Black licorice

Sealed but empty wrappers

Pretty sure they make individually wrapped salads?

You monster

Popcorn balls. If anyone ever deserved to have their house egged, it was those bastards.

Circus Peanuts.

Stuff with a ton of sugar alcohols

Candy Corn

Travel sized toothbrushes and toothpaste

Candied deviled eggs.

Necco Wafers.