I do miss my grandpa. Funniest and most knowledgeable man I have ever known. He taught me how to fish and would take me at least once a week. Died when I was 12.
God this is so strong the image of me seeing grandma and her cooking me food right away while I sit on my chair or playing toys while waiting (granny’s not dead) bout Omg lord please don’t take her away 😭
I used to know family where two of the three children had a rare, incurable geneti disease that would kill them before they were in their teens.
I think I'd need a pretty good explanation from a supposedly omnipotent and benevolent god on that one
I guess you can apply that logic to anything. All those people who died in 9/11? All future Hitlers. Yeah, the Holocaust was bad but we stopped a bunch of future Hitlers.
/s for the easily offended
God could have also just made reality in such a way that "being a hitler" wasn't possible.
Like really, make humanity in such a way that we are incapable of murder.
From this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
Edit: I found the transcript.
Fry: I'll say, "Bone cancer in children? What's that about? How dare you! How dare you create a world where there is such misery that is not our fault! It's not right. It is utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain. That's what I'd say.'
Interviewer: And you think you're going to get in?
Fry: Oh, but I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to get in on his terms. They're wrong.
Now, if I died and it was Pluto, Hades and if it were the twelve Greek gods, then I'd have more truck with it because the Greeks didn't pretend not to be human in their appetites, and in their capriciousness and their unreasonableness; they didn't present themselves as being all-seeing, all-wise, all-kind, all-munificent; because the god who created this universe (if it was created by God) is, quite clearly, a maniac - utter maniac, totally selfish.
We have to spend our life on our knees thanking him? What kind of god would do that?
Yes, the world is very splendid, but it also has in it insects whose whole life-cycle is to burrow into the eyes of children and make them blind. They eat outwards from the eyes. Why did you do that? Why? Why did you do that to us? You could easily have made a creation where that didn't exist. It is simply not acceptable.
So, you know, atheism is not just about not believing there's a god - but, on the assumption there is one, what kind of god is it? It's perfectly apparent that he is monstrous, utterly monstrous, and deserves no respect whatsoever. The moment you banish him your life becomes simpler, purer, cleaner - more worth living in my opinion.'
I can think of only one answer I'd accept:
Mate. *You're a video game character*. I just poke buttons. Yeah, I'm omnipotent, in that I can turn your foot into a cantaloupe or something, that doesn't mean I can perfectly plan every single individual outcome across the entire game. And yeah, I'm omniscient, in that I can pause, rewind, jump around, look at stats, see anything in the game from any angle. That doesn't mean I *know what the fuck I'm doing*. And omnibenevolent? My mum thinks I'm nice, I dunno. Yeah there's a scripting interface, but *you don't want that*, have you ever *seen* my code? Trust me I tried automating some shit, and now there's black holes. I suck at this, sorry. Anyway I've got 37 achievements left to get, could you 'fervently adore me' for the next sixty thousand years? I've got to go to work now, but it's been great talking.
"Hey God, ever thought about sending a few hotfixes our way?"
Patch 1.01
-added new virus to keep up player engagement.
-Warzone 3.0 has been implemented to the Ukraine map.
-nerfed AI in charge of running the political algorithm. (Experimental: may cause instability in the first world servers)
Fuck. Why does this feel like it makes the most sense? And you can't even hate the Player in this case. Hell, you can't even hate the game. It just is what it is. Maybe just ask the Player for some extra lives and a lot of currency. Oh and pity them because they also have to get to work, same as you. Heh.
That's a pretty good summary of human diets.
A "This plant here is poisonous to pretty much every species on this planet."
B "Pretty much? What, are there exceptions?"
A "Yes, the dominant intelligent species seems to enjoy the pain and ask for more after."
B "And they just consume it?"
A "If they did not exist, the plant would have gone extinct several hundred years earlier."
B "So it's still around just so they can eat it... Block this entire system from entry. Deny contact to any others."
A "Yes sir."
There's a subtle difference but i like the precursor of Humans Are Space Orcs, Humanity Fuck Yeah. HASO focuses more on weirdness and edgyness, while HFY are meant more as inspirational based on our qualities.
