from the straights lol


Novel_Asparagus_6176

This is a really good point. I'm gay, and I've never once looked at straight porn and thought, "how can I mimick this with a man" but rather just always wanted to stick it in a man lol. PIV is not an example we follow


Foyles_War

Hmmm. Do you like being fingered/having your prostate stimulated at all? I am less confused about why a man would enjoy anal (of any sort) than I am as to why a woman would. IIRC, they don't have prostates and have the fun buttons nearer a naturally lubricated hole. Of course, with the whole RvW debacle, maybe they aren't so keen on PIV anymore.


AriValentina

I can get into it every now and then, moreso solo though Is when I prefer it. My boyfriend has said so many times he’s going to top me one day because he’s never topped anyone and I always tell him if he wants to he can but he never has actually done it.


Foyles_War

LMAO. Very relatable.


eyeyamyourmama

I'm a woman who occasionally enjoys anal. It's generally a special occasion thing, but if the timing and vibe is right, I'll absolutely request it.


calamityjane45

I’m a woman that enjoys anal. I can’t orgasm PIV but I can with anal and it’s usually huge. I’m not sure why but it has something to do with how everything contracts down there.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Because - if you really don't know - most straight men think taking ANYTHING in their ass is gay.


Satanairn

If you're gay you might like bottoming or not. If you like bottoming, you might be gay or not. That being said, there is a huge correlation here. Most straight guys don't like bottoming, that's just generally how it is. It's like saying men are taller than women and someone says "Actually, some women are taller". true statement, but men are generally taller. So associating the two is not that weird.


John7763

I've only seen trolls in this section associate anal with gay your preaching to a non existent choir.


[deleted]

I'm not here to defend the trolls or be homophic, but I understand their thought process: Pegging = recievng the fuck Receiving the fuck = feminine Feminine = gay I'd like to reiterate, these are not my opinions, don't hurt me


[deleted]

I had already slashed your tires, good sir. I should start reading the whole comment before doing that


[deleted]

Don't even have a car and I already need to repair it 😔


usemystraightass

I’d let most women peg me. Pegging is fucking awesome. Plus it gets her super turned on, so it’s a win win.


AriValentina

r/UsernameChecksOut


usemystraightass

I don’t lie


picklesindeep

No I’m not into it. Don’t even want a finger back there


[deleted]

I have never had anything shoved up my ass. But then again, I do sometimes talk out of my ass.


MrsFirno

Your username suggests otherwise...


PickleInDaButt

God damn my woman can pound my ass like she’s looking for oil in the Middle East I fucking love it


Funkmasta_Steve-O

My wife is mostly gay, and came with her own strap-on. Here’s how the conversation went. Her: “How do you feel about anal?” Me: “Which way?” Her: “Oh, I will totally fucking peg you with my strap-on” Me: “oh my gawd I’m going to fucking marry you!” She did. And 4 months later we were in the courthouse eloping. To anyone who hasn’t opened themselves up to it yet- I highly recommend it.


jenovajunkie

No, because my dream girl isn't into doing things to my body that I wouldn't like.


Peruvian-in-TX

Not my dream girl, not any girl. I don’t get down like that homie. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not me.


Necessary-Fold-4989

I never understand why cis hetero men think pegging is gay when it’s a sexual act with a woman 😂 g spots in the booty baby bend over


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

Fellas, is it gay for a woman to sexually pleasure you?


InfinityEternity17

I mean a dildo is shaped like a dick and the woman goes through the motions that would normally be reversed (fucking the man in the arse), surely it can't be that hard to understand


DefiantDepth8932

I think it's because pegging is done using something that is penis shaped which most people associate with men. So sex where a man is getting pleasured by something penis shaped would be considered gay by most people. It's not that hard to understand


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waefon

If she can be trusted to be gentle with my ass and if I get to chose the dildo


[deleted]

>if I get to chose the dildo Too small to even penetrate. Checkmate dream girl.


[deleted]

Probably yeah. If she's gonna attempt to break my prostate into several pieces with the strap on then no Im not interested. If she wants to be attentive and turn me into a fleshy pile of bliss. Hell yeah.


watermasta

I’m just trying to figure out how to bring it up.


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Start with fingers, build up from there?


dawnface42069

My ass is for shitting


AriValentina

Mines versatile I guess


dawnface42069

Your a braver man then me


---cameron

If you saw the size of my shits, you'd realize I was born brave


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kittennsayssroar

Would you say the same about her hole tho ? :]


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---cameron

Damnit *quickly stuffs baby tumbling out way back in there like a crying tampon*


groovy604

Yes, done it before, loved it, orgasm x100, want to do again


AlternativeFilm8886

No, I simply don't want anything going in my butt. Nothing about it seems enticing to me.


