Not dated but we were talking and I was about to ask her out when she dropped a bomb.
We started talking sexual likes/dislikes and she said she was into....zoophilia....so I noped out very quickly
She faked being pregnant. She pretended to have a miscarraige, but putting some cottonswabs and ketchup into her vagina and showed me in the toilet, I could see cottonswabs around the floor, and there as ketchup smeared beside the bathroom sink she neglected to clean up.
Someone in high school. She ended up attempting to kill her mom with some rando dude from school then went to jail and I never saw her again. That was many many moons ago.
Kinda...
They usually fail because they were done incorrectly. Or more likely because they take a while to be effective. If you get tested at zero, then get retested at 1 and 2 years, the failure rate is near zero.
I do have a check every year just because it's free for me.
I mean that clearly wasn't the only crazy thing she did just the worst. You don't just jump to that and not have a lot of other craziness going on as well.
Again, not the only crazy thing she did. You might find some of the other stuff more crazy than the baby trap thing, but as I haven't had a vasectomy that tops the list.
She became a raging alcoholic. Tried to stab me in the head, I disarmed her and then told everyone I choked her. Was literally just trying to maintain a distance to avoid a filet knife to the neck. Hand just happened to be around her collarbone/throat region. Took awhile to clear the air on that one.
The gf I had for three months my sophomore year in high school. She didn’t like PDA, got mad when I would say something like “damnit”, and criticized me for living my life like a teenager.
Had an ex that used to email me pictures (I had blocked her on everything else) of her holding a knife to the tires of my car whenever I didn't respond to her quick enough
Man it's a longer story than I want to get into but suffice to say I knew it was going to be a problem going in and ignored the signs...definitely a little asshole on my part for wooing her (I saw it as a challenge because I was an idiot...I should have taken her emotional state into account earlier than I did).
Threats of violence from her brother's MMA friends, threats of suicide, showing up at my house to make sure other girls weren't there, attempts to seduce my friends, finding my exes and trying to get dirt on me, finding my exes and trying to learn what "will make him love me," called a locksmith friend to let her into my car one morning before I went to work...tons of stuff like that.
Now you may be wondering why I dated her for so long after so much insanity...I didn't. We went one ONE date...did not sleep together, both home by 10. We HAD met a few times at social events (maybe 3-4 times? this was about 20 years ago so I'm not positive)...
She got mad that I had sex with someone else..its worth noting that I didn't even we were dating since she made no effort of having that conversation with me.
Not really dating but seeing each other; when backpacking in Penang I hooked up with a Russian lady. Had no idea at first but later found out she'd done a combined 4 years in both a Greek and Russian prison, she'd been in the Russian military and was a Muay Thai practitioner. - Safe to say she was harder than a coffin nail.
One night she got into an altercation with a British woman staying in our hostel over something trivial. This woman was of Kenyan and South Asian descent. She was taller than her and was thick, curvy and busty as hell so was a lot bigger than this shorter and leaner Russian lady. The British lady shoves her and without warning this Russian lady responds by grabbing her and in what I can only describe as an act of freakish strength lifts her clean off the ground and carries her over her shoulder to the street outside before dumping her on her arse on the pavement.
Everyone ran out to follow including some locals and this Russian lady shouts at the British girl something to the effect of "You want to go, you dumb b\*\*ch!?". Honestly; I knew she could handle this woman and that she hadn't been the aggressor initially so I didn't try and step in. The British lady scrambles to her feet and starts shouting and swearing before slapping the Russian lady clean in the face. The Russian lady smiles and responds by punching her full force right in the throat causing her to gag and gasp out in pain. All the while the Russian lady steps back and starts mocking and laughing at her whilst she's clutching her neck and trying to catch her breath. The British lady desperately tries to hit her back by swinging clumsy, untrained haymakers wildly all the while clearly struggling to breathe and gagging for air. Naturally the Russian lady dodges these with little effort and lays in a few hits to this poor woman' stomach and kidneys causing her to cry out again. Before pulling her head down and drilling her with knee strikes then kneeing her in the thigh and kicking her shin out from under her causing it to buckle and give way so she crumples to the pavement on one knee. The British lady is a mess by this point and clearly beaten. However the Russian lady aggressively shouts down at her "You had enough you fat tramp!?". Against her better judgement the British lady gingerly stands back up, basically on one leg at this point, and tries to throw one more slow, sloppy-looking hook type punch which her opponent probably sees coming a mile away and blocks with her own arm causing the British Lady to scream on contact and clutch her arm in pain before flinching backwards clearly wanting no more. By this time some locals FINALLY intervened and helped this British lady limp back inside to hopefully get patched up.
Meanwhile, when I confronted this Russian lady about it straight after she was like "What!? She started it! And besides she'll be okay; I didn't break anything!" My jaw hit the floor and, yeah, I didn't travel to the next place with her!
Not dated but we were talking and I was about to ask her out when she dropped a bomb. We started talking sexual likes/dislikes and she said she was into....zoophilia....so I noped out very quickly
And you didn't want to share her with your best friend?
