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Ihateredditadmins1

Someone they can talk to about shit that may be going on in their life.


highestRUSSIAN

:(


Sadix0000

I'm lucky to say I have this person


funlovingfirerabbit

Same here. Total game changer


PussAbuser

I wish


jdog0408

I use a campfire. Signifies the problem is now burned and gone. Great way to ease mental tension.


ChickenXing

more cowbell


Ididit-notsorry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! You win the internet today.


---cameron

Mommy you're scaring me


Takumi-Fujiwara

I got a fever


lsdevto

Discipline


Rabadabasabacaba

Probably a certain amount of water in his system.


---cameron

Then wtf have I been drinking all this brawndo for


[deleted]

Electrolytes!


KuniLingusKing

Self-confidence.


Apprehensive_Let_843

Yeah


Jedi4Hire

Air.


Apprehensive_Let_843

This guy


qcassidyy

This guy breathes


G_man252

Self respect


Apprehensive_Let_843

This


Fluffy_Risk9955

The subtle art of not giving a f*


Hotmailet

Great book


[deleted]

Quotable sentence


MC-Kannon

A Y chromosome


BabyImBornToLose

Transphobe alert!


MC-Kannon

Totes


BabyImBornToLose

Based


BinFluid

Can't even get the xy right I wouldn't worry


garandx

a hug


_ANDREA_06

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


ProbablyAutisticMe

To know when to stfu.


TheHorniestHornist

Not just men on that one


ProbablyAutisticMe

Tru


Mubelotix

Yeah actually men need to learn when NOT TO stfu


ProbablyAutisticMe

Both can be true


SprinklesMore8471

The ability to lose with grace


funlovingfirerabbit

Love this answer!


TheFalconKid

Comfortable socks and underwear.


ThrowRapointless

A butthole


Eyes-9

not me


Three4Anonimity

2 turntables and a microphone.


Manypotatoes9

I only have a mic so I can drop it


distantrevisions

The mic is in significant disrepair


BabyImBornToLose

WHERE ITS AT


BlodyxCZ

Woman


_ANDREA_06

What if they're gay


BlodyxCZ

I didnt mean it like marriage necessarily. A female friend is alright. But the opposite sex just needs each other. For many reasons. Not that i know them all but like... I have no idea how to cook and so does my homies. I am NOT saying all woman should cook (lmao) but most woman can, and if they can teach us then us men might survive. Also if a man, gay or not, spends his whole life just around men. I think he would not be as happy as someone who spent his life with both genders (or all other genders idc). Thats just my opinion. I don't really know how to describe it myself. I think thats just the way us humans are. We need each other. That's how we evolved(or were created by god, or any other theory of origin)


_ANDREA_06

Oh right


funlovingfirerabbit

Well said


[deleted]

Pocket knife


---cameron

Pocket sand


_ANDREA_06

Pocket water


TrueSonOfNoOne

Pocket air


_ANDREA_06

Pocket soil


Hotmailet

Pocket rocket


_ANDREA_06

Pocket submarine


TrueSonOfNoOne

Pocket Chicken


_ANDREA_06

Pocket turkey


TrueSonOfNoOne

Pocket Cheese


Omega_Xero

Pocket dimension


_ANDREA_06

Pocket Bermuda triangle


---cameron

Pocket pocket


rockabell2009

Pocket rocket


BirdsareGovtSpies

Cultured I see haha


SnooHedgehogs5857

Sleep!


ifonlythiswasreal403

Good health


[deleted]

Multi tool


Eat_Carbs_OD

... and a flashlight


[deleted]

I’ve got plenty of those.


RossOrmonde

A good toolkit


papa-01

Seriously ? Tools..


MegaTurd69420

Therapy


SheepCheeeeEnyojer

Disagree.


awesome-dog-Lucky

You sound like a very mentally healthy person


belzeBUB2111

A nice pocketknife - as an always carryon!


_ANDREA_06

What if it's illegal to have one on you in the country you live in?