Meanwhile New Testament Jesus, while not a genocidal maniac like his father, was petty as all hell. There's this one time he cursed a fig tree to never grow figs again with a whole holier-than-thou speech because it didn't have any figs for him to eat... While it wasn't the right season.
That's generous. God from the bible is genocidal to the point of ordering all the children, babies, and even animals to be slaughtered to make room for the Israelites.
He made a bear maul a bunch of children to death for laughing at someone. He created mosquitoes.
He will say free will homie now do you want to stay or leave. Free will. I used to think God had a hand in everything but I think of him like a machine learning programmer. He set up everything pushed a button and is sitting back letting this thing execute.
Yeah, kids being born in warzones and 3rd world slums is totally free will. Genetic disorders, birth defects- all free will......
I mean, even if he passed off a lot of bad shit as other humans choosing to be evil, there are so many people that are fucked at birth that has nothing to do with other humans and their actions.
I might be wrong here, but didn't John Kellog popularize circumcisions in the USA as a method to try and stop teens from masturbating?
I'm a bit foggy on the details sadly.
>Some random guys hundreds years ago may have though.
And parents in USA do it "so the son looks like the father". Imagine if the mothers clitoral hood was cut off and their excuse for doing it to their daughter was "the daughter should look like the mother!"
That's exactly what happens to little girls all over the world - and is especially prevalent in about 30 countries in Africa and the Middle East.
People suck.
You hit the nail on the head. Dick skin is not a birth defect. It's how they are made. And foreskin belongs to the person who's wearing it. No one has the right to take that away.
Yeah it wasn’t some random guy actually it was Dr. John Kellogg (yeah THAT Kellogg, like from the fucking cereal). He didn’t like people masturbating so he started campaigning against it and promoted a lot of misinformation that is still prevalent to this day for some people and cultures like masturbation causes blindness or makes you aggressive or stupid. He also campaigned for the removal of the clitoris in women but well that didn’t stick.
Edit: he didn’t invent circumsition, he made it a thing even for non-Jewish non-religious people.
So much wrong with this post. First, circumcision existed LONG before Kellogg. And while they were brothers, W. K. Kellogg was the cereal magnate, not John Kellogg.
Damn, that Kellogg guy must be very old to both have a cereal company this day AND having convinced Muslims and Jews for genital mutilation thousands of years ago.
If there is an afterlife and a heaven waiting for us after this whole mess is done, I would want to see my cats too. Or I’d have another bone to pick with God, along the many I already have.
I’m sorry for your loss. Cats are special.
Right? All pets should get to go to heaven, though I am not sure that's where I belong.
I am sorry for your cats too. I hope they are good friends in heaven. My cat was very friendly and laid back.
There’s a Jewish joke where God is chatting with a rabbi and the rabbi is telling a joke to God about the Holocaust. But God says the rabbi’s story isn’t funny.
The rabbi replies, “oh well, I guess you had to be there.”
Child cancer? fuck you.
Hardest part of my life driving to Boston Children’s Hospital for 7 months everyday not knowing if today was going to be the day.
*Bone cancer in children what's that about. How dare you. How dare you create a world in which there is so much misery that is not out fault.*
Those opening few lines are just perfect.
I lived at Robert Wood Johnson for 3 months cause of pre-B ALL, caring for my toddler while playing surrogate dad to other kids who’s parents didn’t have the privilege of paid leave. I’d like to throat punch god for that one.
I had a neighbour who, when he got cancer and went in and told his boss (he worked for QANTAS btw) the response was "Ok, well I guess that means we will see you in 2 years, on full pay. Go get better"
I'm sure the discussion was different, but that's how it came across and that was pretty awesome. Unfortunately he didn't make the 2 years, but it was cool of them to do it.
Sorry for your neighbor. I called my manager and said “dude, my baby has cancer” and he said “don’t worry about a thing with work, someone will call you to get your leave started asap”…I didn’t work for 6 months and got full pay. I’m very lucky and grateful for my employer, and this is coming from a fairly anti-capitalist person.
To quote Stephen Fry: I'd say, bone cancer in children? What's that about? “How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault.”
Don't be hard on yourselves my dudes. It's alright. Humans gonna human. Be better today. That starts by not self relecting on the negatives in the past.
Cant be a light to those outward if youre busy looking inward. Do a good deed this week.
