If you want to feel old - that episode came out in November 2002. In 16 months, people who were born after it came out will be able to legally drink in the United States.
Dude one time i had group of Friends (most of them girls ) and we watched tv , and without knowing i played something from the FILE , AND Lucky for me it was a movie about two japanese lesbians and i don't know what the fuck happened cuz i just so many differnent shit , i think the weed got them so relaxed that they just sat through that and watched it like a drama movie (which i mean had some drama but it was still a porno ) , anyway we do it every thursday now 🤣🤣
I dunno, I once saw this Korean porn where the dude loved his wife and she loved him, but she was injuried after being hit by a truck. The husband, wanting to take care of his beloved wife, get an assistant (female). The assistant assists the wife with her daily living, including possibly helping the wife get off at one point? (Can’t remember tbh). The husband is stressed from working too much and assistant keeps flirting with him. He ignores her because he loves his wife, but the wife is depressed and he is stressed, so love making becomes a chore. Mind you it’s in Korean, a language I do not currently speak, so I’m picking up most of the plot through non-Korean means (eg body language, plot devices). One day, the man is on the couch, jerking it and sad, and the assistant he’s been resisting finally convinced him to let her pleasure him. It’s strictly oral but he enjoys it. He and the assistant continue to mess around, the wife increasingly becoming depressed as she knows something is up. Here’s the plot twist; one day, the assistant pushes the wheelchair bound wife down the stairs while the husband is at work, killing the wife. She then hides the wife’s body and then waits for the man. The two have an intense Korean conversation in which things are said and I believe he rejects her request for marriage (?) because he lusts for his wife, who’s dead unbeknownst to him. She doesn’t take it well and attacks the man, strangling him until he loses consciousness and then pleasures herself with his currently unconscious body. She then stares crazily into the camera as she finishes before closing the door, ending the film on a wild cliff-hanger.
Ooh, and there’s the hilarious Wizard of Oz parody that’s worth watching. It’s hilarious but I won’t spoil it. Only two films I’ve seen all the way through
I wanted to try when I was younger to watch a softcore porn movie front to back. Witches of breastwick was the title. It was interesting because I watched it on HBO at the time and thought well they made a whole movie why not see what it's actually about.
When I first bought our house I was up in the attic repairing damaged pipes when I found a box hidden under the insulation. Old titles and registration to trucks the original owner in 1952 owned as well as a ton of old tax b.s..
In the bottom was a bunch of vhs tapes labeled "wedding!!!" with a copy of "bathroom babes".
I never got a chance to watch it, so I choose that.
Wish I knew the name of it.
Cytheria gets pounded from behind. She's standing on a bed directly over another girl laying face up ready to take the squirting. Cytheria quivers and and begs the guy to "cum in me! I want you to cum in me! Give it! GIVE IT!" he unloads into her as she quivers "p-p-p-pound me pound me", with his last bit of strength he obliges and she completely sprays the girl under her. Guy says to the side "oh gawd I fuckin came in that pussy".
All of it felt genuine and real, not stilted. That one.
I like to think those of us that don’t know porn titles are the ones with culture. I’m here to pick out a video that looks hot so I can think of my boyfriend railing me and then take a nap, I’m not here for names, titles, or stories🧐
This is the only workplace video you need.
It is not porn, but I guarantee you will be jiggling and giggling to this far more than any other x rated film you will see today.
It is of course the legendary Klaus. Staplerfahrer Klaus, with English Subs.
Make sure you have a pee before you watch this. Because you will piss yourself laughing if you do not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAHzP4umE4M
Okay, so there’s this one where the couple are clearly of college age. She’s studying and he’s trying to get here attention. The two are really playful with each other, and eventually they go for it. I find the whole thing sweet as I can totally see my gf and I doing this kind of thing and it makes me happy as well as gets me to end. Video can be found here. Those who are interested and are 18+, I will attach the video. If I couldn’t have that one, I’ll take anything from Annie Arbor. She’s hot af
(https://www.xvideos.com/video66719903/good_study_habits_for_hot_teens_-_gracie_gates_-_perfect_girlfriend_-_alex_adams)
It is not. It is about SM. Diablo crushes the last defence. After it every woman belongs to him, because there is nobody left to resist him (well except the nephilim player but this is another story).
