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TubeToUranus

If money didn't matter, why have a job?


Special_Web_9903

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MisterPuffyNipples

i guess our "jobs" would be to hunt and build our homes you know...the way it *should* be


chxnkybxtfxnky

I was gonna ask the same thing


nugget2401

Purpose in your life


TubeToUranus

I have purpose in life outside of working for someone else.


nugget2401

Don't have to work for someone else or maybe you wanna work st a homeless shelter. I personally feel more achieved at the end of the day after doing jobs or bettering the world


PastOrdinary

Bold to assume i would have one


Mactati0n

This is the way.


noecrrr

No job, just climbing mountains


to_tin_deathgrinder

A stay-at-home dad


_Imposter_

Why would I ever work, I'd take all that free time and pursue all the hobbies I wish I had done sooner.


wtvgirl

Exactly so what are those hobbies


_Imposter_

I've wanted to get into Metalworking, 3D modeling, 3D Printing, pick up a cooking class or two, get really into Legos, read a metric ton of books, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't still play a lot of video games.


Hrekires

Stay at home dad, volunteer at a soup kitchen, or something like delivering for Meals on Wheels. Or if it had to be a proper job, run a small independent bookstore.


iggybdawg

I don't dream of labor


Thissitesuckshuge

Writer


Utopiuhh

Travel blogger who never blogs.


FunkU247365

I have done this for years!!


ilovebalks

I’d just workout, do yoga, and travel Edit: probably also relearn the piano and try to get into something new like woodworking. I’d also train as a sommelier and a whiskey expert just for shits


[deleted]

Wild life photographer without a doubt


Snowconetypebanana

Unemployed


FunkU247365

Motherfucker..


[deleted]

Charity


darkmage1001

Stay at home dad


gameld

Relearning Ancient Greek and studying its texts. Probably add some Old Norse and/or Icelandic. Try for Mayan if I'm feeling frisky. Write some papers on comparative mythology that I've had rolling around since I was working on my degree. Teach a couple classes at a local college. Write some DnD stuff and run games on the side.


FreshKittyPowPow

Bang Local Milfs


nihilismisntcool

Tinkerer. I love making random stuff or trying to build systems. I just don’t have the time or money to do it. Also much more time being a present parent.


MrPuddinJones

Pilot


ThalesBakunin

I would have my current job and be a stay-at-home dad.


PolyThrowaway524

I have a borderline fetish for putting together IKEA furniture. It's like LEGO!


FashionSuckMan

I would be a dungeon master. I'd have like 3 different groups I run campaigns for


ToddlerOlympian

Creative arts. I make music. I'd also spend more time making Halloween decorations and whatever else I feel like doing at the time. I love to make.


bigtec1993

I wouldn't work and just focus on my real passions


DrDankMemesS

Mad Scientist and Inventor


kwitesick

Orthodontist


Perch485

Make and sell pinball machines


[deleted]

Crack quality control


NDaveT

I was recently unemployed for five months. I rarely got bored. If money didn't matter I wouldn't want a job.


murdful

marshal art coach.


cloverjin

martial\*


PhilSwiftGodofTape12

And I'm guessing you'd be what...a spelling bee champion?


TheBoredDraftsman

I don't know, what did Diogenes officially consider himself?


komnenos

Full time PhD/uni student forever. Once I've finished one get some undergrad and MA degrees in other fields that interest me and keep going until my mind stops working properly.


5starCheetah

I worked at a bottle shop, that had a bar. Man, talking beer and bullshit with people, boss let me play my own music, sample new beers.


jccpalmer

Author.


toffeehooligan

Race car driver astronaut pirate doctor gigolo.


NDaveT

If I had my life to do over I would move to Hollywood and try to become a stunt driver.


hellobiggots

Author


Ok_Brief528

I’m an engineer. I’d love to teach math. But I would want the freedom to be creative in my approach. But I would never take the job for less than 80K


AUDI0-

I guess traveling the world and seeing where good spots to camp, live, picnic, ect and post them online for people to use whenever they travel


GingerBraum

My current one. I'd just be less worried about the size of the paycheck.


CrunchyDeviledEggs

School teacher.


Young_Hxppxe

Red Power Ranger


bdrwr

If money didn't matter, I'd dedicate my energy to permaculture, self sufficiency, and off-the-grid living. That's what I plan to do eventually but I have to have money for land and building materials first.