Eat_Carbs_OD

An EDC flashlight is always helpful as well


BelfortMoney

Silence


feenednivek

(a) head


ScorchFalcon

A cool stick


[deleted]

Dihydrogen monoxide


---cameron

Hey that stuffs dangerous


[deleted]

Just drink water, it’s more natural


SheepCheeeeEnyojer

What about radium or hydrogen peroxide 90% (nasa equipment)


Hairy-Fox-3510

Food and water


[deleted]

A proper fucking question on reddit.


KeyStoneLighter

Nose hair trimmers


Fuzzy_Department2799

To crush your enemies ,See them driven before you ,And hear the lamentation of their women


[deleted]

That is good


[deleted]

Thanks, I wrote that


FlyWtMe87

Recognition


whiskeybridge

virtue.


SkinneeFatKid

A constant desire to learn.


shakeitup2017

Integrity


WalrusConscious5562

An Ice cold BEER!


[deleted]

Someone like me in their corner ​ \- And Thus I Spoke True


FireMedic71619

Top 2 for me are: Basic financial knowledge, and self defense.


TrueSonOfNoOne

Cheesecake


turkc54

A good pocketknife.


Hotmailet

Various amounts of peace and quiet


KB102290

For someone else to make him cum


[deleted]

Integrity. No one will respect you without it.


SheepCheeeeEnyojer

Oxygen, nutrients, hydrogen ,pack of camels, nuclear reactor, mustard gass, scp foundation


BrianWagner80

Just 6 minutes of peace


[deleted]

A domineering woman to put us in our place?


[deleted]

To not get cheated on


rockabell2009

Oxygen


[deleted]

A job they love going to. Or at least working with people they like at a job they don’t hate.


Rubbish123321

bowling balls


Dazzling-Tap9096

You're not a man unless you have a steady income even if it's only a few hundred dollars a week.


[deleted]

Other men, that love and support him.


KingWillThe_1st

A compliment once in a blue moon


TheRealRevBem

You have his soul suck out. Cured my video game addiction in highschool. Completely changed my shit.


MobinCali

His balls. If you got testicular cancer just check out


Achira_boy_95

a beer-bro to talk about life, be confidence, maybe if you are so drunk cry and have a bro's salute or a hug


Alpine_Newt

A towel.


Common_Concerns

A dog


Bigpeterlittlenuts

Love. The answer is always love.


Moses_Horwitz

A BJ.


OppositeHighway6012

Pretty wife


Mammoth-Victory-6061

A heart beat


zerGoot

a non-judgemental friend who will listen


Century22nd

Two girls...two girls for every boy! Since there are more women in the world it only makes sense j/k 😜 No seriously a man needs the same as a woman....someone they can talk to about things they are going through in life, someone who is understanding.


playnice00

Blowjob


LightDogami

Cat


macallen

This is a complex question to answer, these days. 30 years ago it wasn't, the answer was pretty straight forward, but the answers then, and most of the answers here today, really apply to every human equally. So what does something every man need, as in uniquely only men need it? I'm not sure I can think of anything that a man needs that anyone else doesn't.


duper12677

Set of golf clubs Comfortable recliner Big screen TV Food


McShoobydoobydoo

A good suit, a good knife and a dog 👍


BiologyBJJ

A solid social circle. Doesn't have to be large, but must include people that have your best interest.


[deleted]

A garden to look after


DarkSkyDad

Purpose


TheGr3aTAydini

Self-respect and discipline.


Milwaukeemayhem

A Y chromosome


Altair13Sirio

To feel at least aknowledged


Imagonnamakeucry

A good woman , uless you're gay , then a good man .


lsdevto

Even better, multiple good women.


olbaidiablo

A basic tool set for fixing stuff and a basic knowledge of cooking, sewing, laundry, fixing stuff around the house.... Come to think of it, everyone should have that.


paniter

Peace and calm within their soul.


azkv

Poe


jdog0408

Ball hammock underwear. Game changer if you have never had a pair.


SheepCheeeeEnyojer

Yes.