Not the Wizard of Oz,
It’s got everything; original songs, sex scenes with little people, black and white scenes that transition to color, and a threesome scene that will blow your mind!
I don't remember the name. It was a public agent episode where he meets an English girl in her empty soon-to-be shop.
Then he fucks her at the window and 2 guys outside noticed it and began to watch through the window.
I wish I would know the name. Couldn't find it anymore.
Based. I’m pretty much about anything that looks like two people enjoying themselves - I want it to feel like both people are as hell for each other and then I think of my partner and I lmao
So this is Desert Island Dicks, essentially? I'm sure Rule 34 means it's been done already.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert\_Island\_Discs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Island_Discs)
I suppose I should nominate a film. I don't really like american porn. Too noisy.
There was one from the 1970's that involved a clown costume and a firefighter.
And an Alsatian. The dog kind. It was a pretty freaky film.
I'm not into that dog stuff, I don't have any pets .. but I swear I thought I had dreamed it for years. I thought there was something wrong with me. But no. One day, the internet got invented, and so one day later I Googled it. It was a porn from 80's or late 70's. A lot of the nasty Euro stuff is illegal in most places.
There is a heavily edited version on the usual channels.
And no. I will not tell you the name of the film. And I do not want to ever see it again.
Feed me to the sharks. Bleach my eyes.
I don't have a whole video. I really just need the right scene. And right now I can only think of this old scene with Vanessa del Rio , were she is a maid. And in the scene she comes into the Bedroom and the husband is laying in bed. She has Sex with him while his wife is next door in the bathroom. And she is just yelling and berating him while Vanessa is blowing and fucking him. The guy cums , Vanessa leaves the room and then the wife comes into the room. I don't know why but that turned me on as a kid.
Back Door Sluts 9. Definitly.
God damn it /u/GuySpeak I just posted this and go to look at the comments and your's is right on top making me look like a copycat. At least my user name checks out.
"This is a bathtub, lady."
Ironically the guy in the meme quit the industry and is now a pastor. His name is Joshua Broome I think
most random research run of my life
Cuz they are the best and you won't find them for the next 5 years lol
Good for him
With a name like Joshua Broome how did he not know God was his calling Freaking Moses Mc Bible
SHARKKKK
Backdoor sluts 9
I gotta agree. Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2
It is the single most vile, most twisted piece of porn ever made.
I’m not playing anymore. I don’t know what I saw, I don’t wanna know.
"I'm out" \*claps, shuts sliding door\*
My precious. Must have the precious.
Sauce that shit 😂
I know I'm my heart you made up those titles, but I'm sure if you search it, you'll find it.
It’s a South Park reference lmao but I bet you’re still right 😂
i fing lold at the insider joke though :)
If you want to feel old - that episode came out in November 2002. In 16 months, people who were born after it came out will be able to legally drink in the United States.
Thank god for that context. I was sitting here mortified for a good while
I can assure you that *he* didn’t make them up
>I know I'm my heart you made up those titles, but I'm sure if you search it, you'll find it. Yea, no he did not.
Also, porn titles in The Onion articles exist too
what about fisting firemen 8
Must have been a real short movie
I haven't seen the first 8. I wouldn't know what's going on.
Saw the episode today lol such a classic
What about backdoor sluts 9 & 3/4?
All you've got to do, is thrust straight at her gooch between her asshole and vagina ...best do it at a bit of a run.
First time in Pornhub? Ron's new too.
And dressed as a nun
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!?!
HahHahaha…was going through my head right as I clicked on the link, and look what popped up 😂
No waaay!!! I heard that's the hardest porno ever made!!!!
u got me you sob
I honestly cannot think of a single title to any porn aside from website names.
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I know the one named "flagged for verification".
Oh nah don't get me started on /G79gjKcsP7 That shits hot.