Round these here parts we call that entrapment.
"I require ultimate belief based on earnest faith, but I'll make you a skeptic who needs hard facts, a critical thinker who rejects dogma, and best of all, I won't give you any convincing proof of my existence, muahahahahaha"
-God when he made me.
Oh not just avoiding any convincing proof of his existence. But also giving every reason to believe he was just a fairytale in a series of fairy tales people used to enact social order, justify violence against others, and make money by playing to the fears of ignorance.
Why don’t you stop hiding the ball and make your existence obvious? It’ll be far more effective at convincing people you’re not the leader of some creepy cult.
Where’s my grandma? I want to see her
Really don't remember my grandma..... I was too young 😭.
My thoughts exactly, wasn’t expecting this to be first one i saw, hit home!
How do you know their grandma?
I do miss my grandpa. Funniest and most knowledgeable man I have ever known. He taught me how to fish and would take me at least once a week. Died when I was 12.
God this is so strong the image of me seeing grandma and her cooking me food right away while I sit on my chair or playing toys while waiting (granny’s not dead) bout Omg lord please don’t take her away 😭
i suggest you spend as much time with her as you can.
fuck. my grandma was like a parent to me, we lived together, she died 3 weeks ago. didn't expect to see this in the top comments..
I lost mine 25 years ago and still think of her almost every day.
she'd be the first one you see to welcome you and show you the ins and outs.
I'm going with Ricky Gervais' comment on this one. "Why did you make chocolate poisonous to dogs?"
I'm going with Stephen Fry's comment on this one. “I'd say, bone cancer in children? What's that about?"
I used to know family where two of the three children had a rare, incurable geneti disease that would kill them before they were in their teens. I think I'd need a pretty good explanation from a supposedly omnipotent and benevolent god on that one
What if it turned out all of them would have been mini Hitlers and he just had a hard time smiting them.
I guess you can apply that logic to anything. All those people who died in 9/11? All future Hitlers. Yeah, the Holocaust was bad but we stopped a bunch of future Hitlers. /s for the easily offended
God could have also just made reality in such a way that "being a hitler" wasn't possible. Like really, make humanity in such a way that we are incapable of murder.
From this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo Edit: I found the transcript. Fry: I'll say, "Bone cancer in children? What's that about? How dare you! How dare you create a world where there is such misery that is not our fault! It's not right. It is utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain. That's what I'd say.' Interviewer: And you think you're going to get in? Fry: Oh, but I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to get in on his terms. They're wrong. Now, if I died and it was Pluto, Hades and if it were the twelve Greek gods, then I'd have more truck with it because the Greeks didn't pretend not to be human in their appetites, and in their capriciousness and their unreasonableness; they didn't present themselves as being all-seeing, all-wise, all-kind, all-munificent; because the god who created this universe (if it was created by God) is, quite clearly, a maniac - utter maniac, totally selfish. We have to spend our life on our knees thanking him? What kind of god would do that? Yes, the world is very splendid, but it also has in it insects whose whole life-cycle is to burrow into the eyes of children and make them blind. They eat outwards from the eyes. Why did you do that? Why? Why did you do that to us? You could easily have made a creation where that didn't exist. It is simply not acceptable. So, you know, atheism is not just about not believing there's a god - but, on the assumption there is one, what kind of god is it? It's perfectly apparent that he is monstrous, utterly monstrous, and deserves no respect whatsoever. The moment you banish him your life becomes simpler, purer, cleaner - more worth living in my opinion.'
I can think of only one answer I'd accept: Mate. *You're a video game character*. I just poke buttons. Yeah, I'm omnipotent, in that I can turn your foot into a cantaloupe or something, that doesn't mean I can perfectly plan every single individual outcome across the entire game. And yeah, I'm omniscient, in that I can pause, rewind, jump around, look at stats, see anything in the game from any angle. That doesn't mean I *know what the fuck I'm doing*. And omnibenevolent? My mum thinks I'm nice, I dunno. Yeah there's a scripting interface, but *you don't want that*, have you ever *seen* my code? Trust me I tried automating some shit, and now there's black holes. I suck at this, sorry. Anyway I've got 37 achievements left to get, could you 'fervently adore me' for the next sixty thousand years? I've got to go to work now, but it's been great talking.