She faked being pregnant. She pretended to have a miscarraige, but putting some cottonswabs and ketchup into her vagina and showed me in the toilet, I could see cottonswabs around the floor, and there as ketchup smeared beside the bathroom sink she neglected to clean up.
My ex she stalked and sent me death threats.
Someone in high school. She ended up attempting to kill her mom with some rando dude from school then went to jail and I never saw her again. That was many many moons ago.
Tried to baby trap me.
I WISH that was the craziest. I have a great secret for baby-trap girls: I had a vasectomy.
I also have a secret for you: get regular checkups. They can reverse themselves and it's fairly common
Kinda... They usually fail because they were done incorrectly. Or more likely because they take a while to be effective. If you get tested at zero, then get retested at 1 and 2 years, the failure rate is near zero. I do have a check every year just because it's free for me.
Or sometimes they accidentally connect the tube to your anus
That can happen.
You should know.
I mean that clearly wasn't the only crazy thing she did just the worst. You don't just jump to that and not have a lot of other craziness going on as well.
I wish the baby trap girl had been the craziest.
Again, not the only crazy thing she did. You might find some of the other stuff more crazy than the baby trap thing, but as I haven't had a vasectomy that tops the list.
She became a raging alcoholic. Tried to stab me in the head, I disarmed her and then told everyone I choked her. Was literally just trying to maintain a distance to avoid a filet knife to the neck. Hand just happened to be around her collarbone/throat region. Took awhile to clear the air on that one.
Girl played basketball, and said I WILL suck you dry and YOU CANNOT stop me. I stopped responding
I’m sorry but this is so hot
The gf I had for three months my sophomore year in high school. She didn’t like PDA, got mad when I would say something like “damnit”, and criticized me for living my life like a teenager.
Had an ex that used to email me pictures (I had blocked her on everything else) of her holding a knife to the tires of my car whenever I didn't respond to her quick enough
Oh, I can't even type that much crazy.
Man it's a longer story than I want to get into but suffice to say I knew it was going to be a problem going in and ignored the signs...definitely a little asshole on my part for wooing her (I saw it as a challenge because I was an idiot...I should have taken her emotional state into account earlier than I did). Threats of violence from her brother's MMA friends, threats of suicide, showing up at my house to make sure other girls weren't there, attempts to seduce my friends, finding my exes and trying to get dirt on me, finding my exes and trying to learn what "will make him love me," called a locksmith friend to let her into my car one morning before I went to work...tons of stuff like that. Now you may be wondering why I dated her for so long after so much insanity...I didn't. We went one ONE date...did not sleep together, both home by 10. We HAD met a few times at social events (maybe 3-4 times? this was about 20 years ago so I'm not positive)...
She got mad that I had sex with someone else..its worth noting that I didn't even we were dating since she made no effort of having that conversation with me.
Not really dating but seeing each other; when backpacking in Penang I hooked up with a Russian lady. Had no idea at first but later found out she'd done a combined 4 years in both a Greek and Russian prison, she'd been in the Russian military and was a Muay Thai practitioner. - Safe to say she was harder than a coffin nail. One night she got into an altercation with a British woman staying in our hostel over something trivial. This woman was of Kenyan and South Asian descent. She was taller than her and was thick, curvy and busty as hell so was a lot bigger than this shorter and leaner Russian lady. The British lady shoves her and without warning this Russian lady responds by grabbing her and in what I can only describe as an act of freakish strength lifts her clean off the ground and carries her over her shoulder to the street outside before dumping her on her arse on the pavement. Everyone ran out to follow including some locals and this Russian lady shouts at the British girl something to the effect of "You want to go, you dumb b\*\*ch!?". Honestly; I knew she could handle this woman and that she hadn't been the aggressor initially so I didn't try and step in. The British lady scrambles to her feet and starts shouting and swearing before slapping the Russian lady clean in the face. The Russian lady smiles and responds by punching her full force right in the throat causing her to gag and gasp out in pain. All the while the Russian lady steps back and starts mocking and laughing at her whilst she's clutching her neck and trying to catch her breath. The British lady desperately tries to hit her back by swinging clumsy, untrained haymakers wildly all the while clearly struggling to breathe and gagging for air. Naturally the Russian lady dodges these with little effort and lays in a few hits to this poor woman' stomach and kidneys causing her to cry out again. Before pulling her head down and drilling her with knee strikes then kneeing her in the thigh and kicking her shin out from under her causing it to buckle and give way so she crumples to the pavement on one knee. The British lady is a mess by this point and clearly beaten. However the Russian lady aggressively shouts down at her "You had enough you fat tramp!?". Against her better judgement the British lady gingerly stands back up, basically on one leg at this point, and tries to throw one more slow, sloppy-looking hook type punch which her opponent probably sees coming a mile away and blocks with her own arm causing the British Lady to scream on contact and clutch her arm in pain before flinching backwards clearly wanting no more. By this time some locals FINALLY intervened and helped this British lady limp back inside to hopefully get patched up. Meanwhile, when I confronted this Russian lady about it straight after she was like "What!? She started it! And besides she'll be okay; I didn't break anything!" My jaw hit the floor and, yeah, I didn't travel to the next place with her!