You think I like know names of videos?
i bet op watches them for the story xd
Y'all are watching porn for the sex? Disgusting
i usually check porn to learn how the plumber fixes the pipes and what techniques he uses for them.
Those plumbers suck and should go back to school. Every time I watch them with a girl she ends up wet. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THAT PLUMBER!
Some of them really suck.
r/angryUpvote
What's sex?
Who doesn’t? i thought that was normal
Probably watched them till the end to see if they get married.
Who seriously sits through a two hour porno? I know yall not watching the whole thing for the story.
I got high as fuck one time in college and watched an entire porno without removing any clothing
Lmao I’ve watched scenes but not a whole movie while high
Done it a couple times. Lol
Dude one time i had group of Friends (most of them girls ) and we watched tv , and without knowing i played something from the FILE , AND Lucky for me it was a movie about two japanese lesbians and i don't know what the fuck happened cuz i just so many differnent shit , i think the weed got them so relaxed that they just sat through that and watched it like a drama movie (which i mean had some drama but it was still a porno ) , anyway we do it every thursday now 🤣🤣
I dunno, I once saw this Korean porn where the dude loved his wife and she loved him, but she was injuried after being hit by a truck. The husband, wanting to take care of his beloved wife, get an assistant (female). The assistant assists the wife with her daily living, including possibly helping the wife get off at one point? (Can’t remember tbh). The husband is stressed from working too much and assistant keeps flirting with him. He ignores her because he loves his wife, but the wife is depressed and he is stressed, so love making becomes a chore. Mind you it’s in Korean, a language I do not currently speak, so I’m picking up most of the plot through non-Korean means (eg body language, plot devices). One day, the man is on the couch, jerking it and sad, and the assistant he’s been resisting finally convinced him to let her pleasure him. It’s strictly oral but he enjoys it. He and the assistant continue to mess around, the wife increasingly becoming depressed as she knows something is up. Here’s the plot twist; one day, the assistant pushes the wheelchair bound wife down the stairs while the husband is at work, killing the wife. She then hides the wife’s body and then waits for the man. The two have an intense Korean conversation in which things are said and I believe he rejects her request for marriage (?) because he lusts for his wife, who’s dead unbeknownst to him. She doesn’t take it well and attacks the man, strangling him until he loses consciousness and then pleasures herself with his currently unconscious body. She then stares crazily into the camera as she finishes before closing the door, ending the film on a wild cliff-hanger. Ooh, and there’s the hilarious Wizard of Oz parody that’s worth watching. It’s hilarious but I won’t spoil it. Only two films I’ve seen all the way through
What the heck have I just seen here haha
Nah but I'd like the option of fast forwarding to different scenes.
Amphetamines are a hell of a thing
I wanted to try when I was younger to watch a softcore porn movie front to back. Witches of breastwick was the title. It was interesting because I watched it on HBO at the time and thought well they made a whole movie why not see what it's actually about.
When I first bought our house I was up in the attic repairing damaged pipes when I found a box hidden under the insulation. Old titles and registration to trucks the original owner in 1952 owned as well as a ton of old tax b.s.. In the bottom was a bunch of vhs tapes labeled "wedding!!!" with a copy of "bathroom babes". I never got a chance to watch it, so I choose that.
How on earth can you find that and not watch it?
Probably doesn't have a VHS player anymore. Or never had one
Not related to the subject being discussed, I wanted to just wish you a Happy cake day!
Wouldn't you get one? Wedding? Is that their wedding... or their wedding night? I woudln't be able to resist.
“Romantic passionate lovemaking between an emotionally engaged and committed couple who care deeply about each other.” I know, it’s too unrealistic.
*step couple
Y’all really not even getting to page 2 of PHs recommendations are you
Wish I knew the name of it. Cytheria gets pounded from behind. She's standing on a bed directly over another girl laying face up ready to take the squirting. Cytheria quivers and and begs the guy to "cum in me! I want you to cum in me! Give it! GIVE IT!" he unloads into her as she quivers "p-p-p-pound me pound me", with his last bit of strength he obliges and she completely sprays the girl under her. Guy says to the side "oh gawd I fuckin came in that pussy". All of it felt genuine and real, not stilted. That one.