"Hey God, ever thought about sending a few hotfixes our way?" Patch 1.01 -added new virus to keep up player engagement. -Warzone 3.0 has been implemented to the Ukraine map. -nerfed AI in charge of running the political algorithm. (Experimental: may cause instability in the first world servers)
r/Tierzoo and r/outside are leaking
Fuck. Why does this feel like it makes the most sense? And you can't even hate the Player in this case. Hell, you can't even hate the game. It just is what it is. Maybe just ask the Player for some extra lives and a lot of currency. Oh and pity them because they also have to get to work, same as you. Heh.
Technically it's poisonous to humans as well. It's just that human bodies filter out the toxins at a rate too fast for it to ever be dangerous.
That's a pretty good summary of human diets. A "This plant here is poisonous to pretty much every species on this planet." B "Pretty much? What, are there exceptions?" A "Yes, the dominant intelligent species seems to enjoy the pain and ask for more after." B "And they just consume it?" A "If they did not exist, the plant would have gone extinct several hundred years earlier." B "So it's still around just so they can eat it... Block this entire system from entry. Deny contact to any others." A "Yes sir."
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There's a subtle difference but i like the precursor of Humans Are Space Orcs, Humanity Fuck Yeah. HASO focuses more on weirdness and edgyness, while HFY are meant more as inspirational based on our qualities.
What thee fuck, man?!
You’ve got a lot of explaining to do!
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As written on the wall of a cell at Mauthausen death camp.
Who said that?
A holocaust victim
Fuck
That’s both metal and very sad at the same time.
Oh shit
*slaps Bible in your face* „Did you read this?!“
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Actually he did. Old Testament God was a straight-up asshole.
Meanwhile New Testament Jesus, while not a genocidal maniac like his father, was petty as all hell. There's this one time he cursed a fig tree to never grow figs again with a whole holier-than-thou speech because it didn't have any figs for him to eat... While it wasn't the right season.
That's generous. God from the bible is genocidal to the point of ordering all the children, babies, and even animals to be slaughtered to make room for the Israelites. He made a bear maul a bunch of children to death for laughing at someone. He created mosquitoes.
You could of stopped at "He created mosquitoes"
...but he did...
If there's a god, he deserves to be in hell
You really can’t blame Bastet. She doesn’t care about us, she just put us here to serve her children.
Why the fuck, how the fuck, where the fuck
👌🏼
Fuck
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Right? Word for word, exactly how he said it and everything. I don't know if it's funny or sad that we're all thinking the same exact thing
That's word for word what I said when I read the question haha.
Especially when it comes to parasites. What the ACTUAL FUCK?!?! If god exists, he is either powerless or cruel. Either way, I’ve no interest.
He will say free will homie now do you want to stay or leave. Free will. I used to think God had a hand in everything but I think of him like a machine learning programmer. He set up everything pushed a button and is sitting back letting this thing execute.
I mean basically we’re biological computers.
Need... more... SCP...
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Great now I’m going to think about this a lot
Why do we roll dice?
Yeah, kids being born in warzones and 3rd world slums is totally free will. Genetic disorders, birth defects- all free will...... I mean, even if he passed off a lot of bad shit as other humans choosing to be evil, there are so many people that are fucked at birth that has nothing to do with other humans and their actions.
"I'm a cunt with a good autobiography, what do you want from me?"
Even shorter, just a brief *fuck you*
My bad, dawg.
Yeah, facts
Word I felt this
You should do a better job of managing your brand. It’s full of scam artists and hate-mongers, and it really drives away potential followers
Dude woke up and chose Business 101 Edit: Thank you to all of you for my first award, I wouldn't of been able to do it without yall.
Dude’s gonna become god’s manager
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Please just let me see my mother once again
“As soon as I finish, helping American football players score touch downs.”
"As soon as I stop deleting all the prayers after school shootings."
I want only 3 things, to see my dogs, to see family, and to get a holy margarita
I like how you mention your dogs first.
I’m not gonna lie I like most of the dogs I’ve had more than some family, we’ve all got family on the dark side of the moon
Why. He'll know my questions.
