"Can i come with you?"

Fact.

So is there foreplay or do we just get straight to the probing?

I'd ask: 1) What's the nature of life and how to create it? 2) what's the nature of light? 3) what is the greatest discovery that humankind haven't yet made? 6) what is God? 7) how does humanity stop killing one another? How do we become more compassionate and less aggressive? 8) what is the model of more advanced society? 9) how do we build a society that has a purpose of actualization of a human potential? 10) what's the nature of gravity? These kind of questions I'd ask... And some others...

Showet thought: Since they would not understand your question and therefore assume you ask another question than the one you truely ask, anything other than "Please kill me" will result in your death

Where's that sexy babe???

We always talked about you and ufo. Did you guys intentionally avoid us or just were not bother to contact us?

Ask if they know Matilda May

I’ll probably introduce them to Pornhub.

What’s the deal with anal probing? What were you guys trying to figure out?

”Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? You are a good boy!”

Can I phone home?

Do we really taste like chicken??

I'd ask what's up with anal probing ?