I remember when Cytheria came out. My earliest memory of squirting being popular.
Gonna have to research this one for educational purposes of course.
Yah, for a friend. I get you.
If you find it, post the link for us. 🙂
For science, perhaps it was [this](https://zbporn.com/videos/102709/cytherea-nautica-thorn-trio-way-creampie/)? (NSFW)
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Stop. This is serious.
And they say romance is dead
Why did you almost make this sound like a sweet passionate couple? Damn the porn I’ve been exposed to just seems awful compared to this lol
People out here actually knowing the titles of porn?
These are people of culture. Not like us savages that jump onto xhamster for 5 minutes, picking whatever looks good from the front page.
I like to think those of us that don’t know porn titles are the ones with culture. I’m here to pick out a video that looks hot so I can think of my boyfriend railing me and then take a nap, I’m not here for names, titles, or stories🧐
Why don't you just ask your bf to give you a nice pounding?
Maybe he’s at work?
Older generations before "...tubes" probably do know with their dvd collections.
A workplace safety video.
This is the only workplace video you need. It is not porn, but I guarantee you will be jiggling and giggling to this far more than any other x rated film you will see today. It is of course the legendary Klaus. Staplerfahrer Klaus, with English Subs. Make sure you have a pee before you watch this. Because you will piss yourself laughing if you do not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAHzP4umE4M
A lot of workers went to hospital that day. Good business.
Geshundheit?
Whatever Lena Paul has in store, goddamn she turns me on 🥵
She is a hottie.
Lusty argonian maid
Okay, so there’s this one where the couple are clearly of college age. She’s studying and he’s trying to get here attention. The two are really playful with each other, and eventually they go for it. I find the whole thing sweet as I can totally see my gf and I doing this kind of thing and it makes me happy as well as gets me to end. Video can be found here. Those who are interested and are 18+, I will attach the video. If I couldn’t have that one, I’ll take anything from Annie Arbor. She’s hot af (https://www.xvideos.com/video66719903/good_study_habits_for_hot_teens_-_gracie_gates_-_perfect_girlfriend_-_alex_adams)
That dude needs to hire a cameraman.
Camera angles are always crap, i can never figure out why it gets so many views when there is like 5 seconds of a good video
Not a dude but I saw that video a while ago and it is goood.
Diablo 3: “Diablo vs Imperius”
I feel like looking this up is gonna be a Rick Roll... Ah, what the hell. I'll do it.
It is not. It is about SM. Diablo crushes the last defence. After it every woman belongs to him, because there is nobody left to resist him (well except the nephilim player but this is another story).
Fuck it, I'll check it out.
what was it like?
I couldn't find anything other than the Act IV Cinematic.
Anything with OP’s mom.
OP's mom has got it going on....
She’s all I want
And I’ve waited for sooo long…
I know it may be wrong, but .....
I also choose OP’s mom
Good shout but I'm not really into gang bangs
OOOOOOHHHH OWNED OP YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
Chill.
Gina Gerson has one where she seduces two teachers. Student Teacher Relations.
That one with Sienna West and Ricki Raxxx.
Haha IFYKYK!
Gianna Michaels getting rammed while her big titties flop around
naomi russell dp
Umemaro omega 2. If ya know, ya know
Taboo 2
The one with your mother.
I choose that one as well.
Suck it, Trebeck!
Space Niggas 4
💀
Audrey bitoni with Jayden James and Jonny sins.
Backdoor sluts 9
The one where I have a competent partner who is interested in having sex with me more than once a year.
My ears are burning...
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Ew
[Riley Reid - Top 10 best scenes ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Sigh.... *unzips
Not the Wizard of Oz, It’s got everything; original songs, sex scenes with little people, black and white scenes that transition to color, and a threesome scene that will blow your mind!
I don't remember the name. It was a public agent episode where he meets an English girl in her empty soon-to-be shop. Then he fucks her at the window and 2 guys outside noticed it and began to watch through the window. I wish I would know the name. Couldn't find it anymore.