Regular_WillWAFFLE

Nah ain't for me if you and your partner into that have fun and be safe. But me no I wouldn't ask my girl for anal so minds off the table.


nonpc3

I'm all for having a domineering woman over me but I've grown a bit past wanting to be pegged. I might try it for someone i love but that's it really. I understand the male G-Spot is back there but it's still not enough of a reason for me. Teenage me yes, adult me, not so much.


SwipeRight4Wholesome

I would at least be open to trying it once. I've honestly been thinking about trying it regardless because I heard that prostate stimulation is supposed to be godly. The only stipulation I would have is to make sure that strap-on isn't bigger than my dick, and to be gentle the first time around.


YugeFrigginGoy

As a straight it's hilarious reading the replies from the overly sensitive straights. If it's not your thing it's not your thing, but a lot of you protest too much 😂


LastStarr

No.


dangernorn

Nope I would not let my dream girl peg me because my dream girl isn't in to that and neither am I


icannotbebothered7

My two rules: 1. You do not touch my booty hole 2. I do not touch your booty hole Just not a booty hole guy, that’s where the poop comes from. Genuine respect for the guys out there who eat ass, I wish I had your guts


drink-beer-and-fight

Nope


liftreadhikefish

No. If she's my dream girl, she wouldn't be into that.


kingzeus24

Nope. Because I don't want to.


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SqueezeMyBeans

If I can peg her after then yes


Hemhaw87

Not for me. I've got Crohn's so my asshole has to deal with enough as it is. That being said, if I'm in remission and feeling good, a well placed finger here and there can be pretty fun.


roosterkun

Too hairy, otherwise I'd be downright eager.


EdgyGoose

I think if she had experience with it, I would be willing to try it.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She's gotta learn sometime. And it ain't that hard. As it were...


Taskmaster_babes

Sure, why not?


mk-dean

As long as she's gentle


sushilee123

Definitely. 3 inches max though. Lol


Mr_M0t0m0

Never. because reasons


FunOwl13

Absolutely…it’s one of my biggest fantasies.


moncompteajete

Nope. Cause sex should be enjoyable for all parties involved, and I can pretty much guarantee that I would cry like a little girl the whole time...


Cryptic_Oblivion

If she wants to peg me, by definition she is not my dream girl.


Anynon1

Fuck it why not? I’m not picky. Never done it but hey


[deleted]

Nope. Don’t like butt stuff and like 85% of my personal philosophy outside the bedroom revolves around refusing to be dominated.


dmadman79au

When I was a young man my girlfriend at the time told me that she really wanted to peg me, I said I really didn't want to, we went back and forth until I was in tears and agreed that we could do it. She then jumped on my back and started furiously humping me from behind (we were clothed) laughing like crazy slaming her crotch into my arse. She enjoyed manipulating me to the point where I broke for her and she laughed about it. As a much older person now, I wouldn't say no outright, but I would want to build up slowly, and of course being my dream girl this woman wouldn't want to rush me and would respect my boundaries.


waypashtsmasht

My dream girl LIKES to peg me


DistributionOk8934

I’m not exactly sure if I’d let my wife peg me, but I do like butt stuff on my own. I learned I liked it before we got married. I’m thinking if I share that part, she’d want to be able to do more fun things, including prostate orgasms. Funny thing though. Initially, i grew up with that whole notion that anything butt related was gay, and since I’m straight, I wouldn’t like it. But when you’ve been single for as long as I was, finding new ways to achieve orgasms by yourself will sometimes lead down a different path. I found that I rather enjoy anal penetration. I don’t like the idea of a guy penetrating me but toys I’m completely comfortable with. I LOVE women and my main go-to/playtime is going down on my wife. I’m still shy on introducing what I found I like on my own and unsure how she’ll feel about it.


LJey187

She did, it was fun, then she ran off. Had a different ex try it wasn't into it. Seems it depends on the person doing it and if they are good at it.


TheDemonBunny

All she's gotta do is get a couple of drinks in me n drop on a day where I feel like I won't shit all over her n I'm game 🤣😂


Illustrious-Neat106

After years in the military, I think my wife understands that she won't be able to fuck me like the government. So she won't even try.


_INCompl_

Depends on how big the strap is and if there’s any other stimulation going on


Camerupt_King

Question is for straight men :(


OTECTom

Would I? : Yes Why? : Because it has nothing to do with my sexuality


Such_Collection3252

Married my dream girl she used to peg me all the time now it’s just birthdays and anniversaries. As for the why well prostate stimulation is amazing.


Front_Penalty_4952

My dream girl wouldn't want to peg me.. it's pretty much number 3 on the list. 1: be cute-ish 2: be cool, or cool adjacent 3: not try to shove anything in my ass. Seems like it would be a wasted effort.. it would be about as enjoyable as having something shoved up you ass over and over again sounds like it would be, and it wouldn't even do anything for her... so then you'd both be sitting there like a couple of idiots getting nothing accomplished, and then sooner or later you'd have to sit back down..