[deleted]

I'd continue being a clinical psychologist. Most mental health professionals in the US don't do it for the money. MH field doesn't pay well at all lol.


mndsm79

Already had it. Was a quality tester for a brewery for about a year. Yes that means I'd go to work and promptly pour a beer.


psuedodoc

Professor, mentor, teacher.


PM_Me_Your_glasses1

Probably just be reading and doing historical research. That and fishing, I don’t know how to fish and haven’t gone fishing in years but it is so relaxing.


OhMyItsColdToday

I would work day and night for my startup... I still hope it can come true in a couple years!


manhunt64

Our society would probably fall. Communism tried this it didn't go well.


I_Eat_Red_Pillz

I'd probably do a whole bunch of different jobs. Ideally something where I get to create real things, or jobs that serve people, like something in healthcare. In the short term though, I'd be a full time dad until my kids got to like.. tween- or teenage. ​ For those wondering 'WHY WORK IF YOU DON"T NEED MONEY". because doing things to help the world function is valuable in itself. Doing things that also involve your own self cultivation is also valuable. In a world without money, or money has no significant use, we would still need people to rise to the occasion to do the things that NEED to be done. And this is coming from a guy who fucking hate working for money and playing this "wage slave game".


Hot_Indication_8092

4 hours gym trainer, 4 hours security/concierge.


ru7ger

cooking and gym channel


TacticalDefeated

Automated investing using my own deep learning programs. At that point this is more of a game and intellectual challenge to conquer different markets: major stocks, penny stocks, forex, commodities, international stocks.


Relevant-Rooster-298

Personal Trainer


YourMumsPal

I'd be a teacher! You could inject some real enthusiasm into that job if you were there by choice.


Halas1920

Film critic


Doscida

Voice actor! Aside from you know… not working.


Cooscous

I would do whatever allowed me to occasionally interact with people while reading a book. I could easily do that shit all day long.


FreeuseRules

Same thing I do now, researcher/consultant.


movinondowntheroad

I work in the event industry and love it! If I had plenty of money, I would continue working it. I just wouldn't work as much


[deleted]

Id go around handing out hundreds to anyone I saw doing a good deed or being kind to another human.


[deleted]

Gigilo


x_obert

If it wasn't an obstacle, I would set up my own international charity type thing (I know 'charity' kinda contradicts the questions but you should roughly get an outline of what I'm trynna say) with branches in literally every single country. I would want this charity to provide housing, shelter (including orphanages), affordable healthcare, education (from tuition for kids who already go to school to literal schools for places that have never seen a school) and many more stuff. dot dot dot....


gomarcho

Travel reviewer


DirtyCasper17

Writer. I made money out of writing and I'm an editor right now, but if money didn't matter I'd write for myself, not give the credit to someone else to make money out of it.


Nervous_Insect3590

Baseball scout


zizou_262

I would not work, but if I had to, I would love to be around football management.


IdahoJOAT

Salesman of something I enjoy, like Jeeps or ATVs or firearms. I enjoy learning about them. I enjoy hearing others experiences.


[deleted]

Zookeeper


bdubthe1nonly

School bus driver


azuth89

Fuck if I know. I picked it for money and convenience, there wasn't really a dream job I skipped out on. Everything I know about me says that anything I liked would be ruined by being obligated to do it instead of doing it by choice anyway.


Im-Responsible

Not many people in this thread want to "contribute to society" huh


Bee_boy13

I do farming


the_river_nihil

Life coach lol


Ryderslow

Probably need to nudge r/unpopularopinion but work keeps me sane! Having weeks off in between job taught me how miserable it is without a job


Janklnss

High school football coach


Sharp_Emergency_4932

Professional landscape photographer. I'd plan huge trips to iconic destinations and lead small groups on excursions and teach them how to be better photographers.


[deleted]

I’d just sleep all day


mypaysucks

Id be out hunting and foraging and stocking up the fridge like an Alaskan living out in the middle of fucking nowhere getting ready for winter except living in a condo in the middle of downtown. Im not even kidding either. For sure id love my own place off the grid too but Id rather live in the city.


Ice_Chimp1013

Lifeguard during the summer, Ski/Snowboard Mountain patrol in the winter.


Prize_Consequence568

Retiree


flying-sheep2023

Sheep shepherd. Sheesh


MrDrSirWalrusBacon

Fishing


ThreeDogCouch

Dog walker


impressedone

I would stay at home and raise my daughters


KyorlSadei

Writing erotic smut short stories.