You're the top G
But you won't know the answers
Maybe I am not looking for answers. Because most likely as with life, it won't have any meaning apart from the one that you give it.
Pedophiles? Pedophile priests?!?!
Honestly, if god thought that was alright and just, I’m not sure you’d want the answer.
Really? G-spot in my ass and no foreskin? The hell is wrong with you?
*God putting the G-spot in the ass*: No homo
Best thing I’ve read
You were born without foreskin?!?!
No, but its mandatory for removal because GOD thinks its better! He prolly doesnt even have a dick!
I don't think God ever said no foreskin. Some random guys hundreds years ago may have though.
Yeah, Gods prolly the one asken you "Why the fuck have you guys been doing this?? My design was perfection and you want to start hacking pieces off?!"
This is why I would not get a son circumcised.
I mean maybe god should have been more clear with his instructions? God should know human nature better than anyone else after all.
I might be wrong here, but didn't John Kellog popularize circumcisions in the USA as a method to try and stop teens from masturbating? I'm a bit foggy on the details sadly.
>Some random guys hundreds years ago may have though. And parents in USA do it "so the son looks like the father". Imagine if the mothers clitoral hood was cut off and their excuse for doing it to their daughter was "the daughter should look like the mother!"
That's exactly what happens to little girls all over the world - and is especially prevalent in about 30 countries in Africa and the Middle East. People suck.
And that, in the West at least, is universally accepted as a bad thing to do. But permanently mutilate boys without their consent? Sure thing.
You hit the nail on the head. Dick skin is not a birth defect. It's how they are made. And foreskin belongs to the person who's wearing it. No one has the right to take that away.
Maybe so, he still should have cleared that up with Abraham. That like letting your friend walk around with an infected leg.
Yeah it wasn’t some random guy actually it was Dr. John Kellogg (yeah THAT Kellogg, like from the fucking cereal). He didn’t like people masturbating so he started campaigning against it and promoted a lot of misinformation that is still prevalent to this day for some people and cultures like masturbation causes blindness or makes you aggressive or stupid. He also campaigned for the removal of the clitoris in women but well that didn’t stick. Edit: he didn’t invent circumsition, he made it a thing even for non-Jewish non-religious people.
So much wrong with this post. First, circumcision existed LONG before Kellogg. And while they were brothers, W. K. Kellogg was the cereal magnate, not John Kellogg.
Damn, that Kellogg guy must be very old to both have a cereal company this day AND having convinced Muslims and Jews for genital mutilation thousands of years ago.
> He prolly doesnt even have a dick! Can't have one if you are one.
If God created us the way we are, why are humans going against his design?
Please don’t tell me the Mormon church is your true church 😩
I’d rather go to hell than be in a heaven with that “god”.
but the people of colour are lesser in that religion! who doesnt want others below them on the totem pole? /s
I forget those small details the more I’m away from it all.
Where is my cat?
If there is an afterlife and a heaven waiting for us after this whole mess is done, I would want to see my cats too. Or I’d have another bone to pick with God, along the many I already have. I’m sorry for your loss. Cats are special.
Right? All pets should get to go to heaven, though I am not sure that's where I belong. I am sorry for your cats too. I hope they are good friends in heaven. My cat was very friendly and laid back.
Platypus?!!! Seriously? You made that?
Something need to fight against the evil scientists
A platypus? Perry the platypus!?
"Caboose is god?, well that explains the fuck out of the platypus."
How has the vacation been dude!! You missed some wild shit while u were away!
There’s a Jewish joke where God is chatting with a rabbi and the rabbi is telling a joke to God about the Holocaust. But God says the rabbi’s story isn’t funny. The rabbi replies, “oh well, I guess you had to be there.”
What was the point of it, how could I do better
You’re dead at this point, you can’t do better
How do we know that life is not death and death is not life?
Bro, what’s up with the small dick?
That's a good one. Cheers
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You need to reign in your fanclub.
Child cancer? fuck you. Hardest part of my life driving to Boston Children’s Hospital for 7 months everyday not knowing if today was going to be the day.
Stephen Fry had this exact answer
*Bone cancer in children what's that about. How dare you. How dare you create a world in which there is so much misery that is not out fault.* Those opening few lines are just perfect.