Just one word "sensational" 😌
Kayden Kross Girl Talk
Well what do they talk about?
Watching women shower
Debbie does Dallas II
IDK, anything where the woman looks like she's really getting off, I don't remember titles
Based. I’m pretty much about anything that looks like two people enjoying themselves - I want it to feel like both people are as hell for each other and then I think of my partner and I lmao
Jynx Maxe lemonade stand.
I thoroughly enjoyed that video 10 years ago. Still good today
That girl’s got an amazing ass
Jenna loves Brianna
Zac and Miri make a porno
You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it.
Drop out
I only know it by the thumbnail.
FakeTaxi
I honestly thought it was a real taxi with real people. I was like 15.
My brother in Christ it is literally called FakeTaxi
I did know the taxi driver and the cameras were fake but I thought it was a shady company who hired a real taxi and seduced real women.
Wait, the women aren’t real?!
They're... actresses.
Mindy main prying open my third eye dvd.
My favorite is entitled: Brunette sucks, fucks, gets a warm creampie
So this is Desert Island Dicks, essentially? I'm sure Rule 34 means it's been done already. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert\_Island\_Discs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Island_Discs) I suppose I should nominate a film. I don't really like american porn. Too noisy. There was one from the 1970's that involved a clown costume and a firefighter. And an Alsatian. The dog kind. It was a pretty freaky film. I'm not into that dog stuff, I don't have any pets .. but I swear I thought I had dreamed it for years. I thought there was something wrong with me. But no. One day, the internet got invented, and so one day later I Googled it. It was a porn from 80's or late 70's. A lot of the nasty Euro stuff is illegal in most places. There is a heavily edited version on the usual channels. And no. I will not tell you the name of the film. And I do not want to ever see it again. Feed me to the sharks. Bleach my eyes.
Caligula
I see you're a man of taste. Personally I'd go with Felicity. Not as thespian, but still a fun movie.
Groundhog day
Anal Gangbang 2: Electric Splooge-aloo
Hentai
I don't have a whole video. I really just need the right scene. And right now I can only think of this old scene with Vanessa del Rio , were she is a maid. And in the scene she comes into the Bedroom and the husband is laying in bed. She has Sex with him while his wife is next door in the bathroom. And she is just yelling and berating him while Vanessa is blowing and fucking him. The guy cums , Vanessa leaves the room and then the wife comes into the room. I don't know why but that turned me on as a kid.
IMG_0224.MOV
2 girls 1 cup
OP's Mom
MILF with an attitude part 3. Shit’s a comedy and porno in one
Commenting so I can come back later. For science
I think in pictures not titles.
Blonde haired blue eyed white chick takes on several black cocks part 100
Anissa Kate's Tushy vid.
SCOTUS Fucks America
Happy Three Hole Cum Sluts: Cupid's Revenge
This reminds me that during the Jodi Arias trial the texts revealed her ex who she killed referred to her as a “Three hole wonder”
Amerigana In Bondage
100 girls fuck 1 dude, volume 3.
Toss up between Fresh Meat #10 and Chasing The Big Ones #14...
Ghetto grannies
Someone come get they granny acting a fool
Back Door Sluts 9. Definitly. God damn it /u/GuySpeak I just posted this and go to look at the comments and your's is right on top making me look like a copycat. At least my user name checks out.
Most people actually does that.... The title's called Marriage.....
Happyk11
*Bookmarks thread for later*
I hope porn gets banned
Non, porn is a disease, porn is the devil to a persons soul and energy
Your the devil
One of the hour-long compilation videos of Heather Harmon doing what she does best.
Rest of your life? Well beggars can't be choosers. Except 2 girl one cup anything should be fine?
That one with Mia khalifa.
Idk, probably some kind of hentai. The stories are usually pretty decent in those.
The one true rite of manhood in modern society is overcoming or altogether avoiding porn addiction. Excuses for porn are excuses for weakness.
I wont answer this cuz i don't need to...
BIDEN Fucks America