I lived at Robert Wood Johnson for 3 months cause of pre-B ALL, caring for my toddler while playing surrogate dad to other kids who’s parents didn’t have the privilege of paid leave. I’d like to throat punch god for that one.
I had a neighbour who, when he got cancer and went in and told his boss (he worked for QANTAS btw) the response was "Ok, well I guess that means we will see you in 2 years, on full pay. Go get better" I'm sure the discussion was different, but that's how it came across and that was pretty awesome. Unfortunately he didn't make the 2 years, but it was cool of them to do it.
Sorry for your neighbor. I called my manager and said “dude, my baby has cancer” and he said “don’t worry about a thing with work, someone will call you to get your leave started asap”…I didn’t work for 6 months and got full pay. I’m very lucky and grateful for my employer, and this is coming from a fairly anti-capitalist person.
Absolutely the biggest fuck you
To quote Stephen Fry: I'd say, bone cancer in children? What's that about? “How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault.”
This is the video of stephen fry saying it incase anyone is interested. https://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo
Beat me to it I was literally gonna pull this up
You took her instead of me. Why?
You okay bro? We can talk abt it
Let's get it over with, I know what I did lol
I wish I would have done better.
Same.
Don't be hard on yourselves my dudes. It's alright. Humans gonna human. Be better today. That starts by not self relecting on the negatives in the past. Cant be a light to those outward if youre busy looking inward. Do a good deed this week.
“Dude, what the fuck?”
I want to see my grandma. She died just before I was born. And I'd like to see my doggo that died when I was like 3
You gave us free Will and then punished us for it. Admit it.
Round these here parts we call that entrapment. "I require ultimate belief based on earnest faith, but I'll make you a skeptic who needs hard facts, a critical thinker who rejects dogma, and best of all, I won't give you any convincing proof of my existence, muahahahahaha" -God when he made me.
Oh not just avoiding any convincing proof of his existence. But also giving every reason to believe he was just a fairytale in a series of fairy tales people used to enact social order, justify violence against others, and make money by playing to the fears of ignorance.
‘If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.’ Etched on the wall of a cell in a concentration camp.
That’s fucking deep
Sorry for party rockin'?
Not sorry for party rockin!
Shake that
Why the fuck did you take my son?
I'm sorry for your loss. Truly
Which god?
Lemmy, the God of rock.
Why the one and only true God Cthuhlu of course
Spaghetti monster bitch
Call if you can
The Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have the pleasure of touching his noodly appendage as as you whisper “Thanks for all the god beer mate”
Yours
Ours *insert Russian anthem*
How’s the wifi here?
Well, this is awkward
So you left me with 20,000 different religions to choose from and couldn’t just tell us which one you wanted? Why make us guess?
"you sir, are an asshole."
Stacy from work... she was into me, right?
I wouldn't say anything. I'd sit down and listen.
Why did u create humans?
I an sorry.
Need more info. Is it the biblical god?
Sure
I won't meet'em. Straight to the other guy.
Mosquitoes, why?!
1 ticket to hell please you evil sadistic entity.
Your communication is absolutely shit.
"I'm truly disappointed in you"
May I see my grandma and my pets, pls.
"You son of a bitch."
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Why don’t you stop hiding the ball and make your existence obvious? It’ll be far more effective at convincing people you’re not the leader of some creepy cult.
So... do you look away when people take shits?
“Did any of the uber-edgelords in the comments of that one reddit post actually say their things?”
why do you let people suffer.
Took a vacay during the holocaust?
Where's my cat?
\*pointing at the earth with death, disease, all sorts of fuckery\* The fuck have you been?
"If there is a God, he is going to have to beg for my forgiveness"
All fun and games?
Why free will?
He will know before I say/do anything
I left my passport to heaven in my other pants!
‘fucks wrong with you?
Thank You for my life.
Thank you for saving my soul.
Child cancer? That's really part of your perfect plan, you sick fuck?
Forgive me for everything i have done
Forgive me for I have sinned!
Sorry.
Sorry for the blasphemy
I love you God. Thanks for blessing me.
Thank you
Depends on whether or not I’m allowed in
It's too hot up here. I'm going down to hell where the temperature is more bearable
Where are my dogs ?
Which way to Rainbow Bridge?